Chapter 213: Corpse Immortal
The other party didn't come back to his senses at first, but when he saw the cigarette stick in Zhao Ke's hand, he instantly came to his senses, opened the screen, and walked in front of Zhao Ke in three or two steps.
"Big brother, fate, come on, give a bite first!"
I saw that the other party also took out a cigarette stick, but this time it was different from what Zhao Ke saw last time.
This time, the whole body of the cigarette stick is a bright red wood, and the wood itself carries a special fragrance.
The smoke pot and cigarette holder are ice blue throughout, as if they were a piece of jade like ice.
Zhao Ke was clumsy, and he couldn't tell what kind of jade it was for a while.
However, looking at the water head, you know that this jade is worth a lot of money, and it is a little too extravagant to use it as a cigarette stick.
I saw the other party come forward and stare at the cigarette pack hanging on Zhao Ke's cigarette pouch, I couldn't see the expression, but I could feel the other party's eager eyes.
Zhao Ke carefully gave him a little tobacco and filled his own smoke pot.
I saw two people squatting on the ground, one holding a fire in his hand, roasting his own cigarette pot with a focused expression, and he didn't care about speaking.
This made the girl standing in the back look weird, but fortunately, after training and taking up the post, she still had a look in her eyes, and immediately sent tea and pastries to Zhao Ke and the other party, and obediently exited the room.
"Hiss~~Whew"
took a deep sip, and a puff of green smoke spit out along his mouth, and the other party smashed it and smashed it, and savored it carefully for a while.
The entrance of the green smoke, the spicy and domineering feeling, as the mouth and nose spit out, the whole person was refreshed.
"Cool! Big brother, last time I said goodbye, I missed your tobacco for a long time, I was still thinking about your tobacco just now, you came, it's really fate. ”
The other party leaned over to him and said jokingly.
"Hey, it's quite fateful, my brother likes to come to this place too."
Zhao Ke grinned, revealing the eyes that the men all understood.
"Although the postage is not much, as a man and a qualified good citizen, we should take the time to help these stumbling girls."
Seeing that the other party shamelessly said that prostitution was so righteous and awe-inspiring, Zhao Ke also admired the other party's shamelessness.
The two didn't talk about serious things, but squatted on the ground, you and I said a word, chatting very happily, if you ask what to talk about, you can only use four words to replace the broad...... A few handful of chats.
"Ahem, brother, I didn't expect to meet this time, the meeting is fate, you tell me about the big red coffin."
Zhao Ke talked around and finally got to the point.
The other party took two puffs of Zhao Ke's tobacco and stretched out three fingers to Zhao Ke: "For the sake of our brothers' affection, I want fifty for others, you look at it, thirty." ”
Thirty points of postage, save a little to buy, you can buy three stamps in the album, plus a bunch of things.
The other party really dared to open his mouth.
However, Zhao Ke was not good at stubble, and nodded again and again: "Thirty!" Well, if I had it, I would give you three hundred, but my brother is poor, give me a discount, three points of postage! ”
"Ahem, ahem...... Big...... Big brother, my brother is about to go in recently, whether he can come back alive is one thing, you see if my brother's life is worth twenty-five. ”
"Brother Fu's life is very big, let alone twenty-five, even if you only have five in your hand, you can kill seven in and seven out."
"Fifteen."
"Ten."
"Thirteen, for the sake of my brother's life, give some."
"Okay, if you send me two more messages, it will be regarded as a parting ...... No, advice. ”
After some bargaining, the two finally finalized the thirteen o'clock postage.
The two of them went back to the chairs, but this time they were very close, smoking cigarettes and drinking tea, and after a while, they saw the other party hand the cigarette pot to Zhao Ke and said, "Give me some more?" ”
The corners of Zhao Ke's mouth twitched, the ninja's flesh hurt, and he stuffed the other party with cigarettes.
Seeing the refilled smoking pot, the other party's voice also became energetic, slowly roasting the cigarette, and said to Zhao Ke: "I don't care if you ask what the big red coffin is doing, but as your elder brother, I advise you, this thing, if you touch it, go around." ”
After the other party finished speaking, he didn't forget to add another sentence: "A piece of advice." ”
When Zhao Ke heard this, he said in his heart: "Nonsense, I want to know how far I am." ”
But at this time, Zhao Ke had a request for help, so he could only break his teeth, swallow it in his stomach, and said, "What if you can't dodge?" ”
took a deep breath of the cigarette stick in his hand, spit out a puff of smoke rings, turned his head and became serious: "If you can't hide, then don't open the coffin lid!" Second word of advice. ”
In an instant, Zhao Ke felt that the green tendons on his forehead jumped up, this is advice? This TM is nonsense.
Suppressing the anger in his chest, Zhao Ke rolled his eyes, he had lost his temper with the old scoundrel in front of him, so he could only wave his hand and signal the other party to continue.
Even if you can't see Zhao Ke's expression, you can feel Zhao Ke's mood after eating.
"Hehe, don't be angry, let's get down to business, but before you talk about it, you have to understand one thing first, and that is immortals!"
Just listen to the other person sit down and start talking slowly.
Whether it is a Taoist god, a Buddhist god, or even Jesus, they all have one thing in common, and that is death.
As long as a person lives, then he is only a mortal after all, mortals will make mistakes after all, and only when he dies can he not make mistakes, and his divinity will be infinitely magnified.
This point of view, in fact, is the most thorough view of Chinese Taoists.
Therefore, Taoism is not about life, but about death.
The phrase autopsy into immortals, but the Taoists put forward it, some people who have attained the Tao and are still wandering around before they die, in fact, they are looking for a feng shui treasure for themselves, so that the corpses can be dissolved into immortals.
After finishing these theoretical stories, Zhao Ke listened to it when he was in a trance, and he listened to the other party's cold sentence: "You owe me another news money." ”
When Zhao Ke heard this, he almost jumped up.
Fortunately, the other party was very knowledgeable, and continued: "The big red coffin you mentioned is not our side in the Central Plains, but I want to teach a forbidden technique of shamanism, raising corpse immortals." As he spoke, he began to sing.
"Raising corpse immortals, raising corpse immortals,
Don't prove the Dao of Daluo Immortals,
But the Netherworld Bridge.
Big red coffin Nine Dragon Lock,
The gods sit in the pit of all souls.
Someday the sun and the moon,
The earth dragon turned over and hit the gate of heaven. ”
After singing this limerick poem, the other party squinted and glanced at Zhao Ke, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, revealing a gloomy smile and said: "This is the origin of the big red coffin, so when you encounter this kind of thing, how far to hide, if anyone opens the coffin, hum!" ”
Zhao Ke instinctively wanted to ask what would happen to the meeting, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Zhao Ke's heart suddenly froze, and he immediately closed his mouth, knowing that the other party was just waiting for him to ask, and he wanted to set his own words.
Thinking of this, Zhao Ke couldn't help but take a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the sense of urgency in his heart, slowly picked up the bowl on the table, took the tea lid and wiped it, and gently sent a mouthful of incense to his mouth.
However, at this time, the other party suddenly whispered: "If anyone opens the coffin, it is equivalent to breaking her fairy fate, and he wants to accompany her and be in the coffin together, the sky is old and the world is old!" ”
"Poof!"
Zhao Ke opened his mouth, and a mouthful of tea squirted out, I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, this sip of tea was all sprayed on the other party's face.
"Oh, my grandma, I don't take you to play like this."
was spit out by Zhao Ke, and the other party was not annoyed, he scolded and scolded on his lips, and looked at Zhao Ke, as if he wanted to see something useful from Zhao Ke's reflexes.
However, unexpectedly, Zhao Ke put down the teacup and laughed instead: "Brother, you just talk nonsense, you have broken the fairy relationship, can you still have a daughter-in-law?" I had known this good thing, so I opened the coffin. ”
After hearing Zhao Ke's words, the other party was stunned, and then grabbed Zhao Ke's wrist and said, "You've really seen it!" ”
"Otherwise, I just took a look at it at the time, but the time was urgent, and I couldn't open it and returned, and I was a little unwilling, so I came to inquire."
Zhao Ke said this, and quietly removed the other party's hand.
After listening to Zhao Ke's words, the other party let out a long breath: "I'll tell you if you have a big fate, don't say that I lied to you, I can write down all the words I just said with a transaction paper now, you think you are her husband, if you really open the coffin, you will never be able to live forever, to put it bluntly, I want you to fill her life." ”
"Humph! I'm back to reality, don't say I didn't open it, and if I open it, she can still jump out and bite me? ”
Zhao Ke continued to pretend to be stupid, but in fact, his heart was already turned upside down, and it was difficult to describe how bad Zhao Ke's feeling was at this time.
"Big brother, that's what I said, but...... Forget it, what you see should be a pseudo coffin, as long as it is not the main coffin embedded in the dragon vein, it is not a big deal. ”
Seeing that the other party said easily, the cold sweat behind Zhao Ke rolled down, Changbai Mountain seemed to be a dragon vein.
Zhao Ke wanted to continue the talk, but the other party cherished the words like gold, and if he said more, he would not be, looking at the time, the other party stood up and arched his hand to Zhao Ke and said: "Big brother, our green mountains will not change the green water, if you meet in the horror space next time, remember to make a friend." ”
"Encountered, I'll be the first to kill you!"
Zhao Ke scolded secretly in his heart, this guy is an old oilman, quick and smelly, if he really encounters it, if he doesn't make the first move, this guy will be able to pit himself in a blink of an eye.
After the two completed the transaction and said goodbye, Zhao Ke left the ghost market with a black face, and as soon as he came out of the ghost market, when Zhao Ke reappeared in the fire escape of the hospital, he was suddenly startled by the situation in front of him.