"Hehe, Yichen doesn't know, this wine is a medicinal wine specially refined for you by Elder Ben, it contains more than 100 kinds of elixirs, although the taste is a little strange, but it has a miraculous effect on your injuries."

With a harmless smile on my face, I said, "Hurry up, drink the wine clean, Elder Ben guarantees with his personality that your injuries will heal in a few days." ”

"Is this wine really that godly?"

Shangguan Yichen's face was full of doubts, but when he thought that his injuries would be cured after drinking, he didn't care about it.

I saw him grit his teeth, glare, endure the pungent smell, open his mouth, and gulp and drink.

In the blink of an eye, he drank up a bottle of hot urine, and after finishing it, he still chirped, as if he was reminiscing about the taste......

I saw a few drops of yellow liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth, and I couldn't wait to ask, "How is it, how do you feel?" ”

"I don't feel anything, Elder Duan, what you gave me won't be a fake bar."

Shangguan Yichen sensed his body with his divine thoughts, and found that there was no change in the slightest, so he couldn't help but say to me.

I also wondered in my heart, what kind of "deadly laxative" is really bluffing when it sounds like a name, but why it has no effect at all, it can't be a fake drug.

Thundered!

Suddenly, there was a muffled noise in the room.

At the same time, Shangguan Yichen's face turned red, he covered his stomach with his hands, and shouted with wide eyes: "Lying grass!" This...... Why did Lao Tzu's stomach suddenly ring......"

Thundered! Thundered!

With Shangguan Yichen's exclamation, there was a series of muffled noises in his stomach, and his voice was low, like thunder.

At the same time, he found that his chrysanthemum was tight, and it seemed that there was a hot current about to rush out and vent out.

When I saw this, my eyes lit up.

The deadly laxative, finally having an effect!

"Whoa...... What's going on........."

Shangguan Yichen wailed for a while, almost unsteady on his feet, only feeling that his stomach was tumbling over the river, in addition to bursts of heat rushing towards the chrysanthemums, it was also accompanied by bursts of tearing pain.

"Senior Brother Shangguan, what's wrong with you!"

The two women in pink and green were taken aback, thinking that Shangguan Yichen was injured, and hurriedly ran over to help him steady.

"Made! I'm probably going to have a bad stomach...... Wow......"

Shangguan Yichen's body trembled, beads of sweat the size of beans slipped down his forehead, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, and there were a few fart sounds from the chrysanthemum one after another.

Instantly, a disgusting stench filled the room.

The second daughter was the closest to him, only to feel the strange smell around her, her face was pale, and she was almost fainted on the spot.

"Whew! It's all out of the way, I'm going to pull! ”

Shangguan Yichen's face was as red as pig's liver, and after screaming, a burst of "poof" suddenly sounded, and a large pool of yellow and thin things suddenly sprayed out of his chrysanthemums.

Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned.

The two daughters in pink and green, who were closest to Shangguan Yichen, didn't react at all, and were sprayed on the spot.

"Senior Brother Shangguan...... You...... You're actually pulling in the house. Excrement...... ...... vomit"

The second daughter touched Rexiang, who was all over her face, her eyes were full of disbelief, and after the shock, she bent down at the same time and vomited wildly.

"Wozhi! What the hell is going on! ”

Shangguan Yichen was tortured and almost collapsed, and in the roar, the popping sound became more violent, resounding in one piece, showing an endless trend.

Then, a pool of hot Xiang poured out of his chrysanthemum, and it opened up like a fountain in all directions.

"Senior Brother Shangguan, you actually defecate everywhere, it's disgusting!"

"Oh my God! It stinks, I can't do it! ”

The two goddesses were terrified and desperately escaped from the house.

Shangguan Yichen sprayed it, almost collapsed, raised his strength, moved out of the door with difficulty, and ran in the direction of the thatched house.

Along the way, there was a muffled sound, and there was yellow soup everywhere!

"! It is worthy of a deadly laxative, and it is really terrifying! ”

I hurriedly followed, and when I saw Shangguan Yichen pulling all the way, I was completely shocked by the power of this medicine.

If this momentum continues, it will really be a deadly rhythm.

Shangguan Yichen trekked hard, and finally came to the thatched house, couldn't wait to find a pit position, and squatted down.

"Made! It's really strange, Lao Tzu has already survived the thunderstorm, and his body is strong, how can he still have a stomach? ”

Shangguan Yichen squatted on the pit, scolding and scolding, puzzled.

"Yichen, you also come to the toilet."

At this moment, Duan Tiande's voice suddenly sounded next door.

"Elder Duan is also here, what a coincidence, I have a stomach trouble today."

Shangguan Yichen Yichen responded absentmindedly.

But after the next second, his pupils suddenly constricted.

Wrong!

Duan Tiande is clearly in his own house, who is this Duan Tiande in the thatched house!

Shangguan Yichen only felt that the hairs on his body stood on end, and he took a deep breath and asked, "Elder Duan, when did you come to the thatched house?" ”

"I've been here early in the morning, for half an hour."

After Elder Duan finished speaking, he was surprised, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Not good!"

Shangguan Yichen was taken aback when he heard this, and thought of the strange taste of the wine, and instantly understood that he had been tricked.

He was so angry that he couldn't pull it anymore, and when he lifted his trousers, he was about to rush out of the hut to settle accounts with me.

I had already followed me, eavesdropping outside, and seeing that my identity was exposed, I didn't stop doing anything, and kicked on the wooden door of the thatched house.

"Boom".

This kick is so powerful that it directly kicks the wooden door down!

Shangguan Yichen just stood up, and before he could react, he was hit by the wooden door, and in the exclamation, the person was loaded into the pit and came directly to take a hot bath.

The taste is not too sour.

"Who is presumptuous!"

Duan Tiande, who was next door, was immediately startled when he heard the movement of the fight, and he didn't care about squatting in the pit, so he hurriedly rushed out of the thatched house.

However, when he saw me outside, he was immediately confused.

He rubbed his eyes, unable to believe what was happening in front of him.

A person who is exactly the same as himself, appearing alive in front of him, is simply alive and dead.

"Ahh Traitor, you dare to drug me, Lao Tzu wants you to die! ”

At this time, Shangguan Yichen also roared angrily, crawling out of the pit, wet and embarrassed.

However.

When he saw two Duan elders outside, he was dumbfounded.

My brain moved, and while Duan Tiande was still in the stage of confusion, I suddenly stretched out my hand and pointed at him, and shouted: "Yichen, kill this thief, what a problem, dare to pretend to be Elder Ben, it is simply unreasonable!" ”

When Duan Tiande heard this, he almost vomited blood in anger, and hurriedly explained: "Yichen, don't listen to his nonsense, I am the real Elder Duan, you kill him quickly!" ”

"Fart!"

I shouted: "Impostor, don't pretend, I just saw it very clearly, that is, you kicked Yichen into the pit, don't be delusional and quibble!" ”

"Ahh It's not me, I didn't kick the door. ”

Duan Tiande didn't expect me to hit me backwards, so he immediately panicked and hurriedly waved his hand to defend himself.

Shangguan Yichen's face was cloudy, and his eyes swept over the two of us.

He carefully found that I was as calm as a mountain from beginning to end, but Duan Tiande had already messed up, and he immediately knew it.

"Thief! If you dare to harm me, let me die! ”

Shangguan Yichen suddenly made a move, stepped out, raised his palm and slapped it on Duan Tiande's chest.

(End of chapter)