Chapter 26: Melancholy! Shut up

"What then? I don't have any more ammo anymore! He Baobao looked at Wen Feng in horror and shouted, "Find a way, it's catching up!" ”

"Hehe, what's the hurry, do I need a detonator?" Wen Feng glanced at He Baobao with a wicked smile, turned around and snapped his fingers.

"Boom!" With a loud bang, there was a violent explosion in the abdomen of the machine Guan Gong, and the machine Guan Gong suddenly fell to his knees.

"Alright, it won't get up for a while, let's run." Wen Feng turned around and caught up with He Baobao, took her hand and continued to run towards the steps.

"You're such a big bad guy that you scare people, how about it? It's fun and satisfying to see me scared, isn't it? Running to the parking lot, He Baobao shook his hand angrily, broke free of Wen Feng's palm, and panted on the hood of a car and looked at the smiling Wen Feng dissatisfied.

"Hey...... Aren't you just afraid that you will be nervous, so let's relax? Wen Feng pressed the car key in his hand, and saw the headlights of his Nissan not far away flashing.

"Get in the car, I'm tired." He Baobao straightened up and was about to walk to the car.

"What's the hurry? Watch a good show and then go. Wen Feng leaned leisurely on the car next to him, lit a cigarette and smoked.

"What kind of weirdness are you doing, don't you take advantage of the machine monster to catch up, hurry up!" He Baobao looked at Wen Feng like a monster, isn't this guy crazy?

"Ahh What are you doing? He Baobao screamed and was pulled to his side by Wen Feng's big hand, "It's been a busy day, I invite you to watch a real version of the Autobot War." Wen Feng looked at He Baobao beside him and smiled leisurely. Actually, we haven't left that world of painting yet. ”

"What do you say? Isn't Maleonn dead? He Baobao looked at Wen Feng and exclaimed.

"Maleonn is dead, and it was someone else who took us to a digital photograph. Hehe, want to play high-tech with me. Wen Feng looked at the subway exit not far away, the huge machine Guan Gong had already walked out of the ground, staring at the eyes that radiated a vicious blue light, and rushed towards this side with a huge Qinglong Glaive Knife.

"It's coming, why don't you go quickly?" He Baobao stood up and pulled Wen Feng to leave, but Wen Feng pulled her hand and pulled her back to his side, "Sit down, it's absolutely safe here, I said I wanted to invite you to watch a play." Wen Feng still watched disapprovingly as the huge robot wielding a big knife rushed towards him.

Well, since you don't leave, I'll accompany you, anyway, if you hang up, I can't get out, so I'm going to die together. He Baobao took a deep breath with an open heart, leaned against Wen Feng, and sat on the hood of the car, she hesitated slightly, then snuggled up to Wen Feng's shoulder with peace of mind, and her head unconsciously rested on his shoulder. His hand was holding his own little hand, and it felt so good.

Just when the machine Guan Gong was about to kill him, a more sci-fi and more exaggerated huge robot suddenly burst out from its side, and knocked the machine Guan Gong to the ground, and the huge impact made the machine Guan Gong wipe the ground and slide out for a long distance, which was really a spark and a spark all the way.

The colorful robot strode towards the machine Guan Gong who fell to the ground, and while walking, it raised its huge and powerful steel arms, and in the "squeak" sound, the pair of arms turned into two giant cannons, and suddenly shot at the machine Guan Gong's ferocious continuous shooting, and in the continuous roar, the machine Guan Gong was blown back to the state of parts.

Wen Feng stood up, looked at the pile of scrap iron and smiled contemptuously: "What era is it, still playing with a big knife?" What a failure. ”

The robot turned back into arms and walked in front of the two of them, looking at the sign on the chest of the huge robot, He Baobao exclaimed, "It's really an autobot!" ”

"I'm an Autobot from Planet Cybertron—Melancholy." The Autobot looked down at He Baobao and said.

"Oh my God, I'm not dreaming, am I?" He Baobao looked up at the huge robot and said to himself in a trance.

"I'm standing in front of you, and you say you're dreaming, which makes me very depressed." Melancholy said very melancholy. It gently touched He Baobao with its huge steel fingers, "Do you feel it?" ”

"Well, but I still don't believe it, pinch me." He Baobao looked at melancholy and said.

"Do you really want me to pinch it?" Melancholy asked, clasping two huge fingers together.

"It's not you! Give you a pinch and I'll hang up! He Baobao shouted at melancholy, turned his head to Wen Feng and said, "You pinch me." ”

"Really, people will pinch it carefully, don't let me pinch it, I'm so depressed." Said sadly.

"Shut up, no matter how careful you are, my head is not enough for your fingers to pinch, alas! It hurts, you want to die! Deliberately, right? He Baobao rubbed his face with one hand, and slapped Wen Feng with the other hand very dissatisfied.

"Didn't you want me to pinch it?" Wen Feng hid to the side with a grin.

"Ah, it's really not a dream. Are you really an Autobot? How did you end up here? He Baobao looked up at melancholy and asked.

"After the destruction of the planet Cybertron, I wandered in the universe like all the surviving Autobots, and finally one day I ran out of energy and crashed on the planet Cupid, I don't know how many years I slept, it was Wen Feng who saved me on that planet. Thank you, hello bro. Saying that, Melancholy squatted down, and stretched out a fist to Wen Feng, and Wen Feng also clenched his right hand into a fist and confronted it: "Good brother." ”

"You've been to outer space?" He Baobao looked at Wen Feng in surprise and said.

"Hey...... I can't remember, it seems that there is such a thing, I said melancholy, you tell me about my past. Wen Feng looked at melancholy and said.

"You've had amnesia for 3 years, I take you to work every day, pickle girl, you and that girl are in the car......" Melancholy was about to go down, Wen Feng shouted: "Okay, okay, you shut up, don't talk about it!" ”

"Hey...... You won't let me talk again, it's so melancholy. Saying that, melancholy turned back into the Nissan.

Looking at the Nissan car in front of him, He Baobao sighed, "Hey...... I know why you are called melancholy, and the whole person has become very melancholy when I listen to you. With that, she opened the car door and sat inside.

Wen Feng also sat in, he started the car, looked at He Baobao and smiled awkwardly: "Okay, it's over, we should go back too." As he spoke, he stepped on the accelerator and drove the car forward at high speed.

"Where are you going, there's a building in front of you, ah! Bumped in! Seeing that the car was about to crash into the building in front of him, He Baobao closed his eyes in horror...... The car pierced the walls of the building like a stone into the water, and disappeared, but the façade of the building remained intact.

Late at night, in Ningcheng, on Mengdu Avenue, two luxury cars were whistling and chasing on the road for a drag race.

"233, 234, 235, haha, you can't catch up, your chick is mine tonight." The young man in the blue Maserati glanced arrogantly at the red Ferrari 911 that had been thrown away in the rearview mirror. At this moment, the body of a local tyrant Jin instantly passed in front of his eyes, and he stared at the distant car shadow with wide eyes and disbelief, "No...... No...... No way...... How could the Nissan Bluebird drive so fast......" He looked down at the on-board speedometer, "506 kilometers ......"

"Bang!" With a loud bang, due to distraction, Maserati deviated from the lane and slammed into the guardrail on the side of the road, and due to the huge inertia, the car rushed all the way to the bus stop in front of it, and hit the waiting shelter before stopping. After a loud and screeching braking sound from behind, the Ferrari finally stopped 100 meters in front of the crashed Maserati, and a young man in the car opened the door and walked towards the Maserati in fear and panic......

"Shut up! Shut up! From now on, you shall not speak without my command. The car shouted angrily at the dashboard.

"Hehe, it looks like you used to spend a lot." He Baobao sat in the passenger seat and looked at Wen Feng contemptuously and sneered. "Tell me what else he did?"

Melancholy didn't speak again, but Li Chunbo's famous song was released on the car radio: There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, good-looking and kind, with a pair of beautiful big eyes, thick and long braids, on the night before returning to the city, you and I came to the river, and the tears that have never flowed flow with the river, thank you for the love you give me, I will not forget this life and this life......

"Melancholy?—— you're endless, I should really disassemble you into parts?——" Wen Feng bit down on the steering wheel in annoyance and snorted in pain.

"Ah, you're finally back." On the sofa, Bai Weiwei, who was holding Anubis drinking coffee and watching TV, heard the sound of the door opening the door, looked back at the two people who came in, and when she saw Wen Feng, she couldn't help but squirt out the coffee that had just entered the mouth, "I said you didn't go to the library?" How did you read the books of the Surrealists, and pretend to kill Matt by making your clothes one by one? ”

The next day, the administrator of a subway station opened his eyes wide and looked at the original colorful large wall painting, and he didn't know which bastard replaced it with a snow-white tile, which was too exaggerated.

The director of the Municipal Military Museum looked at the meritorious liberation vehicle in the state of parts in one place, and wanted to cry without tears.

The city's first hospital, ICU intensive care room, "The wounded has just woken up, you must not stimulate him." The doctor on duty told the plateau again.

"I'm Gao Yuan of the City Bureau Patrol Team, and I want to ask you something about last night's car accident." Gao Yuan stood in front of the young man who was wrapped in bandages and made like rice dumplings.

"I ...... When I was racing, I was overtaken by a blue bird of local tyrant gold, and I was distracted......"

"The bluebird of the local tyrant gold? Are you overtaken by it? The monitoring showed that your speed at that time was not low, 240 kilometers per hour. What blue jays can run 210 km? "Plateau was shocked.

"It's a bluebird, it seems to appear out of nowhere, I'm sure there was absolutely no other vehicle when I was chasing him, the bluebird appeared next to his car in an instant, and then drove away at a rapid speed." In the detention room of the city patrol team, the Ferrari driver looked at He Meng and said.

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