Chapter 296: Huanggang Niangniang
Seeing this, the prefect of Yangzhou could only beckon two small servants to quickly invite the garrison of Yangzhou City.
After the Yangzhou garrison came over, they asked the same question, "For what?" β
General Cao's irascible soul is a little at a loss. How to explain it? Could it be that we told the two court officials that we are sick in the brain?
"Prince Rong of the imperial court is being hunted down, just in your Yangzhou City, quickly send someone to find her whereabouts."
He Youan didn't bother to beat around the bush, and directly said his intention.
The prefect of Yangzhou was so scared that he almost urinated incontinence, isn't this a joke? Wasn't it his own people who chased and killed Prince Rong a few days ago?
It's only been three or four days, why did the news fly to Fujian? What the hell is going on?
The Yangzhou garrison also had a chill on its back, and a few days ago, after listening to the flickering of the governor of Liangjiang and the prefect of Yangzhou, they didn't even have an order to transfer troops, and they actually released the soldiers and horses of the whole city to hunt down and kill the woman.
It's only been a few days? Feng Shui turned around, and he had to look for that woman with great fanfare. One to hunt, one to seek? These two words are really incomprehensible, huh?
"Two generals, do you have an order from the top of the mountain, or is it a verbal command?" The Yangzhou garrison dared to ask such a thing. If you don't have to say anything, even if it's a fart on it! If you ask about the taste, you can guess the smell.
A few days ago, it was an order to hunt and kill, and this time it turned into a search in a blink of an eye? What kind of play is this? The Yangzhou City garrison has both men and efforts, and I still don't understand whether to kill or find?
"Open your dog's eyes and see what is on the table, this is the emperor's tiger talisman, don't you understand? Or are you blind? β
General Cao couldn't bear such a question, he could only solve his inner entanglement in a violent way.
This time I changed to Yangzhou City to guard very tangled, a few days ago I just said 'kill', and suddenly it was 'find', is it 'kill' or 'find'?
The prefect of Yangzhou was already frightened, and the hornet's nest stabbed by the governor of Liangjiang is now starting to sting. If one is not careful, he may be stung to death by a wasp.
There was a tangled atmosphere in the air, everyone was struggling with the things in their hearts, and suddenly the doorman who didn't know whether to live or die, and who didn't know what to do, jumped out and said, "Is it the woman who came to the prefect's mansion a few days ago?" β
The expanding air suddenly exploded.
General Cao was dumbfounded first, he was really divine, he was so accurate in his dreams, what else did he have to do as a fortune teller?
He Youan was so made by this sentence that he almost grabbed the little doorman, and asked eagerly, "What did you say?" Which woman? β
The prefect of Yangzhou was dumbfounded, and he didn't expect the doorman to know about it.
The Yangzhou garrison is still confused, Prince Rong and Princess Rong are being chased and killed, why are you a big general?
"Three days ago, a woman who claimed to be the emperor's wife came to our Yangzhou City to find the prefect." The doorman truthfully relayed what he knew to He Youan.
She is really in Yangzhou, and her dream is true. He Youan shook the doorman excitedly and continued to ask, "Then where is she now?" β
He Youan was also excited, this should not be asked to the doorman, but to the prefect of Yangzhou.
The doorman pointed to the Yangzhou prefect and said, "I don't know!" β
The prefect of Yangzhou is almost going to kill this doorman, if you don't know, you don't know, why are you pointing your finger at me.
He You'an followed the direction of the doorman's finger and targeted the Yangzhou prefect.
"Where is she now?"
The prefect of Yangzhou was almost fainting, and he thought about this question for four days, but he still couldn't find an answer.
"Where is she now?" He Youan asked the prefect of Yangzhou again.
Where does the prefect of Yangzhou know where the people are? He can't tell He You'an, I didn't chase the woman you're looking for.
General Cao was afraid that He You'an would lose his temper, so he grabbed the Yangzhou prefect in his hands directly from He You'an's hands, like catching quails, and after shaking it a few times, he shouted like a lion's roar: "Where is she?" β
The prefect of Yangzhou has seen rogue and irascible officials, but he has never seen such a rogue and irascible official as General Cao. After a few shakes, the prefect of Yangzhou was overly frightened and fainted.
General Cao carried the Yangzhou prefect like a dead quail, and said to He Youan: "I didn't care about him, why did he faint, this is too hard to toss!" β
He Youan said to the Yangzhou garrison: "You go and send him home, and then come back to transfer troops." β
Yangzhou City was garrisoned, and a few small people in the yamen carried the Yangzhou prefect away.
This farce happened four days after Wanying left Yangzhou City.
At this moment, Wanying, floating on the Grand Canal, successfully crossed the Zhenjiang River, and easily escaped the checkpoint in Suzhou, but was stopped by a group of robbing hooligans when she arrived in Hangzhou.
Although they are both on the same canal, the Cao Gang on the boundary of the two rivers and the Cao Gang on the border of Fujian and Zhejiang do not belong to the same church.
After paying the required protection money, the hooligans still have no intention of leaving,
Another catastrophe is on the verge of breaking out. More than a dozen Cao Gang brothers held down the boatman and Lao Lin. Then the rest of the eldest brother Hang'er Lang sat on the board of the boat outside the painting boat.
"Sing two of your fresh and self-conscious songs to the gentlemen." The leader of the Cao Gang ruffian sat in the flower room with a teacup, looked at Wanying in a daze and said.
Seeing this, Cui Ying'er hurriedly took down the pipa from the wall, looked at the ruffian with a coquettish face and said, "Uncle, whatever song you want to listen to, you can order it casually, if there is anything that you can't sing, let the uncle dispose of it!" β
Such flirtatious words,Successfully diverted the attention of the ruffianγ "Good! Very good! Then how about you sing a part of Ximen Qing and teasing Pan Jinlian to the uncle? β
Cui Ying'er motioned to her mother to go over to clear the siege, and her mother understood, shortened a few plates of good snacks, pinched a piece and put it in the ruffian's mouth, and said with a smile: "Uncle, how can there be such a track?" Aren't you embarrassed girl? β
The ruffian chewed on the snack, and said with a little bit of the scum, "Why not, I've heard it in the brothel." β
Mother knew that this was deliberately difficult, so she patted the dim sum scum on the ruffian's clothes with her hand, and complimented: "It's because we don't have knowledge, so it's better for the uncle to hum a few words, let the girl think about it, and see if she can remember." β
Seeing that her mother was very obedient and the girl was very obedient, she was sure of the fat in her mouth, so she didn't embarrass them, but said, "Since you can't think of it, just sing it." β
Cui Ying'er sang more than a dozen Suzhou lyrics in a row, and she didn't mean to stop. Seeing that Cui Ying'er had the momentum of singing all night, the ruffian began to be a little unable to hold back the torment in his heart.
"Okay, after singing so many songs, drink a cup of tea to moisten your throat." Di Pi said and took a sip of tea, puffing out his cheeks, ready to stuff the water in his mouth into Cui Ying'er's mouth.
Cui Ying'er held the pipa, covering the left and right and blocking the hooligan energy of the ruffian after all. He could only ease up and say: "Uncle, there are still a few songs in the slave family, and they can be sung together, okay?" β
Taking advantage of Cui Ying'er's opening, the ruffian poured the dirty water in his mouth into Cui Ying'er's mouth, and then said in his original form: "The meaning is right, the spring night is short, let's have fun in time is a serious matter!" β
Although Cui Ying'er is a singer, but until now, she is still a disciplined singer, so the hooligan forcibly poured a mouthful of dirty water, which was really unbearable, and sprayed the water directly on the face of the ruffian.
"! You stinky shit, shame on you! After speaking, he took the teacup in his hand and was about to smash it on Cui Ying'er, mother, little girl, Wanying, and Hongfu hurriedly went up to stop it, but the cup fell on Wanying's head.
Blood gushed down her neck, and Cui Ying'er saw Wanying block a teacup for herself, and slammed her pipa at the ruffian's head.
The sound of the 'bang, bang, bang' and the noise of the painting boat attracted the ruffians outside the ship and on the shore. A dozen ruffians saw that the space in the boat was very limited, and they were afraid that it would be difficult to use it, so they forcibly twisted a few women ashore.
"Let her go, I'll go with you!" Cui Ying'er saw that the ruffian twisted Wanying, and shouted desperately at the leader.
"Phew, don't be ashamed, I lifted you just now, you just didn't know how to lift, and now it's too late to rush to give me a hug. Lao Tzu wants her now! β
Hongfu broke away from the ruffian like crazy, rushed to Wanying's side, and shouted at the ruffian, "Let go of her!" β
"Another one to throw yourself into! It's fucking interesting. β
Hongfu didn't let go when she saw the ruffian, and then looked at the canal behind her, and crashed into the ruffian deadly, and the ruffian took a few steps back, almost falling into the canal.
"Damn, it's not looking for death."
The ruffian let go of Wanying and kicked Hongfu into the canal, Wanying Yunniang didn't want to pull it, only to hear the sound of 'poof', and Hongfu planted her head into the canal.
Wan Ying took advantage of the ruffian's laughter and pushed the ruffian into the canal at once.
The banks of the river were suddenly in chaos, and after the wet ruffian was flooded by the canal, his mind suddenly brightened, and he said firmly: "You are not a prostitute, you are the woman who was searched in Yangzhou City, and you are a lady in the capital!" β
Looking for news of Wanying, she had arrived in Hangzhou long before Wanying came. The ruffians didn't expect that this stunner in front of them turned out to be a woman who had been looking for two days in the entire Liangjiang and Fujian and Zhejiang black and white.
The frightened ruffian, looking at Wanying in the moonlight, suddenly had an even more arrogant thought, and said to his brothers: "The things we have been talking about all our lives are finally in front of us. β
"Rob the emperor, prostitute the mother." A dazed ruffian shouted.
More than a dozen brainless ruffians came to their senses when they heard this, and they said nonsense: "Rob the emperor, rob the emperor, prostitute the mother!" β
The red fluff kept fluttering in the canal, and the ruffian on the shore took the oars and pressed the red fu into the water.
"Yes, after prostituting Niangniang, we will also be heroes on the road in the future!" The ruffian shouted at his men.
"Prostitute, prostitute!" The ruffians shouted in high spirits.
"Uncles, she is pregnant with a child, you can let her go." Yun Niang knelt at the feet of the ruffian and begged bitterly.
"It's still a mother with a dragon seed, my God, why is it so exciting!"