There used to be a joke

The biggest tragedy in CF is not that I go online for 60 points every day and get 59 headshots from you, "3 seconds excluding resurrection", but even if I guess where you appear, I can't feel the angry gunshot!! "Out of Bullets"

At this moment, the captain has the urge to cry, but he is also the number one in the Northwest Region, is it really good for you to abuse me like this? Hi your mother~

24-0

"Big brother, are you sure you didn't fight seriously? I'm almost bald. The captain vented aggrievedly to the screen.

The five team members on the side wanted to laugh when they saw their boss being beaten like this, but they couldn't hold back their laughter, it was uncomfortable.

I can only be dignified in my heart, telling you to pretend to be 13 day by day, and be beaten into a dog, hahaha.

Chen Nan was a leisurely horse on the side, operating Ao Mo to jump left and jump again, firing a shot from time to time to collect people's heads, which was beautiful.

"Well, how do I feel like I'm hitting a schoolboy." Chen Nan said regretfully.

The people in the live broadcast room were not convinced, they were too pretending to be 13 and couldn't bear it, they definitely couldn't bear it.

"My mother, you're pretending to be 13 criminals."

"The anchor can't die if he doesn't pretend to be forced."

"I feel like the guy across the other side is going to cry, it's dripping."

"Is it my delusion? Or is it that the person on the other side is really dish. ”

“emmmm.. The Northwest Region will give you a general idea of the team on the opposite side, the top team in the Northwest Region, and the captain of the opposite team is playing. ”

"Upstairs, you're cooperating with 13, drag it out and cut it!"

"[Funny] shivering"

……

bang

—Chen Nan uses AWM to kill the rebellious Xiaobai

"If you don't fight, you won't fight, I'll fuck you, and I'll hit a hammer!" The captain said in despair, and nervously pressed the main shutdown button.

"Huh~" After the host was completely shut down, the captain slowly exhaled and said, "It's finally quiet." ”

Five team members: "......"

What about the operation of the god of observation?

What about the promise that you are not allowed to run away?

Hi Nima, you're a.

Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a hammer!

Chen Nan had nine heads left on his side to end the game, and in the next second, the gold mark of victory appeared on the screen.

Mission Success

“？？？ Ran away, that's all... Ran away? Chen Nan asked

— You have become a homeowner

After Chen Nan returned to the room, there was no one left in the opposing team, all of them were gone, and they were replaced by some miscellaneous people, who directly occupied the entire room.

Chen Nan waved his hand and said with a wry smile: "Alas, it's tasteless and shaved head." ”

"I really can't stand the birds, I'm too pretending to be 13"

"Pretend to be 13 that strong, Chinese betta fish looking for Nanshen"

"Chen Nan: Sit down, sit down, basic operation."

"Dressed up as a boring 13 [funny]"

"The anchor pretended to be 13 again, and then dragged it out and cut it"

"Chen Nan: I don't want to either, I really didn't fight seriously [laughing and crying]"

At the same time, the game's message bar also flashed quickly.

Xiao Kuoai 12581: "Nanshen, huh, people have been watching the battle just now." ”

Celadon: "Nanshen take me!" You said it yourself, hmm~"

Ou Huang: "Team up, team up!" ”

Xiaobaigan: "Force the king to take me, take me." ”

……

The corners of Chen Nan's mouth twitched, and he said in the live broadcast room: "You just forced the king, who is it, who has the courage to stand up, and can't kill you." ”

"Nanshen I, I am!"

"Get out, I'm the right little white."

"Get out of the way, I'm the real thing."

"Damn, a bunch of people are pretending to be me."

— Xiaobaigan sent a rocket, who dares to impersonate me.

Chen Nan: "......"

At this time, a letter from the station popped up.

"Hello anchor, you have the above homepage to push, please continue to work hard."

"Hmm, it's recommended!" Chen Nanmu said that he looked at the number of people in the live broadcast room at the same time.

It started at 1 million and grew until 4 million.

Chen Nan waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'll take you with me, um... Then let's break through next! ”

The ocean freighter was the first map that Chen Nan played when he came into contact with CF, and at that time he knew how to play breakthrough every day, and until now Chen Nan has found it fun to break through the mode thief.

The breakout mode is that the defender guards the passage, the passage is near the defender's respawn point, and the lurker only needs to rush to the passage to count the breakthrough successfully, and the corresponding number of heads will be obtained.

Chen Nan searched for a long time, and finally found a room for an ocean freighter, no way, there are still a few people playing breakthrough now, not like the time I thought.

"Here, this room, Sudden 1, Frequency 5, 4" Chen Nan shouted in the live broadcast room, anyway, whoever is fast and who comes, he doesn't bother to care.

[Celadon porcelain] enters the game

[Little White Dry] to join the game

[Ou Huang] joins the game

[Xiao Kuoai12581] enters the game

……

Celadon: "I haven't played this mode. ”

Ou Huang: "Coincidentally, I haven't played it either." ”

Xiao Kuoai 12581: "+1, Boom"

Xiaobaigan: "Have I played it?" Ahh

ChenNan: "When the time comes, I'll tell you by voice that this mode is very simple. ”

Sister, you are frightened [homeowner]: "What are you pressing, ready to prepare, open." ”

Enter the game

Chen Nan took a sip of water, he suddenly wanted to be entertained, put down the quilt and said boldly: "Good wine!" ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

"Silly 13 Anchor"

“+1”

“+1”

……

Chen Nan brushed up three black lines on his head, glanced at the camera, and then stared at the screen without speaking, he felt that his inner world had been destroyed, and at the same time secretly swore that he would never do anything stupid again.

"Hahaha, ask for the psychological shadow of Nanshen!"

"Funny me, do you want to show you so [laughing and crying]"

"Nanshen's face is dark, haha."

"Nan God: You go on, I don't care [funny]"

……

The progress bar reached the top, Chen Nan held the mouse, this game he belonged to the ranks of lurkers, the kind that rushed forward.

Character resurrection

Chen Nan was about to rush forward, and the sound of a walkie-talkie sounded in the headphones.

"Huh, Nan God begs to fly" [Xiao Kuoai 12581] said.

I'm fucking hi my day, it's actually a fucking male voice, dead pervert, weird.

Ou Huang: "I'm rubbing, big brother, awesome, hahaha."

”

Celadon Porcelain: "Hey, that's a pervert. ”

Celadon's voice is a female voice, and there is no doubt that it should be a serious girl.

Xiaobaigan: "Blame, I'll, kill and die." ”

The corners of Chen Nan's mouth twitched, and then he pressed the V button and said calmly: "This thing... I think it's possible to ban wheat! ”

Xiao Kuoai 12581: "Ah, ah, Nanshen, you can't be like this, don't I have a good voice?" ”

Chen Nan brushed up three black lines in his head, is it good, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Ou Huang: "Big brother, this is okay, ahhahaha"

Xiao Kuoai 12581: "Ahhh

"Hey~, little brother! Nan God, huh. ”

A whole sweet girl came out, and Chen Nan got goosebumps when she heard it, is this still the one?

Suddenly, rows of 6666 flashed on the message bar