Chapter 1285: Why don't you go to the Xianjia thatched toilet?
There is a place in the Forbidden Purple City, which is the most obscure place in the entire city, and that is the Cold Palace.
Historically, the cold palace lived in abandoned concubines and resentful women who either fell out of favor or were abolished, and once they entered this kind of place, if they wanted to go out again, there was basically no hope.
When people are desperate, they have nothing to love, and all kinds of strange things will naturally happen, such as people often go crazy there, and then there are also various times of death when people hang themselves and even throw themselves into wells.
As for how these people died, it is up to the wise to see what is going on.
It's just that Xuanwu didn't understand why Moon Stygian Flame would run so far to go to the toilet.
There are a lot of toilets in the entire Forbidden Purple City, he has a lot of choices, why would he choose to go to that place that ordinary people avoid?
He really couldn't figure it out, so he forgot to react for a while, and directly slammed himself in place, stunned and didn't know what to say.
Moon Flame naturally knew what he was thinking, and said quietly, "There are fewer people over there, it's cleaner, and the air is better!" ”
Depend on! Xuan Yunqi has seen it, he has always heard that Moon Stygian Flame has a cleanliness habit, but he doesn't know that this cleanliness habit is so serious.
Would you rather go to the toilet in a cold palace that is rumored to be haunted, rather than go to a place where normal people go, just to avoid the smell in the toilet?
Moon God, why don't you go to heaven? The fairy thatched toilet in the sky should be surrounded by auspicious clouds!
But this, Xuan Yunqiao was just babbling in his heart, he really didn't have the courage to say it directly, otherwise, it would be possible to be shot to death directly.
As for why Moon Flame specially asked him to call to do this, Xuan Yunyan's intuition was that maybe Moon Flame was also worried that he would be cranky, so he would take advantage of this to let himself go out to blow the wind and snow and calm down, so he didn't think much about it at all, "Okay, I'll go get it." ”
Seeing that Xuan Yunqi didn't have any other thoughts, and turned around and left directly, Moon Flame nodded, if this guy thought that he was deliberately embarrassing him, then he had to think carefully about how much cohesion he had for the team.
In the original Big Dipper team, Moon Flame was full of confidence, as long as he said a word, even if he asked Gu Qiang and them to go to the toilet to bathe with those things, they would definitely not have a word. That's loyalty.
What his team needs is 100% loyalty, allowing you to have your own ideas, but not affecting the mission.
Hopefully, that woman just now...... You won't let yourself down......
Moon Flame sighed, no matter what, life and death are fate, he has already done it here, and Xuan Yunqi depends on his own creation.
All the way through the wind and snow, Xuan Yunqi directly touched the cold palace, he is a royal pet ability, the pet space still has a purple wave stepping cloud eagle, the power of other abilities has basically not awakened, plus the moon flame has only come to the cold palace just now, so he is empiricistically a lot less vigilant.
If he had entered a strange place in the past, he would definitely not have been so calm.
After entering the cold palace, he suddenly smelled a faint mailbox in the air, as if it was the aroma of Qiu Ju, but there seemed to be something else in this fragrance.
Worst! Xuan Yunyu secretly screamed badly, the whole person collapsed on the ground, except for the eyes that could move, all the body was numb, and his tongue was like chewing a big bowl of peppercorns, so numb that he couldn't feel it at all!
"Haha! There's a fool coming to the door! Sister Yan is really a clever plan! ”
"What the hell are you waiting for! Hurry up and carry Sister Yan in! This kid looks really good, I don't know how many days I can let Sister Yan play, huh? ”
"Be quiet, let Sister Yan hear it, you still want to die!"
"Hurry up, be quick, don't let this kid be discovered!"
……
Four masked people rushed out from behind the cold palace, and then directly carried Xuan Yunqi, who was already shaped like a wasted person, into it and closed the door of the cold palace.
For a while, Xuan Yunqi felt like falling into an ice cellar, from the conversation of those people just now, he already knew what the name of Sister Yan was, and he was about to be ...... if he was not careful
He didn't dare to think about the rest of the matter, and now he could only hope for the Moon Flame, hoping that after he found out that he hadn't gone back, he could come over to find him quickly.
Thinking of this, he was somewhat relaxed, so he was carried into the cold palace by someone "resigned", and then went around to the back of the main hall, directly lifted a blue brick and stone slab, and then threw it into it as if he were throwing a dead dog.
Fortunately, he doesn't feel pain at all now, otherwise he would have to greet the other party's mother directly if he was thrown so hard.
Depend on! There is actually a tunnel in the cold palace, why didn't anyone tell him?
"Xuan Yunqi?" A bewitching woman, dressed extremely naked, and wearing heavy makeup appeared in his sight, "If you are Xuanyun, you will blink?" ”
Xuan Yunqiao squinted his eyes, looked at the woman in front of him, and felt that her painting style was very contradictory.
A woman who is so enchanting and amorous, why is her eyes so clean and clear?
"Very good," the woman raised her hand and drew it, as if she had done something forbidden to the entrance of the cave, "First meeting, introduce yourself, in Xia Leng Yuyan, sixty-five thousand years old, I am your daughter-in-law, I have the female beast soul of the divine beast Xuanwu in my body!" ”
Xuan Yunxiao's eyes widened at that time, and he couldn't believe his ears at all.
Six...... Sixty-five thousand? He...... His daughter-in-law?
Depend on! Depend on! Lean, lean, lean!! No way!
"It was I who sent the news to the city lord of the Jingbei base, asking him to help you come here, don't think about it, he won't come to pick you up until we are done. I am the guest of the Leng family in the ancient world, this time I came secretly with that group of people, my reputation in the ancient world is extremely bad, it can be said that I am notorious, everyone knows that I am a male-loving existence, I will kill hundreds of men every year, cutting off their lives. But don't worry, you'll be a man who can survive if I've played with you. Because, I won't let myself be widowed! ”
Guard your sister, guard! After hearing the other party's words, Xuan Yunqi suddenly went crazy! Is this woman crazy? Hundreds of men killed in a year? Cut so many dicks?
He suddenly felt a wave of nausea, if he was touched by this person's hand, wouldn't he have to take a bath for a month!
No! He suddenly came back to his senses, his daughter-in-law is such a terrifying existence? Oh my God, he can't do without this guy!
He wants to go home!
However, Leng Yuyan had already begun to take off his clothes, and her mouth was still muttering, "You can rest assured, I will never let you be a eunuch!" ”
Xuan Yunqi finally realized the taste of "life without love".