50 Superstitions
"Come on, where did everyone die for me!?"
As the lady shouted angrily, the maid behind her rang the bell, and then several majestic bodyguards rushed in, blocked the doorway, and surrounded the cat in a semi-encircled manner.
"Arrest her for me, I want family law!"
The cat cried out in her heartβshe learned from her classmatesβas she ran around, and every time she was almost caught, her body twisted at a tricky angle as if she were boneless, avoiding her grip, and running all over the house.
This luxurious semi-enclosed small hall should be the place where the old lady exerts her majesty on weekdays and uses what family methods, and there is a Buddhist shrine in it, which is dedicated to the gods who don't know the way, but the old lady doesn't look like a believer in Buddhism at all.
The cat was not polite, and made a mess of the beautiful and delicate Buddhist shrine, and the tributes and incense burners on it were used by her as "hidden weapons" and thrown at the people chasing her, which made the old lady anxious and angry and almost angry.
In fact, not only the Buddhist shrine, but also the cats that can be used will not let go, the small hall that was originally cleaned up and neat and tidy will be messed up after a while, and there is a scratched sofa.
It's just that compared to these, the old lady attaches more importance to the Buddhist shrine.
The cat is very arrogant, but she is only one person after all, there are several big men on the other side, and the force is not comparable to a few female classmates in her school, and in the end she was arrested and knelt in front of the old lady.
"Whew-" The cat made a low, threatening sound in its mouth, and it was even more "purring" in its throat, but the volume was not loud, and it was not noticed in the noise.
"As the bride of the Tang family, I am so arrogant, without the slightest courtesy to my elders, since I am already your mother-in-law, I should teach you well and let you know what etiquette is!"
As soon as the old lady, that is, Tang Junhua's mother, Mrs. Tang, finished speaking, the old mother who had been beaten by the cat took a very thick cane woven with a cane.
With a faint pain in her body, she unceremoniously and mercilessly pumped down the cat's back.
The cat almost jumped up in pain, and was pressed down hard by the bodyguards.
Who the is your bride, who the wants you to teach etiquette, who the made you meow, who the gave you the courage?
"Whew-"
The cat screamed in pain, and everyone heard it this time, but it is not very strange that people make all kinds of screams when they are in pain.
On the contrary, the two bodyguards who held down the cat were actually shocked in their hearts when the cat glared at them angrily.
They seem to see a little milk cat that was caught by them, so they were whipped and abused, the little milk cat has watery eyes, especially weak and pitiful and helpless, thinking that they have done this business, they will be cold-hearted, as long as the master gives money, they will do everything instead of killing people and setting fires, and they should have been numb for the first time to give birth to the idea of whether they were wrong.
Then their hands subconsciously loosened, and taking advantage of this opportunity, the cat broke away from them when the old mother was whipped down for the second time, and kicked at the old mother, kicking the old mother to the ground and falling a big butt.
That's not all, the cat ran up, rode on the old mother, opened the bow left and right and slapped her a few times, the old mother screamed, but there was no way to lift the cat off the body.
"It's the other way around, what are you doing to eat, you can't even hold it down, if you can't cure her, I'll cure you!"
The bodyguards were shocked, although they couldn't bear it, but they still hurried to catch the cat again, this time they didn't dare to let go, the cat was lifted with her arms, and the foot was still restlessly kicked twice, and then it was pressed down.
Mrs. Tang got up, walked to the Buddha shrine, folded her hands and bowed to the Buddha statue inside, the Buddha statue was placed inside, covered by a "roof", black and painted, and even the cat's eyesight did not see what it looked like.
Then I saw the old lady put her hand in, and there was no cat in it, and not long after, the old lady took out a palm-sized paper bag and bowed to the Buddha statue again, and then handed the paper bag to the maid and asked her to take it and soak it in hot water.
Then, the old lady came to the cat and looked at the cat condescendingly.
"Since you came to my Tang family, it is the responsibility of my Tang family, and I should teach you well."
She actually softened her tone, and even had a hint of kindness: "It's cheap for you, the master just gave me a pack of good medicine the day before yesterday, as long as you take it, and then receive a hundred lashes, from now on your evil obstacles will be completely eliminated, you will no longer rebel, you will not do such a rebellious thing like today, you will be blessed by the Buddha and merciful from now on, you can also give us the Tang family, spread the branches, and give birth to a few sons." β
The cat almost burst out laughing.
Then what kind of medicine she doesn't know, so let's not talk about it, a hundred whips? If it is calculated according to the strength of the old mother, a hundred lashes, even if she does not die, she will be half disabled, and how many sons can she give birth to like this? She's a cat, not Superman!
The memory given by the curtain, hasn't the feudal society been a long time ago, how can there still be such a family that implements family law, allows the daughter-in-law to be beaten and scolded, and returns the mother-in-law's autocratic system? Although she is not the daughter-in-law of the family at all.
But having said so much, the focus of this evil mother-in-law is on those sons (grandchildren), right?
"Phew!"
The cat was so disgusted that she snorted at the old lady, and snorted vigorously.
The old lady's anger soared, but soon it came down again, and she shook her head pityingly: "It's really riddled with evil obstacles, and you have been caught by evil ghosts, you don't have to worry, when you drink the medicine and are punished, all the anger in your heart will be eliminated now." β
Eliminate your sister!
For the first time, the cat hated herself for not learning to speak well, and every time Qiu Yue taught her, she concentrated for a few minutes before she began to get impatient.
If she could speak now, she would have scolded this wicked woman to death!
This old woman is simply the feudal superstition in the memory of the Fu Curtain, what kind of cult does this belief?
Just thinking about it, the maid had already brought a big bowl, or the basin was more appropriate, after all, the bag given by the old lady was not small, and an ordinary bowl could not fit it.
The maid turned her head and lifted the large basin to the farthest distance from her body, with a look of patience, as if the contents of the basin made her very disgusted, but she did not dare to say it.
Soon the cat knew why she had that expression.
Originally, the basin was poured with water, which would have been dyed black and red, and there were pieces of things like minced meat in it, which was really disgusting.
And as it was soaked in hot water, a foul smell came out at the same time.
The bodyguards all subconsciously stepped back, and the two bodyguards who were pressing the cat couldn't retreat, but they also held their faces, and they didn't dare to look into the basin.
However, the old lady's face was normal, and she ordered in a calm tone as if calling someone to eat: "Feed her to drink." β
The maid couldn't help but ask, "All of them?" β
"Isn't this nonsense, can it be effective if you don't drink it whole, hurry up, there will be whipping after drinking, you must understand before dawn, otherwise as soon as the day dawns, the effect will be reduced.
The maid had to endure the nausea, holding a large plate to feed the cat, she wanted to quickly pour the whole thing into the cat's mouth, but listened to the old lady who sat back lightly instructed: "Not a drop can leak out." β
The maid had no choice but to give up, picked up the spoon, and prepared to feed it mouthful, because the basin was too big, and if she forcibly poured it into her mouth, she would ensure that two-thirds of it would be drained.
The cat struggled again.
Just kidding, this kind of thing will kill the cat if you eat it.
Damn two-legged beast, how dare you abuse her with such a disgusting thing!
The two bodyguards couldn't bear it, and they wanted to help her, but they themselves couldn't help themselves, the Tang family had a big career in G City, and they were fired by the Tang family, and it would be difficult to find a job in the future.
Just when the bodyguard was thinking about whether to pretend to be freed by the cat again, and the cat even came out with a tragic "meow", one hand held the hand of the maid holding the spoon to be fed.
When the maid saw it, she was startled, and even the spoon fell off: "First, sir!?" β
Tang Junhua glanced at her indifferently, waved her hand to retreat, and the maid hurriedly retreated to the side with the big basin, and after putting the big basin on the table, she stood far away.
"Mom," Tang Junhua, who was also wearing silk pajamas, called out to the old lady a little helplessly, "What are you doing here?" β
"What can I do? You don't know, she just didn't know what to do, she didn't sleep in the middle of the night and walked around, I just wanted to train her a few words, she was good, and she beat me up, I also saw that she was about to marry into the Tang family, so I wanted to discipline her, and even took out the good medicine given by the master. β
The old lady said, looking at her son with some complaints: "It's not all for you, Mom just wants you to have a well-behaved and virtuous daughter-in-law who can give you a son." β
"Mom, I know, I know."
Tang Junhua walked up to his mother and held his mother's shoulder: "Mom, it's really unfilial for my son to let you work, but the medicine given by the master is not something that anyone can eat, this girl is blessed, I'm afraid she can't afford this blessing, wouldn't it be worse if it collides instead?" β
Tang Junhua is very smart, he did not directly refute the so-called master and the medicine given by the master that her mother admired very much, but used another way of saying that something would definitely happen if she ate it, but he said that she would not be blessed and would collide in turn, so as to dispel his mother's thoughts, and not make his mother disgusted.
On the surface, he still respects and honors his mother very much, which makes the old lady very satisfied with him.
"So what do you say? This girl looks like a hungry ghost, full of evil obstacles, I'm afraid she will affect you. β
The old lady worriedly shook her son's hand.
Tang Junhua pulled out his hand and patted the back of his mother's hand: "Mom, what do you have to worry about, don't I still have the amulet given by the master, and the master also said, I am yang, those evil spirits dare not approach easily, you don't have to worry about me." β
"Really?"
"Am I going to lie to you?" Tang Junhua coaxed, "Okay, it's so late, it's time for you to rest, for your son, there is nothing more important than your body, this disobedient girl, just let your son deal with it." β
"That's okay," the old lady was helped up by Tang Junhua, and then turned to the old mother, "But I can say okay, you can't be soft-hearted, you kid is good at everything, but you are too kind." β
Tang Junhua smiled: "No, okay, you go and rest." β
Mrs. Tang asked the maid to put away the pot of medicine, and left with the help of the old mother.
Tang Junhua looked at Maomao at this time, and Maomao was also glaring at him, she didn't have any gratitude to him because he helped her, after all, he was one of the driving forces that made her fall into the danger just now.
What's more, this man is the son of the crazy old woman, and the cat doesn't believe him, and they hold a grudge together.
Tang Junhua sighed, and asked a few bodyguards to retreat, it was time to rest and rest, it was time to keep vigil, and he himself went up to help the cat up.
The cat avoided his hand and stood up on its own, twitching the wound on her back and baring her teeth.
It hurts, and I want to find comfort and comfort in shoveling.
Tang Junhua withdrew his hand and said helplessly: "Let's go back to the room first." β
Then he walked first, walked a few steps and found that the cat did not follow, and turned around to see that she was still standing in place.
"Let's go, you can't run away now, there are more bodyguards at home, but there are more than a few you just saw."
The cat grinded her teeth and reluctantly followed him.
At least for the crazy old woman, this guy is still somewhat useful.
Back in the room where she was housed, Cat had to admit that she was a little tired.
"Is there an injury on your back, I'll show you?"
Hearing this, the cat immediately took a few steps back and stared warily at the man who tried to get close to her.
Tang Junhua had to step back further: "I said that I won't force you for the time being, you don't have to guard me like this?" β
The cat snorted.
She can actually feel that this is actually a strong man, it seems to be Sven's appearance, but his actual outfit and some subconscious actions and behaviors and his own temperament, should be a person who is used to giving orders, his edges and corners are sharp, but he is forced to be smoothed out and gentle, so that the cat always feels that he has something to do with people.
It's like he seems to be respectful, filial and even gentle to his mother, but in fact, every word is fooling his mother, some people may think that he is just following his mother to coax her, which is a smart performance, but the cat only thinks he is terrible.
Tang Junhua sat down on the chair, folded his legs, and sat with a strong face: "Let's talk, we are about to become husband and wife, we can't always be like this, right?" If you have any grievances or requests for me, you can raise them. Is the phone still there, you can type if you can't speak. β
The cat also sat down, her back hurt and her knees hurt, she didn't want to stand, and when she heard his words, she rolled her eyes.
Who's going to marry you?
Her expression was easy to understand, Tang Junhua smiled, pretended not to understand and continued: "My mother is indeed a little ...... But the old man is more superstitious, and will do things that seem unthinkable to us, but as long as he follows her point. β
The cat grinded her lips with her tiger teeth, jokes, and you want her to follow the crazy old lady? Afraid that you will be killed?
"It takes a lot of run-in as a family to get along, someone always needs to back down, and we can't let the elderly accommodate us......"
Before Tang Junhua finished speaking, the cat stood up, took two steps back and forth, and looked at him like a fool.
Both mother and child are sick, both are sick!
Tang Junhua also stood up and walked towards her, this time approaching her despite her approach, and grabbed her wrist first when she raised her hand to grab her.
He suppressed her with his height and strength, and smiled at her: "Actually, I still like you, whether you want it or not, you have been given to me by your parents, you have no chance to choose, if you are smarter and compromise a little, this life will be better, as your husband, I will not let you suffer too much, you see just now, I won't save you?" β
The cat laughed unconvinced to him, showing her own ridicule, and pulled her hand back hard.
"Look, I'm not bad-looking, I have the strength and family background, and it's not insulting you to be worthy of you, you are obedient, let's live a good life and have a few children, my mother likes boys, what about me, boys and girls like it, what do you think?"
I think you're mentally retarded!
The cat's hand was free, so he grabbed it again, this time Tang Junhua reacted a little slower, and was rubbed by her paws.
His masculine aura, which was thicker than ordinary men and very aggressive, forced her to run out of breath, and she felt uncomfortable without hitting twice.
Tang Junhua stepped back and touched the bottom of his cheek, which was a little painful, near his neck, knowing that he was still hurt by her.
Anger flashed in his eyes, but he still suppressed it: "What a kitten with strong claws." β
The cat was a little panicked when she heard it: yes, he saw it?
"I'm not going to force you now, just think about it."
He took out a bottle of plaster: "Put some medicine on your back and go to bed early." β
Tang Junhua walked out and helped her close the door by the way, but when he closed it, he glanced at the door lock, and was a little strange how she opened the door lock and ran out, but he didn't ask much about this after all.
As soon as he was gone, the cat jumped on the bed, grabbed one of the pillows, grinded her paws on it frantically, and turned the pillowcase into a tasseled pillowcase before she stopped, and she was so tired that she fell to the side and lay down on the quilt.
It doesn't care if the quilt is dirty or not.
She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, she was stunned, her mind was empty and she didn't think about anything, her only thought was probably how to take revenge on the Tang family and vent her evil anger to herself.
Suddenly, I felt an itch on my waist, as if something was rubbing against it.
The cat sat up in shock, thinking that there would not be any unclean insects on this bed, and when she lifted the hem of her clothes, she saw the sunny doll she had seen before, and stuffed it in her clothes.
I don't know if she brought it with her own clothes, or if they ran on their own long legs.
She tore them out of her clothes one by one, some on her waist, some on her back, and a few more could be pulled out of her trouser pocket, and she was sure that she would never have glued so many dolls out at once.
Counted, there are seven in total, that is, the red sunny day doll is not there, is it not followed or dropped halfway?
probably thought that those fat dolls were really cute, so much so that she didn't feel too scared of these sunny dolls that suddenly appeared and were hidden on her body.
It's a little skeptical that they're dead or "alive".
She poked her finger, and the one who was poked moved with her strength, it was a very normal doll, not like a living one.
Intriguingly, she took one of them in her hand and observed, and suddenly, the feeling of her hand being glued happened again.
Then she saw the seven adorable babies again, giggling and hugging her, clinging to her dependently, and fighting over the two babies in front of her.
The cat hurriedly intervened to stop it, and then they hugged their arms and said nothing.
The cat is always very tolerant of the cubs, allowing them to climb up and down on her, turning over and over without getting angry, and can't help but play with them.
I don't know if it's because she wasn't panicking this time, the amulet didn't get hot anymore, and the cat kept playing with the seven babies until she was tired and snuggled up to each other and fell asleep.
Because of the existence of the babies, the cat forgot its dislike of the quilt, forgot the anxiety of the unfamiliar environment, forgot the anger of the Tang family, and slept peacefully and comfortably.
What a bunch of adorable babies!
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"Bang bang bang-"
You're welcome, a series of knocks on the door woke the cat from her sweet dream.
She sat up, and the sunny day doll hanging on her body rolled off her, and she sat with her eyes red and swollen "hazy", and she didn't realize what was going on.
Then the knocking on the door continued, forcing her to wake up.
Who calls people early in the morning, shouts souls or rushes to reincarnation?
She took out her phone and looked at it, five twenty o'clock? That is, she was woken up less than an hour after lying down?
"Are you dead asleep, get up quickly, if you don't get up again, I'll go straight in!"
When the cat heard this, she was angry and anxious, she quickly put away the sunny day doll on the bed on her body, and then jumped out of bed to open the door in a hurry, because she didn't sleep well, and her whole head was still dizzy, which also made her even more angry and wanted to tear some people apart!
"Hurry up......"
When the cat opened the door, the old mother's hand was about to continue to knock down, and it was still held in the air, seeing the cat and the cat, and then looking at the clear scratches on the arm, the old mother subconsciously put her hand back.
However, the arrogant and contemptuous look on her face did not take it back, a mean old face, and her eyes were not eyes when she looked at her.
"Why are you so slow, do you know what time it is? I've been shouting at you for so long, why are you only ...... now"
Looking at the cat's raised hand, the old mother instinctively silenced.
The cat pretended to pull her hair, put her raised hand on her hair and raked it, raised her eyes, and signaled that she had something to say.
The old mother coughed twice and continued to hold her shelf: "The old lady is going to serve incense at half past five, you, as a daughter-in-law, have to come forward to serve, it's almost half past five now, hurry up, don't be late." β
Sick, do you really think of yourself as an old lady in ancient times, or is it directly Galeries Lafayette?
The cat gave a big roll of eyes without any image, took a step back and closed the door, ignoring this group of crazy old women!
However, the door was blocked halfway through, and she stared at the bodyguard who suddenly appeared, feeling itchy teeth and wanting to bite.
The old mother tilted her chin proudly and said to the bodyguard, "Within a minute, be sure to let her be there." β
Like the cute master has an order: Humans, come to the rescue, please collect: () The cute master has an order: Humans, come to the rescue and update the fastest.