73 You're a scumbag
Hearing that the cat was distressed by the green stage and was unwilling to find a son-in-law for his daughter, Qiu Yue's brain twitched, so he asked: "Can I be sterilized?" β
As soon as these words came out, he knew that it was over, and then he was scratched by the sad and angry cat: "I didn't expect you to be such a shovel officer, you ...... You're so ruthless! β
Who did you learn this last sentence from?
Qiu Yue said a little weakly: "Let's talk about it then, you are still young, I see that your cat type has never grown up, and you have not turned blue so quickly, but you have to really ...... Gotta tell me ahead of time, you know? β
The cat looked at Qiu Yue, and said in surprise again: "What are you telling you for?" Are you going to me? As soon as she finished speaking, she really considered, "Actually, it's okay, you said you want to find someone you like, I like you, isn't that okay?" β
Qiu Yue, who was about to start the car and get back on the road, almost hit the steering wheel, he looked at the cat in amazement: "What did you say?" β
"Ah, what?"
Qiu Yue unbuckled his seat belt and leaned towards the cat: "What do you say, you, like me?" β
The cat blinked and looked at the approaching Qiu Yue, a little ignorant: "Yes, you didn't say that you want to be with him for the rest of your life, you don't want to have anyone else, and you don't want him to have someone else," she said with certainty, "I like to be with you, I don't want to change, I don't want to change or change other, and I don't want you or you to have other cats." After thinking about it, he added, "Neither can dogs." β
Hangou is not raised by Qiu Yue, don't look at her love for Hangou now, if Qiu Yue was as good to Hangou as she was to her, she would have packed Hangou and given it to Ye Shiwen.
Qiu Yue looked at her eyes steadily, there was a purity and innocence in it, Qiu Yue sighed, thinking that her liking was far from the real love of men and women, so he could only say: "This is not enough." β
"What's not enough?" The cat pouted, "Don't try to frame me anymore, you humans are a cannon, there are not so many rules." β
Do you even know how to shoot guns?
"Okay, okay, I'll talk about it later, remember, if it's blue, you must tell me early, and also, those messy TVs, don't watch them anymore. By the way, I'm your father, father and daughter, can't shoot, understand? β
"Why not?" The kinship relationship in the cat world is very light, "You human rules are a lot, besides, you are not my real father, you can't give birth to such a good-looking, cute and powerful daughter as me!" β
Why does that last sentence sound so narcissistic?
Qiu Yue wanted to hit the steering wheel by himself this time, he felt that his old father was unqualified, and he couldn't educate his daughter well in this regard, and what was even more terrible was that when his daughter just said that Fa Qing was looking for him, he was actually moved?
He instantly felt like he was a beast!
It's kind of scary.
Forget it, go home first!
I don't know if I'm too worried about this, after he went back to cook, when he called the cat to eat, the cat was changing back into a cat type, lying on the cat's paw board, it is estimated that he had just finished grinding his claws, and by the way, he was lying there and didn't want to move, Qiu Yue walked over to pick it up, and found that it had not changed for a long time, and the embodiment seemed to be a little bigger, and his hand was upside down, and he felt that the weight was also bigger!
He knew that her use of the power of spiritual breath feedback would make her grow, and that was also her real food, but the first few times she didn't move, this time it grew...... He was suddenly worried, afraid that her youth would come tomorrow.
The cat stretched out its front paws, and the meat pad was on his mouth and nose: What are you in a daze, take Ben Meow to eat?
Qiu Yue could only put away her full of worries, and took her to eat first, what about the cat, after serving the table, he habitually set up the mobile phone holder first, and then returned to the position, waiting for Qiu Yue to feed it.
Qiu Yue felt that she had been derelict in her duties, so she gave her food and drink every day and taught her to speak, but after the cat became a human, she not only had to learn to speak, but there were also many human rules to tell her, such as falling in love.
The old father began to nag while feeding: "Even if you want to find a male cat, you have to pay attention to a mutual affection, the kind that will only look for you if you are blue, and you will pat your ass and walk the cat, they are all scum cats, you can't want them." We have to be sensible new good female cats, to be able to resist the urge to be blue, you don't say that you are the most powerful cat, and you are controlled by blue casually, that's too low, right? β
The cat thought about it and felt a little reasonable: "But it's blue, I heard that it's very, very uncomfortable." β
"The more difficult it is, the more you need to struggle, the more temptation you can't indulge, you have to be an independent female cat in the new century."
The cat pursed the cat's mouth: "Then can I still give birth to kittens?" β
"......," Qiu Yue said, "Do you want to have a kitten so much?" β
"It's my duty to be strong in my cat world!"
"There are enough stray cats in your meow world, and you don't need to add bricks."
As soon as the cat heard this, her eyes instantly became wet, and she asked Qiu Yue angrily, and stood up, landed on all fours (on the table), and bared her teeth at Qiu Yue: "You actually, you actually want the kitten I gave birth to go and be a stray cat?" YouβYou want to throw them away? How can you, how can you be so right, to my children? You scumbag! β
Then he bit into the phone that was on the side of him, jumped off the table and got into the room.
Qiu Yue sitting in his place: "......"
That's not what he meant!
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The cat turned back into a human form, lying on the bed and watching the video just recorded on her mobile phone, she wanted the majority of netizens to take a good look at Qiu Yue, a scumbag, so she uploaded the video to Shake Le.
Her fans burst into "haha" laughter.
"I'm looking forward to a video of a cat being fed every day, and I still watch it with relish, do I have cat cakes?"
"Scumbag shovel officer, how can you be so right to cats, how can you be so right...... Your children! β
"I heard that some cats are pregnant, and they will think that the kittens are the children who shovel feces, hahahahaha!"
"How did the shaker make the cat so cooperative? Look at the mouth shape, as well as the posture and movements, they are all so well matched, and the voice is so soft and cute, it sounds so good! β
"Shovel or think about how to coax cats, people want to give you kittens, you say that other male cats are scumbags, don't be scumbags!"
"Hahahaha, ouch hey, I'm laughing to death, it feels like the real thing."
Cats look at the comments and always feel that something is not right?
At this time, Qiu Yue came in with freshly baked fish cakes, this person was so dark that he wanted to coax her with food!
The cat turned her back to him, saying that she was very backbone, and a few fish cakes were not a problem.
Qiu Yue fanned the wind above the plate, fanning the fragrance to the cat's side: "Do you really not eat it?" β
Resisting the urge to smash her mouth, the cat snorted and tilted her head to the other side: "You have to throw my kitten to do, stray cat, I, what do I eat, I'm starving to death." β
"No, I just meant that, you misunderstood."
Anyone who knows Qiu Yue will not believe that one day, Qiu Yue, who is world-weary and quite a straight man of steel, will coax a cat in such a good voice and in a low voice.
"What did I get wrong?"
"In this way, when you really give birth to a kitten, I'll help you take it, okay, I'll help you take care of the children throughout the whole process, and raise them all to be white and fat, and they won't be treated badly at all, okay?"
The cat snorted arrogantly, thinking that this was about the same.
Seeing this, Qiu Yue hurriedly handed over the plate containing the fish cakes: "You really don't want to eat it?" β
"Then, seeing what you have worked so hard to give me, I will, I will reluctantly eat, eat a little."
Then she ate all the fish cakes!
At this point, the topic of giving birth to kittens has come to an end for the time being.
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The next day, Qiu Yue, who had made some preparations, took the cat and came to Lan Yujun's house again as promised.
This time, Lan Yujun's father is also at home.
Father Lan knew more than Mother Lan, and didn't say anything at first, when Qiu Yue said, either to fire Lan Yujun and let her go to work after marriage, but she must go to the company in person and sign the contract and other documents, otherwise she won't go to work at that time, the company wasted time and didn't recruit people, and the loss was the company, so this contract must be signed, and it has to be stated that she will go to work in a few days.
Then Father Lan asked Qiu Yue to show a certificate.
Then Qiu Yue really took out the corresponding documents, including ID cards, the company's entry and exit identity cards, etc., seeing the name of the company, Father Lan, who kept pace with the times, also checked it on the Internet and confirmed that there was really this company, and this company was still a big company in Q City.
Thinking that his daughter had that treatment when she first joined the company, and after a long time, the salary would definitely be improved again, and Father Lan also felt that such a good job could not be lost.
But he was also afraid that his daughter would run away as soon as she went out, she definitely wouldn't before, but since she was with that Wang Zhiming, she was taught badly, and she actually learned to elope and go out to live with others!
So he asked that he must accompany his daughter to the company to sign the contract.
Qiu Yue said: "Our company signed her as an independent person, if she reports to the company, she has to be accompanied by parents like a kindergarten child, then I doubt that she has the ability to work independently, our company will also worry that she will really come to work in our company in the future, and you will have to go to the company from time to time to trouble her, then I can't afford to protect her."
You know, our company is not unable to recruit people, but it is to see that she is really capable, the family conditions are not very good and want to help, we are not practical and have to wait for her for a few days, sorry, if you insist on sending her to the company, then, we can only ask her to find another high. β
After saying that, he was about to leave with the cat, and even Lan Yujun didn't plan to say goodbye.
The horizontal is afraid of encountering a more horizontal one, Father Lan is still majestic in this family, and he is the only one, but in front of outsiders, others are more fierce than him, so he doesn't dare to let it go.
"Wait, wait," Father Lan stopped them, "You wait first, IβI'll ask my son, he went to college and knows everything." β
Went to college amazing? Maomao thought of the information she saw, which said that Lan Yujun's grades were much better than Lan Shengjun's, if it weren't for her good grades, and she was guaranteed to be sent to a prestigious university with a large scholarship, her parents wouldn't have let her go to it.
It's just that Lan Yujun is too angry, such a good opportunity, she can get ahead and get rid of the bloodsuckers in this family, but she still has to come back to be controlled by her parents, is it really from childhood to adulthood, she has been enslaved out of servility?
Qiu Yue didn't say anything, Father Lan asked Mother Lan to call someone, Mother Lan hurriedly ran to her son's room, and called her son to get up softly, but no one answered, Mother Lan didn't dare to push the door in and shout.
Father Lan saw her procrastinating like this, so he had to walk over and push Mother Lan away, Father Lan is also a member of his son's affection, the difference is that Father Lan is very face-saving, he feels that he is the master of the house, and his son has to listen to him, so the father and son often quarrel, but after the quarrel, the living expenses that should be given to the son should be given as well, only a little more.
So Father Lan seemed to open the door directly and rushed in, and then came out angrily and asked Mother Lan: "What about people?" Didn't he come back last night, where did he go so early? β
"Isn't heβhe's sleeping?" Lan Mu also went to the room to take a look, and really didn't see anyone, even the quilt was still the way she helped him fold it up yesterday, as if he hadn't come back to sleep, but he did come back last night, and she actually knew what her son's temperament was, and it was impossible to get up so early in the morning, "Could it be that he came back last night and went out later?" β
Both husband and wife slept late, and last night they did hear the sound of their son coming back, and now that they think about it, it should be after they fell asleep, and they went out again at some point.
"This rebel son, running out all day long, didn't stay at home for a few days when he returned to Q City, you mother, you don't take care of your son well."
"You let me take care of it, you don't care," Lan Mu pushed over unconvinced, "Besides, my son must have something to do, he said, he has been discussing business with his friends recently, he must be very busy, so he has to run out again in the middle of the night." β
Mother Lan firmly believes that her son is a good one.
"You ......"
"Two," Qiu Yue said impatiently, "What have you decided, if it doesn't work, we have to leave, the company has something to do, but there is no time to delay with you." β
He was unhappy and wanted to leave, the more he was like this, the more Lan Father and Lan Mu didn't dare to offend him, I wanted to ask my son, who knew that my son was not there, Lan Father could only grit his teeth and agree, and let Lan Mu release Lan Yujun.
Lan Yujun had already prepared, changed his clothes, carried a bag on his back, nodded a little weakly, and walked towards the cat.
The cat looked at her a little strangely, why did she feel that she had lost a little weight after not seeing her all night? Wang Zhiming, who was following her, looked a little strange?
But this is not the place to ask, the cat didn't speak, Qiu Yue urged to go, Father Lan followed them to the door, and was still teaching Lan Yujun: "Go home immediately after signing the contract, don't you hear it, if you dare to run away again, I won't have your daughter anymore, I will definitely break your leg this time!" β
Lan Yujun shuddered and lowered his head even lower.
The cat glared at Father Lan unhappily, how could this person be the same as Zhou Xinyuan, always threatening to break people's legs? Seeing this, Qiu Yue also glanced at Father Lan lightly.
Father Lan shuddered and shut his mouth.
After they were all gone, Lan Mu suddenly shouted, "Eh, you can call your son." β
Then she took out a mobile phone that should have been eliminated a long time ago, dialed her son's number, and soon connected, but her son's mobile phone rang with it, which means that her son's mobile phone is in the house.
The couple looked for it and found that the phone was in their daughter's room!
My son is a mobile phone fan, and he never leaves his mobile phone, if he runs out again last night and finds that he doesn't have a mobile phone, he will run back early to get it.
Moreover, Why is the son's cell phone in the daughter's room?
Finally came out of the house, the three of them got into the car, and the cat asked Lan Yujun, who was sitting in the back seat, "Where do you plan to live?" β
Lan Yujun shook his head: "I don't know, my parents know about the previous rent, I can't live, I'll find a hotel to live in for a few days, and then find a place, thank you so much this time." β
"We're only going to help you, we're going to help you this once." The cat said solemnly, "If you run into your parents again, they will go back with them after saying a few words, and then they will be locked up, and we, we will not care about you anymore." β
"IβI know." Lan Yujun also looked guilty, "I actually don't want to, but, after all, they are my parents, and I can't really ignore them." β
"But they only, only treat you as a worker, a tool, a tool dedicated to your brother's service and service!" She can see clearly as a cat, why is this girl so dead-eyed?
Lan Yujun resigned himself to his fate and said: "Who let them give birth to me and raise me, they gave their lives." β
Just like buying a doll, whether the owner treats it well or abuses it is the owner's business, does a doll still have the right to resist?
"Stop!" The cat shouted angrily, and Qiu Yue stopped the car very cooperatively.
"Go back, go back," the cat said to Qiu Yue, "send her back, let her go back and be a tool for her parents, anyway, she herself is a tool, go back and let her parents sell her, what do we care, we will be fishy!" β
In a hurry, what she said was very smooth!
Qiu Yue naturally listens to cats, even if he ruins the business, it doesn't matter, not to mention, the ultimate goal of this business is just to find Wang Zhiming's body, and saving Lan Yujun is actually just out of humanitarianism.
Seeing that Qiu Yue really turned around, Lan Yujun panicked, and hurriedly said to Maomao: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have such negative thoughts, I'm sorry for you, I, I'll block the contact information of my parents and brothers, I won't have any more contact with them, I swear!" β
She still has to find Wang Zhiming!
In the end, Qiu Yue sent Lan Yujun to a hotel.
Whether Lan Yujun can fulfill her promise or not has little to do with them, they have already persuaded them to the best of their ability, and the rest will not be taken care of, the cat is not a loyal dog, even if it is, Lan Yujun is not her master.
They only sent Lan Yujun to the door of the hotel room to watch her enter the door, and Qiu Yue silently fished her behind her back when she entered the door.
After Lan Yujun closed the door, Qiu Yue and Maomao looked at Wang Zhiming, who was "stayed" by Qiu Yue: "What's wrong?" β
"IβI don't know, it's just like, I remembered something." He looked up, a hint of trepidation on his stiff grimace.
"Really?" The cat leaned over and looked at the grimace up close, "What do you remember?" β
Then her back collar was picked up by Qiu Yue, and she was lifted behind him and put down: "What are you doing so close?" β
When he saw her puzzled look, he said, "He has a yin body, and it will have an impact on you." β
The cat let out an ignorant "oh".
Qiu Yue asked Wang Zhiming coldly in person: "What do you remember?" β
was attacked by Qiu Yue, Wang Zhiming hurriedly said something when he had something in his mind: "I seemed to see the process of being killed last night......"
He couldn't say the specific details, so he vaguely "saw" himself lying on the plank, chopped up by someone one by one, he seemed to be in pain, and it didn't seem to hurt, what he remembered most clearly was the feeling of despair and fear when each knife was cut down.
"And did you 'see' who cut you?"
Wang Zhiming shook his head with a paralyzed face: "I only saw a pair of hands, and that knife, that hand looks very familiar, but I can't remember where I have seen it." β
"Anything else?"
Wang Zhiming shook his head, the picture he just said had already put him in a state of fear all the time, and from time to time it seemed that he was pulled back to the moment when he was lying on the wooden board and being chopped, so that he couldn't tell where he was, and his current soul was almost relying on instinct and involvement to follow Lan Yujun.
Qiu Yue saw that he really couldn't ask more, so he waved his hand to let him enter the house and continue to follow Lan Yujun, and he pulled the cat out of the hotel.
The cat suddenly patted him at this time: "No, if the yin qi on the ghost has an effect on me, why did you let me get close to the ghost baby and Xiaogui before?" β
Qiu Yue: "......"
The cat was very angry: "Why do you keep fooling me, why are you so bad!" Scumbag! β
Qiu Yue: "......" is this called a scumbag addicted?
He explained eloquently: "There is a saying in human beings that men and women do not kiss, even if he is a ghost, he is a male, and he cannot get so close. β
The cat glanced at the hand he was holding, and suddenly said: "I always thought you were also a male, so you were a female?" β
Qiu Yue: "......"
The cat shook off his hand, ran to the car by himself, looked at Qiu Yue, who was a little stupid outside the car, and snickered: Xiao, I really think she is stupid?!
Back in the store, the cat watched Qiu Yue leisurely busy with the little things in the store, such as changing the water for the fish, such as watering the flowers, since the day before yesterday after agreeing to Lan Yujun's task, except for going to Lan Yujun's house to trick Lan Yujun out of her parents, she didn't do anything.
Yes, he didn't do anything, even the information about Lan Yujun and Wang Zhiming was checked by others, and he didn't mean to go to Wang Zhiming from beginning to end.
The cat wanted to ask, but the two were having a bit of an awkward relationship now, so she didn't want to take the initiative to talk to him.
Her cat-like figure was lying on her side on the chaise longue, her tail flicking slightly, and suddenly an "object" comparable to her current size, comparable to a behemoth, squeezed onto the chaise longue, and he also lay on his side, pulling it into his arms, looking like a large and a small arc were embedded together.
The cat snorted, pulled his tail back, and rolled it in front of him with two front paws to hug it, not to be touched by Qiu Yue.
Qiu Yue stretched out his hand to smooth the hair on its body, took a special brush for cat combing, brushed his head and body, and brushed the cat unconsciously.
After reacting, he became angry and slapped him on the paw: "What are you doing, men and women don't kiss, you male, stay away from me, don't defile me, this yellow flower big cat!" β
Qiu Yue: "......"
"I bought you chicken breast, shredded squid, fish and shrimp, and I'll cook you a big meal at night."
The cat unconsciously smashed her mouth and hummed arrogantly, she would not be tempted by food casually.
"In addition, I can also tell you why I am not in a hurry to find Wang Zhiming."
The cat's ears were pricked up, not just out of curiosity, but because he was speaking into her ear, and the air of his speech tickled it.
Seeing that it didn't move, Qiu Yue deliberately said, "You don't want to know if you don't speak?" Well, then I'm ......."
He made a gesture to get up, but the cat rolled over, stretched out her front paws and pressed against his face, her pointed nails were exposed, and she threatened to catch him if he didn't say anything.
Qiu Yue, who was threatened by the five pointed claws, opened her face with a bright face and asked her to put her claws, and also held its other paw and pinched its meat pad: "I'll wait for Lan Yujun to find the body back by myself." β
"What?"
Maomao felt that he was still fooling her, if Lan Yujun could get the body back by himself, would he still need them? It won't be like Mao Yuan and Jia Sihan, who specially invited them to watch a self-directed and self-acted play, right?
However, seeing that his face was really good-looking, it was her eyes that scratched the flowers, so after thinking about it, she let him go, and only grabbed a handful of the hand he pinched her flesh pad.
In fact, it was quite unfulfilling, every time she left a claw mark on his body, it would not take long for it to disappear, and this speed of healing made her a little jealous.
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That night, the cat knew what Qiu Yue meant.
Early on, Qiu Yue was going to let her go to bed, she had seen this situation, and she knew immediately that something must have happened at night.
Sure enough, at about two o'clock in the morning and nearly three o'clock in the morning, the cat who was sleeping soundly was woken up by Qiu Yue, Qiu Yue said to her who was still a little confused: "Wang Zhiming has contacted me over there, I am going to rush over now, do you want to go with me, or continue to sleep?" β
, of course we're going together!
Late at night, the vehicles that came and went during the day were gone, and Qiu Yue's car drove lonely on the avenue.
The slightly sober cat realized the problem: "How did Wang Zhiming get in touch with you?" "That male ghost, I shouldn't be able to make a phone call, right?
"I gave him a rune paper, as long as something happens, the rune paper is torn, and I can sense it here." That rune paper is naturally specially for souls.
The cat became interested: "I, I practice with you, can I also, can I also learn how to get this, these talismans?" β
"You can learn whatever you want, I'm afraid of your three-minute heat."
Seeing that she can learn to speak for so long, she obviously has the memory of the curtain, and with the human body, she has been meowing for several days.
The cat was not convinced: "I, I'm smart, I can learn in two minutes!" β
Qiu Yue glared at her, and when he saw her glaring at her arrogantly, he was not annoyed: "Yes, yes, you can learn it in a minute." β
The cat really dared to nod: "That's!" β
Qiu Yue was convinced to pat her head with a free hand.
"Eh," the cat finally realized that they were going the wrong way, "this is not going to the hotel?" β