If a man can't find a girlfriend if he is not too ugly......

It must be because it's too straight!

After all, straight men of steel don't deserve to have a girlfriend!

So Song Guangming asked: Brother, tell me, you don't have a girlfriend until now, how did you treat other girls before?

Mo Yan thought for a moment and replied: I haven't had much contact with girls before.

Song Guangming: Because of the poor conditions at home, other girls are reluctant to associate with you?

If it's really because of this, then brother, you are too miserable, in this materialistic world, I'm afraid you are destined to die alone.

As a result, Mo Yan replied very sincerely: No. Because the conditions at home are too good, there are always a lot of inexplicable women who post them and don't want to have contact with them, so they don't have much contact with girls.

What the hell am I ......

Song Guangming was simply full of excitement at that time.

What?

What do you say?

Brother, are you showing off your wealth invisibly?

I'm telling you, you're going to have no friends like this!

Song Guangming asked tremblingly: Brother, can I know how good your family's conditions are?

If you don't have three, four, five or six houses at home, and you dare to claim that the conditions at home are too good, then don't blame him for mercilessly mocking!

Song Guangming felt that he was simply gearing up, and he was about to launch a vigorous mockery.

Do your luxury villas have their own swimming pools?

Does it cover an area of 300 square meters+?

Is the villa located in a second-tier city or above?

Do you have more than 5 servants in the house?

When Song Guangming typed out a series of words, he actually hid a deep mockery.

Sand sculpture netizens are also judgmental, and they still want to pretend to be forced and want to be beautiful!

Dad wants to debunk your lies mercilessly!

Luxury villas with their own pools?

After a little thought, there is a swimming pool. The family villa complex covers an area of about several hundred acres. Villa in Kyoto. The number of domestic servants has not been specifically counted, but it should be in the hundreds.

Song Guangming rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he had seen it wrong.

Groove ???

Father!

I thought I was your dad just now, but is it too late for me to call you dad now?

Even if you don't have anything at home, but with the courage to pretend lightly against this light wind, he thinks that the other party is simply a man!

Song Guangming asked suspiciously: Are you really fake?

Mo Yan just replied lightly: What's so deceitful about this?

Song Guangming is simply an out-and-out sand sculpture netizen, and immediately sent a sentence to Mo Yan: Dad, are you really sure that you like cute girls, not cute boys?

Ink Flame: ......

Song Guangming: If one day, you find that you actually like boys, please contact me, okay?

Ink Flame: ......

Fortunately, Song Guangming's sand sculpture mode did not last long, and it quickly returned to normal after kneeling and licking.

So brother, please tell me, what did you do to people when those women wanted to take the initiative to stick you upside down?

Mo Yan recalled slightly: ignore it.

At that moment, Song Guangming felt speechless and choked. Brother dei, you've been single for so many years, is your attitude towards girls still so capricious?

Song Guangming then asked: What if the other party is chasing after him?

Mo Yanmian replied without changing his color: Persuade her to respect herself.

Song Guangming: ......

What the hell am I ...... It's like a minute to flip the table!

I've seen a straight man of steel, but I've never seen a straight man like this, so God persuaded her to be self-respecting!

Song Guangming found that this love mentor is really not something ordinary people can do, he chatted with Mo Yan for such a circle, and he was almost angry with him every minute!

"So, isn't that obvious enough? When you treat other girls, you persuade others to respect themselves, and when you treat your friend's sister, you are so able to endure your temperament, and take care of and comfort you. Isn't that what is like? ”

Friend, if this doesn't count as love......

I'm afraid you won't be able to open your mind in this life!

Mo Yan was almost dazzled by the word liking, and hurriedly asked: What if it's just because of my friend's sister, her temperament is different from other women?

Mo Yan's typing at the moment seemed a little hurried: You don't know, my friend's sister is very cute, and she is also very simple, and her temperament is different from other women......

Mo Yan originally wanted to continue, he admired the little girl's temperament.

As a result, when Song Guangming hadn't finished typing, he directly frantically brushed the frequency: "You just like it!" ”

"Don't you like that?"

"The little girl I like is different from other bewitching sluts!"

"Other bewitching sluts like to stick me upside down, but the little girl I like is cute and simple!"

"Brother, hurry up and confess! If you hesitate so much, be careful that the daylily is cold! ”

Song Guangming may not know at all how much psychological shadow his crazy reply has left in Mo Yan's heart!

After Mo Yan saw him swiping the screen so inhumanely, his mind was full of the word "like" now.

Do you like it?

Do you really like it?

Does he like Su Bao?

How is this possible?

Mo Yan was very gloomy at other times, but emotionally he was like a big fool, and when he replied to Song Guangming, he even had a little stupidity: You shouldn't be fooling me, right?

Song Guangming almost felt that he was about to explode, and he had never been worried: What am I doing with you? Do I think you have meat to eat or what?

He now felt that the person on the other end of the screen might not be bragging just now.

This may be a stupid son of a landlord's family!

Song Guangming: Brother, don't say anything, you rush over and give the little girl a kiss to see if you feel any discomfort in your heart. If you not only don't feel uncomfortable, but also feel a little aftertaste, then it's a sure thing that you like other girls!

Ink Flame: ......

Song Guangming, an older young man who picks his feet, may never have thought that he would be so ...... one day

Teach another man how to see his heart clearly!

This experience can be said to be very sour!

Song Guangming: Come on, brother, let's add a contact information. I just want to see if you can catch up on other girls in the end.

After adding the contact information, Song Guangming felt that he could still provide some advice from time to time.

Think of it as poverty alleviation!

After all, judging from the information revealed by the other party, it is really not easy for this person to meet a girl who sees the right eye!

Mo Yan added contact information to Song Guangming.

Song Guangming saw the avatar of his chat software, and couldn't help but tease: Brother, your avatar doesn't have a scumbag temperament at first glance, and it's not easy to attract the attention of girls!