Zhang Qingyan silently ate the enoki mushroom in the bowl, imagining the scene of meeting it tomorrow, and a handful of snot and tears.

Three people, eating the feeling of two couples, I have to say, there is one more person in love, and the taste is completely different.

Forty minutes later, they finally had their fill, and Zhang Chenxi, who couldn't eat much, ate her usual day's meal at noon today.

Fang Yuan said, "Chenxi, are you going home or going back to the dormitory now?" ”

Zhang Chenxi thought for a while: "I'll go back to the dormitory, there are still classes in the afternoon!" ”

Zhang Qingyan followed behind with his bag, "What about me?" ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "You? What are you supposed to do, what? Do you still want to follow me into the women's dormitory? ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "Why not? I've wanted to go in for a long time, but I just didn't have a chance! ”

Zhang Qingyan entered once last time, but that time was too hurried and he didn't see anything.

In fact, there is nothing to look at in the women's dormitory, they are all wearing clothes, and no one will run in the corridor only in underwear.

Girls are not like boys, they can pick a random dormitory in the men's dormitory, and those who pay a little attention may wear a pair of beach pants, and the others will only wear boxer briefs.

Most of the upper body is naked, and at most you will be draped in a towel.

In the north, the summer is not very hot, and there is a fan in the bedroom to barely get through, and they have floor heating in winter, so they don't have to worry about freezing at all.

In the south, it's hot in summer, but there is air conditioning in the bedroom, so it goes without saying in winter.

Only in the middle is the most embarrassing, cold up and cold to death, hot up to hot death. There is no air conditioning, and there is no floor heating.

Fang Yuan said: "It's not that you can't go in, I can take advantage of the aunt in charge of the dormitory to take you in!" ”

Zhang Chenxi grabbed Fang Yuan, "Why are you letting him in?" I have a class in the afternoon, go in and take a nap, and the afternoon is good. ”

She said to Zhang Qingyan: "Why don't you go to work, why are you sticking to me?" ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "Hehe, wife, let me tell you a secret, I have been expelled, and now I don't have to do anything, I just need to stick to you!" ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "You are the biggest in the company, who can fire you?" You can't lie! ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "I fired myself myself! Now that the company has been acquired, I'm not the biggest! ”

Fang Yuan asked suspiciously: "Acquisition?" Which company is so powerful that it can buy Yuki? ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he just wants to enter the women's dormitory!" ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I am thinking about you, if you don't have me, can you sleep?" Don't you miss my arms? Don't you want to wake up and see me for the first time? ”

Zhang Chenxi said lightly: "I don't want to!" ”

Zhang Qingyan took Zhang Chenxi's hand and said coquettishly: "Wife, just let me go in with you, I promise that my eyes will not look around!" Good no good? ”

Fang Yuan couldn't stand Zhang Qingyan's voice, she felt that she might die on the spot if she heard it a few more times.

"Chenxi, you just let him in, or he'll definitely make some moths later."

Zhang Chenxi thought about it, this matter was really in line with Zhang Qingyan's character, so she could only nod helplessly, "Okay, I can let you in, but you must not look around, otherwise I will gouge out your eyes!" ”

Zhang Qingyan patted his chest, "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of my eyes!" ”

If you want to cheat the dormitory manager, it's actually very simple.

Fang Yuan walked in first, and Zhang Chenxi stood at the door and watched.

Fang Yuan said to the dormitory manager: "Auntie, it seems that the power is out in our bedroom, can you help us send electricity?" ”

The dormitory aunt said, "Which dormitory?" Send it yourself! ”

Fang Yuan said: "I'm new here, I've never sent electricity, can Auntie teach me!" ”

The dormitory manager stood up reluctantly and took Fang Yuan away.

As soon as Fang Yuan left, Zhang Chenxi immediately beckoned to Zhang Qingyan outside and motioned for him to come over.

Zhang Qingyan ran over quickly and followed Zhang Chenxi's ass into the bedroom.

"Wow, it smells so good! Do you all wear perfume in your dormitories? ”

Zhang Qingyan casually found a stool and sat down, looking left and right at their bedroom.

Zhang Chenxi said: "The girls' rooms are not all fragrant, you think it's like your boys' rooms, it stinks so much that even the mice don't want to come." ”

Zhang Qingyan asked: "Why do you have to use curtains to separate your beds?" Mosquito proof? ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "You can have a private space with a curtain, who said that the curtain can only prevent mosquitoes?" ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "There is nothing unseemly, why should there be a private space?" ”

Zhang Chenxi pursed his lips, "Straight man!" ”

Zhang Qingyan said: "I don't know if it's straight or not, it's not curved anyway, you'll know later!" ”

What is the definition of a straight man?

The definition of a straight man is a man who doesn't say nice things to coax girls.

What is the definition of that scumbag?

The definition of a scumbag is a man who can only say good things to coax girls.

The similarity between the two is that they are both subjective judgments of girls over boys.

Fang Yuan pushed the door and walked in from the outside, patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous, I was almost discovered, this method won't be available next time!" ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "How can there be a next time!" ”

Fang Yuan took off her shoes and climbed into her bed, "Let's talk, I'm going to take a nap, it's still early at this time, you can sleep a little longer." ”

As soon as Fang Yuan's words fell, there was a knock on the door outside, "Hello, the department student union has a routine inspection!" ”

Zhang Chenxi was startled, rushed forward to block the door first, and then beckoned Zhang Qingyan to go to bed and hide.

Zhang Qingyan asked, "Which bed do I go to?" ”

Fang Yuan pointed to the bed next to the bathroom, "Go to that, that's the bed of the morning light!" ”

Zhang Qingyan reacted quickly, took off his shoes and climbed into bed, hiding quietly in the bed curtain, not daring to breathe.

The door opened, and two girls with signs walked in, "Senior sister, the student council will conduct a routine inspection!" ”

Zhang Chenxi nodded, "What are you guys looking for?" ”

A girl said: "Check the hygiene, every day at noon in the future, the school has been focusing on hygiene recently." Sister, you just need to clean it up a little, as long as it doesn't look so dirty, we won't record it. ”

Zhang Chenxi said: "Okay! ”

The two girls walked inside, and one of the girls noticed Zhang Qingyan's shoes on the ground, and was about to ask, Zhang Chenxi said directly: "That's the shoes I just bought for my boyfriend, retro style, good-looking!" ”

The girl nodded, "Well, it's good-looking!" ”

Another student stared at Zhang Chenxi, "Senior sister, I seem to have seen you somewhere, I feel so familiar!" ”

Fang Yuan poked her head out of the bed curtain, "Is it this morning?" ”