Chapter 281: Humanoid Massager
"Yes, Commander Yang returned Xu Long's body to Li Tianxing, and informed Li Tianxing of the cause of his apprentice's death, Li Tianxing will definitely find a way to retaliate against you after he knows it, you have to be more careful. Song Qian reminded the other party intentionally or unintentionally.
"Interesting, interesting, really interesting, I'm looking forward to fighting Li Tianxing!" Ye Dou listened, his eyes were full of light and fighting spirit.
Seeing Ye Dou's appearance, Song Qian sighed.
Sure enough, such a person is a martial idiot at all, and when he encounters a strong enemy, he not only has the slightest fear, but also arouses the opponent's fighting spirit.
Others don't know, she has seen Ye Dou really fight, she only thinks that the other party is very powerful, and she must have left a hand today, but she doesn't know how powerful the other party is.
If you can't get Ye Dou's real combat strength, he won't be inferior to Li Tianxing.
Of course, this is just speculation.
At this time, Ye Dou's blood was boiling, and he said with interest: "Oh, that Li Tianxing knows that I killed his apprentice, and he will definitely come to take revenge, when will he come back to trouble me?"
He didn't believe that a well-known martial arts master would tolerate the killing of his apprentice, this was an absolute slap in the face, and it was estimated that the other party would come to the door soon.
You need to know the exact time.
Song Qian suddenly smiled and shook her head: "You don't need to worry about this, Li Tianxing can't know the news now, and even if he knows the news, it's impossible to come." ”
"Oh, what's going on?" Ye Dou wondered.
"Li Tianxing has been practicing in the game for a long time, and he will only show up once in a few years, and the game he has experienced is extremely difficult, whether he can come back alive is a problem, as a supernatural disaster of the demon king, Li Tianxing does not have the permission of the organization, and he cannot be stationed in the ghost city at will, so as not to cause riots. ”
Ye Dou's brows furrowed slightly, he didn't expect Li Tianxing to be restricted.
At the same time, he also has some regrets.
Originally, he really wanted to see how strong this Li Tianxing was.
It's a pity that the so-called martial arts master can't even enter the hidden city.
This battle can't be fought!
"But Li Tianxing has a lot of disciples and grandchildren. ”
Song Qian paused, and then explained: "Cultivating exercises can resist rampage, reduce the chance of rampage, and can also control evil energy more perfectly. ”
"For an existence like Li Tianxing, even if it is a rampager, there are countless people who want to worship him as a teacher. ”
"Oh?"
Ye Dou smiled, it seemed that the benefits of cultivating evil energy were not a little bit.
It's no wonder that so many players choose players as teachers.
He asked instead: "Yang Haoran wants to find a player for Yang Mimi to be her boyfriend, what's going on? I remember that male and female players can't be combined, and they can't even stay together for a long time." ”
Song Qian blinked mysteriously: "This is still a secret that few people know, but it will not be a secret soon, there are several newly born evil martial arts sects that have revealed the player's dual cultivation method, and male and female players can use this cultivation to quickly enhance their evil energy cultivation." ”
"Double cultivation method, should you be an immortal cultivator?" the corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched.
In the end, these evil martial arts sects have existed for thousands of years, and they have even studied the dual cultivation technique, and they can also use this to enhance the skills of male and female players, which is similar to picking yin and supplementing yang in cultivating immortals, and it feels very yellow and violent when you think about it.
You must know that male and female players are originally dry firewood and meet fire, and their own evil energy will attract each other, and now with double cultivation, wouldn't it be possible to meet each other?
Well
Do you want someone to write a fake Joy Zen, or an existence like Yin and Yang Combined Cultivation, and then enlighten your own cultivation?
"Are you distressed?" Song Qian suddenly laughed.
Ye Dou shook his head awkwardly: "Don't think too much, Yang Mimi and I are just ordinary friends." ”
"Are you really an ordinary friend?"
Song Qian pouted: "Let me tell you a little secret, ordinary people can't reproduce with players, but if female players and male players don't run away together, there will be a chance to give birth to an evil second generation." ”
Evil second generation?
This amount of information is really rich enough, I have heard of the second generation of rich, the second generation of poor, the second generation of officials, the second generation of doctors, the second generation of farmers, and so on, but I have never heard of the evil second generation.
"The second generation of evil is very strong, if the parents' own evil energy is strong enough, the child will be very strong, such a child can live longer in the game, and may even reach the legendary level 100. Song Qian continued.
"Do you mean that you Commander Yang wants to introduce a player husband to Yang Mimi, and use the dual cultivation technique to give birth to an evil second generation?" Ye Dou thought about it for a while, and suddenly understood something.
"Yes, Yang Mimi is very talented, of course a father must find a good husband for his daughter, but unfortunately you don't plan to become a player, otherwise, with your talent, you can call Commander Yang's father-in-law. ”
Ye Dou rolled his eyes: "Don't make this kind of joke, okay?"
Song Qian's voice suddenly screamed: "Ye Dou, I have done so many things for you, no matter how much you want to give me a little return." ”
"What do you want in return?" Ye Dou couldn't help but look at the other party.
Song Qian showed a wicked smile: "I heard that your internal power healing effect is surprisingly good, it can appease evil energy, and make players feel very comfortable. ”
"They all call you humanoid***. ”
"Humanoid ***?!"
Ye Dou almost didn't bite his tongue.
You are numb, you are such a big living person, and you are called a humanoid *** by a group of girls in private?
I'm so angry with this baby!
Brother wants to block all of you, all of you, and you will never get along with each other from now on.
A moment later.
A mother and son who went to school walked to the alley.
The little boy with his schoolbag suddenly noticed that something was wrong, pointed to a black Mercedes-Benz sedan in front of him, and said loudly: "Mommy, look, this car is so strange, it is shaking even though it is not moving!"
The mother, who was about thirty years old, looked in the direction of the little boy's finger and saw the tumbling Mercedes Benz, and was suddenly stunned.
Then the corners of her mouth twitched, and she instantly understood something.
As a passer-by, he naturally guessed what happened in the car, and his face was very ugly.
"Xiao Ming, don't look at what you shouldn't see. The mother reached out and covered the boy's eyes.
Hey, hey, hey, you're not mistaken.
What kind of "car-shock" early in the morning?
It's half past six in the morning, and it's too and uncivilized to do something like this early in the morning.
Click!
At this time, a seemingly sturdy young man opened the door and walked down from the back door of the car, and heard the other party ask inside the door: "Hey, hey, why are you always moving around?"
A woman's gentle and delicate voice came from inside the car: "It's no wonder that you use too much force, people can't bear it!"
Ye Dou shook his head, and was about to leave here, when he met the eldest sister who was holding the child in front of him, glared at him fiercely, and scolded angrily: "Shameless and obscene!
What?
Am I shameless and shameless?
Ye Dou was stunned.