Hearing that Zhou Lu was willing to save people, the horse-faced woman did not hesitate, hurriedly opened the box, tore open the sealed bag, and tried to blow through the condom.

This is not a balloon, and it is laborious to blow it up.

And it's got some kind of lube on it.

If you want to blow this, you will definitely have a mouth full of oil.

If it is an inferior product, it is also an inferior oil that is added.

Everyone's eyes are sideways,

I think it's incredible.

Among the onlookers, the young girl was more ashamed, her face turned red unconsciously, she wanted to dodge, but she felt strange and reluctant to leave.

Their eyes wandered over Zhou Lu, and they felt that this little mage was very handsome in arithmetic, but the way to exorcise evil spirits was very strange and unfathomable.

The tattooed bald head felt disgusting, and the horse-faced woman was protected by him, and couldn't help but question: "What does blowing this thing have to do with exorcism?" ”

Zhou Lu's eyes locked on his bald head, narrowed his eyes, and looked at him carefully.

"You have slept with her, and the yin qi has also stuck to you, and you will suffer a great disaster soon, I advise you to blow a few too."

"Me?"

The tattooed bald expression suddenly twisted.

Zhou Lu put on a solemn look: "Yes, it's you!" Oh, I figured out that you did a case three years ago in February, which was a robbery ......."

"I'm just driving...... No, no, I haven't done anything. ”

"You are in the current company, embezzling public funds for procurement, wait a minute, I can calculate the approximate amount......"

Zhou Lu pinched his fingers and calculated.

"Please, don't ...... Don't forget it, I'll blow, I'll blow ......"

The tattooed bald head drooped his head, and he regretted that he questioned too much, and he wanted to slap himself.

The men and women are crying and mourning, you are one, and I am blowing.

Their mouths and hands are full of lubricating oil, and the so-called jasmine fragrance and rose fragrance can be smelled from afar.

People who know about spices will know that they are cheap and inferior industrial flavor products.

The glasses brother and a few others took pictures with their mobile phones.

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter and discussion.

"This little mage is so powerful, I didn't believe in this before, but today it's an eye-opener."

"He may be a wise descendant from Maoshan Mountain, or Longhu Mountain."

"So young, I don't know if he has a girlfriend."

"I'm also wondering, what the hell is the purpose of blowing this?"

"I guess a little, the little mage has mentioned "yin qi", under us men, the ancient name is yang things, and condoms are used on yang things, and there should be a connection between this. ”

"It makes sense, exorcism is generally to overcome yin with yang."

The glasses brother listened to the passers-by, and his curiosity grew.

With a smiling face, he walked to Zhou Lu's side: "Thank you, brother!" By the way, blowing a condom can really drive away evil spirits? ”

Zhou Lu touched his chin and said casually: "I can't, but it can make me feel better." ”

There was a silence in the audience!

Freeze frame for all actions.

Everyone didn't expect that Zhou Lu asked the men and women to blow the condoms, but it was actually for the mood.

The next moment.

Laughter erupted in the surroundings.

The horse-faced woman with a condom and a tattooed bald head in her mouth suddenly turned black.

They thought that this was some kind of secret method to exorcise evil spirits, and regardless of their face, they blew it in public for a long time, and the three major boxes were almost finished.

The two glanced at each other.

It may be from the appearance of the other party holding a condom in their mouths, thinking of something, and they vomited at the same time.

"Ding, the host's anti-routine operation, forming a critical hit, and obtaining 60 coquettish points."

"Ding, the host coquettish succeeds and gets 30 coquettish points."

"Ding, the host coquettish succeeds and gets 30 coquettish points."

……

"Ding, the host has achieved the achievement of 'anti-routine operation', and has obtained 100 coquettish points and 10,000 experience points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Zhou Lu' for upgrading, the fourth stage of the current realm apprentice."

Yes! Another wave of coquettish value.

Hearty.

It's so cool!

The invincible King of Sao is none other than me!

Zhou Lu couldn't help but smile, and still put on an unfathomable demeanor: "Okay, now I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you the way to save you." ”

People quieted down a little.

The horse-faced shopkeeper and the tattooed bald head pricked up their ears even more, they were angry, but they dared not speak out at the moment.

Zhou Lu slowly took out a stack of yellow paper with talismans drawn on it from his pocket and took out two sheets.

"One of you is one for each person, put it on your body, and the evil can't get close, but drawing this evil talisman consumes my mana very much......"

It's very mana-intensive, and you have a big stack?

And it doesn't look like it's drawn by hand, it's a lot like it's printed and copied.

The owner of the horse-faced shop will not care about this detail now, but he can hear Zhou Luxian's voice - the talisman will be charged.

She hurriedly went to the cashier to take out two red bills and stuffed them into Zhou Lu's hands.

"I'm really sorry, the business didn't open today, the whole money is only two hundred, mage, you take it first, and after the evil is removed, I will go to the bank to get it."

After all, he is a ghost businessman, and he can still keep a hand at this time.

Zhou Lu stuffed the two red bills into his pocket, satisfied.

Yesterday in her shop, I bought more than 30 fake and shoddy sets, and today I got back 200, and the stall talisman is worthless at all, and I made a lot of money.

Zhou Lu showed a hint of a smile and said leisurely: "The cure for the root cause of the evil is to go to the police and turn yourself in." ”

"Self-...... Surrender? ”

"Yes, turn yourself in! Confess the sins you have committed, release the resentment of the ghosts, and free yourself from the evil, and you will be fine. ”

At this moment,

A police car was parked on the side of the road, and the patrol saw a large number of people gathered and stopped to check.

"You see, as soon as I say it, the police will come so that you can turn yourself in."

While everyone's eyes turned to the policeman, Zhou Lu turned around and squeezed out of the crowd and left quickly.

I want to become the richest man in the school, making money will be calculated in seconds, time is money, you can't waste time to make notes, testify or something, and it is troublesome to explain.

I'm coquettish, I'm in charge!

"Ding, the host will run away after the commotion, and get 30 coquettish points."

You see, it's clear that you've made the right choice.

My coquettishness, like a surging river, is endless.

……

Zhou Lu came to a bustling pedestrian street.

Here he is familiar with and is a good place to make money.

Send out flyers for a few hours, and at least 50 oceans will come in.

As a temporary food delivery worker, when it is good, I can take more than 100 oceans a day, and sometimes I even pack a meal.

I didn't open a job today, but I have earned 200 bills, which means that my financial luck is good.

The fortune charm needs to be exchanged for 800 coquettish points, which is very precious, so don't use it yet.

I just talked too much, my mouth is very thirsty, buy a bottle of water.

Zhou Lu walked into a convenience store, opened the refrigerator, and reached for the 1 yuan Binglu.

Wait a minute...... I am the man who wants to become the king of Sao, and I am about to be the richest man in the school, and I am a person with quite status and status.

How can I still drink 1 yuan of water?

Zhou Lu's hand changed direction and decisively took away the 1.5 yuan bottle of farmer Sanquan.

Back on the bustling streets.

Zhou Lu pondered, if you want to make a lot of money, you must not be handing out leaflets and delivering food.

Why don't you use physiognomy to help people see fortunes and avoid evil?

I tried it just now.

The money is fast, easy, and there are waves of coquettish value.

Kill more than one stone.

With his cool and crazy ability to drag and bomb the sky, they must be convinced, and they are grateful to send a lot of money.

Zhou Lu used his mobile phone to see the relevant situation of fortune-telling.

And then

He found a piece of paper and wrote the four big characters "Fortune Telling".

Squatted on the side of the road and began to solicit business.

"Look at the fortune telling, fate merit, choose a career and a mate, seek good fortune and avoid evil, know astronomy, know geography, know five hundred years before, know five hundred years later, and don't want money ......"

10 minutes passed......

30 minutes passed......

60 minutes passed......

No one paid attention to it, but received a lot of colored eyes.

Peaty!

People like me who make money in seconds......

It doesn't matter, if it's a man, you can't do it and can't do it, only sassy and not.