Chapter 496: Turning the River Over the Sea
"This junior, as an elder, I won't bully you, I'm a level 55 soul king, I'll stand here and let you punch three times!" The bald teacher twisted his neck, his shiny bald head glistening in the night light.
He looked at Ye Fan, with the attitude of an elder treating a junior, full of arrogance.
Ye Fan was yelled at by the little ant to give himself three punches, so he could only smile, and he smiled very happily.
"First punch!" Ye Fan looked at the bald teacher who was already standing in front of him as his target, and said softly.
Ye Zhiqiu immediately prepared, he originally wanted to resist Ye Fan's punch with his strong 6-pack abs, but he was worried that if Ye Fan, a weak chicken, had a little strength, in the end, he would definitely release his martial spirit, so that the people around him could see his powerful ability.
Second, it's safe.
So the bald teacher's eyes flashed, and he also released his martial spirit, "Xuan Turtle, possessed." ”
Beast martial spirit, turtle.
A circle of black ripples was released from Ye Zhiqiu's body, and his limbs contracted by a third at the same time, but his back was already bulging, and it was actually a huge back armor. The black light flashed all over his body, and a full five soul rings rose from under his feet and hovered above his body. The five soul rings are one white, two yellow, and two purple, and sure enough, as he said, he is a soul king level master above level fifty.
Although Ye Zhiqiu's soul ring was not very strong in the same level, the soul power of the fifties was there, and the surrounding viewers were suddenly stunned.
There were even some teachers and students who let out an exclamation, after all, the Soul King was already a rare soul master on the mainland, and his strength was quite powerful. In some kingdoms it was already possible to have the title of viscount or even count.
"My Martial Soul Xuan Turtle is a first-class defensive martial soul, now, I will stand here, let you have three punches, whether the three punches can break the protection of my soul power, and it depends on your creation when it touches my Xuan Turtle shell."
Hearing the exclamations around him, the bald teacher closed his eyes, enjoying the breeze, and his eyes stayed on his various exclamations and praises.
"Don't say that I bully the small, the more middle my turtle shell is, the stronger the defense, I advise you to attack from all around me, you can barely break my soul power package, then maybe it's okay." The bald teacher looked like a good person and took the initiative to help Ye Fan analyze his strengths and weaknesses.
The elder is full of momentum, and he thinks that he is like a good teacher at the moment, educating students how to find the enemy's weaknesses and strike according to the enemy's weaknesses.
Ye Fan frowned, and his eyes looked at this crooked bald teacher who had been despising himself and had been using an educational tone.
"Long-winded! One punch! Ye Fan said.
Ye Fan raised his right fist, hesitated for a moment to look at his fist, and then looked at the bald teacher who was already ready.
Ye Fan thought that although he was a little annoying, he was not a person who committed a great crime, and his sin did not lead to death, so it was OK to be punished a little.
Ye Fan slowly punched towards the center of the bald teacher's turtle shell.
In the face of such a gentle punch, the bald teacher still did not listen to the advice to challenge the defense in the center of his turtle shell.
This made the bald teacher full of disappointment and contempt for Ye Fan.
"Pounce!" Ye Fan punched the bald teacher's chest softly.
There was no vision of heaven and earth, and there was no sound, just like the strength of a baby's fist.
After Ye Fan finished punching, he didn't watch what the bald teacher was, but took a dozen steps back by himself, returning to Xiao Wu, Tang San and the others.
"Haha, little brother, are you not eating or how to drop, sissy fist? Even if this punch hits me in the face, I don't feel pain, tickle mosquito punch! The boy from Canghui Academy, one of the Five Tigers, laughed, full of contempt.
Such a punch, not to mention that his teacher can easily take it, even a little pot friend in kindergarten can resist it.
"Hahahaha......" The students around him let out bursts of laughter, some of them deliberately bent down with laughter, and some even laughed out of tears.
Not to mention that the students of Canghui Academy were laughing, even if the onlookers around were laughing, they were laughing sarcastically.
Obviously, the fists and strength of the sissy cannon just now had to look like the arrogant appearance of the king of heaven.
The thunder is loud and the rain is small!
However, at this time, Ye Zhiqiu (bald teacher), who was standing motionless, gave an answer to all the people who laughed at Ye Fan.
I saw that the martial soul of his possessed Xuan Turtle appeared to be broken, and the face of an arrogant elder was pale, pale like the color of white powder.
He covered his stomach with his hands and knelt directly on the ground in pain, like a middle-aged greasy uncle who was hit by a truck.
"Vomit ......!" The bald teacher gasped sharply, spit out a mouthful of sour bile and gastric juice, and a pair of eyes were already dead fish eyes.
"Teacher, what are you doing?" The boy who was one of the five tigers still had a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, and he hadn't finished laughing yet, he didn't understand how he could laugh at his teacher with a smile, but instead it was like a reaction to eating rat poison, spitting bubbles, and moaning and moaning in pain.
"Vomit vomit ......!!" The bald teacher vomited again.
He hung his head like a sick cat powerlessly resisting, and his mouth was full of stomach acid and corrosive saliva, and at the same time, clumps of rice that had not been digested and turned into stool at noon were spit out of his large intestine.
It stinks and stinks!
The onlookers who were laughing were all aware that something was wrong, and they looked at the bald teacher who had overreacted in confusion.
How to gently flutter Niangniang fist, mosquito fist, how to beat Xuanwu's martial soul known as invincible in defense to vomit and diarrhea.
It can't be, it's not going to be acting.
How much money did this Ye Fan boy give, so that Ye Zhiqiu was so cooperative!
But a group of students of the bald teacher, they know the truth about their face-saving teacher, they see the teacher's vomiting and diarrhea, their faces are terrified, their scalps are numb, and the mocking smiles on the corners of the mouths of some slow students are still hanging on the corners of their mouths.
At this moment, it makes people look so ironic!!
And Xiao Wu, Tang San and others, who knew Ye Fan and knew Ye Fan's details, naturally had an expected expression.
As for the evil fire fat man, his chubby little eyes were as wide as light bulbs, and he was stunned to hold his O-shaped mouth, looking at Ye Fan incredulously.
Although the fat man Ma Hongjun has always heard Dai Mubai say that Ye Fan is very powerful and can easily beat the five of them; Ma Hongjun believed it, but he really didn't expect it to be such an easy hanging.
With one punch, he actually beat the 50-level soul king who can be crowned a marquis in a country, and his eyes were full of gold stars, and Alzheimer's drooled.
In other words, Zao Wou-Ki, who was standing outside the window on the second floor, covered his face with his right hand, and he knew best about the tragic pain of Ye Zhiqiu (bald teacher).
His mighty King Kong bear was also knocked over by Ye Fan's punch.
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Dear readers, here are two jokes, let's take a look.
Xiaoshu went to find it on purpose, just to make you happy.
1. My wonderful training experience, once the practice car happened to be downhill, the result of an acceleration, so nervous I don't know why to step on the accelerator, the coach shouted: brake, brake with the foot, I quickly opened the door with one foot on the ground, rubbing friction like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than 20 meters, it finally stopped! The coach was stupid and took ten yuan for me to buy him a Chinese pressure shock. At that time, I was very depressed, why did I still use toothpaste to suppress my shock?
2. When driving, an uphill, waiting for the traffic light, the green light has not dared to go, then the traffic police came and asked me, why don't you like the color?
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