"Uh-huh!" I quickly nodded desperately!

Sister-in-law Fan is so domineering, do I have room to refuse?

"You can do it yourself, I hope you can give me the results soon." Bai Wuchang snorted coldly, carried the bell that had passed from me, and jumped onto the boat.

Before she left, I asked puzzledly, "Since you are in such a hurry to find him, why don't you go find him yourself?" Since you and that big brother are husband and wife, you must be very familiar with him, and it should be easier to find him, right? ”

Bai Wuchang said angrily: "As soon as that bastard leaves, all his share of work falls on my head!" How can I walk away? ”

With that, she rowed away.

It seems that this sister-in-law Fan is really busy with her work, so she didn't even have time to chat with me for a few more words, so she hurried back.

When her figure completely disappeared into the ghost gate, I relaxed my expression management and laughed out loud without conscience!

Fan is not saved!

Are you worthy of your wife when you resign like this?

Like a man who has gotten madness, I laughed, grabbed this soul bell as big as a bowling ball, and walked back.

When I went back, the people on the Yin and Yang Road watched me leave, and I heard someone say with relief: "This kid who is not afraid of death has finally fallen into evil!" ”

You're the one who fell for it!

Your whole family has fallen for evil!

The old paper is just laughing, not evil!

Hahaha!

*

I hung this soul bell as big as a bowling ball on the door, and then every day I put good food, delicious drinks, and high-quality cigarettes on the desk at home, just waiting for Fan Wusu that old ghost to be attracted and come to the door by himself.

- I'm looking forward to his reaction when he walks in the door and sees a soul bell the size of a bowling ball hanging on the door, haha!

into the night.

There are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the streets, many shops are closed, and the old streets of the old city enter the quietest hour of the day.

When my shop closes depends on how I feel that day.

Even if I leave the door open and sleep in my room, I am not afraid that a thief will sneak in.

If a thief dares to sneak in, he is killing himself.

At about half past two in the evening, I heard "duang!" at the door. This was followed by a cry of pain: "Ouch! ”

Ha, here it is!

I hurriedly ran out gloating, and sure enough, I saw Fan Wusu squatting outside my door, with an old face that was so angry that he was blue.

When he saw me coming out, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'll just say how could you kid suddenly be so kind to prepare good wine and food today, and call me over to eat, dare to love what kind of magic weapon you have, and you came to me to open it!" Do you have an itchy butt, or an itchy neck? Looking for a fight or looking for death? ”

I laughed and walked out to take off the oversized soul bell.

His face was a little better.

Seeing that his face improved, I immediately handed the soul bell to him.

This soul bell really restrained him, and he immediately turned pale again, and subconsciously dodged.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Fan Wuxuan immediately understood that I was teasing him, and the old face couldn't hang up for a while, so he immediately grabbed me and turned me around, and before I could run, I was slapped a few times on the buttocks!

"Stinky boy, you're just an itchy butt, looking for a beating!" After Fan Wusu beat me, he kicked me into the house angrily, and then walked in and asked, "Stinky boy, where did you find this kind of good thing?" ”

I laughed, put the oversized soul bell in the box, and sealed it with a spell.

When I turned my head, I saw that Fan Wusu had already sat down at the table, eating a few bites of food and drinking a few small glasses of wine.

I ran back and said with a grin, "Of course, this good thing was given by the person who knows you best in the world!" ”

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he understood: "Bi'an gave it?" ”

"Hmm."

"How did you come to know Bian?" He asked, confused.

I said, "Every year in the middle of July, I confess to this ghost-sama, but this ghost-sama has a withdrawn personality and doesn't like to talk much, so I just knew that she is such a big person, and I didn't expect her to be your wife!" ”

Fan Wuxuan glared at me: "I see, I just said how could you get a magic weapon that can restrain me, it turned out that she gave it." That's right, she is the only one in this world who knows my birth date, has my body and skin, and wants to make a magic weapon that can kill me, and there is no one else in the world except her. That's it! Stinky boy, now that you've got such a good magic weapon, let's say, what do you want? ”

I smiled and said, "It's nothing." If you don't want to go back to hell and resume your duties, how dare I break ground on your head? It's just that I hope that when you want to go back to the underworld, can you give me a convenience, let me use this soul bell to pretend to be you, and pretend that I have taken you in, so that I can complete the task given to me by my sister-in-law, so that she will not count my workbench lazy in the future! ”

"Look, you're really crackling." Fan Wuxu looked at me with disgust, "What if I don't want to go back?" ”

"Then forget it." I said simply, "How could I possibly embarrass you with the care you took of me before?" ”

Fan Wusu smiled at this time: "It seems that your heart is towards me." Okay, seeing that you use honorifics in your speech today, I promised you this time. You can keep the magic weapon for the time being, and when I go back to the underworld one day, I will naturally come to you. ”

"Thanks!" I immediately smiled, and hurriedly poured a cup for Fan Wuxu.

That Bai Wuchang definitely didn't expect that Fan Wusu and I would still have this kind of friendship.

Of course, my abacus is crackling, and after summing it up, even if Fan Wuxu is accepted by me with a magic weapon and sent back to the underworld, he will not be punished when he goes back, he is still the leader of the Impermanent Bureau, and he is still the uncle who takes care of my life and death!

In that case, why should I be so fast?

Men, of course, have to take a long-term view.

Now that I have curry favor with Fan Wuxu, he can take more care of me in the world in the future, isn't it a better way to have both worlds?

After three rounds of drinking, the conversation box between me and Fan Wusu was also opened.

When I saw that the sign on his chest was still "Intern", I couldn't help but laugh: "What? It's been a few months since I came to the world, and I haven't been able to turn positive? Is it so difficult to evaluate the work of black impermanence? ”

Fan Wuxuan smiled and said, "No, I wanted this on purpose. If I become a regular member now, and become a full-fledged member, it will be too easy for the top to transfer my information, and I may not be exposed if I check it. Now as an intern, I can still be regarded as a 'floating population', and the attention from above will not be so important, so that I can live more freely. ”

It's just that being an "intern" is a bit harder.

His place of work is mainly to hook souls in the hospital, because of his status as an "intern", he will inevitably be instructed by his "seniors" to do miscellaneous chores.

If you want to come out for a drink and a cigarette, you have to find a way to hide it from his superiors.

However, these are all trivials for an old fritter impermanence.

Jingle bell~

At this moment, the wind chimes rang.

It's the wind chimes that are often hung in front of the store.

Not only that, but a delicate incense breeze also swept in.

"The fragrant peach blossom flavor must be a great beauty who has captivated the country and the city!" Fan Wuxu smoked a cigarette and said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, a figure appeared in front of us.

But it's not a beauty.

The skin of her whole body was withered brown, and the blood tendons of her whole body were bulging and criss-crossed, like the vines of an old tree;

The long hair is scattered, strands of hemp are knotted into linen, and the hair is dirty and ugly, and the gorgeous peach blossoms bloom at the bottom, and at this glance, it is impossible to tell whether it is a person or a tree that appears in front of us now.

After Fan Wusu saw her, he was stunned for a moment, and then embarrassedly found the field for himself: "This peach blossom is so beautiful!" ”

Then he asked me, "Is this your friend?" ”

“…… Sort of. "Looking at the female ghost in front of me, my memory goes back to a few months ago, it was the season when peach blossoms were blooming......

*

March.

It was a rainy day, and I went outside to do some errands, and when I walked outside the courtyard of a house with an umbrella, I suddenly heard a woman's sobbing voice.

The sound was very subtle, combined with the drizzle and the spring breeze, and if you didn't listen carefully, you couldn't detect it at all.

So I stopped, raised my umbrella, and saw a peach tree growing in the yard of that house, and there was a poem in ancient times: "A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall." ”

But when I only saw a peach blossom coming out of the wall, it happened to touch my umbrella.

I saw a man hidden in the red flowers and green leaves, it was a woman, her body was tightly intertwined with the peach tree, the rain drenched her body, and her face was snaked with tears or rain.

I asked, "What are you crying about?" ”

She didn't answer me right away, but after sobbing for a while, she looked up at me in surprise and said, "You...... Are you talking to me? ”

"Or else?"

"Can you see me?"

I laughed: "I've talked to you, of course I can see you." Isn't your question ridiculous? ”

She looked at me in amazement, and then said in a low voice: "Few people can see me, and even if someone can see me, they will pretend not to see me." You're the first person to see me and talk to me! ”

"Fate." I smiled and asked, "Now, you can tell me, why on earth are you crying?" Is there anything you need me to help with? ”

She asked in surprise, "You...... Would you like to help me? ”

"Am I joking?" I smiled wryly and said, "Perhaps, I should be a little pretentious, tease you to talk, and then pretend to leave?" Waiting for you to ask me for help? Maybe that's why you think I'm really helping you? ”