Chapter 354: Nonsense
"I'm the man who is going to become the director of the Bureau of Impermanence!"
- Hearing Fan Wuxuan's words, if I was drinking water, I would definitely spray the face of the person sitting opposite me.
However, the reality is that Fan Wuxuan is still hiding his identity, what can I do? I can only hold back the convulsions of my mouth and try my best to make a serious face!
The Director of the Bureau of Impermanence himself has made a grand plan: to become the Director of the Bureau of Impermanence in the future...... The man!
The Impermanence Bureau is a two-bureau system, with one black impermanence and one white impermanence.
Uh-huh, so Fan Wusu, do you want to aspire to be the director of the Black Impermanence Bureau, or the man who wants to become the director of the White Impermanence?
It seems to mean the same thing!
"What a great ambition!" Lin Yan applauded Fan Wusu excitedly: "I didn't expect that there would be such an ambitious person among the people I know!" Xiaoba, there is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts! You are now young, and you already have the help of the soul of the dragon, which means that you will definitely write a legendary life! Since it is a legendary life, then you will definitely become the person you want to be! ”
Fan Wusu nodded: "Yes, senior." ”
Lin Shi: "After becoming the director of the Wuchang Bureau, remember to cover me!" ”
Fan Wuxu: "It must be! ”
- He, believed?
Although this is very nonsense, the blind can see that Fan Wusu is talking nonsense, but Lin Xian is true, true, believed, and believed!
I sighed, this is the real version of "The Road is one foot high and the magic is one foot high", maybe as early as when Fan Wusu approached Lin Shi and looked him directly into the eyes, Lin Shi was tricked.
Ghosts are best at confusing people's hearts, their most powerful weapon is "ghost talk", sometimes, a ghost is full of loopholes, ordinary people can hear it, but often when listening to ghosts, people not only will not be aware of the obvious loopholes, but also convinced, this is the charm of "ghost words" - ghosts manipulate people's hearts through words.
Lin Xi was so defenseless, and fell into Fan Wusheng's most humble spell.
Alas.
I really don't know how Fan Wuxuan likes to tease Lin Shi so much? Is it because ghosts and fairies are so rare and rare that they are "loved" by him as a "rare variety"?
At this time, I found that Loongson Yue had been silent, but looked at his phone from time to time, and seemed to have something on his mind.
I couldn't help but lean over and ask, "Master, what's wrong?" ”
"Nothing." She replied.
"Then why do you keep looking at your phone?"
As soon as I finished speaking, her mobile phone lit up, and then I saw clearly that what appeared on her mobile phone was the "caller ID", which was written "Long Long", I don't know why, my first feeling was that this "Long Long" was Long Xinyue's father, the master of the Pavilion.
Loongson Yue cut off the call.
Almost with the quickest response, the phone was cut off.
Then, she looked at me speechless, as if realizing that it was not good to do such a childish act in front of me.
She sighed and threw her phone to me: "The Pavilion Master of the Flying Immortal Pavilion has been calling me, I don't really want to answer, and I don't know what to say to him when I answer it." He'll call again soon, you can help me talk to him. ”
I suddenly felt my phone become hot in my hand: "It's so difficult for me, isn't it?" ”
Long Xinyue smiled, and her mood suddenly improved, and at this time I found the shadow of the former master in her body, and the master used to like to see my hard work, and the more hard I worked, the happier he was.
Now do you think I can not be bitter?
I can tell the old father directly: "Hello, I eloped with your daughter, don't read it." ”
Can you?
Can you?!!
So at this moment, I can understand why Loongson Yue cut off the phone, after all, I don't know how to speak.
"But wouldn't it be nice to turn it off?" I said wittily, but at the moment when I was about to make a move, I felt the death gaze from Long Xinyue, and I was so frightened that I didn't dare to do it.
Hey, don't turn off your phone, don't answer the phone, don't blacklist, what's going on?
However, Long Xinyue didn't want to explain to me, so I didn't dare to continue kissing.
Airplanes~!!
The vibration of my phone scared me!
It's still a call from a "dragon-talking"!
Buzz~~
I feel like it's not just my phone buzzing now, it's my own head!
Should I pick it up?
What should I say?
Obviously, you can "marry" someone's baby daughter by going through the normal procedure, but I just found another way, I have to elope with the "bride" temporarily, will the father kill me?
What's going on with this tension at the edge of the enemy? No matter how vicious the ghost was in the past, I have never been so nervous!
What to do, what to do, what to do?
I looked at Long Xinyue pleadingly, and she turned her head.
Me: "......"
If she was willing to answer the phone, she wouldn't have thrown this hot potato at me.
I sighed and decided to follow the wise decision of my master and pinch the phone as well, but after thinking about it, I felt that it was the same for both horizontal and vertical slashes, and it was the same for coming early or late, so it was better to take a knife now, so that I could be at ease later.
So I answered the phone.
"Hello?" I saw Loongin Moon cast an incredible look at me, but soon she burst into a gloating laugh.
Alas.
This master is not a pro.
There was silence on the phone.
Silent......
Silent......
Suddenly, my cold sweat and black lines came together with trembling!
This caller ID says "Long-winded", right?
Since it is "dragon verbose", it shows the verbose nature of the dragon pavilion master, so what is this silence?
After being embarrassed for a while.
I plucked up the courage and said, "Hello Pavilion Master, I'm Wu Shen, this is Xinyue's mobile phone, you didn't make the wrong call." ”
After saying that, I want to cry, I hope I can live to the end!
Phone: "Wu Shen? ”
Embarrassment.
I remembered that I was in front of the Dragon Pavilion Lord, and my identity was "Song Xin", not "Wu Shen"!
Reveal your real name!
Abducted someone else's daughter, but always used a pseudonym, is that good?
But if you don't use a pseudonym, if you are more serious, it will prevent all the disciples of the sect from killing the old streets of the ancient city together!
Think about that scene, how scary!
According to my past style, I will never continue to expose my real name, but like Fan Wuxu, I will use another lie to round this lie. But when I think about it, it's not the same now as it used to be - I'm not single now! (Bloody Tears)
Regardless of whether I am ready to accept this relationship of Loongson Moon now, but now that I have made a choice, then I should be worthy of my choice, and, make due responsibility.
So I corrected my attitude and officially said to the other end of the phone: "Hello uncle, I am Wu Shen, Wu Yue is in the same boat, the water is deep and the water is shallow, Wu Shen." I am the 'Song Xin' you saw yesterday. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to deceive you, but because I really didn't understand what the situation was at the time, I thought I was forcibly involved in a troublesome matter, so I didn't dare to reveal my identity, so I casually fabricated a fake name to tell everyone. ”
The Dragon Pavilion Lord reacted: "It's not important! What about my daughter? Is my daughter okay? ”
Embarrassment!
Big brother, I lied to you, don't you care about the "liar"?
This also shows that the Dragon Pavilion Master is really a proper daughter slave!
I smiled helplessly, and said softly, "Xinyue is sitting next to me now, she's fine." ”
The Dragon Pavilion Lord roared: "Let her answer the phone!" ”
"Okay." I was just about to transfer the call to Long Xinyue, but Long Xinyue, who was looking at me with a playful smile just now, suddenly turned a pang, shook his head, and hugged his hands tightly in front of his chest, without reaching out to answer.
What's going on?
Well, let me face this embarrassment alone!
I reluctantly said to the Dragon Pavilion Lord, "She doesn't want to take it." ”
"Huh?" The Dragon Pavilion Lord was stunned.
After a long time, the voice of the Dragon Pavilion Lord came from the phone, his voice sounded significantly different from before, the concern just now was very strong, but now, as if he had changed a person, he asked in a low and sad voice: "Where are you going to go?" ”
I measured it, the Dragon Pavilion Lord looks like a typical daughter slave, not like he will go crazy to the ancient city for his daughter, as long as he doesn't kill the ancient city old street, then I can't bear to make a father who loves his daughter too sad, so he replied honestly: "No. 83, the ancient city old street, Heiyan City." ”
The Dragon Pavilion Lord choked up: "Will you come back in the future?" ”
I can't answer that.
I looked at Long Xinyue and repeated the Dragon Pavilion Master's question, only to see her shake her head slightly, as if sighing.
"No...... Not back. I reluctantly relayed Long Xinyue's answer, feeling uneasy. Master's answer, isn't it too cruel for the Dragon Pavilion Master?
The Dragon Pavilion Lord sighed and said as if crying, "Finally...... Or are you leaving? Wu Shen...... Is it? ”
I hastened to say yes.
The Dragon Pavilion Lord said: "Help me say 'thank you' to her, thank you for accompanying us for 4 years, allowing us to see with our own eyes that our daughter can grow up, thank you, thank you!" ”