Chen Nan's old face turned red and said: "I retreated, I didn't play, I actually bullied me who was so handsome and chic, hum!" ”

"Chen Nan... Do you want to make a face? Xiao Ye teased.

"He's always been so thick-skinned, don't you know?" The caracal pouted.

"That's why I'm too lazy to do this kind of thing with him, MMP," said Night Lone Wolf.

Chen Nan is unhappy, am I not handsome?

Are you kidding!

Dare I say I'm not happy? I'll fuck you!

"Damn, I'm not handsome? Do you dare to report the address, I will lead three million people in the live broadcast room to you! Chen Nan pointed to himself and said.

Who knew that the next moment, the audience in the live broadcast room slapped their faces instantly.

"The most shameless anchor in history, there is no one!!"

"Who's going to go, it's not going to do with me anyway [funny]"

"Raise your claws for those who are independent of three million!"

“+1”

“+2”

……

“+10086”

The corners of Chen Nan's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the camera and said, "Fake fans! ”

Syllable!

A slap slapped Chen Nan on the back of the head.

"Little bunny, don't swear!" Father Chen glared angrily.

Chen Nan was taken aback,! How did I forget this daddy!

Playing the game hi, this is!

Father Chen looked at Chen Nan worriedly, since Chen Nan started playing games, he has been watching from behind.

Father Chen wondered, touch it? What does that mean?

Seeing his cub smiling like a silly hat, Father Chen was a little worried.

My cub... It can't be some mental illness!

If Chen Nan knew that Father Chen had this kind of thought, he would probably be speechless to vomit blood!

"Uh... Got it dad! Chen Nan said with a dark face.

What is this, I am playing games live and standing behind this dad, what does this mean?

Ask how to solve it! Online and more! Very urgent!

"Ahem." Chen Nan cleared his throat and said, "Okay, let's get back to business, there was a little accident just now." ”

All five of them have already exited the room, and it is clear that they are going to be kicked, so why are they still there!

"Hmm... What's next! Chen Nan touched his chin and thought.

People in the live broadcast room suggested:

"Chen Nan is big, play clown, play clown!"

"Yes yes, play clown!"

"You can have this, the clown is fun!"

……

"Oh? Have you played Joker Mode? Chen Nan asked in the QQ voice.

"Joker mode? A new model? Haven't played it. Xiao Ye said.

"I've just returned, I haven't played." Luffy said.

"I've seen a little bit of the video, so I know a little bit about it." Cruelty said.

"Oh? Tell me about it? Chen Nan asked.

Then he explained what he knew to the four of them.

Joker mode is the most recent addition to CrossFire.

In Joker mode, players are divided into the Swart faction and the Joker faction.

At the beginning of each round, Swart will have two weapons, the XM1014 with an infinite number of bullets and a baton, and use his judgment to find the real clown among the many robot clowns.

When the Joker is killed, he transforms into a Swart with only a baton.

Each round, the player takes on the role of the Joker, who must occupy five wallets in any position to win the game under the cover of numerous robot clowns.

Swart can only attack real clowns, and if he hits a bot player's clown, he will reduce his HP by 20.

"Sounds good, okay, let's play this." Chen Nan touched his chin and said.

This time, Chen Nan did not look for a room again, but created a room by himself.

After all, looking for a house is really a waste of time.

"Huh! What about lazy cancer? Chen Nan suddenly noticed.

He's been gone since he was kicked out.

Xiao Yifan was drinking the soup, and when he heard Chen Nan's words, he almost didn't squirt out.

Your sister's! You've forgotten about me!

Fake teammates!!

Suddenly, a female voice resounded throughout the Internet café.

"Xiao Yifan, hurry up and get out of the old lady!!"

"Poof" Xiao Yifan was startled, this time it really squirted out, spraying a screen full of oil.

More than a hundred people stopped the game in their hands and looked at the woman at the door.

Ji Xiaoxiao was wearing a long dress, combing her long hair, round alchemy, and faint red lips, although she was in her thirties, she looked like an eighteen-year-old girl.

Ji Xiaoxiao can be regarded as a top beauty, but... Her temper seems... Hehe.

"! The hostess is here! ”

"Boss Xiao, this is something wrong again."

"It's over, Boss Xiao has to kneel on the washboard again!"

"Boss Xiao is so pitiful, tsk!"

……

"! My throat! At this moment, Xiao Yifan's throat is hot.

It's spicy! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Water! Water!

"Water! Network administrator, hurry up and get me a bottle of water! Hahu~Hahu~Hahu~" Xiao Yifan stuck out his tongue and shouted at the bar.

The woman at the door seemed to hear Xiao Yifan's voice, and immediately walked over.

"Poof!" Seeing Xiao Yifan sticking out his tongue and gulping out, the woman suddenly laughed.

"Xiao Yifan, are you learning to be a dog? Aha. Ji Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed.

Xiao Yifan brushed three black lines on his head and immediately closed his mouth.

But... It really looks like a dog

The network manager took a bottle of water and quickly ran to Xiao Yifan and said, "Old... Boss, your water. ”

He turned his head to look at Ji Xiaoxiao on the side again, and said with a smile: "Old... Hello hostess! ”

Wear Xiao Yifan took the mineral water and poured it down.

"Whew~" After drinking half a bottle, and the spicy feeling in his throat decreased, Xiao Yifan slowly exhaled a breath.

"Xiaoxiao, why are you here?" Xiao Yifan asked after another sip of water.

"What do you say, have you forgotten what day it is?" Ji Xiaoxiao said coldly.

Xiao Yifan was a little confused, what day is today?

He thought about it carefully......

Wedding anniversary? No.

Birthday? Neither is it.

What the hell is the day?!

I saw Ji Xiaoxiao stomp her feet and said angrily: "Hmph, today is the nine hundred and ninety-ninth day of our marriage, you didn't remember!" ”

Puff ~ puff ~ puff ~

The people in the seats who were closer to Xiao Yifan laughed one after another when they heard the words of the boss's wife!

The 999-day anniversary, it's been three years, and the boss is so awesome!

Xiao Yifan wants to cry, on the 999th day anniversary, you kill me!

I don't have time to memorize it...

"Go home with my mother!" Ji Xiaoxiao grabbed Xiao Yifan's ears and pulled them outside.

"Old... Wife, I was wrong, I was really wrong, save me some face! Xiao Yifan begged for mercy.

Ji Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, let go of her hand, and said, "Hurry up and let the old lady go." ”

Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered something again, and said, "Oh, by the way, buy a washboard from the supermarket downstairs and go back." ”

Xiao Yifan rubbed his ears, and his body trembled twice when he heard this.

"Isn't it... Wife, here you go again! Xiao Yifan said with a sad face.

"Hurry up! The old lady went back first, took a taxi home by herself, and if you can't get there in twenty minutes, you'll be finished! Ji Xiaoxiao looked coldly, and after speaking, she stepped out of the Internet café.

Xiao Yifan looked at the woman's back, and couldn't help but cry and shook his head, what a sin.