On September 30th, at the sound of wind chimes, a man walked into my tattoo parlor.

He looked like a tattoo enthusiast because I saw that his exposed skin was already covered with tattoos, all over his face and neck.

So, dear, where else do you want me to tattoo?

I scratched my face in anguish, what room did I have to show my "talent" in the face of such a customer?

In these short minutes or two, I've been trying to think about what the hell is blank in such a guest, on the chrysanthemum? Little Tintin on? Forget it, we can't be too *, I hope the soles of his feet are still blank!

This guest walked up to me and asked, "Do you get an eyeball tattoo?" ”

Eyeball tattoos?

My mouth opened wide and I couldn't speak.

"It looks like you won't." The man just turned around and left.

Jingle bell~~

The wind chimes in the house are ringing!

I reluctantly grabbed the man and said, "I will!" ”

"Will you?" He turned his head and looked me up and down, his eyes full of disdain.

I nodded helplessly and said, "I will." ”

"Look at your business seems to be average, do you know this kind of technology?" The tattooed man frowned and said disdainfully: "I have traveled all over Black Rock City, but I have not found a tattoo artist who says that he can do eyeball tattoos, an inconspicuous shop like yours, you say you can get eyeball tattoos?" Tattoo artists whose business is better than you say no, will you?? ”

I smiled wryly, "Then why did you come to me?" I'm here in the old city of the old city, the old street has been abandoned for a long time, very few people will come to this street, if you are looking for a senior tattoo artist who can do eye tattoos, you should go to a more prosperous area to find a tattoo artist with a bigger façade, right? Who introduced you? ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he unwillingly admitted: "It was introduced by someone else, and I was looking for someone who can do this kind of tattoo, but I asked all the tattoo artists, and none of them can do this kind of tattoo." However, a few tattoo artists recommended that I come to Gucheng Lao Street to find a tattoo artist named Wu Shen, and they said that you are proficient in all tattoo techniques, and other tattoo artists will not do tattoos, you may do them, so I came. Seeing that you didn't answer right away, I thought you, like them, wouldn't have this kind of tattoo. ”

It turned out to be a peer recommendation.

Thank you to these affectionate and righteous colleagues, although you won't stab the soul~!

Jingle bell~

The wind chimes were ringing, and the tattooed man seemed to have noticed it and turned his head to look inside.

I explained, "I can't blame you for not answering right away because very few people do eye tattoos, so I'm surprised, and you immediately conclude that I won't." ”

He looked at the wind chimes hanging in the house and said puzzledly, "Why are you ringing these wind chimes?" The wind can't blow in. ”

I said with a straight face, "It's an electronic wind chime, with a battery." ”

"Oh!"

As soon as the words fell, the wind chimes in the house stopped ringing.

I'm embarrassed!

Wind chimes, you are so skinny? Stop, can you give me some face?!

"And now? Are your electronic wind chimes out of battery? The tattooed man asked.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said, "It's timed, it will ring when the time comes, and it won't ring when it's over." You leave it alone, you come in, sit down for a while, and we'll have a good chat about what kind of eye tattoo you want to do? ”

"Okay."

After the tattooed man sat down, he took out a piece of paper from his bag, handed it to me, and said, "I want to get a tattoo like this." ”

"Poof!" After seeing the picture, I sprayed him in the face while drinking tea!

What is this diagram?

A household name, familiar - the famous writing wheel eye is also!

As a veteran fan of the Naruto manga, I recognized it at a glance, this is not a beginner writing wheel, but the highest level of writing wheels, Uchiha Sasuke has evolved to a top kaleidoscope writing wheel!

This, this...... Big brother, you are so ambitious, does Sasuke Uchiha know?

Mystery smile one.

The tattooed man wiped his face, but he didn't care about my faux pas, and said, "It seems that you also like Naruto, you recognize what this is Sharingan, right?" ”

"Hmm. Sasuke's Sharingan. "I laugh one.

The tattooed man raised his eyebrows, a little tugging: "Think I'm not worthy?" ”

"No, no, no, big brother, you are a big man at first glance, even if there is a predicament in front of you, so that you can't soar into the sky, but after doing this tattoo, you will definitely be able to become the most powerful ninja like Sasuke...... No, the best of the best! "I sincerely say that I silently recite the important words three times in my heart: the customer is God, no laughing! The customer is God, don't laugh! The customer is God, don't laugh!!

With this powerful self-hypnosis, I finally suppressed the pig-killing laughter.

"In a word, can you do it?" The tattooed man is as cool as his fan Uchiha Sasuke, "If you can't do it, then there won't be a tattoo artist in this Black Rock City who can do this kind of tattoo, I'll go somewhere else to find someone who can do this kind of tattoo." ”

I coughed, got back to business, and said, "I can do it." But, as you can see, the conditions of our little shop are very basic, and since no customer has ever asked me for this in the past, I am not prepared for this. If you must get an eyeball tattoo with me, I have to prepare a clean room in advance and disinfect all the tools, as well as myself, from head to toe, before I can give you this tattoo. ”

The tattooed man dissed me: "After you finish this tattoo, will I be blind?" ”

"Not 100 percent." I confidently said, "If you lose your sight after the operation, I will destroy your eyes and pay you!" ”

"......" he hesitated.

I smiled and took out a piece of paper, wrote down my name and phone number, and handed it to him: "You can come to me again after you think about it, anyway, I don't have the conditions to do this kind of tattoo for you now, in the few days you are considering, whether you decide to get an eyeball tattoo here or not, I will prepare the tools for you first." ”

"Hmm." He took the note and left.

At least take it, and if you accept it, it means that he will think about it seriously.

I know the reason why he can't let me get a tattoo for the time being, because outsiders see that my shop is a small shop, and it doesn't seem to have any powerful equipment, so who can rest assured that I can get my eyes tattooed? After all, this is a tattoo on the eye, usually a grain of sand falling into the eye, it can make people uncomfortable to tears, let alone to make a tattoo on the eyeball, if you don't do it well, you will be blind, and it will be infected in other places, there is no hospital condition, who dares to do this kind of tattoo casually?

Eyeball tattoos, it sounds incredible, but there are such techniques in the world.

This technology appeared in 2008, but it appeared abroad, and few people in China can do this kind of technology.

This technique is very dangerous because of the risk of blindness, so it is necessary to have the equipment of the hospital to ensure the success of the operation.

So I still thank my peers, I didn't envy my talent, and I also recommended a special customer for me, hehe!

*

The next day, the tattooed man returned.

He made decisions surprisingly quickly.

"I don't think it's uncommon to be recommended by laymen, but people who can be recommended by so many tattoo artists at the same time should have excellent skills in this industry, right? So I still want to give it a try, and if you can do it successfully, I may be the first person in China to have an eyeball tattoo. Sounds cool, doesn't it? The tattooed man looked at me and said.

I nodded: "Yes, after doing this eyeball tattoo, your next step should not be a forked tongue, right?" ”

The tattooed man's eyes lit up: "You even know that your tongue is forked?" ”

"Yes."

"And you'll do it too?"

"Yes."

"Wow!" At this moment, the tattoo man's eyes finally changed when he looked at me, and he felt that I could be a tattoo expert he could trust.

"Okay." He excitedly asked me, "How much more time do you need to prepare?" How much does a tattoo and tongue splitting cost? ”

I said, "The equipment is ready, it will take about a week to get ready." It is better not to do the tattoo and tongue splitting at the same time, you do the eyeball tattoo first, and then do the tongue splitting. As for the money, you can give as much as you want. ”