Qin Qi was woken up early in the morning, Qin Qi closed his eyes and said, "Okay, don't be kidding, hurry up and make breakfast, I'll wake up in a while." ”

Yingying said anxiously: "I'm not joking, your mother and father are really here, I saw it when I went out just now, I want to look very similar to you, or you look very similar to them, and they were rushing here just now, and they will be there in a while." Yingying shook Qin Qi as she spoke.

Qin Qi waved his hand and said, "I said don't be kidding, my parents don't know that they have been gone for many years, and even if they come back, they will send me a message first, you must have read it wrong." ”

As the two were talking, someone opened the door and came in.

"Baby, we're back."

That's what I said when I entered the door.

Qin Qi, who was talking to Yingying, was a little familiar when he heard this voice, turned his head and saw that a man and a woman were standing at the door, Qin Qi took a closer look at their appearance, and a long-sealed memory was unsealed, Qin Qi got up from the sofa as soon as he got up, walked up to the two and asked with a little surprise: "Dad, Mom, why are you back, and you don't tell me in advance when you come back." ”

Qin Qi's mother smiled and said, "Your father and I came to see you, of course I didn't tell you because I wanted to give you a surprise, be happy." Did we bring you a gift? After all, it's your birthday. ”

When Qin Qi heard this, he thought that today seemed to be his birthday, thinking that he was sleeping every day and forgetting the time, Qin Qi said, "Then Mom, what about my gifts, and do you have a cake to prepare?" ”

Qin Qi's mother took out a mobile phone from her bag, looked at Qin Qi with the mobile phone and said: "Don't underestimate this mobile phone, this is a mobile phone that can make calls across the world, this is recently researched by your smart mother, so I will take it as your gift." ”

Then he said to Qin Qi's father: "You idiot, don't hurry up and take out the baby's cake." ”

Qin Qi's father didn't know where to take out a cake, put it on the table, and said, "Even if I'm a nerd, won't you still marry me?" ”

Hearing Qin Qi's father's words, Qin Qi's mother complained to Qin Qi: "Baby, it's good that you follow your mother's IQ, otherwise I will worry about whether you will have a wife in the future like your father, but not everyone likes this kind of nerd as much as your mother, and the appearance used to look like I am another me compared to me." ”

said that he took a group photo with Qin Qi, and the similarity of appearance is 99%, absolutely mother and son, but there is still a slight difference that Qin Qi is more masculine, Qin Qi turned his face to Yingying and said: "Yingying went to ask Shushu to get up and eat cake." ”

Yingying was stunned and went to wake up a few people, after Yingying came out with the books, she saw Qin Qi sitting paralyzed on one side of the sofa, and on the other side was Qin Qi's mother, Qin Qi's mother was arguing with Qin Qi's father, and Qin Qi's father kept fighting back.

Yingying said in Qin Qi's ear: "Don't you go and persuade them, see how noisy they are." ”

Qin Qi said casually: "Don't worry, it's okay." ”

Although Qin Qi said this, Yingying was still a little worried and said: "I remember when I used to watch TV, I quarreled at the beginning, and then I started to fight, and then I divorced. ”

Qin Qi smiled and said, "It's just that my mother unilaterally beat my dad, as for the divorce, you can put my character on my dad and think about it." ”

It was said that Yingying really had to think about it, and after a while, she said: "If you get divorced, your character will admit your mistakes as soon as possible, and then say good things, and then you will continue to chatter, and finally do it again." ”

Qin Qi was surprised: "Yingying has deepened her understanding of me a lot in the past few days, what she said is basically the same, my father will indeed do this, and I have seen it dozens of times, so I said that there is nothing to worry about, will you just stand here at that time?" Why don't you go say hello to my parents? ”

Hearing Qin Qi's reminder, Yingying and several people immediately reflected, walked up to Qin Qi's mother and said in unison: "Hello aunt, I am Yingying (Shushu) (Lingling) (Che Che) (Youyou) (Little Angel) (Soul Soul). ”

And Qin Qi's mother, who was originally arguing, was about to kick Qin Qi's father, but before she could kick her legs, she heard the words of several people in the book, and stopped in the air, and when Qin Qi's father pressed his legs very calmly. And took out the apple that I don't know where to take, divided it into small pieces and handed it to his wife, Qin Qi's mother took a piece of the apple handed over to the book, and said with a smile: "It's all at this time, and it's still called aunt, it's a bit out of sight, just call mom directly." ”

Qin Qi looked at his mother's smiling eyes and knew that he wanted to be crooked, so he said directly: "Come back to your senses, I said that they are just like my sister, even if there is something in the future, it will be in the future, now they are simply my sister, Mom, don't think about it." ”

Qin Qi's mother looked at Qin Qi with a smile and said: "Of course I just regard them as my own children, my own daughters, I don't think about anything else, it's you who think crookedly, it's really bad to learn." ”

Qin Qi pursed his lips and took a piece of apple to eat, at this time Qin Qi also knew that his mother was deliberately digging a pit to tease himself just now, so he jumped in obediently, although it was nothing, but Qin Qi just felt unhappy.

But that's what else can I do with my mother, there is no way but it is impossible to accept it, so I looked at my father with contempt, which means "Look at you as a big man, even your wife can't control you or not." ”

Qin Qi's father also gave Qin Qi a look back, "You stinky boy, don't you know that your mother is in charge of me, and I am in charge of your mother?" ”

Qin Qi replied, "You are resisting, you are a man, how embarrassing it would be if this was spread." ”

Qin Qi's father squeezed his eyes, "Don't you know, didn't you resist at the beginning?" The end is that your mother went to sue your grandmother, I was first taught a lesson by your grandmother, and then when I went home, I was beaten by your mother, and I slept on the floor for another month, and your mother was angry. ”

Qin Qi replied in surprise, "It turns out that you were punished by my mother for sleeping on the floor, didn't you tell me at the time that you were sleeping on the floor because it was cool?" ”

Qin Qi's father said with tears in his heart: "Do you think I will tell you this kind of thing, if you kid doesn't laugh to death, I'll forget it." ”

Qin Qi opened his mouth to his mother and asked: "Mom, why did you marry my father, my father is not outstanding, and he is not very handsome (fortunately, I look handsome with you) (Baby perfectly inherited my beauty and perfect IQ. (What mom, is my word beauty good?) I think it's a little weird. (Baby don't care is just an adjective, I'm just talking about my perfection, don't care.) ）”

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