Shen Yan blushed: "That...... I'm afraid of the oil splashing on me, I don't want to learn to cook. ”

I quietly kicked Shen Yan: "Stupid, it doesn't matter who cooks when he gets married in the future, now let's please the tomb of King Ling first, doesn't he just mean that he hopes that his wife can cook." ”

Shen Yan put her hands on her cheeks, sighed, and didn't reply to me.

King Ling washed the pot, beat a few eggs in the bowl, shook the finely chopped green pepper into the egg, beat it well, then put clear oil in the pot, after boiling, and then poured the eggs and green pepper liquid into the pot together, and suddenly the smell of fried chicken filled the whole kitchen, so fragrant that my mouth watered.

"Grandma is old and can't eat anything too salty, but the old man's sense of taste has deteriorated, so it's better to put more salt." King Ling's tomb is like a vegetable market aunt, chattering endlessly, "That's why the things made by the old man are more flavorful." ”

I motioned with my eyes to Shen Yan to answer quickly, everyone said such down-to-earth words for the first time.

Shen Yan rubbed her nose, didn't speak, and threw two sticks of firewood into the stove.

I think Shen Yan and King Ling's tomb are weird today, Shen Yan used to be attached to the tomb of King Ling every day, and when King Ling's tomb farts, she felt that it smelled good, and she could smell it all day, but what happened today? It's rare for the tomb of King Ling to be so "gentle" once, and she didn't answer, I was really anxious. This tomb of King Ling is also strange, with so many words today, why did he suddenly change his sex? Could it be that he was influenced by Yan Xiangci?

Ouch!

This tomb of King Ling should really be good with Yan Xiangci in the future, right?

"Woman, what the hell do you want to think?" King Ling's tomb suddenly shoved the spatula into my hand, "Are you thinking about uncle?" Think about it, come to the uncle's room in the evening......" he raised an eyebrow at me, "but now fry the vegetables first, and follow the steps I just told you...... What a daze! Hurry up! When he said the last few words, he roared directly, and my ears were numb.

I took the spatula and looked helplessly at the remaining five or six dishes, among which there was a dish of braised pork, which I ...... How can it be burned? Let me fry fried vegetables, tomato scrambled eggs, this braised pork is an art dish, I can't cook it.

"Uncle Lingwang's Tomb, I'm a novice on the road, isn't it too difficult for you to let me learn so many dishes at once?"

"If you want to fry it, you can fry it, what is so much nonsense? Talk again and kill you! ”

"Oh......"

I first fried the vinegared shredded potatoes, although it was a little mushy and a little dark, but it was cooked.

I looked at Shen Yan pitifully: "Shen Yan, beautiful Shen Yan, Sister Yan, baby Yan?" Fry two for me? "I'm going to fry all the rest of the dishes, and I'll serve them later, so I won't scare people to death."

Shen Yan shook her head: "I'm a coffin child, so I can skip eating." ”

"I'll go! So what do you eat? ”

"Drink human blood and eat ghosts, hahahaha...... You idiot, I'm kidding you, it's been a long time since I've eaten a ghost, hahahaha...... With our kind of body, we can take care of it for several days after eating a meal, and I will accompany you to eat, which is for eating and playing. ”

“……”

I stood there speechless, and suddenly smelled a mushy smell in the pot, King Ling's tomb slapped my head hard, scooped a scoop of water and poured it into the pot, and with a "......" sound, white smoke rose from the pot. King Ling looked at me warningly: "Woman, fry it well, fry it with your heart, it's not delicious, Uncle twisted your neck." With that, he turned and went out.

Twisting his neck, twisting his neck, twisting people's necks every day, I haven't seen him really break anyone's neck!

In my heart, I slandered the tomb of the king.

Shen Yan laughed so hard that tears flowed out of her eyes: "Tang Chuyi, do you think Brother Tomb has become gentle?" Hahahaha...... I'm telling you, he'll never be as gentle as Ling San Ye's to you, haha...... But ah, he has changed a lot now, and when it turned out, Brother Tomb broke someone else's neck without saying a word. ”

I shuddered: "This tomb of King Ling, really twist people's necks with their bare hands?" ”

"But it's not, it's all over the body, on the face, everywhere."

I swallowed, scooped out the dirty water in the pot, cleaned the pot, and continued to stir-fry with oil: "Shen Yan, you are weird today, King Ling's tomb is out, and you are still willing to cook with me here." ”

Shen Yan touched her face: "Did I act like a sticky brother before?" ”

"It's not just very sticky, you can't wait to be one with King Ling's tomb!"

"Hey......"

"What the hell is wrong with you today? It's rare for King Ling's Tomb to say such a topical thing, and you don't answer. ”

Shen Yan rolled her eyes and looked at the ceiling: "I don't know why, I suddenly feel very tired and don't want to please him anymore." ”

"Huh?" I was confused, "What do you mean by that?" ”

"Brother Tomb saved me before, and I swore that I would be with Brother Tomb for the rest of my life, even if he hated me, I would follow him without abandoning him, but now I seem to want to break my promise...... Well, I don't know what to tell you, it's, it's ...... I don't seem to like him all of a sudden. ”

"Oh."

I didn't know what to say, so I let out an oh and continued to stir-fry.

The dishes were fried messily by me, but I figured out Shen Yan's matter. I guess that Shen Yan used to have a deep admiration for King Ling's tomb, or maybe it was just because King Ling's tomb had saved her life, she was full of gratitude to King Ling's tomb, and she mistakenly thought that this gratitude was love.

"Tang Chuyi, do you think that Third Master Ling can give you a sense of security?" Shen Yan suddenly asked me.

I blurted out, "Of course! There is no one in this world who can give me so much security as Lingzheng? "Lingzheng's magic is powerful, when we deal with ghost things, he is always able to protect me well, and Lingzheng never messes with flowers and grass outside, when I encounter any difficulties, he is always the first to stand up and help me. The important thing is that he is also very attentive to my family and friends, which is the security that we girls need.

Shen Yan said, "But do you know? I followed my brother and never felt the security he gave me. ”

"Huh?"

"Only when a man is deeply in love with a woman will he give her enough security."

"Then didn't you say that you would wait for King Ling's tomb to fall in love with you?"

Shen Yan stretched and replied, "But I suddenly don't want to wait." ”

"Don't wait, what do you want?" OMG! This Shen Yan shouldn't see through the red dust and want to become a monk or something, right? Don't scare me!

"First sister, first sister!"

Qiangzi suddenly rushed in, interrupting my conversation with Shen Yan, and I asked Qiangzi what was wrong? Did his dad pass out again? Qiangzi said no, and cried as he spoke, I panicked and hurriedly held Qiangzi in my arms, "What's wrong?" Tell my sister? ”

Qiangzi wiped away his tears with the back of his hand: "First sister, my dad just called my mom, and my grandmother answered it, and she said...... Say, talk about my mother...... Woowoo woo ......"

"What's wrong with your mother?"

"My mom blames my dad for not picking her up, he just hanged himself."

"Huh? Why can't you think about it so much? How's it going? Did you send it to the hospital? ”

"I don't know, I said I was out of breath, I was sent to the hospital, I don't know the situation yet, woo woo......" Qiangzi took my hand, "First sister, I see that the handsome brother who came back with you has a car, can you send me to the hospital to meet my mother?" ”

"Okay, okay, I'll take you."

I hurriedly went to the incense room and told Lingzheng and my grandmother that I was going to the hospital to see Qiangzi's mother, and Lingzheng replied to me: "Okay, pay attention to safety." "Then he gave me the car keys, I took Lingzheng's car keys, went to the garage to pick up the car, and then drove the car to the road, Qiangzi and Yin Laosan were already waiting on the side of the road, Shen Yan and King Ling's tomb also came, and they all stood on the side of the road together. I told them to come up quickly, and King Ling's tomb opened the door of the cab and carried me out.

"Woman, sit in the back, uncle will drive."

I couldn't care about that much, opened the rear door, climbed into the car, and sat in the back of the driver's seat. Shen Yan sat in the co-pilot's seat, and Qiangzi and Yin Laosan sat next to me.

Qiangzi said that his mother was sent to the town hospital, Ling Wang's tomb opened the navigation, and drove directly to the hospital that Qiangzi said, halfway through, Yin Laosan received a call from Qiangzi's grandmother, saying that Qiangzi's mother had been transferred to the hospital, and the hospital in the town would not accept it, so he would be transferred to the county hospital, so Lingwang's tomb was rerouted and went to the county hospital.

King Ling's tomb has super good driving skills, and he drives the car like flying.

Half an hour later, we arrived at the county hospital, and by coincidence, we happened to meet Grandma Yin and Boss Yin at the gate of the hospital. Grandma Yin didn't know about Qiangzi's mother hanging herself, so she asked us what we were bringing their father and son for? It takes a lot of money to get on the road, right?

Pay back the money now! Really.

Yin Laosan was not ashamed or anything, and knelt directly at Grandma Yin's feet: "Mom, Xuemei hanged herself." ”

Xuemei is the name of Qiangzi's mother.

Grandma Yin was stunned for a moment, "Hanging? What did she hang herself for? What's the matter? What are you doing in the hospital when she hangs her home? ”

Qiangzi explained: "Grandma, my dad slapped my mom yesterday, my mom was so angry that she went back to her parents' house, and my dad didn't look for it, my mom couldn't think about it, she hanged herself just now, and my grandmother had already sent my mom to the hospital, and she just arrived." ”

Grandma Yin patted her thigh hard: "!" I said how did I see a bunch of people running in just now, so familiar, it turned out to be your mother! Hurry up...... Go and see, my poor daughter-in-law! Yin Laosan was about to get up from the ground, Grandma Yin glared at Yin Laosan viciously, "You kneel well for the old lady, if Xuemei can't come back, you will kneel here and kneel to death!" ”

Yin Laosan was very cowardly, afraid of Grandma Yin, so he really knelt there and couldn't get up.

Grandma Yin went straight to the service desk and asked where Xuemei was sent to rescue just now? Boss Yin thanked us and led Qiangzi to follow. Because I'm a yin girl, I usually don't dare to go to places like hospitals and cemeteries, the yin qi is too heavy, it will affect me, and I can't help it today, things are too urgent. I stood at the gate, waiting for Grandma Yin to come out with the news. Shen Yan and King Ling's tomb didn't go in either, they felt that it was none of their business, and there was nothing to worry about, and it was interesting enough to send them over.

Yin Laosan was still kneeling in place, and many patients and family members around him were looking at this side, and he was not ashamed, holding his head high and crying loudly. Soon attracted several security guards to come over to ask about the situation, and Yin Laosan began to cheat, saying that if the hospital could not cure his wife, he would tear down the hospital.

People think he's too worried about his wife, and they think he's quite infatuated or something.

But we know that he is too afraid of his wife.

Grandma Yin gave birth to three sons, and this Yin Laosan gave birth to two grandchildren, and this Grandma Yin regarded Yin Laosan's wife Xuemei as the hero of the Yin family, which was the meat on the tip of her heart. Usually when Grandma Yin is here, how dare Yin Laosan say nothing to Xuemei, this is yesterday Grandma Yin just went to the county seat to visit her eldest daughter-in-law, Yin Laosan turned the sky upside down and beat Xuemei away, it was really self-inflicted.

We waited at the door for nearly an hour, and Grandma Yin rushed out of the hospital crying and shouting, holding a bottle pole for hanging bottles in her hand, and went straight to Yin Laosan's body.

"I'll kill you conscienceless thing, why aren't you who died! You bastard! ”