Chapter 145: A Taoist friend who squatted in the pit

"Watch the door for me, don't let people in."

Liu Muyan shouted in the cubicle, at this moment, he could only make mistakes.

Auntie's blood was oozing out of her panties and running down her legs, and she had to deal with it before she went out.

Fortunately, there is no one in the men's bathroom, hey, there is a smell of smoke, right...... Didn't Zhou Lu just say to go to the toilet?

The first door just now can't be opened..................

Liu Muyan suddenly realized that Zhou Lu was probably squatting next door, and Zhou Lu's impatient voice next door sounded:

"I didn't expect you to be such a persistent girl, I didn't agree to talk to you, I chased you to the men's bathroom, alas, oh my God......"

Liu Muyan: "......"

Zhou Lu sighed: "Big star, I'm really going to kneel for you, I'm afraid of you, okay, make an appointment, now, hurry up and go away!" ”

Liu Muyan: "......"

"Speak! You're next door, I can't pull it out, you seriously harassed me, do you know, believe it or not, I called the police? Go away! Zhou Lu became irritable and raised his voice.

Liu Muyan: "......"

"I'm going to and it's not safe...... What do you want, you have to say what you think......"

Zhou Lu became more and more impatient, but there was still a section that was not pulled out, which was very unpleasant, and the whole person was not good.

"You...... Yes, is there paper? ”

Liu Muyan's faint voice came, and he was hesitant.

In the face of Zhou Lu's squirt, she sweated wildly, wanting to cry without tears, but she couldn't refute it.

However, it can be regarded as a good side, although Zhou Lu was angry and complaining, he agreed to the follow-up interview.

At first in the class, Zhou Lu had always been there, calm and calm, but now he was finally no longer calm and calm, and a small sense of revenge rose in her heart, although it was extremely out of place.

For now, we can only put aside other things and solve the actual urgent needs first.

Zhou Lu took a puff of his cigar and exhaled the smoke slowly, suppressing the shock and the irritability.

Liu Muyan finally spoke, but she asked herself for paper.

To put it this way......

Zhou Lu's heart lit up and he came to his senses.

Below the little sister of the actress,

Leaked sideways..................

It has a lot to do with yourself.

She didn't come to force me when she went into the men's bathroom, she should have just run to the wrong toilet in a panic.

Sprayed a little too much.

A pure and beautiful girl who is like a flower and jade, a delicate and touching girl, and a noble little actress who has won international awards...... It's a little hard for you too.

Zhou Lu apologized in his heart.

Sorry hah.

But you can't blame me entirely, who knew that the one that the Silver Dragon Cloud Explorer took away at random would be your aunt's towel.

And who told you to have bad intentions?

"You don't have a spare aunt's towel?" Zhou Lu asked.

"You, how do you know I'm coming to the Great Aunt? Spoil, just run out of ......"

Liu Muyan said aggrievedly.

"Alas, we can become a Taoist friend who squats in the pit, and there is indeed 'ape dung', for the sake of this, I will give you some paper."

Zhou Lu sighed for a while, took out a piece of paper, and stuffed it through the gap under the wooden compartment.

"Thank you, you're so nice,"

Liu Muyan's eyes were happy, and he quickly pulled the paper over, and his pretty face suddenly froze, "This ...... What is this......"

"It's the paper torn off from my math textbook, this semester."

"Count...... Mathematics Textbook ??? ”

"Well, this semester's, it's still very new, it's harder, the advantage is that it's not easy to puncture, I have twenty-seven ways to rub, I can teach you ......"

"Zhou Lu! You...... Are you deliberately humiliating me? ”

Liu Muyan interrupted Zhou Lu and wanted to rush over and kick him.

"Isn't one enough? Oh, maybe your ass is too big, but I've only torn two of them, so there's no way I'll give you the last one. ”

Zhou Lu's voice was innocent.

"You're too big for your ass! You're bad! You must have done it on purpose! ”

"What do you say, Ben Shao is helpful, you are not grateful, and you still say that I am bad? Give me back the paper! ”

Zhou Lu frowned slightly, and his voice became tough.

"You...... I...... Are you really rubbing this? Can this really be rubbed? ”

Liu Muyan heard that Zhou Lu was not joking, rolled her eyes, and asked depressedly.

"It's not steamed, it's boiled! The ancient royal family used wooden skewers or leaves to understand, what can't be rubbed? Besides, you're not here to wipe the air. ”

Zhou Lu's poem (shit) just now rose, and he tore two sheets from his textbook to go to the toilet, it stands to reason that he has money now and doesn't need to wipe the textbook, but there is no toilet paper temporarily, and he is also a little used to using textbooks, it doesn't matter, I don't mind, I don't think it's so important to wipe my ass.

Liu Muyan was extremely speechless.

She is a new actress, she is very popular, walks the red carpet, and kills countless films and memories in the spotlight, but she never expected to fall into such an embarrassing dilemma today.

I don't want to call the assistant outside the door loudly, this is a personal negative privacy, everyone outside hears it, and the assistant is not necessarily reliable, if this matter is rumored, it will be a big blow to her image, and the image is very critical to the acting career.

"Don't bother the second master, classmate Zhou Lu, can you help me buy a pack of sanitary napkins later?" Liu Muyan spoke softly, and even breathed a little low, there is no way, now I have to ask Zhou Lu.

"This kind of thing...... But if you don't leave, I won't be able to pull it out. ”

Liu Muyan: "......"

Zhou Lu pondered, when such a thing happened, he had an unshirkable responsibility.

But it must be reluctant to buy sanitary napkins for a girl who has a bad idea about herself.

His tone was slightly serious: "I can give you a sanitary napkin, but you have to say yes......"

"Ahh Do you have sanitary napkins on you? Great, give it to me! Emergency! ”

Liu Muyan was pleasantly surprised, in the case of urgent need, she didn't think so much, she would hold on first, and then talk about it, staying in the men's toilet all the time, it is not a way, this is an explosive entertainment news in itself, which will cause countless people to suspect and discuss in the outside world, and the paparazzi and unscrupulous entertainment reporters will definitely take the opportunity to exaggerate, distort, and smear to attract attention.

She is very familiar with the environment of the entertainment industry, because she lives in a family of quyi, her parents are also artists, and several generations have been mixed in similar circles, and she is the top family in the orchid gate.

"You have to say yes first, you can't misunderstand, you have to believe that this sanitary napkin is purely mine...... Picked up ......"

Zhou Lu planned to return the [Best Red Dragon] obtained from Liu Muyan to her, but it was useless, and there was this kind of Dongdong in the inventory, and it always felt strange in his heart.

It is not a lie to say that it was picked up, and it does not hurt my conscience at all.

"Good! I promise, I believe in you. ”

Liu Muyan readily agreed.

At this juncture, she had no time to think about why Zhou Lu, a man, would pick up sanitary napkins and put them on his body.

Hearing the affirmative reply, Zhou Lu pinched the corner of the best red dragon and carefully stuffed it under the partition.

Oh, and there's a fishy smell......

Zhou Lu wrinkled his nose, his face was full of disgust, and he took a hard puff of his cigar and exhaled the smoke to offset the bad smell.

It's also strange to say, after making a series of movements, the chrysanthemum was loosened, and the last piece flew out.

Zhou Lu breathed out a sigh of relief.

It may be the influence of helping others, well, good people have good rewards.

"Zhou-Lu! You're a kingβ€”eightβ€”eggsβ€”"

From next door, Liu Muyan's low roar seemed to be squeezed out between his teeth, accompanied by the sound of gnashing his teeth, obviously extremely ashamed.

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PS: Thomas jumped sideways and rotated for three and a half weeks and then flipped 720 degrees of faith and knelt on the ground to ask for a recommendation vote~