Thor: I'm Thor, I can summon thunder to kill enemies!

Voice of Mystery: You've been knocked down by a stun gun.

Thor: I'm Thor, and I'm invincible!

Mystery Voice: You've been hit by a car and missed.

Thor: I'm Thor, and I'm invincible!

Mystery Voice: You've been knocked off again.

Thor was confused.

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"What am I going to do?"

After drinking in the morning and going through countless drinking fields without defeat, he was humiliated by a mage with a delicious otherworldly wine.

I finally woke up a little in the afternoon, and when I came out for a walk, I was immediately hit by a car again.

The three scients in the car were yelling, but Thor was fine.

The Asgardians are inherently stronger than the earthlings, and Thor, the second generation of the king, is even more genetic, and his physical fitness has exploded since he was a child. I don't know how many times the physical fitness of ordinary people on the earth is he.

Four or five times should not be able to run away.

It's just that he has just been deprived of his divine power, and his body is in a wonderful state of weakness, and his defense is not good, but his vitality is still carried.

Perhaps, this is the so-called Chosen One. Even if the family's mine is sealed, jumping off the roof can't kill him.

"I ...... I...... I ......" Miss Jane opened her mouth, as if she could swallow a pear in one gulp. She couldn't describe her bad luck at all.

Bad visibility in the wilderness and bumping into people, that's fucking enough.

How can it be rare to go crazy once, drift through a corner, and hit someone again?

Or is it the guy who calls himself 'Thor' again?

Jane Foster's eyes glazed over, and then she saw Daisy and Eric beside her, as if they didn't want to know him.

Daisy took pity on her face: "By the way, have you paid the insurance premium?"

Miss Jane held her forehead, and she had nothing to love: "I suddenly remembered to buy a piece of equipment last month......"

Eric and Daisy: "......"

There is no national medical insurance in Laomei, and everything that happens depends on commercial insurance. The higher the amount of insurance, the more you will be compensated in an accident.

"Fortunately, I just got 10 million ......" Just as Miss Jian comforted herself so much, preparing to embezzle 'public funds' to save this unlucky big man, Mei Jiecao appeared.

Mei Jiecao was also dumbfounded: How much evil have you done? How many lifetimes of bad fate have you accumulated? Why is it that Miss Jane bumps into Thor in every parallel world?

Seeing Mei Jiecao sneaking out, Jane Foster couldn't care about the resentment she had just had with Mei someone, she was dumb, pointed at Thor, and finally held back a few words between her teeth: "Help do something!"

Mei Jie crossed his waist: "Why do you want me to do it?"

Lao Mei is a very dangerous place, if you drive recklessly and hit someone, you will be nailed to death by a lawyer in a few minutes, and you will be sued for bankruptcy. Thinking of the research fund she had managed to get her hands on, and thinking about the equipment she had just confiscated, Foster, who had a clear brain circuit, made a brain-dead move, and she pulled her collar, revealing a large patch of snow-white and a small half of black lace......

Help me get it done!

Money is not lost!

You can consider meat compensation!

"Poof!" Daisy squirted.

Dr. Eric was tempted to pretend he didn't know this guy.

Mei Jiecao rolled her eyes, just this bit of exposed meat, elementary school animals will not be hard!

He kicked Thor, "Hey, you're not dead, are you?" ”

"Uh, huh?" Thor actually began to come back to his senses, "How do I feel as if I have been hit by some evil witch driving a chariot?"

Hag?

Actually said that Miss Ben is a witch!?

Jane Foster in the driver's seat was about to blow up, gritting her teeth and squeezing her teeth to control herself from taking her foot off the brakes and off the accelerator again.

No! It was my traffic that caused the accident, and I endure!

"You're wrong! You hit the pillar when you came out to get a drink. "Mei Jie is nonsense.

"Uh, really? Probably not......" Thor swept drunkenly at Jane Foster's truck.

"Don't talk nonsense. Drink it and you're done!" Mei Jiecao took out a small keg of beer in front of Foster and the other three, poured a little, poured three 500ml bottles of vodka into it, mixed them together, and handed them to Thor.

Beer and vodka, guaranteed to be on top, this is a big killer in the drinking field!

Thor drank a bucket in one gulp.

"Good wine!"

Just as he tried to drop the bucket to indicate that he wanted another bucket, Thor collapsed.

Mei Jie snapped her fingers, and naturally a bodyguard came over and dragged away the drunk Thor like a dead dog.

Jane Foster was completely dumbfounded: "Are you sure he won't die after drinking so much wine from being seriously injured?"

"Oh, that guy is a bit special, I want him to die, at least drive a tank and run over him. Maybe there's still a chance. "Mei Jiecao doesn't care.

Miss Jane pulled her hair frantically: "Isn't it, the old lady has lost her chastity?"

"What?" Daisy was surprised to tear down the stage, "You're an old virgin? It's hard to find a virgin in middle school these days...... Oh God, no wonder you're so crazy!"

Miss Jane finally realized that she had made a mistake.

"No! I'm not!"

"I didn't!"

"I didn't say that!"

It is also a denial of the rhythm of the triple.

Jane Foster was a famous goddess when she was a student...... She is always distracted by science for the sake of science, and no normal boy can stand her. Even if she has the appearance of a goddess, there are so many things, if you miss it, you will miss it.

The female doctor can't afford to be hurt!

However, it is common not to want Bilian for the sake of scientific research results.

Miss Jane, who had no heart or lungs, immediately forgot about the car accident just now, and ignored the pitiful depression on the bumper, and rushed up to Mei Jiecao's side.

"Are you really a S.H.I.E.L.D. advisor, don't you think S.H.I.E.L.D. needs a real expert to help investigate falling objects from outer space?" said Miss Jane as she clumsily fiddled with her S-shape.

Originally, she was full of money, but her movements were not in place, giving people a kind of seizure rush, no matter how you look at it, it is a nerve!

Eric and Daisy next to them had already turned their heads away, and they didn't look at them, and they were clearly saying—don't say I know her.

Plum festival exercise to support the forehead.

He is also desperate, how do you feel that there are so many mentally disabled young people in "Thor"?

"You ......" As soon as he spoke, he saw a black mobile phone in Erica Yang on the terrace on the second floor of the hotel. Mei Mumu immediately changed his words: "Lose your company." I have an important phone call. ”

Then without saying anything, he shook off Miss Jane.

After Hugo helped him out, he entered the master room of the hotel and answered the phone: "This is Strange. ”

"I'm Carter. Mr. Strange, is there anything you'd like to report to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Peggy's voice felt unangry.

"I'm just a nominal advisor. The power to really ask me to do it is in the hands of the highest levels of Washington, isn't it?"

Peggy sighed, "For the sake of the earth, give me some real revelations." ”