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At this point, I breathed a sigh of relief and secretly admired Chen Yuhuang for being such a character! I can think of this ingenious way of drilling into the air, which not only saved the life of that Wang, but also slapped the black and white impermanence of the sycophant, which is really high!

But I still haven't figured out how this can offend Qiao Kun.

I asked the Yin soldier, "How did Duke Yu Huang offend your Boss Qiao?" Isn't this a good solution? Black and white impermanence and your boss Qiao are all the top ten yin handsome, the leader of a team, Yu Huang Gong stammered black and white impermanence, did he offend your boss Qiao? ”

"Alas......"

The Yin soldier sighed, and then said: "How do you know, the factional dispute between the Yin Division of the Netherworld is also extremely powerful, the ten halls of Yan Jun, each of them is the king, and the subordinate ten halls have their own protectors. The four major judges, led by Judge Cui, are not working together, and there are still a number of small judges under their hands. The Eighteenth Layer Hell Prison Master, the One Hundred and Twenty-Eight Little Hell Prison Masters, the Big and Small Prison Masters, the City God, the Land Lord, and the Ten Yin Commanders all have their own backers. Chen Yuhuang stammered the two masters of black and white impermanence, which does not mean that he is pleasing Boss Qiao. The black and white impermanence drills the door of King Qin Guang of the first hall of the Ten Palaces of Yan Jun, and the backer behind our Boss Qiao is the city king of the eighth hall. ”

I also sighed: "This is really a dispute everywhere, when you are alive, you have to stand in line, when you are dead, you have to fight, and you have to stand in line." It's really tiring to be a human being. ”

"It's tiring to be a ghost."

The Yin soldier wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth and continued: "This black and white impermanence is good friends with Judge Cui, and after the two of them came back happily, they went to see Judge Cui and added a life span of thirty years to that Wang!" Originally, he was a forty-four-year-old man who was going to die, but he lived until he was eighty years old! Ended up with a high life and died without a problem! This is also a later story, back to the point - after our Boss Qiao teased that Wang, he waited for Wang's soul to be captured back to the Netherworld, and then he went to sarcastically ridicule others, which was also a fun time when he was usually bored. As a result, this time, I waited and waited, and three days passed, and I didn't see the soul of the king to report for duty, so our boss Qiao muttered, saying that the person I was flirting with a few days ago is not dead yet, something is wrong! When a little Yin soldier heard this, he stepped forward and said to Boss Qiao. This little yin soldier is a tongue-chewing thing, running around the underworld all day long, inquiring about things everywhere, talking back and forth, it's a dungeon bag to inquire! He knew what was going on, so he told Boss Qiao again, and Boss Qiao knew that it was a mortal named Chen Yuhuang, who called him hard in the yang world! ”

I said indignantly: "How can this be said to be screaming, this is your Boss Qiao, why do you careless of human life?" ”

"That's not what I said, everyone has a fate, and those who are teased by Boss Qiao are damned, and they must have done something immoral in their previous life or in this life, so they suffered such retribution."

The Yin soldier said solemnly: "It's just that a person like Wang, who got Chen Yuhuang's finger reading, not only did not die, but lived until he was eighty years old, this must be because their couple did more good deeds in this life, otherwise, the old monk of the Great Xiangguo Temple would not have personally written a letter asking Chen Yuhuang to help." ”

I couldn't help but read the head, and it made sense.

The Yin soldier continued: "Although our Boss Qiao is tall and burly, his heart is not so big, he only knows that the person he teases cannot die without death, and he has thirty more years to live, and black and white impermanence also benefits from each other!" He felt that he was being treated as a fool by Chen Yuhuang and played a trick, so he couldn't calm down! He decided to meet this Chen Yuhuang in person. In the middle of the night, our boss Qiao arrived at Chen's house and saw the light on in the study of the Chen family's old house, and there was a figure in front of the window, sitting on a chair, as if reading. Our Boss Qiao was ruthless, standing in the air with a wave of air, and trampled down on the house with one foot, and the study collapsed! ”

I was taken aback and said, "This is too vicious, isn't it?!" What about Yu Huanggong? He is so capable that he won't die, right? ”

"Of course not."

The Yin soldier smiled and said, "What kind of person is Chen Yuhuang, he has long expected that he has interfered in the affairs of the underworld, and sooner or later there will be a retribution, which is a catastrophe." He even expected when and how it would happen. When our boss Joe trampled on the house, he wasn't in the study at all. ”

"Huh?" I was amazed, "Who is the person sitting on a chair reading in the study?" ”

"That's a stand-in." Yin Bing said: "Chen Yuhuang calculated that Boss Qiao would go to him for trouble, so he made a plan in advance and found a stand-in to die for himself. In the study, he deliberately turned on the light, and got a straw man to put on his clothes, and sat on a stool, reading. Boss Qiao didn't know what to do, and trampled the house down, and it was just a straw man who was stoned to death! ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but smile.

Yin Bing also smiled and said, "Just when our Boss Qiao was a little proud, he saw a person walking out of the thatched house, and the man sighed as he walked: Oh, why did the study collapse when I got into a thatched house?" What did I, Chen Yuhuang, do, and suffer from the jealousy of gods and ghosts, so that there was such a catastrophe from heaven! It's just that if you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a blessing in the future! Since I have escaped this catastrophe, I must be safe in the future, right? Chen Yuhuang is also a ghost elf, and when he said this, he heard it to our Boss Qiao, which means that I did something that made you unhappy, and you also trampled on my house, even if we flatten it, no one will provoke sleep in the future. ”

I said, "That's right." ”

The Yin soldier said: "But these words hurt our Boss Qiao's self-esteem, our Boss Qiao can kill the wrong person when he sees it, or the head of the Night Wandering God, when he heard what Chen Yuhuang said, he thought that Chen Yuhuang was deliberately mocking him, and immediately retreated with shame on his face." After coming back, he told the other fifteen night wandering gods about this matter, asking everyone to come up with an idea, and they had to treat this Chen Yuhuang so that they could save face. Then it was Nonaka-sama who stepped in. Lord Ye Zhong said that he would go to meet Chen Yuhuang to see how capable this person was. Lord Ye Zhong was even more ruthless, he also came in the middle of the night, he didn't see Chen Yuhuang at all, but made a thunderbolt, as if it was a thunderstorm in the sky, and then directly set off a yin fire and burned the entire Chen family's old mansion to the ground! ”

I was furious and said, "This is too vicious, isn't it?!" ”

"Yes, in the Night Wandering God, Lord Nozhong is the most ruthless." The Yin soldier sighed: "When he came out, he just wanted to burn all the people in Chen Yuhuang's family to death!" It also makes an illusion, as if it was a fire struck by lightning. So, don't offend the ghosts and gods, otherwise, the consequences will be quite terrible! It's like someone walking on the road, a car comes over, the car bursts, the tire flies out, and the person is stoned to death, you say, isn't this unlucky? But who knows, is it a ghost who wanders by day and night? ”

I said, "Then my pair of yin and yang eyes are of great use, and if you want to make trouble for me, I can also see it." ”

"Isn't it, Chen Yuhuang is also a yin and yang eye." The Yin soldier said: "However, this house is burned in vain, not a single person from the Chen family died, and the Chen family's property basically did not have any loss. ”

I was stunned and said, "What's going on?" ”

The Yin soldier said: "Chen Yuhuang knows in advance again, it's really an unpredictable ability!" He took all the valuable things in the house during the day and put them in the underground secret room, and all the people in the family, big and small, old and young, also hid in it! There was no loss of property, no casualties! ”

"Clever!" I exclaimed, "This has burned down the house again, you Boss Qiao can be regarded as stopping, right?" ”

"Nope." The Yin soldier said: "Boss Qiao is getting more and more annoyed, and he feels ashamed and thrown into the underworld!" The dignified Night Wandering God, no more than a mortal, spread out, is a joke of the entire Netherworld! The third time, it was Lord You Guang who went, Lord You Guang didn't have so many words, and he didn't have so many things, he went, and just did one thing, killing people and taking his life! He wants to kill Chen Yuhuang himself, and then destroy Chen Yuhuang's soul! ”

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