Chapter 148: Women's Clothing Boss (Subscription Requested!)
TBBT Apartments.
Staircase.
"Imagine that if he said yes, next summer, we'd be able to enjoy life without Sheldon all summer. β
Howard excitedly described as he went upstairs, "I can sit on the left side of the couch." β
"We could have gone outdoors more. β
Rajesh wisted.
"I was able to go to the toilet at 8:20. β
Leonard echoed with a smile on his face.
"Huh. β
Listening to such a humble dream of the three of them, Owen smiled unkindly.
"Owen, what are you laughing at?"
Howard asked, "Don't say you don't like this life. β
"I'm fine. β
Owen smiled reservedly.
Compared with the three of Leonard, although Owen also mixes with Sheldon most of the time, he still has a lot of rich and wonderful spare time, and understands the excitement of the three of them 'getting rid of the clutches', but he is familiar with the plot and knows that the three of them are just a fantasy.
"Of course you're fine!"
Rajesh said enviously, "If I were you, I wouldn't be messing around with Sheldon every day." β
βyeahοΌβ
Howard nodded and agreed: "Rather than being tortured by Sheldon, I would rather be abused by a murderous sister to suffocate~"
"Wait. β
Leonard said with some displeasure: "In your hearts, what is our friendship, is it a last resort when you are bored and helpless?"
"Isn't it?"
Howard asked rhetorically, "If you had to choose between a friend and a murderous girl, who would you choose?"
β......β
Leonard opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything to refute it, because if he was to choose, of course he would not hesitate to choose the murderous girl.
"So what is our friendship......
Leonard was a little confused.
"It's simple. β
Rajesh introduced it figuratively: "If it were me, I would first send you greeting cards every holiday, and after a few years, you will be like death to me." β
This seems like a joke, but there is also something very realistic in it, that is, friendship and other feelings, you need to spend time and manage them carefully, otherwise no matter how deep and strong the feelings are, they will dissipate due to time and distance.
That's why Owen has been bothering to hang out with Sheldon!
"You can kill us right now!"
Leonard mocked with a roll of his eyes.
"Guys, you're too struggling. β
Owen interrupted: "It's not a child, what are the multiple-choice questions, naturally you want them all, you don't think you're going to die alone, right?"
"It's hard to say. β
Rajesh muttered.
He has selective ceticism, he can't talk to women at all without drinking, and it's impossible to say that he doesn't worry.
βcome onοΌβ
Howard complained: "Except for Owen, among the few of us, you have the most sexual encounters, and even if you can't talk to women, it's good to find a deaf and dumb girl, or even a women's clothing boss."
Don't tell me, at the last Comic-Con, you didn't call the women's clothing boss who cosplayed as a green Orion woman and slave......"
"What?!"
Leonard grinned.
"We just kissed and that's the end of it!"
Rajesh exclaimed, "I'm not gay!who made him so cosplay, I didn't even realize he was a man!"
"We know. β
Owen quipped: "So last time Dr. Hofstadter said that you and Howard were 'husband and wife', didn't we clarify it for you~"
Among all the people, Rajesh did have the most sexual encounters, he could not talk to women without drinking, but he was praised by drunk women one after another as "the best listener" good man.
Rajesh is not a picky eater, first he was captured by the 200-pound Sailor Moon with Howard, and then he was taken away by an equally heavyweight woman in the bar, and after waking up, he found that he couldn't break free of the other party's thick and powerful arms, and he was able to curl up in the other party's arms and continue to sleep with a smile......
Coupled with the women's clothing boss incident at the last Comic-Con, it can be said that as long as the other party is a person, Rajesh will probably not refuse!
Creak!
The door to Room 4A opened, revealing Sheldon's quizzing gaze.
"Why don't you come in?"
Without waiting for everyone to speak, Sheldon said with a smile: "There is good news for you, I have temporarily accepted the invitation to go to the North Pole for scientific research. β
βyeahοΌΓ3οΌβ
The three Leonards cheered.
Owen looked at them sympathetically.
"But I formally propose that the four of you come with me. β
Sheldon looked around.
"What?!Γ4!"
This time, Owen is not calm.
"I need a team to assist me, and the four of you are my best bet. β
Sheldon explained.
"Ahem. β
Owen coughed lightly and interrupted: "Sheldon, I don't have to go, they and you are both from the physics department, and I'm just a mathematician, so it's useless to go." β
Just kidding, if he remembers correctly, after three months at the Arctic research station, the three Leonards were almost tortured by Sheldon and collapsed, and they all began to plan various plans to torture Sheldon.
What's more, one night the heating was cut off, and in order to maintain their body temperature, the four of them could only huddle together to keep warm......
The picture is so beautiful, Owen can't even imagine it, let alone joining!
"You're useful!"
Sheldon raised his voice, "Compared to the three of them, you are the most useful!"
"Thank you. β
Owen smiled bitterly: "But the most important thing in this scientific research is experimental observation, which is your and Leonard's specialty, Howard can be in charge of the equipment, Rajesh can assist you in observing celestial phenomena, and in mathematics, you are actually very good......"
"I know. β
Sheldon bowed his head and said, "But we still lack a muscle! You are our muscle, and when the 1,500-pound polar bear pounces on us, I hope you can use your kung fu to go up and protect us." β
"That's right!"
"I agree!"
"We're going to go together!"
The three Leonards chimed in.
"Muscle bodyguard~"
The corners of Owen's mouth twitched, and he glanced at everyone speechlessly, thinking that he was a dignified Fields Medal winner, the solver of three millennial math problems, who would have thought that in Sheldon's eyes, he would be the role of a muscle bodyguard......
"Think about it, and you'll give me the answer. β
Sheldon walked towards the bedroom.
"You're not really going to go, are you?"
Howard saw that everyone looked thoughtful, and he was not calm.
"Reminder, I haven't entered the bedroom yet, and I can still hear it. β
Sheldon's voice came.
"Damn Vulcan hearing. β
Howard muttered, and after hearing the door slam, he repeated the question.
Leonard and Rajesh were inclined to agree because this scientific research would bring great glory if it was successful, and Owen thought twice and chose to agree.
How does the friendship between friends improve? It is all accumulated step by step, plus the catalyst at some critical times!
In this Arctic expedition, if all four of Leonard go and Owen chooses not to go, wouldn't this be isolating himself from the group?
Isn't it just three months, Owen, who had an Internet in his previous life and could stay at home for a year, said that this is all trivial, as for the unbearable heating night, as long as you have the heart and money, it can be avoided completely!
"Well, gentlemen, what is your choice?"
"I joined. Γ3οΌβ
"Howard?"
"Okay, I'll join in too. β
In the eyes of everyone, Howard reluctantly agreed.