Chapter 545: Poisoned by Lao Tzu.

I saw this scene in my eyes, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but curvature, and a mysterious smile appeared on my face.

Sample, Brother Xi and I have a barbecue technique, superb, reaching the peak, you are a monster beast who only knows how to eat raw meat, how can you resist the fatal temptation of grilled fish?

Don't resist and surrender to my grilled fish.

With a smile on my face, I beckoned to Bai Xian'er: "Come, come, come, Bai girl, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy, it's not interesting for me to eat alone, you can also come and eat together." ”

"I'm not going, who rarely eats your broken fish." Bai Xian'er's tone was tough, but her gaze swept towards the grilled fish.

After listening to her words, I secretly felt funny in my heart.

Bai Xian'er's eyes never left the grilled fish for a moment, obviously drooling greedily, but she was embarrassed to come over to eat, typical duplicity.

My eyes flickered, whether I could get rid of her, all counting on the grilled fish, and immediately said: "There are three grilled fish, I eat two of them and am full, and the remaining one, if you don't eat it, it will be wasted, as the saying goes, waste is shameful, saving is glorious, you better come and eat." ”

Bai Xian'er swallowed her saliva and hesitated, but finally couldn't resist the temptation of grilled fish, and walked over with her feet twisted.

"Thank you Miss Bai for your face, you can taste my grilled fish, Fei Yan is full of praise for my barbecue skills." I handed her the grilled fish, a harmless smile on my face.

Bai Xian'er unceremoniously stretched out her hand to take it, and snorted lightly: "This girl came to eat your grilled fish because she was afraid of wasting it, don't think that a grilled fish can buy me, even if you eat it, I won't spare you." ”

"Understand, you can eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold." I urged.

Bai Xian'er did not doubt it, and elegantly tore off a piece of fish meat and put it in her mouth, biting lightly, chewing and swallowing slowly.

"Yes, that's it, open your mouth, take it in your mouth, and feel the taste of the fish tumbling in your mouth." I watched from the sidelines, my heart fluttered, beauty is beauty, and the food is so beautiful.

Bai Xian'er chewed a few bites, and suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she was surprised: "It's delicious, it's really delicious, fat but not greasy, crispy but not burnt, I have never eaten such a delicious grilled fish, your craftsmanship is amazing." ”

Immediately afterwards, Bai Xian'er was no longer reserved, because the grilled fish was so delicious, and after eating a few bites, she devoured it regardless of her image.

After a short while, a grilled fish was swept away by her.

"Yes, although you are often a scoundrel, you still have advantages, at least the barbecue skills are first-class, I underestimate you."

Bai Xian'er was full of praise for my craftsmanship and said, "With your exposed hand, I will consider treating you well in the future, but the premise is that you have to bake delicious fish for me every day." ”

"I'm afraid I'll disappoint the white girl, I'm entangled in vulgar things, and I'm very busy, but I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here." The smile on my face suddenly disappeared and was replaced by a sneer.

Bai Xian'er was stunned when she heard this, and asked, "What do you mean by this?" ”

"Don't you understand what it means? I'm leaving, so I won't play with you. "I slapped my ass. strands of dirt and stand up.

"You dare! You can't go anywhere without my permission! ”

Bai Xian'er also stood up suddenly, but in the next second, she suddenly stumbled and sat on the ground again, her face suddenly pale and bloodless.

"Do you feel lightheaded and weak?" I looked at her condescendingly and asked lazily.

Bai Xian'er's face changed, she instantly understood everything, and said sharply: "You...... Shameless, you poisoned the grilled fish! ”

"Congratulations on your right answer, that's right, I added some special condiments to the grilled fish, strong sweat medicine."

I crossed my hands on my hips and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, sample, tell you to talk to me, this time I was finally poisoned by Lao Tzu, right?" What do you think? Doesn't it taste good to be poisoned? ”

"You...... Dirty tricks, I'm going to kill you! ”

Bai Xian'er was extremely angry, and struggled to stand up, but the strength in her body seemed to be evacuated, and she couldn't move at all.

"Hey, you're still hard-mouthed when you're dying, are you sincerely forcing me to sin?" I rubbed my hands together and approached Bai Xian'er with a malicious expression.

Seeing this situation, Bai Xian'er's pupils suddenly contracted sharply, and she was shocked in her heart, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... What do you want? Don't mess around. ”

"What do you ask me for?"

I came to Bai Xian'er and squatted down, pinched her chin, and smiled cruelly: "Then I will tell you with great mercy, in fact, Lao Tzu's nickname is that the golden gun does not defeat the little overlord, seven times a night Xiaolangjun, hehe, you say, I am killing you first and then killing?" Or kill first and then annihilate? ”

"Destroy first...... No, no...... Kill ...... first No, no...... Don't. ”

Bai Xian'er's eyes were full of fear, she spoke incoherently, and she had a posture of being scared to cry.

She has cultivated for thousands of years, coming in the wind and going in the rain, she is used to seeing strong winds and waves, and at this moment, she feels deep despair and helplessness.

But she couldn't move, she could only watch me, and a devil's claw reached out, stretched out into her arms, and cried out with a flirtatious face:

"Oh, white girl, I really don't see it, not only are you beautiful, but this pair of white rabbits is also quite big, but I don't know if it's elastic? How soft is it? I'm a good person, I want to find out if I encounter a problem, you are ready, I will measure the size for you, hey, how do you look at me with such eyes, rest assured, my measurements are free. ”

"Thief! I don't share the sky with you! ”

Bai Xian'er saw me with a lewd face. Swinging, almost darkened, fainted.

If she can move now, she will probably burst out as soon as possible and pounce desperately.

At this moment, Bai Xian'er's heart was broken.

"Get ready, I'm coming."

I grinned and deliberately slowed down, touching her chest little by little.

"Thief! I, Bai Xian'er, swear that I will kill you! ”

Two lines of tears appeared in Bai Xian'er's eyes, and she slowly closed her eyes, obviously unwilling to see her humiliated appearance.

She was ready to be humiliated, but after a while, she noticed that I had not done anything for a long time, and immediately opened her eyes.

But I accidentally found that my face was. The smile has disappeared at some point, and has become extremely calm, with a clear gaze without the slightest impurity.

"I've almost bluffed you, I'm angry, and we're even."

I said to her lightly, picked up a branch from the ground, quickly poked into her arms, and picked out a small cloth bag.

The bag was opened and poured to the ground, scattering five or six delicate porcelain vases.

(End of chapter)