Chapter 195: Cracking the Witch Gu
It was another cup of tea, and more than a dozen maids and women held dozens of plates of big fish and meat in front of the leper monk.
When the leper monk saw so much fish and meat, he was as happy as a child for a while, grabbed a sauce elbow, tore a big bite fiercely, and waved the sauce elbow while chewing and said, "Put down the plates, put them on the ground, sit in the middle of the sprinkler, and put them in a circle around the sprinkler." ”
The little maids had already seen it to their stomachs, and after hearing this, they did not wait for the nurse to signal, and directly put the plate in their hands on the ground, and the leper monk jumped into the middle of a pile of plates, sat cross-legged inside, and held a gnawed pig bone and spit with meat flowers, and said, "Where's the wine?" Are you going to die of thirst? ”
Hongfu looked at it again and again, and leaned into Yun Niang's ear and said, "He hasn't eaten for half a year, right?" How is it the same as a starving ghost? ”
Yun Niang pulled the corner of Hongfu's clothes and signaled Hongfu to silence.
The leper monk sat alone in a circle of fish, eating meat and drinking wine, when suddenly a fish bone stuck in the leper monk's throat. The leper monk grabbed a steamed fish with one hand, released the wine jar with the other hand, jumped deep and jumped to the beauty, and the free hand reached into his throat and picked at the thorns.
A series of disgusting sounds came from the mouth of the leper monk, and Hongfu couldn't help but bury her face directly in Yun Niang's back. In this way, I can still hear the sound of the leper monk picking his throat, hiding behind Yun Niang, and blocking his ears with his hands.
Thinking that the fish bones were pulled out, the leper monk touched his mouth with his dirty sleeve, and couldn't help complaining: "This fish is delicious, but there are too many bones, it's not good, it's better to roast chicken." ”
The nurse hurriedly ordered to go down and said, "Hurry up and make roast chicken, go to ......."
After speaking, he walked to the side of the leper monk, handed another jar of wine, and asked cautiously: "Senior monk, these wine and meat are almost eaten, hurry up like a way to save our young lady." ”
The leper monk took the wine jar, poured it violently, put down the wine jar, and said to the nurse: "The sprinkler family is only half full, if you urge it again, the sprinkler family will leave with wine!" After saying that, a thick and loud wine burp rolled the sour smell of rotting flesh in the stomach and sprayed at the nurse.
The nurse didn't dare to cover her nose, so she only laughed and said: "The meat on the stove is here, and the chickens are also slaughtered and burned, but it takes some effort, why don't the monks take advantage of this effort to see our young lady, what's wrong?" ”
The leper monk grabbed the last piece of ribs, gnawed on the meat on it, and said, "Do you still need to see this?" This female benefactor of your family has been tricked. ”
Li Shi walked over and said, "Monk, what you just said is true?" ”
The leper monk loosened the gnawed bones, and the 'gang' fell to the ground, and then jumped on the beauty and said: "The Sprinkle family never says big things, believe it or not." ”
The nurse crossed over to Li, walked to the leper monk, and said in a low voice: "We believe, we will definitely believe!" ”
"This is about the same, if you can manage the tea and rice of the Sprinkle family for a month, the Sprinkle family will avoid embarrassment for you to break this witch Gu, the Sprinkle family is a person in the Buddhist sect, and the Buddha taught the Sprinkler family to 'save a life, better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter'. The Sprinkle family is willing to purify the female benefactor of your family, it depends on whether you are willing to take care of the Sprinkler family's tea and dinner. ”
Li had seen the ritual of the leper monk just now, and although it was absurd and uninhibited, he pulled Zhou back from the ghost gate. Thinking about this, he held down the nurse and said to the leper monk: "If the master can subdue demons and eliminate demons for the house, the house will definitely entertain you with tea and dinner." ”
As soon as the leper monk heard that the conditions had been negotiated, he immediately squatted on top of the beauty and said, "Look at that female benefactor, her face is dark, her eyes are red, and she keeps saying some yin nonsense in her mouth, this is a witch Gu." ”
The nurse kept nodding, and Li also listened attentively to the analysis of the leper monk.
"When I met this female benefactor just now, she had been dragged out of the door by two little ghosts, if I hadn't happened to meet her, I am afraid that this female benefactor would have arrived on Huangquan Road at this time."
"Our young lady was fine just now, I don't know why she suddenly lost her breath."
"You tied her hands and feet, that's why she died."
"Miss herself is confused, I don't know if I scratch my face, I'm afraid of ruining my face, what will I do in the future?"
The leper monk suddenly stood up, stood high on the beauty's embrace, pointed to the nurse and said: "Confused, if you don't tie her up, she is a big living person, and the little ghost can't take her away, you tied her, she can't move, and she just happened to be taken away by the little ghost." ”
"No wonder, Miss kept shouting just now that she was not allowed to tie herself, and said that I was a monster."
"You're not a monster, it's a monster standing next to you, you can't see it, but the female donor can see it."
Li Shi asked earnestly, "What the hell is going on with this witch Gu?" ”
"This is the matter of your house, when the Sprinkle family was outside, I felt that your house was full of ghosts, and when I just walked to the gate, I saw two little ghosts hooking the soul of the female benefactor. Beat the little ghost, lead the soul of the female benefactor back, and enter the courtyard, and you still block the Sprinkler family from entering, how can this be true! ”
"Monk Haihan, the slaves were dizzy and collided with the monk."
Li Shi still held on to the question just now: "How did this witch Gu be planted on the side concubine, can the master use the magic eye to take a second look." ”
The leper monk sat on the beauty hug again, crossed Erlang's legs, used his filthy nails to pick out the flesh between his teeth, and finally pulled out a strand of meat between the teeth of the big teeth, took it to his eyes and looked at it, and then put it in his mouth with a look of pity for abandonment. I touched the taste of the shredded meat with the same few teeth, and after swallowing it with relish, I said leisurely: "You don't need the magic eye, the naked eye will do it, go and call all the people in this courtyard!" By the way, take another jar of wine, sprinkle some wine, and your eyes will be brighter. After speaking, it was like playing drunken boxing, taking a few steps backwards in a row, a dizzy backflip, crooked beside Liu Liangren, and said with a scoundrel look: "Little lady, you are a little goblin when you look at the family!" ”
Liu Liangren was once again molested by the leper monk, stretching out a majestic five-finger mountain, and the peaks and peaks under his neck were also murderously stretched on the bandeau.
"Liu must not be rude." Li immediately stopped it, and then said to the leper monk: "Master must not be rude, this is the beloved of our house." ”
The leper monk was surprised at first, and then said to the Li family with an apologetic face: "It's rude, the Sprinkle family still thinks this little lady is a big girl!" ”
Misunderstood as a maid, Liu Liangren's face turned green with anger, and he reluctantly put away his Wuzhi Mountain and stood behind Yun Niang and Hongfu.
The nurse had an order, and she had no intention of looking at Liu Liangren, and shouted at the yard: "Come here, give me everything." ”
Twenty or thirty maids stood in a row in the courtyard tremblingly, and the leper monk jumped directly from the beauty and walked back and forth in front of the row. Then he pointed to one of the mothers-in-law and said, "Come out!" ”
The mother-in-law answered and took a few steps forward. Like a dog, the leper monk stretched out his nose and sniffed it several times from top to bottom. Then he said with a black face: "What you have in your arms, take it out!" ”
The mother-in-law was shocked and said back: "You monk, you are crazy and don't know what to say, why should I listen to you?" ”
The nurse walked up to her mother-in-law and said fiercely, "Don't you listen to me?" ”
The mother-in-law said in a panic: "Don't dare, don't dare!" It's just that I didn't think of anything. ”
The nurse has just seen the ability of the leper monk to come back to life, and at this moment she has obeyed the words of the leper monk. Said to the row of people in the back, "Hold her down and pull it out!" ”
A few stout mothers-in-law held down the mother-in-law desperately, and then the nurse reached out to grope herself. As soon as he reached into the placket of his clothes, he touched something made of silk, and when he took it out, he saw that it was a delicate purse. Looking at the workmanship and needlework again, it is concluded that it is not usually worn by the mother-in-law.
"Monk, that's what you're talking about?"
The leper monk didn't expect to catch the evidence so quickly, and nodded happily.
"What's wrong with this purse?" The nurse rummaged through her purse and couldn't see why.
"Open it and take a look!" The leper monk pointed.
The nurse quickly untied the tether and saw that there were a few pieces of rock candy inside.
The woman was so frightened that she quickly knelt down and said, "Spare me, I'll take a few pieces." Don't dare next time. ”
The nurse didn't bother to pay attention to these petty thefts, and continued to ask the leper monk, "Monk, it's rock candy." ”
The leper monk said helplessly: "The Sprinkle family asked you to open it, so that you could take it apart." ”
The nurse suddenly realized, rushed into the house like crazy, took a wire cutter, and in front of the public, she panicked and picked up a few stitches, because she was too nervous, the wire cutter scratched her fingers without noticing. Along the sideline, the whole purse was opened, and the nurse viciously pulled out a small piece of yellow cloth from it. Throw away the purse and the wire opener, hold it in his hand and look at it, and then hold it in front of Li Shi without crying, crying and crying: "Mom, someone wants to kill our young lady." ”
Li took it and looked at it, the yellow cloth had the three words 'Zhou Yukou' written on it, the two sides were Zhou's birthday eight characters, and the bottom was written with four deficit words 'no return'.
Sure enough, it was a witch Gu, but I didn't expect such a vicious thing to happen under my nose. Li Shi held the yellow cloth fiercely and asked cautiously, "But this?" ”
The leper monk nodded and said, "It's this, you see the two little ghosts above, they are the two that the Sprinkle family met just now." You can't go wrong. ”
The nurse was furious, walked up to the mother-in-law, slapped two bloody slaps fiercely, gritted her teeth and said: "To tell the truth, spare your life, if you dare to hide half a word, I will make your life worse than death." ”
The corners of the mother-in-law's mouth were dripping with blood, and she said with a blank face: "I don't know what's going on with this purse." ”
"Fart! You say you don't know, how did it come to you? Could it be that the purse has long legs and flies into your arms by itself? Say it! The nurse said fiercely, but she still couldn't dispel the hatred in her heart, pulled off the golden hairpin on her head, and stabbed it in her mother-in-law's face.
The mother-in-law screamed in pain, and ran to Li again and again to beg for mercy: "Mom." I don't really know. ”
Li Shi had a cold face and said, "Tell the truth, otherwise I won't be able to protect you." ”
The mother-in-law hugged Li's leg and fainted all of a sudden. Dead on the ground, motionless.
The nurse was so angry that she scooped a scoop from the water tank in the courtyard and splashed it directly on the mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law was hit by cold water, slowly opened her eyes and woke up, and said with a shudder: "I really didn't know that there was this thing in this purse, and if I knew, I would definitely not pick it up and carry it in my arms." Isn't this asking for your own death? ”
Li asked, "When did you pick it up?" Where did you pick it up? ”
The mother-in-law was already frightened to death, and she didn't dare to hide it, so she poured a bean and said: "I came to open the courtyard door this morning, and as soon as I walked to the door, I saw this purse falling behind the door, and I picked it up by myself in a moment's confusion." Hide in the hem of your clothes. ”
"Is that true?"
"Mom. If I tell a lie, I won't die well, and my whole family won't die well. ”
The wet nurse did not give up, squeezed around Li and said: "Mom, this matter is not so simple, if this mother-in-law picks up such a valuable purse, why don't you hand it over?" ”
"Mom, I'm greedy for a little cheap, I have the wrong idea for a while, I really don't know anything!"
The nurse kicked away her mother-in-law and said in tears: "Mom, our Zhou family is just this young lady, married to the palace as a side concubine, and after only a few days, she was framed by someone and tried to kill her." If my mother hadn't tortured this mother-in-law today, she would definitely not have been able to pry her mouth open. ”
When the mother-in-law heard the word 'execution', she was half frightened to death, and knelt beside the nurse's lap crying and begging: "Mom, I really don't know, you just beat me to death, and I don't know." ”
The nurse pulled out her leg vigorously and said viciously: "Then try to kill you, I want to see if it is your hard mouth?" Or is my board hard? It's too late for you to say now! ”