Chapter 330: Flying Divine Cow
We walked over and were just about to ride up.
The fat woman suddenly grabbed me, and I turned my head to look at her, and found that she had a sinister smile on her face, which made people shudder.
"You ride this." She pointed to the cow.
I was scared and my heart ached!
"Watch out for the cows!" ββThe words that Fan Wusu said suddenly appeared in my mind, which made my little heart even more unbearable!
"Whew!" The vicious cow squirted at me!
Terrible!
"If it's a gentleman, give it to me!" The fat woman said disdainfully, "This is the best cow in my entire ranch, even if our pavilion master comes, I won't necessarily let him ride this cow, stinky boy, being able to let you ride this precious cow of mine today is a blessing that you have cultivated for eight lifetimes, don't be ashamed!" β
I laughed and said, "Indeed, this cow is extraordinary and rare in the world at first glance, and it is indeed my eight lifetimes to be able to ride it...... Oh no, it's a blessing that is hard to repair for a hundred lifetimes. But are you sure you didn't want my life when you let me ride a cow? β
"Do you think I'm like that?" The fat woman asked with a glare.
I nodded.
The fat woman's face sank, and she twitched the corners of her mouth and said, "Yes, that's right, the old lady just wants to kill you!" I don't know if the young sect master fell for your evil arts, but he is willing to believe your words! But I don't believe your nonsense! In my eyes, you are the evil way that disturbs the order of yin and yang, and an evil way like you is the best thing to be killed by Ah Pang! β
Ah Pong?
Ha, this cow is really called Ah Pong!
I couldn't laugh or cry, I didn't expect that I would meet the famous Minotaur in the underworld in this way!
Looking at the way the cow was spewing out, I could now understand why Fan Wuxu turned around and ran away.
"Go up, don't let me look down on me." The fat woman said.
I had no choice but to climb onto the back of the cow.
When the three of us were seated, the fat woman patted the cow on the back, and the three oxen carrying us immediately spread their hooves and ran.
Jing Chenxiang shouted, "Eldest sister, aren't you with us?" β
That's right, the fat woman just lifted us on the back of the ox, and now that the three cows had set sail, she remained where she was, watching us leave with a gloomy face.
"No, these cows know how to go up the mountain, and they will send you into the mountain gate safely." The fat woman's voice grew farther and farther away, and soon, she also disappeared from our field of vision.
These cows are running faster and faster, and under their hooves it is as if they are born with the wind, no, not with the wind, but really flying with the wind!
These cows actually flew!
I finally understand why Fan Wuxuan said that these cows will do light work, where can they be regarded as light work, they are simply flying god cows!
At this time, an unfamiliar voice suddenly popped up in my mind: "Where is Fan Xiaoba?" β
I was stunned for a moment, looking left and right, on my left is Lin Shi, on my right is Jing Chenxiang, I recognize their voices, but the voice just now is extremely unfamiliar, and now we are riding on the Flying Divine Cow, in mid-air, there is no fourth person.
I thought about it, and the only thing that was talking in my head just now was Ah Pong under my crotch.
I lowered my head and asked, "Are you talking to me?" β
The voice in my head said, "Nonsense, who else but me?" Where is Fan Xiaoba? β
I said, "I don't know." β
The voice said, "Do you believe I'm going to throw you down right now?" And your two companions? β
I said, "Even if you throw me down, I don't know where he went!" My feet grow on him, do I care where he goes? β
The voice asked, "You really don't know where he is?" β
I said, "I don't know." β
"Okay." The voice reluctantly compromised.
I asked suspiciously: "Fan Xiaoba said that you owe him 500 taels of gold and have not paid it back yet, why do I look at you, but you look like the one who collects debts?" β
The voice became angry when he heard it: "What? Is that really what he told you? What do I owe him 500 taels of gold unpaid? Obviously he owes me 500 stacks of forage that he hasn't paid back! It's been 500 years, it's been 500 years, and I asked him to return my forage, but he said that I hadn't returned his gold yet, so he was still unwilling to give me back the forage. What is gold? Isn't it just a few yellow stones? β
I was dumbfounded when I heard this, and now I finally understand why Fan Wusu avoided Ah Pang, not because of who owes whom, but because it doesn't make sense for Niu Danqin at all!
"That's it, let's not talk about that." The voice asked, "What is your relationship with Fan Xiaoba?" β
"Also...... So so! "I temporarily changed my words, because I was afraid that this voice would think that my relationship with Fan Wusu was too good, and let me pay the debt on behalf of Fan Wuxuan, it would be terrible!
The voice said, "Normal, what kind of general?" β
"It's just so-so."
"Be specific! Or I'll throw you down!" β
"Let's fall!" Let me be happy!
The voice realized that the threat didn't hurt me, so she changed her words: "Then I'll throw him!" β
As soon as the words fell, Jing Chenxiang screamed, it turned out that his cow suddenly trembled, but the amplitude was not very large, because he was not able to fall down at once, it was just to scare him.
But even so, Jing Chenxiang turned pale with fright, hugged the cow's neck tightly, and cried and said to his cow: "Big brother, calm down!" What the hell is wrong with you? Suddenly crazy? Woowoo woo ......"
Poison!
This trick is really poisonous!
Lin Xian is a ghost immortal, and it is not easy to fall to death, but Jingchen Xiang is different, he is just an ordinary mortal!
I had no choice but to compromise: "Actually, Fan Baye and I are not very good, that is, he will come to me for a drink or two when he is free!" β
The voice asked, "That's it?" β
"Hmm."
The ox finally settled down, and he lay on the back of the ox, as if he had been fished out of the water, and his clothes were soaked. Wretched!
The voice said, "Even if it's just a relationship of one or two drinks, it's definitely not an ordinary relationship." I've known that guy for so many years, he practices the law, and I've never seen him dare to sit down and drink with anyone, and it's unprecedented that you can have a drink or two with him. Okay, I'll hold you, I don't believe that bastard won't come out! β
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Is this a blessing or a curse for me? It's so good, and it's got another cow!
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I don't know how long it flew, but we finally landed.
The place where it landed turned out to be a small town.
Uh, or a small town?
At this moment, I almost thought that I was back in the civilian town at the foot of the mountain, until I saw that the stalls on both sides of the street were selling rune paper instead of tourist souvenirs, and I was sure that we had crossed the barrier set up outside the gate of the Flying Immortal Pavilion and entered their inner circle.
but
What's going on in this town full of life?
I imagined that when I came in, I would first pass through a magnificent gate, and then directly enter a sect, what kind of treasure pavilion did this sect have, what kind of cultivation ground for disciples, and what kind of main hall and side hall...... But what is it like to be in this town full of life? It's completely different from what I imagined!
"What's wrong?" Lin Shi asked me.
I came back to my senses and told him what I was thinking, and after he heard it, he laughed and said, "Tu Baozi!" Haven't seen the world! As soon as you heard it, you knew that you had never visited a decent sect, did you think that all the disciples in these immortal cultivation sects were directly open to the valley and didn't need to eat? Do you think anyone can make it to the valley stage? Not everyone can successfully enter the Bigu period, so before entering the Bigu period, the disciples in these sects are like ordinary people, they have to eat and drink Lazar. As long as you need to eat, drink and Lazar, you can't do without the market, so every gate set up in the deep mountains will have a place dedicated to providing daily food, clothing, housing and transportation. Obviously, we have entered the mountain, but we have not yet reached the mountain gate, but it is not far away. β
"I see." I blushed a little, and said to myself that I really hadn't seen anything of the world.
Just as the fat woman said when she mocked me, we are just the side door and left path that does not enter the stream, and the side door and left path cultivators have always been alone, there is no specific place to cultivate, generally a master and an apprentice, which is like these famous and decent people, all of whom are founding mountains and sects, and gathering people to cultivate.
Sideways and decent people don't get along, so of course I've never seen this kind of scene.
"That's it, Brother Jing, you should know how to go, right?" I turned to Jing Chenxiang's. In the past, Fan Wusu had pointed out that as long as he found the right way up the mountain, the road behind could be led by Jing Chenxiang.
Jing Chenxiang nodded, but his face was sad: "But it's getting late now......"
That's right, it's been a day of tossing, and it's getting dark again!
If I'm single, it's okay to travel overnight, but now I'm in a group of three with three cows, so I have to take care of my companions.
But...... What the hell is Jing Chenxiang shy?
That's right, even if night falls now, I can see the extra shyness on Jing Chenxiang's face!
I wondered what a big man was shy, and suddenly remembered that Jing Chenxiang still had an identity, that is, he was still a "prospective groom"!
Although I don't quite understand what his marriage is all about, and I am not very optimistic about his marriage, it seems that Jing Chenxiang still has affection for his fiancΓ©e. As long as there is affection, he will definitely not be able to tolerate himself to meet his sweetheart in a dirty manner, and Jing Chenxiang has been lost in the mountains and forests for three days and three nights, I don't know how he spent those three days and three nights, but the only thing that is certain is - he didn't take a good bath!
I think that Jing Chenxiang is not in a hurry to enter the Flying Immortal Pavilion at the moment, he must want to find a place to settle down first, wash himself first, change into clean clothes, and then go to see his fiancΓ©e.
Well, fulfill the wish of the groom-to-be.
So, we looked for a place to live in the town, only to find that all the places that could provide shelter were crowded with people!
When I asked, I learned that they were all people who came to attend the wedding of the Young Pavilion Master of the Flying Immortal Pavilion and the Young Sect Master of the Wuding Sect.
Me: "......"
Now I know what great characters I have encountered along the way!
Jing Chenxiang's appearance doesn't look like he came to marry someone else's young master!
It's funny and infuriating.
All the guests arrived, but the groom-to-be was lost for three days, and the funniest thing was that all the places to stay were crowded with guests who came to the wedding, and the groom-to-be didn't even have a place to take a shower and change clothes!
This is not only funny, but also ridiculous!
I'm a little skeptical about whether this marriage can be done now, but looking at Jing Chenxiang's hot appearance, I'm embarrassed to ruin his happiness - you said, the guests are all here, no matter how willful and dissatisfied the eldest lady of the Feitian Immortal Pavilion is, it is impossible to temporarily regret the marriage like the eight-o'clock bloody drama, right?
Forget it, none of this is my concern.
The most important thing now is to find a master!
Who is married to whom, what does it matter to me, it's a big deal, after I find my master, I will come to drink Xiaojing with a glass of wine, it will be so beautiful~~