"Got it, I'm not going to do anything dangerous! You can rest assured, even if I do it, I will do it under the condition of ensuring my safety, not without the slightest certainty. ”

"In short, you are not allowed to do anything that threatens your life! Wife, I didn't care before you married me, but now that you are my wife, I will take care of you, I don't want to see you hurt, and I don't want you to leave me. ”

Su Wenrou turned her head and glanced at Mo Tingyuan on her shoulder, she said while picking vegetables: "I have a sense of proportion!" ”

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

Does being measured mean that she will still do dangerous things? He always felt that she was not in the right mood today, could it be that something happened to her outside?

Looks like it's going to have to be checked,

…

An hour later, five dishes and one soup were served to the table by Su Wenrou and Mo Tingyuan, and as soon as the two of them sat down to eat, Lu Niansheng's voice sounded from outside the door: "Brother! I'm coming! ”

Mo Tingyuan frowned, why is it so difficult to live a two-person world with his wife? And he came when he came? What do you do so loudly? Could it be that he still wants him to go out to meet him?

Mo Tingyuan looked at Lu Niansheng with a hippie smile with a dark face: "What are you doing here at night?" ”

"Escape!"

"What's the hard way to escape? Are you being chased by a ghost? ”

Lu Niansheng pouted, walked to Mo Tingyuan's side and hugged his arm and began to feel aggrieved: "Brother, let me tell you, I'm more terrible than being chased by a ghost, do you know what inhumane things my uncle did to me?" Boom ......"

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

"Talk as you speak, what a word!"

"Okay, here's the thing, I got off work this afternoon, I went back to my apartment, and as soon as I went in, I was hugged by a big fat girl! I was scared to think I had gone to the wrong house, but then I looked at the familiar decoration and realized that I hadn't gone wrong!

Then when I was thinking about how the big fat girl got in, the big fat girl started to get sick, she was wearing a sexy pajamas dangling in front of my eyes, and the fat on her face and stomach was cut off by absolutely dozens of pounds! If you have to ask me to find an adjective to describe her, it is miserable, no, forbearing, and seeing!

Brother, can you imagine a pig dancing in a sexy pajama in front of your eyes? The point is, I wanted to kick her out, but she gave me a wall knock! Look at my face, and my neck, it's all pinched by that big fat girl!

So brother, for my poor sake, you just take me in, right? Well? ”

Su Gentle: "......"

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

Lu Niansheng: "......"

Why is the air suddenly quiet? What he feared most was the sudden silence of the air, wasn't he talking enough to be emotional? Well, that's not the case, he's just looking for an excuse to stay and eat!

was stared at by his brother like this, he admitted that he was cowardly, Lu Niansheng confessed honestly: "Okay, I admit that the truth is not as I just said, there are no big fat girls, only countless blind dates, I was really annoyed, so I came over!"

Brother, I don't understand, why didn't you get married when you were twenty-eight years old, and your uncle didn't introduce you to a blind date? But you want to introduce me? It's still a bunch of them! I feel like I'm so tired! Ask for comfort. ”