Chapter 196: Bad old man

Chu Nan looked at the storyteller whose yin qi had completely disappeared, and three question marks appeared above his head.

In a word, you said that the book is very good, and it dissolves the yin qi of the storyteller for thousands of years?

It's too simple, isn't it?

Chu Nan is still thinking about fighting to the death with the storyteller!

"Aha!"

As the sky gradually brightened, the storyteller knelt on the ground and laughed wildly, tears appeared in the corners of his eyes, and his face changed to the complexion of a normal person.

"Thousands of years!"

"For thousands of years, you were the first to praise me for my good stories!"

"I try to tell a story, just to get praise from others, but after listening to me tell a story, others will only think that my story is ugly, and it is better to bark as a pig!"

"Finally... Finally satisfied! ”

The storyteller cried like a child, stood up, took off his black top hat, bowed deeply to Wang Xinling, to Chu Nan, and to all his audience!

When the light came, there was no screaming, and the storyteller smiled and waved his hand to Chu Nan.

"Thank you!"

"Ugh..."

"May you become a master storyteller in your next life!"

Chu Nan sighed with emotion and blessings, he didn't expect that the matter would be solved so easily, and he didn't expect that just a compliment could make the storyteller turn around.

It seems that the ghost with obsession wants to crack it very easily, force, not all!

"He's gone?"

Wang Xinling watched the storyteller disappear in front of him and muttered.

I don't know why, I feel that the storyteller is quite pitiful, so like storytelling but lives in such an era, causing him to become a powerful ghost just to get a compliment, and no one has said a word of thanks and praise to him for thousands of years.

"Alright, the haunted thing is settled, and you can all go!"

Chu Nan withdrew the lightning strike and said lazily.

Vomit~~~

Liu Feng squatted on the ground and clasped his fingers in his mouth, trying to spit out the black unknown little insect he had just eaten.

Who knew he was eating not peanuts but bugs?

Thinking of the fact that the insects tasted good just now, Liu Feng's face turned green.

"Big brother, why didn't you remind me just now! I've eaten a dozen bugs, and I'm sick to death! Liu Feng said with a grin, and Chu Nanqiang couldn't help but laugh.

"Look at how delicious you eat, I remind you of what you are doing! Besides, the storyteller is still in front of you, should I tell you that it's a bug? Don't startle the snake! ”

"Don't worry, that bug isn't poisonous, but you might have diarrhea..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Feng rushed into the toilet holding his stomach, and then there was an indescribable sound.

Poof...

Poof...

Whoa...

"Ah~~~"

Listening to Liu Feng's intoxicated moaning voice, Chu Nan quickly stayed away from the toilet next to him with a feeling of nausea.

Everyone else had already left, but Chu Nan sat on the playground waiting for Liu Feng, and Father-in-law Sun got up to work and slowly came up from halfway up the mountain.

Sitting on the playground, Chu Nan took out a cigarette and squinted his eyes and smoked.

Suddenly...

"Who!"

Chu Nan turned his head abruptly and found that there was no one behind him, and secretly said that he was too vigilant, who knew that in front of him, there was an old man with gray hair.

The old man looked very energetic, wearing a black robe, his eyes were shining, and his face full of wrinkles smiled at Chu Nan.

"Kid, it's terrible!"

"Tut-tut, Sao Nian, I see that your bones are amazing, your face is unique, and a spiritual light flies out from your heavenly spirit cover, you are a rare genius in a hundred years! Come on, come on, I have a peerless martial arts book here, and I only need 998 to take home, how about it? Interested? ”

The old man's words almost flashed to Chu Nan's waist.

"Where's the crazy old man?" Chu Nan looked at the old man in front of him, and thought secretly with a strange expression.

He rolled his eyes and waved his hand.

"I'm sorry, I don't buy it!"

What peerless martial arts, what 998, I'm afraid that the old man is a patient who escaped from a mental hospital, and it is scary to come out in the middle of the night, if Chu Nan hadn't learned that the old man was a human and not a ghost, he would have taken out the lightning peachwood sword and fought with him, it is estimated that he has watched too many movies of Xing Ye.

"Boy, don't you really want it? This is a peerless exercise! ”

The old man looked at Chu Nan with a smile and said.

"Get out! You're a bad old man, you're bad! I don't believe what you say! Chu Nan snorted and said, like this kind of bloody plot, he Chu Nan will not be deceived.

I, Chu Nan, am not a big fool!

"If you tell me to get out, I'll get out, so wouldn't I be very faceless? I don't care about it today, old man, you have to buy my peerless exercises, or give 998! The old man said cheekily and did it next to Chu Nan.

"Yo, you're looking for a fight, aren't you? Don't think I don't bully the elderly! Anyway, this angle is a blind spot for photography, even if you touch the porcelain, you can't touch it! ”

Chu Nan pointed to the camera that happened to be blocked by a tree and said threateningly.

Who knew that Chu Nan didn't make a move, the old man took the lead!

Sting...

The old man's hand stretched out suddenly, and the speed was like a shadow hitting Chu Nan's eyebrows accurately.

Shout!

In the blink of an eye, sweat appeared on Chu Nan's forehead, because the old man's palm was like a knife and coldly attached to his forehead! It was as if it only took a second for him to be opened.

"Sao Nian, let me ask you if you sell it, right?" The old man showed an expression of victory.

There is no way, his life is in the hands of others, Chu Nan just gritted his teeth and nodded, took out a thousand yuan and handed it to the old man.

Syllable!

A gold mei bottle fell to the ground.

"That's not right! Hey, hey, got it wrong! The old man said with an embarrassed smile.

Looking at the golden mei bottle on the ground, Chu Nan was full of black lines.

Where did the old man come from, not only a master, but also a... Old pervert...

Syllable!

Eighteen forbidden...

Syllable!

Less fu white...

There are countless photos of beautiful women in the old man's clothes, and after digging for a long time, he still hasn't found the peerless martial arts in his mouth.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward.

One after another, students walked in with steaming breakfasts, and Chu Nan looked at the old man who was still looking for a black line.

"I said, otherwise don't look for it, I'll spend money to break the disaster!"

The bad old man searched and searched and still didn't find it, Chu Nan said speechlessly.

"No, you doubt my credibility! I must find that peerless martial art today! ”

"Where did you put it? I just went to the toilet and I still have it! ”

The old man said anxiously.

In the toilet, Liu Feng groaned comfortably, found that he had forgotten to bring paper, and suddenly saw a book on the opposite side, and walked down to tear off the book and wipe his buttocks.

"Cool! Hey, big brother, why haven't you come home yet! ”

Liu Feng looked at the old man and Chu Nan and said suspiciously.

"You... You....you actually used my peerless martial arts to wipe your ass! The old man was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and looked at Liu Feng's half of the peerless martial arts cheats and said in despair.

Chu Nan: "..."

Where is the bad old man in front of him? But what's going on with the sudden unreliability?!

(End of chapter)