Bowling alley.

The crowd is teaming up to bowl, and the other team is led by Sheldon's current arch-rival, Will Witton, and given Sheldon's 'love-hate' relationship with Will Witton, this battle is crucial!

If you lose, everyone will suffer Sheldon's endless complaints, abbreviated: Annoy you!

"This time we have to play a full hit. ”

Leonard put his arm around Penny, who was about to play, and reminded.

"I know. ”

Penny replied.

"Concentrate, don't rush!"

Leonard added.

"Stop talking, don't put any more pressure on me!"

Penny got up and shouted in a bad tone.

“ok！”

Leonard was stunned for a moment and laughed at himself: "I'm sorry, I'll just shut up~"

"That's not what I meant. ”

Penny also knew that her tone was heavy, and apologized.

Leonard had a sense of foreboding, got up and walked over to Penny, and said with a begging face, "Tell me what to do, and I'll do it!"

"I know it's not fair to you, but I'm sorry~"

Penny covered her mouth and ran away.

"It's a breakup, isn't it?"

Rajesh raised his hand weakly.

"Don't be too sad. ”

Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted, "This is not the first time, and it certainly won't be the last!"

“......”

Leonard's sad expression froze, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I really can't figure it out, why doesn't Penny love me?"

"Because you're a good person. ”

Owen is serious nonsense.

“so？”

Leonard was puzzled.

Owen hit the nail on the head and said: "In this world, women like to issue good person cards to spare tires, and when they call men good people, it also indicates that this man has not entered their hearts." ”

"Good Guy Card~"

Leonard was confused, "Why can't I get into Penny's heart?"

"There are many reasons for this. ”

Owen said implicitly: "You don't have any of the things that can hit their hearts with their appearance, figure, wealth, etc., let alone the best speed parameters to go into their hearts." ”

"Optimal speed parameters?"

Rajesh was surprised, "What's that?"

"Velocity is equal to distance divided by time, and the same velocity value can have a variety of different distance and time parameters. ”

The corners of Owen's mouth curled, and he smiled meaningfully: "When you have the longest distance and the longest time like me, after mastering this optimal speed parameter, even if you don't have the external conditions of appearance, figure, and wealth, you can still pass through the thousands of flowers without a single leaf." ”

"Poof!"

The water in Howard's mouth suddenly squirted out, and he coughed and said, "Ahem, ahem, this is okay?! I remember that there was only a shortcut, right?"

"Huh. ”

Owen joked: "In the past, it may have been a shortcut, but in modern society, the shortcuts that no one took before and some people took have been stepped on by the world as a road to Rome." Like Leonard, do you say he didn't take a shortcut?"

"I'm leaving. ”

Leonard also heard the connotation of Owen and the others' words, and muttered: "And every time it is very, very hard! It's foreplay dancing again, it's Google technology again, and I sincerely thank you and write a thank you letter after each time, I really worked hard!"

The last time I confessed to Penny 'I love you' during the intermission, I would have worked harder if my previous PE teacher had told me that physical exercise had been used for this purpose!"

"Got it?"

The corners of Owen's mouth curled, and his voice changed: "Of course, there are no absolutes in everything, and from another point of view, Leonard can also be said to have taken no shortcuts!"

"What do you mean?"

Leonard was surprised.

"I don't understand this?"

Sheldon glanced at Leonard with disdain: "Leonard, I must say that since you and Penny became boyfriend and girlfriend and had regular coitus, your IQ thinking has degraded too much, and you were dumped by Penny, which may be very beneficial for your identity as a scientist." ”

Leonard roared with an ugly face, "Sheldon!!"

“ok，ok。 ”

Sheldon raised his hand and said the key: "Just now Owen mentioned the two parameters of the best speed, which are the longest distance and the longest time, and mentioned that the so-called shortcuts are no longer an interesting topic for shortcuts if they are taken too much.

The reason why Owen says that you are not taking shortcuts in some way is obviously referring to the fact that you have not achieved any of them.

In terms of the longest distance, when you have this parameter, you automatically distinguish yourself from others and walk out of a path that no one else has taken, that is, create your own shortcut.

And the longest time is better understood, I think even you, the brain that has been dulled by long-term regular coitus, should understand, right?"

“holy shit！”

Howard exclaimed, "This makes so much sense, I am speechless!"

Rajesh smacked his tongue and said: "Although this topic is a bit dirty, this statement is really amazing! For individuals whose distance has been determined, aside from the constant of the longest distance, the longest time and the optimal speed do have a certain inverse proportional function relationship~"

"Hmph~"

Sheldon snorted, "Owen, I must admit, this is an interesting subject, and perhaps we can experiment with Leonard." ”

"Agreed!"

"Agreed!"

Howard and Rajesh raised their hands and laughed.

"Hey, Leonard, where are you going?"

"Leave you!"

Leonard got up to leave, and when Sheldon asked, he turned around and glared at the crowd and shouted, "I bet I'll be more competent than you when I leave here, even if it's Penny, she doesn't want to respond in the same way when I confess 'I love you,' at least she says 'thank you'!!"

"Ahh

Rajesh asked weakly as he saw Leonard slam the door.

"Too much?"

Sheldon was puzzled, frowned and thought, "Where?"

"We ......"

"Wait!"

Rajesh was just about to explain, but was interrupted by Howard, only to see Howard looking at Sheldon and laughing playfully: "Let him think for himself, see if he can figure it out~"

"I'm afraid we'll have to wait until tomorrow!"

Owen laughed.

"He's not going to die, is he?"

Rajesh said with a worried look.

"It doesn't matter. ”

Howard joked: "The crash can be restarted, anyway, it doesn't have any effect!"

"Actually, I'm more concerned about Penny than Leonard. ”

Owen laughed.

"Why?"

Rajesh looked at them in bewilderment.

"Huh. ”

The corners of Owen's mouth curled: "Although this time it was Penny who took the initiative to break up, after all, after a long time, there is still a relationship between her and Leonard, so this breakup will be uncomfortable for a while." ”

“so～”

Howard has the 'superpower of hitting crookedly', and muttered thoughtfully when he heard this: "I heard that Penny heals after every breakup~"

"Penny's Healing!"

Rajesh blurted out, and then said with a wistful expression: "I really want her to use me as a healing tool, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower~"

Howard couldn't help but nod and said, "yes~"