Home run? What does it mean to play?

Fu Yuhan knew that he didn't understand what a home run was as soon as he saw Mo Tingyuan's bewildered appearance, and he explained to him: "Home run means that men and women do everything, do it all once, and then make the last move!" Now, do you understand what it means to hit a home run? ”

After listening to Fu Yuhan's words, Mo Tingyuan looked at him with suspicious eyes: "You are so good at coaxing women to be happy, and you know home runs, is it possible that you are carrying He Sinian outside the little three?" ”

Fu Yuhan: "......"

"Fart! Lao Tzu only loves my family Nian'er alone in this life! How could it be possible to find a mistress outside? ”

"Since you didn't look for a mistress, how do you know so many ways to pursue women." Thinking of this, Fu Yuhan coughed slightly embarrassed and said: "My family dislikes my need too much every day, a week, I can only touch her three times, in order to touch her a few more times, I have to find a way to coax her, and when she is happy, I can hit a home run!"

And coaxing people is a thing that can make your own woman happy and make yourself happy, so why not coax? Ting Yuan, I think you are just a piece of wood, otherwise why would Su Wenrou divorce you if she is so good-natured? And why should you go back to pursuing her? You never bought anything for her? Coax her? Give her romance, right? ”

Fu Yuhan said that the head was the Tao, he said while tasting Mo Tingyuan's treasured red wine, at home, his Nian'er would not let him drink, since he came to Mo Tingyuan here today, he must drink a little more, and after going back for a while, he told his Nian'er, saying that Mo Tingyuan forced him to drink, so that his Nian'er would not be angry.

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

Mo Tingyuan thought about the gift he had given Su Wenrou in his mind: "Fu Yuhan, who said I didn't give my family Rou'er a gift?" I sent it! Also sent a lot! ”

Fu Yuhan said "yo": "I can't see it, you actually gave Su Wenrou a gift, let's hear it, what did you give Su Wenrou?" If you give a good gift, I will also buy it for my Nian'er, presumably what Su Wenrou likes, my family Nian'er should also like it. ”

But when Mo Tingyuan told the gift he had given to Su Wenling, Fu Yuhan was stunned, because Mo Tingyuan said: "The gifts I gave to Rou'er are basically pets, such as giant pythons, wolves, tigers, as well as mice, termites, caterpillars, and inflatable dolls!" As well as myself. ”

Fu Yuhan: "......"

He finally knows now that Su Wenrou and Mo Tingyuan divorced, she was afraid that she would continue to be with Mo Tingyuan, and then be scared to death by him, so she divorced, right?

Would a normal person give his wife such a thing? Wouldn't it be right? So what does Mo Tingyuan want to do?

Murdering his own wife?

Fu Yuhan saw that what Mo Tingyuan said was not like he was joking with him at all, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Tingyuan, these things you just said, when you gave them to Su Wenrou, she didn't react?" ”

"Yes, she was so scared that she ran away from home."

"Why did you give her those things when she ran away from home in fright?" Mo Tingyuan replied seriously: "Because she will be afraid of giving her those things, and she will rely on me once she is afraid, so is there any problem with sending those things?" "I want to talk about "Rebirth and Ghost Marriage: Tsundere Ghost Husband Seeking Light Pet" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "Youyue Literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~