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Yan Chun felt pain in his head and opened his eyes. I rolled to the ground. Fortunately, I didn't fall anywhere? He rubbed his forehead, which was a little painful, and just hit the foot of the table. Yan Chun was a little aggrieved and said to Jin Feng, who opened his eyes and was lying on the quilt: "Did you kick me down?" ”

"You're talking nonsense, when have I ever kicked you? I kicked you early in the morning, I was like you. I don't want to be good for others. "What did Jin Feng think? Seeing Yan Chun's angry appearance, he couldn't help but be a little funny: "You deserve it!" I always think about some good dreams at night. When he said this, he still got up: "There is a bottle of revitalizing oil in the drawer of the dresser, which is used to invigorate the blood, and the effect is very good." Use it to rub it. ”

Jin Feng thought that Yan Chun was very serious, so he got up and shook his plump body and walked to the dresser, took out the drawer, and took out a bottle of activating oil from it: "You can use it yourself, the effect is very good." ”

Yan Chun said that he wanted to save face, but he still moved his hand and sat up: "This is good, get down." Unscrewed the cap, and smelled a pungent smell of steam, and couldn't help blurting out: "It's better to have a wife, if I go to buy these things myself, I will definitely buy them cheaply, and it's only five or seven or eight yuan." ”

"You fart!" Jin Feng couldn't help choking him: "This invigorating oil was used by my old man, and the old man bought it for more than fifty yuan, and he used it twice. Walking up to Yan Chun, he stretched out his hand and touched the position of his forehead: "It's really swollen in my hair, do you want to get an anti-inflammatory injection?" ”

"It's just such a small thing, I have to go to get an anti-inflammatory injection, if I knew this, you wouldn't kick me down." Yan Chun's words were also casually smooth. He also believed that it was not Jin Feng who deliberately kicked him down. But the words came out anyway.

"You can't blame me, you slept on the edge of the bed by yourself, and my foot touched it lightly, and you rolled down by yourself, can you blame me? This bed is so wide that you roll it however you want, and you just roll under the bed. Jin Feng said this, and felt lost: Didn't this come out of his own way? After all, it was the first time to say such a disobedient thing to his man, and his face was still a little red.

He tilted his head, and the hair hung down to cover part of his face, which saved him a little from embarrassment.

Yan Chun seemed to have discovered a new world: "You see I didn't say anything? You just admit that you kicked me? You are embarrassed to lie in front of a great god like me, and you must not lie next time. I haven't been honest about the problem. ”

"What do you say?" Jin Feng was said by Yan Chun, so he pressed hard with his hand on the swollen place.

"You murder." Yan Chun immediately shouted.

"You pretended?" Jin Feng looked at Yan Chun: "I didn't use any force, you just screamed, is it so exaggerated?" ”

"It's my head now, and you don't know how much it hurts, no matter how hard you try. But I'm the one who hurts, okay? ”

Half of Yan Chun is pretended, and half of it is real. But as a man, this pain can naturally be endured, and there is a little complacency in his mouth: "I didn't mean to say a word, so that Jin Feng told the truth about kicking himself: "It's better to have a wife, where is there a place to touch, someone is ready to revitalize the oil, this is a treatment that has not been done before." ”

"Even if you know that it's good to have a wife, and you still talk nonsense from time to time, is your wife the one who kicked you out of bed?" Jin Feng didn't know that Yan Chun's words were one more set, so he drilled into it one by one.

"Of course, if my wife hadn't kicked me out of bed, how could I have fallen, this is not what I said, you admit it yourself." Yan Chun saw Jin Feng slanting at himself with his eyes, and was busy correcting the language in his words.

"When did I admit it?" Jin Feng's reaction was no slower than Yan Chun's. She still has the ability to deny it on the spot.

Comrade Yan Chun was speechless, he now deeply realized that even if a man has a hundred mouths, he can't compete with a woman's mouth. Men want to save face, and they don't deny what they have said. And women are different, they just don't want to admit what they have said.

"It's like solving a case, the sentence you just said leaked the secret, and I recorded that sentence, which is evidence. That's what you said, I didn't think it was you, I really thought I rolled down by myself, and I felt pushed by someone in my sleep. ”

"Do you still have this kind of ability to solve the case? You just blow? Anyway, the people in Peach Blossom Village don't know that you Yan Chun just has a mouth. When Jin Feng said this, he thought of one thing. I was fooled by his mouth.

"You are a little sorry to speak, and I have a mouth, as if I am not handsome? You ask my niece, I am probably the most handsome of my cousins. Presumably you were attracted by my handsomeness at first sight? "Yan Chun is not the kind of person who is shameless, but the kind of person who is shameless. His third sister often said that he could kill someone, but he couldn't kill that mouth.

"You're still handsome." Jin Feng couldn't help but ridicule: "Don't say anything else, don't say that the one in ten miles and eight towns is ugly, you are embarrassed to say that you are handsome, if you can say that you are handsome, it is really unreasonable." ”

Jin Feng said so, but in his heart, he was thinking about how to hit this guy again, so as not to always talk about things with that face.

Yan Chun was silent: "I went to work?" You didn't get enough sleep and slept a little longer. ”

He was defeated, defeated. was pinched to the sore spot by Jin Feng's mouth. He also thought about pulling out the spore tooth, but the key was that it was very painful to pull this tooth out, and it was not something that ordinary people could bear.

"It's so early now, it's not even six o'clock, you just want to go to breakfast, and everyone who sells steamed buns doesn't open the door." Everyone is willing to sell breakfast for a few dollars in order to get a good night's sleep.

"Shall I do it?" Yan Chun finally found something to do.

"You don't have to make breakfast so early, get up at seven o'clock, get some noodles to eat anyway, and the bike will arrive soon." Jin Feng cares about a man's body, you must know that the body is the capital of the revolution, and his happiness in the second half of his life depends on this body.

"Okay, then I'll lie down a little longer." Yan Chun returned to the bed, lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and spat out a string of blue smoke. Watching the circles of smoke gradually dissipate in the air, Yan Chun's eyes suddenly saw the garbage bag next to the bed, and his thoughts began to drift away one by one

(To be continued)