Chapter 445: It's good for you to be alone
"Okay, I just briefly talked about our plan before, but now let's talk about the specifics, it's called - Ultimate Indirect Pick-up Method," Lu Ziqiao continued.
"The rules are like this, the two of us cooperate with each other, there are a lot of things that I can't say when I introduce them, and I need you at this time, you have to use the side-knocking method to successfully sell me, and vice versa, understand?"
Zhang Wei nodded thoughtfully, "Understood"
"Are you sure that Zhang Wei can master your pick-up technique?" Chen Ziang asked with some disbelieving.
"I can't control his pulse, my veterinary license is white-collar," Lu Ziqiao said confidently, "By the way, have you memorized all the three rules I taught you last time?" ”
"Of course, number one: there must be a way to keep the girl away from their friends, and then you can do it alone; Second: inadvertently reveal that your partner is paying attention to him; Third: subtly elevate the image and taste of your partner, so that they feel that it is an honor to be noticed and curious"
"Very good, there is a beautiful woman and her best friend there, let's put what we have learned into practice. Remember, there is no rehearsal in our life, every day is live" Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder, full of emotion in his heart, he finally remembered what he said.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he plucked up his courage and walked in the direction that Lu Ziqiao was pointing, where a woman wearing a sundress with long hair was drinking and chatting with another woman.
"Hi," Zhang Wei greeted the girl.
The girl first glanced at Zhang Wei, and then responded with "Hi"
"Hello, my name is (snake)" Zhang Wei's English pronunciation is not standard, and the English meaning of this English sounds very harsh.
The girl frowned and said, "What a disgusting name."
Chen Ziang couldn't help but smile: "This is the trumpet you thought of Zhang Wei?" Why is it called a snake, it's disgusting."
"Of course, you can only save your life by walking the rivers and lakes with a trumpet, do you know the meaning of snakes? The meaning of the snake is that after the skin is removed, it is another snake, and as long as Zhang Wei changes his clothes, he is another person and does not need to bear any responsibility," Lu Ziqiao said proudly.
"Let's keep watching," Chen Ziang said to Lu Ziqiao.
"Don't worry, I'm not here to talk to you, I just want to introduce a friend to you," Zhang Wei said, waving his hand.
Chen Ziangqiang couldn't hold back a smile, Zhang Wei has always been single, and there is a reason.
On the side, Lu Ziqiao's face was not very good-looking.
"Who?" The sundress girl asked.
Zhang Wei walked up to Lu Ziqiao and said with a smile, "Come here, come here, I'll tell you if you come over."
Although Chen Ziang was already suffocating, he was still able to endure it.
"Okay" The girl came to Lu Ziqiao with a wine glass.
"You know what? There's a handsome guy secretly watching you, it's him, Lu Lu Xiaobu," Zhang Wei introduced.
"Hi" Lu Ziqiao smiled slightly awkwardly.
"Hi" The sundress girl learned that it was Lu Ziqiao who was in a good mood to see him, because Lu Ziqiao was also relatively handsome and chic.
"Xiaobu is a very tasteful person, and he can be counted as reading countless women, but it's not everyone he peeps at" Zhang Wei introduced happily, but he didn't notice that Lu Ziqiao's face was black on the side.
"No, you can't laugh," Chen Ziang said to himself in his heart.
"It's an honor for you to be in his eyes, don't you think you're curious?" Zhang Wei continued to ask, but after asking, he found that there was anger on the face of the girl in the sundress, and he hurriedly remedied
"I mean, he's very tasteful, he's seen a lot of girls like you"
The girl couldn't hold back any longer, shook her hand and poured all the flavored wine in the cup on Lu Ziqiao's face, and then returned to her seat angrily.
"Hahaha" Chen Ziang couldn't help it anymore, Zhang Wei's thinking of this pickled girl is really amazing, but it's a pity that Lu Ziqiao is suffering.
"It's good that it's not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be wasted," Lu Ziqiao said happily.
"It's good that it's not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be wasted," Chen Ziang said with a smile.
"Hey, it's still not a friend, is there such a schadenfreude?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly.
"Okay, I don't laugh" Chen Ziangqiang held back a smile.
"I'm sorry Ziqiao, I may not have mastered the essentials," Zhang Wei said with self-reproach.
"It's okay, with more practice, there will be more tacit understanding" Lu Ziqiao comforted Zhang Wei and said, "It's just that you have to pay attention to the proper wording, this time change me, I'll show you it"
After saying that, the two of them walked towards a single girl at the other table, who was playing with her mobile phone with a silver pendant around her neck.
"Hi, beauty," Lu Ziqiao greeted.
"Hi," the girl responded.
"Wow, your necklace is so beautiful, what kind of animal is that? I want to buy one for my girlfriend too," Lu Ziqiao said exaggeratedly.
"You mean that? It's a puppy, Schnauzer," the pendant girl said with a light smile, "don't you think it's cute?" ”
"You like Schnauzers very much?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"yes, I have two schnauzers in my house," the pendant girl responded.
"Wow, it can't be that coincidental, right? My good friend Zhang Yida is also very fond of schnauzers, he specializes in animal research, and his latest research topic is - optimized breeding and postpartum care of schnauzers," Lu Ziqiao said in a serious nonsense.
"Really? That's cool! The girl was in a good mood and said happily.
"You can talk about breeding" Lu Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a look, meaning that I have already done all the foreplay, and then you just need to chat with her.
Zhang Wei nodded silently, meaning that I understand.
"What's your favorite thing about a schnauzer?" The girl asked happily, thinking she had met someone who genuinely liked schnauzers as much as she did.
Zhang Wei frowned, and replied without thinking carefully for a while, "Their meat is delicious, hehehe"
The smile on the girl's face instantly froze, picked up the wine glass and poured all the wine in the glass on Lu Ziqiao's face, and then left angrily.
"Hahaha" Chen Ziang couldn't help but laugh again, Zhang Wei is also very powerful, Lu Ziqiao, a master of flirting with girls, has taken care of everything as a girl, but Zhang Wei played this good hand of cards very badly.
Sure enough, it was the right choice to come down tonight to see Lu Ziqiao take Zhang Wei to pick up girls, which is much better than the TV series.
"Ziqiao, I really didn't mean it," Zhang Wei said reproachfully.
Lu Ziqiao didn't blame him, but took out a tissue to wipe the wine on his face, and said comfortingly
"It's okay, I don't blame you. Actually, I think it's good that you're alone."