Chapter 62: What the hell are the neighbors?

The front of Zhang Min's rented house has been roughly introduced, and the courtyard gate is an iron gate to the west, and a lock will be hung on the doorknob at night.

Entering the courtyard gate, on the left hand side is the landlord's three-room house facing south, and on the right hand side are two rows of small houses facing east and west, each row of four, and there is a distance of about three meters between the two rows of small houses.

When you go to find Zhang Mian and Su Dong, if you are lucky enough, you can see the landlord and his wife fighting at the door of his rented courtyard at the gate of his house, making a sound of babbling in his mouth, and occasionally the landlady will scream "ah" if the volume is not well controlled.

You are surprised, keep your composure, don't try to fight, don't look at the flushed landlady, that's the game between the two of them.

After you completely ignore them, the third door facing west from south to north is the small house he and Su Dong rented.

If you're confused, you just have to walk a little back and forth between the two rows of small tiled houses, make sure that there is a pungent smell at the door that you can't stand anymore, and you can knock on the door or go straight in.

If you are confused and have rhinitis and don't want to ask for directions, then don't go to Zhang Mian, at least so far, Zhang Mian has not made friends with such big defects.

In the half month of living in this small house with serious sun exposure in the west, under the "edification" of Stinky Feet, Zhang Mian, a person who does not pay attention to hygiene, began to frequently go to the southernmost part of the yard to draw water from a large water tank leaning on the poplar tree to wash his face, he can enjoy the comfort of a short time in the yard and the soothing of soaking his nose in cold water, of course, he can also take a look at the female students who live here by the way.

With the house they rented as the coordinates, there lived a sophomore in high school to the south next door. This young man usually goes out early and returns late, his skin is white, and his hair is combed and his flies and crutches cannot stand.

You can smell the cheap mousse smell from a long distance, this mousse and Zhang Mian used it in the third year of junior high school are definitely the same brand, not only the taste is the same, the effect is also exactly the same, after using it for less than a minute, the hair is set, hard as iron wire.

According to the dosage of the "mousse" man, it is estimated that one bottle will be used up in a week, which is definitely a big expense.

According to the law of falling in love in a middle school, the "mouss" man who goes out early and returns late should be in love, and he is really sad for his girlfriend, and when he kisses, it is like gnawing on a mousse bottle.

Zhang Mian has always been curious about what the girlfriend of the "Mousse" man looks like, and the taste is heavier than Su Dong's feet.

Zhang Mian admired his adaptability, he was already able to sleep peacefully under the athlete's foot of Su Dong, who claimed to have a habit of cleanliness, and what made him even more unacceptable was that Zhang Mian also turned a blind eye to Su Dong's behavior of buttoning his feet before going to bed.

The south room of the "Mousse" man is two high school juniors living together, both of them are studying seriously, they listen to crazy English with headphones when they go out, and when they come back from self-study the next night, they can be heard discussing problems in the small courtyard.

One of them wears glasses, and the other doesn't. The two of them brushed their teeth together every day, once in the morning and once in the evening, and when they brushed their teeth, they squatted side by side next to the water tank facing south, pouting their panties to expose their butts of at least two inches, and shaking their heads rhythmically.

Every time Zhang Lu went to the water tank to fetch water, when he saw them brushing their teeth, he wanted to kick them from behind, so that their heads hit the courtyard wall with a "frame", and the toothbrush was stuck in their throats.

Zhang Mian has this kind of thought and impulse, not because Zhang Mian is jealous of the harmony and harmony between them, but because every time these two people brush their teeth, they directly use their tooth brushing cups to scoop the water in the public water tank, and the big red water scoop in the water tank can be seen as long as they are not blind.

On one occasion they even used a cup with toothpaste foam to scoop water directly, and the toothpaste foam only floated on the surface of the water for a moment before it merged into the common water tank, and the people who didn't notice it at the time used their toothpaste water without knowing it.

If Zhang Mian hadn't clearly realized that he couldn't beat them, he would have turned against them a long time ago.

After discovering this situation, Zhang Mian told Su Dong that night, Su Dong smiled and said "No" and lowered his head to read, Su Dong actually read a math book before going to bed.

Su Dong found out about the situation Zhang Mian said the night after Zhang Mian's reminder. If it weren't for Zhang Mian's best to dissuade him, Su Dong would have been ready to pee in the water tank that night when he stood upwind in the dark wind of the night.

Regarding Su Dong's idea, Zhang Mian felt relieved. But this kind of practice of hurting people by one thousand and harming eight hundred is unacceptable, if he has to pee in the tank, Zhang Mian feels that he should come in person.

After compromising with reality, Zhang Mian and Su Dong unanimously cursed these two guys who did not pay attention to public morality and were not allowed to pass the college entrance examination and repeat their studies.

Next door to the north of Zhang Mian, there lives a long-haired woman, it is not clear how tall she is, and the "long-haired girl" will put two books in her arms every time she goes to school and after school.

It is estimated that he has a puppy at home, and the posture of holding a book is the same as that of holding a dog.

The "long-haired girl" is actually quite good-looking, with a typical melon seed face and a very upturned nose.

Once when she walked into the yard in a pink dress, Zhang Mian went out to meet her, the sun gave her long hair a layer of gold, and there was a faint fragrance on her body, which was refreshing.

To Zhang Mingren's disappointment, she rarely moved around the yard, and she bought a red bucket herself, which was enough to fetch water for a few days.

What made Zhang Mian even more unacceptable was that she had never opened the window, and the curtains were not like the one that Zhang Mian and they bought for five yuan, as long as the weather was good, they were all translucent.

There is no harm if there is no comparison, Zhang Mian and they live opposite the standard ugly girl, who is sixteen or seventeen years old, and has pimples on her face.

Fat is also worthy of forgiveness, "acne girl" you and Nana learn what to wear in a white dress, people are not as fat as you but much whiter than you.

Oops, the weather is cold, Zhang Mian really can't stand her pair of yellow legs, there is no luster of youth, and it is far from being as greasy as the pimples on her face.

Zhang Mian even wanted to suggest that the "acne girl" squeeze out the oil from the pimples and apply it to her legs, so that the pimples become smaller and the legs are shiny, a way to get the best of both worlds.

When Zhang Mian told Su Dong about this idea, Su Dong did not smile when he heard it, but told Zhang Mian with a serious face that this kind of idea is so perverted.

Su Dong suggested that Zhang Mian's true colors appear in a Japanese perverted movie, it is said that there is a Japanese movie with a scene of eating stool, and what is shocking is that the prop of poop is actually a real poop that is like a fake, if this shot is NG many times, it is estimated that this actor will be full.

There is another behavior of "Acne Girl" that Zhang Mian can't accept from the inside out. Several times when Zhang Mian passed by her door, she immediately got up and slammed the door shut, Zhang Mian swore that he was not perverted to peep at this ugly girl.

To be cleared is that the girl has a wooden stick more than one meter long with a bowl mouth in the house, which is placed in the house during the day for self-defense and used to reach the door at night.

Although Su Dong thinks that it is more perverted to use "acne oil" to paint his legs, he is completely consistent with Zhang Mian's opinion on how the "acne girl" uses a wooden stick: this wooden stick is really redundant.

Did she want others to see her and knock herself out with her stick?

When he was in elementary school, Zhang Mian heard a saying that ugly girls are more weird, and it wasn't until he met the "pox girl" that he deeply understood the great wisdom of the ancients.

Zhang Mian once joked with Su Dong to let the "acne girl" be Su Dong's girlfriend, and Su Dong put on a stinky face to Zhang Mian all day long.

Some jokes that go against human ethics can't be made, and they will ruin friendship.

There is a girl living opposite the "long-haired girl", she is Zhang Mian and Su Dong's classmate Ye Man, she did not go to Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School in junior high school, and Su Dong is not familiar with her.

But now she knows that Zhang Mian and Su Dong are in the same class, and they smile and nod when they meet.

Ye Man is more than 1.65 meters tall, with single eyelids, short hair, and a very refined appearance. A few times Su Dong wanted to invite her to sit in the house for a while, Zhang Mian pointed to Su Dong's feet, and he did not object to inviting her to sit, but Zhang Mian wanted to avoid it, in case she misunderstood Zhang Mian, this "notoriety" would be big

Su Dong finally stopped insisting, maybe he fell in love with her, and he had never seen him so enthusiastic about any female classmate.

If this is the case, Zhang Mian really hurt his feelings, so he comforted him and said that it will be autumn soon, and Su Dong will not wear sandals at that time, and then spray it in the house with "air freshener", which is estimated to be acceptable to the girls.

Su Dong accepted Zhang Mian's suggestion and solemnly told Zhang Mian that when the ginkgo trees on the campus of Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School began to lose their leaves, it would be autumn

The other two houses are occupied by female students, Zhang Mian feels that they are as normal as himself, and he has not found anything suspicious or perverted so far, and he will even smile when he meets.

When Su Dong did not officially invite Ye Man, Zhang Mian's hut actually welcomed the visit of two female classmates at once.