"Yo, little pretty boy, I don't do it well, but I blame us for not being sincere." The boss Yu called Yaoyao's noble wife and laughed at me.

Originally, I was a little unhappy when I asked for water, and I was ridiculed by her like this, I almost ran away, walked up to her, pointed to her and the other two noble ladies beside her, and said angrily: "It's the three of you kneeling here to cause trouble, and the three of you stand aside, there will definitely be no problem." ”

The reason why I say this is because of the custom on our side, whether there is money or not, there is only one main house, and there is only one main house recognized by the deceased.

The funeral is like this, and in some links, the relatives are very important, especially the part of inviting water, which is very demanding for the relatives. I remember, a funeral a year ago, when I asked for water, the deceased's grandson was not a relative but his daughter-in-law who stole his life, and he made a fuss for a long time, the kettle just couldn't hold water, as long as it was filled with water, it leaked, and then the deceased's grandson went to the toilet urgently, and the kettle didn't leak inexplicably.

Thinking of this, I became more and more sure of the reason for the three noble wives, and my tone suddenly rose a little, and I said to Boss Yu, "If your three wives refuse to go away, in my opinion, there is no need to go on." If you bring this black water back, not only will it not cleanse your mother's body, but it will cause trouble, so it is better to fill some tap water in the hospital and wipe your mother's body. If I think that I am not worthy of this funeral, I will leave immediately and take nothing. ”

My tone is a little tough, this can't be helped, funeral is not like a happy event to greet the living well, funeral is to entertain the dead well, as for how the living entertain that is the business of the Lord's family, my responsibility is only the dead.

If it weren't for the lack of money in my family, and the temptation of this million-dollar funeral, I would have wanted to leave now. Lang Gao is right, the funeral of a rich person is not easy to handle, and I have only now realized it. If this water is placed in an ordinary family, I just need to say who has a problem, and that person will immediately give me a fuck.

"Hey, what the fourth sister said is reasonable, just do this, take this funeral, really take yourself as a master? I can't look in the mirror at your poor sour face. If you want to leave, hurry up, if our family has money, are we afraid that no one will do the funeral? Another noble lady sneered.

"The second sister is right, I don't know where the blessing came from in this poor and remote broken town, and I actually gave birth to a man as powerful as my husband, in my opinion, the blessing and wealth of this broken town are all ...... by my husband alone."

Before she finished her words, Boss Yu said angrily, "Yao Ling, you shut up, stay there honestly." ”

After speaking, he glanced at me and asked in a deep voice, "Are you sure it's my three wives' problem?" ”

I nodded, walked over to the table of the Eight Immortals, and didn't care about how they chose, if the three noble ladies didn't go, I'll go. Made, it is a big taboo to receive a funeral in the first month, and if I encounter a funeral that does not go well, I am really worried that I will become like Lao Wang.

However, I have an eye on the blessings and wealth that the noble lady said, this million-dollar funeral does not seem to be as simple as it seems, is there an inside story in it?

After waiting for three or four minutes, the three noble ladies reluctantly stood up and walked up to Yan Qiqi, looking at me with resentful eyes.

I ignored their eyes, and shouted at Boss Yu and the others: "Cry louder, be sad, cry to death, even if it's a fake cry, pinch your thighs and cry for me." ”

Suddenly, the crying shook me a little harshly, especially Boss Yu's eldest wife, who cried the saddest, and even her voice was a little hoarse, presumably she should have the deepest relationship with the deceased.

I waved to her, and she was stunned for a moment, stood up, walked up to me, and asked with sobs, "Little brother, is there something wrong?" ”

I hummed, handed the kettle to her, and said, "When you go to the river to fill the water, I will recite the mantra, remember, you must be sincere, and think about the good things that the old man did to you when he died." ”

She nodded, agreed, carried the kettle and walked down to the river, loaded a pot of water, and walked seven times according to the three in, two and five blessing steps, and I burned yellow paper while reciting the words of water beside me.

After everything was done, I took the kettle from her hand, breathed a little fast, gently opened the lid of the kettle, stared at the kettle with both eyes, no one present spoke, their eyes were fixed on me, Boss Yu asked with a heavy face, "What?" Clear water or black water. ”

I looked in the kettle for a long time, exhaled, and shouted: "Clear water, light firecrackers, set off fireworks!" After the ceremony. ”

After saying that, I hit the gong with the spout of the kettle, and the sound was particularly crisp.

As soon as this voice sounded, Boss Yu and the others stood up, and Yan Qiqi lit firecrackers and salute flowers on the side. The fireworks from the fireworks are really beautiful, and they illuminate the dark night in all colors.

However, my mood did not improve because of the completion of the water, but a little heavy, Boss Yu's eldest wife walked up to me and asked softly, "Little brother, what's wrong?" Look at your face is a little wrong? ”

I shook my head and glanced at her, but I didn't know what was going on, I always felt as if I had seen this person somewhere, but I couldn't remember it.

This feeling is very strange, it stands to reason that she is in Hong Kong and I am in Hengyang, the two places are nearly a thousand kilometers apart, and it is impossible to see her. However, she gave me the feeling of déjà vu, as if it were a subtle connection between relatives.

After being stunned for a while, I asked her, "Have you ever been to Hengyang before?" ”

"Why do you ask?" She asked me suspiciously.

"Nothing!" I shook my head, I didn't know how to answer her question, I couldn't say, I feel like you're my relative? Isn't this embarrassing? She is a rich man's wife, and I am a poor boy, and she recognizes relatives indiscriminately, isn't that climbing?

Suppress the doubts in your heart, pack up some things, prepare to go to the hospital to wipe the body of the deceased, and then start to invite someone, this million-dollar funeral is officially kicked off.

At this time, Boss Yu came over and handed me a red envelope, which was very thick and estimated to be thousands of yuan. I was not polite, reached out to take the red envelope, said a few auspicious words, and walked towards the hospital.

"Young man, please stay, I have a question for you!" Boss Yu's voice came from behind me.

I stopped, turned my head, and asked, "What's wrong?" What's the problem? ”

"Is the water invitation ceremony just now really the reason for my three wives?" He asked.

"Perhaps! It's hard to say this kind of thing, judging from the water invitation just now, the deceased only recognizes the main house, that is to say, your mother only recognizes the status of the aunt just now, and the other three, I'm afraid..."

I said this very tactfully, if it is said bluntly, it will damage the yin morality, there is a saying among the people, "Ning ten temples, do not destroy a marriage!" This shows the sin of ruining marriages.