Chapter 349: Let's Go!
I quickly found Loongson Moon.
She had already dressed her daughter-in-law and put on her makeup, but I was not in the mood to patiently appreciate her beauty, so I rushed over and grabbed her hand.
The screams of the maids were heard.
Loongson Yue was completely stunned.
I grabbed her hand, interlocked my fingers, and formed a seal, and she cooperated, what a tacit understanding!
Therefore, this spiritual pact seal was formed very smoothly.
Tear.
I, Wu Shen, am 24 years old this year (the natal year is really surprising!) And just like that, a sudden goodbye to singleness!
Gone are the glorious days of those golden bachelors.
It was so sudden, so suddenly, lest I would not dare to do it after a few minutes when I had calmed down.
While I was still hot and stupid, I cried and said to Long Xinyue: "Let's go, let's go!" The spirit contract is over, let's elope! ”
Long Xinyue was stunned: "Do you want to elope?" ”
I begged without tears, "That's enough, isn't it?" Anyway, your ultimate goal is this, I'll give you what you want, I thought about it for a night and just made this mental preparation, and I didn't think about anything else! So be it for now! Stop pushing me! ”
Long Xinyue smiled, nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Thank you so much!
I was moved to collect my tears, dragged her, and turned to run.
"Miss!" As soon as the maids reacted, they shouted in a panic: "You go to elope now, what about the pavilion master and the guests?" ”
Long Xinyue looked back and smiled: "No matter!" Tell the old man that I'll call him again when I get to the place and tell him not to cry! ”
We ran out.
And then what?
I looked at the Flying Immortal Pavilion like a labyrinth, and I still wanted to cry.
"Shen'er, here." Long Xinyue patted me on the shoulder, pulled me around and ran to another place.
Motorcycle.
Me: "......"
In a traditional and classical sect deep in the mountains, there is a thief fashionable motorcycle, which is really out of place.
Loongson Yue had already inserted the key and stepped into the car.
"Come up." She threw the cap to me.
I hurriedly got into the car and said while buttoning up my hat: "I thought that a tyrant like Feitian Immortal Pavilion should be equipped with Mercedes-Benz or something like that, right?" ”
Long Xinyue: "In the mountains, the four-wheeled ones are not good for a ride." ”
"Oh!" It dawned on me.
She started the car, and it sped off.
So nervous.
I'm eloping~!
But within a few seconds, I suddenly felt as if I had fallen something, and quickly patted Long Xinyue's shoulder: "Wait, wait!" My friend didn't get in the car! I can't leave him alone! ”
Long Xinyue: "It's okay, the people of the Flying Immortal Pavilion won't embarrass him." ”
I said helplessly, "If I had thrown that demon away before, it wouldn't have mattered, but now that he has a broken bone and is a disabled person, I can't leave him alone!" ”
"Okay." Long Xinyue was helpless and turned back.
Fortunately, the two places are not very far apart, and as soon as we returned, we saw Lin Yan walking out with his luggage.
He got into the car.
Let's go out.
All the way unimpeded.
But why does it feel so strange?
A bride, riding a motorcycle, carrying two men, racing in the mountains?
It's a laughing picture......
Never mind.
I just went to conclude a double cultivation contract with a stream of blood, and now that passion has subsided, I ...... I'm a little cowardly right now!
It seems that there are still disciples of the Flying Immortal Pavilion chasing him out halfway, but halfway through, a bunch of cattle came out slowly, blocking the way of those disciples, and I also saw that the fat woman who was said to be the reincarnation of the bull-headed Ah Pong was still riding on the cow, waving to us, as if to let us go.
Hey? Isn't Lao Niu the one who is guarding my master? Why do you feel that they know each other very well?
After ruining my childhood and destroying my three views, I feel that my imaginary enemy before I came was also ruined!
We stopped after we arrived at the foot of the mountain, and after getting off the bus, Lin Xian first found a place to vomit.
", I didn't expect to vomit when I drove a sports car, but I vomited when I rode a motorcycle." Lin Yan gave a thumbs up to Long Xinyue while vomiting, and then continued to vomit.
Long Xinyue frowned and looked at Lin Xian, wondering, "Why did this ghost run out again?" ”
I said: "Fight depends on ghosts, the original owner of the body is an ordinary person, if you fight, you will definitely not be able to fight the seven sisters." ”
Long Xinyue: "But this ghost has been around for too long. ”
Me: "The term of the contract is 3 years. ”
Loongson Yue was surprised: "So long? ”
Me: "He's a ghost, no problem." ”
"Ghosts?" Long Xinyue looked at the red dot on Lin Xian's eyebrows again: "It's the first time I've seen a living ghost immortal!" However, for the ghost fairy, you just make a small red dot and let him go up, isn't this too hasty? ”
Me: "People are police officers, so you can't get too obvious tattoos." ”
Long Xinyue: "How did you get together with the police?" ”
Me: "Came out of the same orphanage." ”
"You two! Don't talk about my tattoos when I'm throwing up! Lin Shi couldn't hold back any longer, raised his head and roared: "The old paper also wants to attach it to a gorgeous big tattoo, but as a result, Nima Wu Shen, you can get me a little red dot, how can such a small tattoo fit my great soul?!" Am I embarrassed to shrink into such a small tattoo every day? What the hell are you going to do now? Running away? Then run! Stop here and not be afraid of being overtaken? What's next? ”
"Of course, it's to book a ticket and go back to Black Rock City." Loongson Yue casually walked into a nearby mobile phone store and took a mobile phone casually...... Just take it away!
Sure enough, the whole town is hers!
She made a phone call: "Hey, Lao She?" I'm in front of the xx mobile phone store now, can you drive me to the airport? Give you 5 minutes, hurry up! ”
Lao She?
Is that the old She of the dilapidated house?
It seems that when we finally left, we met the true guide of the Flying Immortal Pavilion!
"Are we really running away now?" Lin Yan finished vomiting and asked in confusion.
I said, "Elopement......"
Lin Shiyi: "Three people eloped? ”
Me: "Hmm. ”
"Sorry to interrupt!" Lin Shi immediately hid behind a nearby telephone pole and said to me, "You two elope, just elope!" If I knew that you two eloped, I wouldn't have gotten involved! Let's say goodbye, Lao Wu, you elope first, I can go back by myself! ”
It's fun!
But I need a shiny light bulb right now!
I rushed over and grabbed him: "No, Lao Lin, we will come back together." ”
"Back to your size! You eloped with you, what am I doing between you? Have you ever seen someone elope with a light bulb? Lin Yan asked speechlessly.
I said, "From now on, I've seen it!" ”
Lin Yan struggled: "I don't! ”
At this time, Long Xinyue turned her head to look at us: "What are you doing?" The plane tickets have been booked, let's go together. ”
I immediately said to Lin Shi, "Do you hear that? Let's go! ”
Lin Shi hugged the telephone pole: "I don't want it!" ”
Me: "The plane tickets are all booked!" ”
Lin Shi: "It's my business!" ”
Me: "You don't have any money in your pocket!" ”
Lin Yan decisively let go of the telephone pole and said obediently: "Let's go together." ”
"Hmm." I breathed a sigh of relief that there was a shiny light bulb in there, so that I wouldn't be so awkward to get along with Loongson.
But Lin Xi was unwilling to make only one light bulb, so he planned to summon a second light bulb.
"Lao Fan~, Xiaoba~, Eight-Eight...... Bah! Fan Fan? Little Fan Fan~, come out, we're going home~~" Lin Yan bent down and called affectionately to the ground.
Soon, Fan Wusu came out of the ground, and as soon as he came out, he tidied up his clothes, raised his hand and said to Long Xinyue: "Don't mind booking one more ticket, right?" ”
"It's fine." The Loongson moon is very generous.
Lin Yan looked at Fan Wusu in surprise, and then looked at the shadow under his feet, and said in surprise: "Little Ba, what's the matter with your shadow?" Without my spell blessing this time, how can you have a shadow?! ”
This time, Fan Wusu came out, not as a virtual body, but as a real body, if it was just an internship impermanence, he would not be able to do it to this extent, so he couldn't blame Lin Wu for being surprised, it could only be said that Fan Wuxu accidentally exposed his stuffing.
But Fan Wusu was an experienced ghost after all, and he calmly explained: "This is a new product of our Yin Division, called 'Righteous Remains'. We ghosts have to go back and forth between the yin and yang worlds to work, but when dealing with some errands, we have to deal with humans, so Yin Si specially invented a container called 'righteous remains' for us ghosts who may have to deal with living people, we are attached to the righteous remains, and when we walk in the world, we can act like a normal person, so that it is much easier to move. ”
Lin Yan: "There is such a good thing?" If I had known that such a thing existed, I wouldn't have to rely on this mortal*! ”
Fan Wuxu laughed: "It's better to rely on it, the container of righteous remains is only temporarily provided to the god of death...... Oh no, it's for the convenience of the ghost, and you can't live as a real person, the ghost is attached to the righteous corpse for a long time, the soul power will gradually weaken, and it may even be difficult to control the soul body, and in serious cases, it may not be able to gather, which is commonly known as 'soul scattering'! ”
Lin Yan was stunned, and he no longer dared to borrow righteous remains from the ghosts.
- I don't know what kind of invention Yin Si has. But I know very well that "righteous remains" is a word in "Death", right? Fan Wusheng: Have you read too many comics lately? Come to the world, you are really idle!
After finishing Lin Shi, Fan Wusu glanced at Long Xinyue, put a smile on my shoulder, and said to me, "Old Wu, what is your situation?" Shouldn't you worship heaven and earth on the mountain at this time? What about the one who said yes and invited me to drink the wine? Do you still have wine to drink? ”