Chapter 17 Wen Dou against the intestines

After saying goodbye to the four of them, Chen Ziang quietly returned to Washington, and Mrs. Hua was closing her eyes and immersed in Tang Bohu's rap, which not only rhymed with words, but also incorporated Western percussion instruments, the combination of Chinese and Western was just right, it was so good, too shocking, and too perfect!

"Miserable and miserable, I have to pull after eating, I still want to sprinkle after pulling, I want to eat after I finish sprinkling, life is to eat Lazar, miserable!" A tragic poem created by Wu Zhuangyuan pulled Mrs. Hua and others back to the world, no, it should be said that it was hell....

Chen Ziang stood in the corner and snickered, although Wu Zhuangyuan's poem is a little vulgar, but it is also a good poem that is appropriate for life.

Next, just like the plot of the movie, Qiu Xiang interceded for Tang Bohu, and Mrs. Hua arranged for him to be a companion for his two sons.

Tang Bohu deserves to be the head of the five great talents in Jiangnan, and easily transformed the two Washington imbeciles he wanted to serve into serving him, and recognized him as the eldest brother.

In the past few days, Chen Ziang is still doing things such as sweeping the floor and baking chicken wings in a regular manner, but because Tang Bohu has become a senior companion student, Wu Zhuangyuan is also much more polite to Chen Ziang.

In a few days, a happy thing happened, Zhu Zhishan was arrested by Wu Zhuangyuan for pretending to be Tang Bohu to sell paintings, and was locked in the firewood room, and because Mrs. Hua gave Zhu Zhishan a license to Sister Pomegranate, the two of them were like dry firewood touching a fire, and the sky and thunder hooked the earth, and it ignited all of a sudden.

Chen Ziang hid by the window outside the firewood room and saw a lot of inappropriate scenes for children that did not appear in the movie

"Tsk, Zhu Zhishan's thing is really the same as the little insect in Tang Bohu's opening painting, ugly and short"

"Sister Pomegranate is not good-looking, there are so many moves in this regard, admire!" Chen Ziang's brain made up for the image of Wu Zhuangyuan with a green hat.

The two were about to reach the limit, Chen Ziang left quietly, because Tang Bohu was coming next, and sure enough, Chen Ziang had just left with his front foot, and Tang Bohu caught up behind him.

As the days passed, Chen Ziang would come to the courtyard in the dead of night to draw a small circle on the rockery with the black charcoal from the kitchen, and throw the flying knife to practice.

Once Tang Bohu accidentally found a lot of extra flying knives on the rockery, inserted and pulled out of the small cracks, Nan Nan said to himself, "I don't know who is practicing with the rockery, this destructive power is comparable to my overlord gun" Chen Ziang was on the side but laughed silently, because no one among the five talents knew that he would be able to fly knives in Xiaoli, after all, it was still a little embarrassing to say this kind of thing in Qinglou.

"Taishi, King Ning has come in with a large number of people," Wu Zhuangyuan reported to Hua Taishi in the hall.

"Finally, it's here!" Chen Ziang, who was sweeping the floor outside the door, breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the conversation between the two, when the low-level people swept the floor and roasted chicken wings every day, he was already tired of it, and finally waited for the arrival of King Ning, so that he could complete the first task first.

"Hahahaha, Master Hua, how are you?!" King Ning strode in as if he was walking in his own courtyard, and there were two people standing behind him, one in black on the left and one on the right, the bloated body on the left was the piercing intestine, the one dressed in white on the right was the deadly scholar, and then there were the pawns he brought.

"I am really flattered that the prince is coming to the cold house" Hua Taishi stepped forward and said with a smile, although he was very reluctant in his heart, but the face project still had to be done.

After a while, King Ning said: "This king has learned that Taishi has studied Danqing, and today I found a few authentic works of Tang Bohu and specially gave them to you," the next person took out a peacock picture and placed it on the table.

"I admire the king's demeanor the most, the kind of momentum that makes the birds bow their heads on the paper, and it deserves to be the king of birds!" Chen Ziang sneered, King Ning's move can be described as having ulterior motives, the peacock is obviously not the king of birds, but he said that it is the king, and he also gave the painting to Hua Taishi, which means that he himself is the peacock who just wants to be the king, if Hua Taishi accepts the painting, he agrees to help him rebel.

Of course, Hua Taishi, who was the official residence of the Taishi, politely refused, and King Ning said angrily, "Are you not giving me face and forcing me to be mad?" ”

Everything still follows the plot... Zhu Zhishan was pulled out and asked to draw a phoenix with the intention of arrogance, but unfortunately Zhu Zhishan also had a little achievement in literature, he didn't know anything about painting, and painted a picture of a chicken pecking rice to get by, but he was beaten and foamed at the mouth and fainted.

"Su Wen Taishi is only eight buckets, I have a staff general who wants to learn from you," King Ning said unquestionably after speaking, "Out of the right"

"There are three masters in one township and two miles, who don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!" Regarding the intestinal penetration, Hua Taishi frowned and thought deeply, but he couldn't think of it, "Yes, why is it wrong, if you don't do it again, I'm really going crazy" King Ning pressed forward step by step, and said threateningly.

Tang Bohu was about to open his mouth to say, "Let me try" Chen Ziang slowly walked over under the gaze of everyone, "Ten rooms and nine poverty, I get eight taels and seven dollars, six dollars and five cents and four cents, and I am still half-hearted, and I am obscene!" ”

"Brother Tang can't help it," Chen Ziang thought to himself, turning his head and looking at Tang Bohu with a surprised face.

"In the Lower Seven Provinces, the champion and staff general, nicknamed [The King of the King], who is the opposite piercing intestines, Your Excellency?" Said arrogantly to the piercing gut.

Hmph, look at me for a while, I don't wear your pair of intestines, "I've been reading for two years, and now I'm from Washington, D.C., code 9526 is me"

Immediately afterwards, there were many pairs of pairs of pairs, but each poem was the same as in the play, and Chen Ziang easily came out with the original pair.

"Ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo Sisheji"

"Eight countries to appreciate, enjoy the flowers, enjoy the moon and enjoy the winter incense" can not say that the autumn fragrance Chen Ziang can only be replaced by winter incense, after speaking, Dong Xiang looked at Chen Ziang with some flattery, and then the surprise in his eyes turned into a trace of affection

To pierce the intestines: "Your grave will plant a tree"

Chen Ziang "Rujia bathtub mixed with fish"

To pierce the intestine "fish fat fruit ripe into my belly"

Chen Ziang "Your old lady is here to cook" did not immediately fall down and vomit blood after saying that, but covered his chest and endured the blood gushing.

Could it be that I didn't match the demonic laughter of the star lord and caused the lethality to be not enough? Chen Ziang is a little puzzled, this is a little different from the script, forget it, just go in and out, anyway, I still have the fourth-level writing sent by the system.

"I don't believe it, your grave has a drinking party"

Chen Ziang thought for a while and said, "Your family eats and mixes ashes."

I can't bear to pierce the intestines, and my eyes have revealed the killing intention, "He ordered you to be slaughtered one day"

"Slaughter your big fat pig first"

"Puff~Puff" finally couldn't bear the insult and vomited blood on the ground, and turned on the vomiting mode.

"That 9526, there's nothing for you here, you go out and sweep your floor" Hua Taishi stroked his beard and said happily, King Ning, a champion of the seven provinces, was spit out by the blood of his own subordinates, isn't this enough to pretend to be forced.

"Ding! Mission 2 completed"

"Yes" Chen Ziang was forced to retreat in order to cooperate with his master's pretend, and the rest was handed over to Tang Bohu.