Chapter 111: Scare off the ghost general
"Back to the emperor, since you moved into the underworld after your death, Lord Yama only gave you two bedrooms and one living room, of course, this is still for the sake of the face you have sat in the Ninety-Five Supreme during your lifetime, and you have special treatment."
Saying this, Fang Wanlin stretched out his hand and pointed at the ghost general, and said sharply: "But what makes his subordinates angry is that General Chen is just a small Jin Wuwei general, and the house he lives in is even more luxurious than yours, in my opinion, it must have looted the people's fat and ointment during its lifetime, and harmed the people, if not, where did it get so much money to buy this house?" ”
What Fang Wanlin said was pure nonsense, we haven't been to the underworld, we don't know what it looks like, and it's a shame that he can talk about it, and he has a two-bedroom and a living room to fool the ghost general.
After listening to it, I couldn't hold back a smile, and the other party, Wan Lin, nodded and agreed: "Well, what Aiqing said is very reasonable." ”
"Your Majesty, the last general has something to say." After hearing this, the ghost general suddenly felt bad, and couldn't wait to speak.
I snorted lightly and said, "What are you in a hurry, it's not too late to wait for Fang Aiqing to finish speaking." ”
"The last will obey." The ghost general didn't dare to disobey my words, and said with a stupid face.
Fang Aiqing continued. I said to Fang Wanlin.
Fang Wanlin glanced at the ghost general, and said with a serious face: "Weichen thinks that General Chen is embezzling and accepting bribes, and he has committed the crime of defrauding the monarch, and he should be punished by the nine clans!" ”
The ghost general had been listening with his ears pricked up for a long time, and when he heard that the big hat of the Jiu Clan was buckled on his head, his body was like being struck by lightning, and his face changed greatly on the spot.
"Your Majesty, I was wronged." The ghost general knelt directly on the ground with weak legs, and shouted in a panic: "I'll tell you the truth, I've recruited everything, in fact, this house is not mine, it's someone else's, and please ask the emperor to find out."
Knowing your grandmother's size, I cursed in my heart.
In fact, what Fang Wanlin said was all arranged by us in advance, and the purpose was to scare the ghost general and put on him.
If you don't want to find a way to make it, give it some color and see, how can it obediently obey.
I was indifferent to the ghost general's plea, and asked Yu Banxian again: "Father-in-law Yu, what do you think of this matter?" ”
"Your Majesty, General Chen quibbled that this house is not his, but it clearly lives here, so there is only one explanation, this house was robbed by it." Yu Banxian smiled, cleared his throat, and said in a strange manner: "According to the laws of our Great Song Dynasty, Chen Guangquan has no king's law, and robbing people's houses will be punished by one degree, and he should be beheaded to show the public!" ”
"Well, what Grandpa Yu said makes sense." I said lightly: "Guard Fang, let's do it, kill this outlaw!" ”
After hearing my command, Fang Wanlin took out the saber on his waist with his hand, and with a crisp sound, white light flashed, and instantly rested on the ghost general's neck, raising his eyebrows and shouting: "Dare to rob my room...... Forehead...... Loot people's houses and suffer death! ”
"The emperor spares his life...... I don't dare anymore. ”
The ghost general was so frightened that he crawled to my side, grabbed my thigh, and shouted with a sad face: "Your Majesty, for the sake of the last general before and after you saddled the horse before his death, you will spare me this time, I really don't dare." ”
"Your Majesty, don't kill it." Fang Wanlin asked knowingly.
"Wait."
I glanced at the ghost general in front of me, and scolded with hatred: "Chen Aiqing, you are too disappointing to me, tell me about you, you are quite a big person, and you are not a small boss, why are you bad?" If I don't punish you today, how will the people obey me in the future? ”
"The last general will be guilty, and please give me a chance to mend my ways." The ghost general wiped the corners of his eyes and cried with a handful of snot and tears.
I stretched out my hand and patted it on the shoulder, pretending to be unbearable: "I see Aiqing's loyalty to me, and I feel sorry for you if I behead you, alas, it's better to be like this, don't occupy this house and return it to others, I won't kill you reluctantly, how about sparing your life?" ”
The ghost general was overjoyed when he heard me say this, how dare he say no, and said gratefully: "Thank you for the emperor's grace of not killing, long live my emperor, long live, long live." After saying that, he put his hands on the ground and bowed down to me.
When it stood up, I smiled and said: "Aiqing, I am not that ruthless person, if you let this house out, there will definitely be no place to live, so let's go live below with me, and in the future, you can follow me, and you can serve me before and after the saddle." ”
"Your Majesty...... I ......" The ghost general looked at me pitifully, looking like he wanted to say something.
As soon as I saw its bear-like appearance, I knew that it had not had enough of its chic days on it, and obviously did not want to come down to accompany me, so I immediately asked with a calm face: "What?" Tell you to come down and accompany me, don't you want to? ”
Fang Wanlin's hand was not ambiguous, and the saber was on the neck of the ghost general again, and he scolded: "It is your great blessing that the emperor asked you to go down to accompany it, what do you say like chirping?" Hurry up and give a word, be careful that the guard's knife doesn't have long eyes! ”
"I do, I do." Feeling the cold and piercing blade, the ghost general shuddered and hurriedly responded.
I nodded with satisfaction, waved my hand and said, "Aiqing is really loyal, since this is the case, you can go to the underworld to report." ”
"Your Majesty, won't you go down with me?" The ghost general looked at me pitifully.
I secretly scolded in my heart to fuck you, Brother Xi, I haven't died yet, and I won't accept you even if you are an evil spirit.
With the ghost general, he has killed countless evils in his lifetime, and he will definitely fry it in the oil pan when he gets to the bottom, and then throw it into the evil ghost road to wash away the bad karma.
Unless I have a bag in my head to go down with it to drip into this troubled water, I immediately turned pale and said, "I still have some things to deal with, and I need to stay in the yang world for a while, you go down first, and when the matter is done, I will naturally go down to find you." ”
"The last will obey." The ghost general didn't dare to ask anything, and after bowing respectfully to me, he turned around and retreated out the door.
In a few moments, its figure disappeared into the night.
"Whew, finally gone." Fang Wei threw away the fan in her hand, rubbed her wrist vigorously, and shook her for most of the day, she was not lightly tired.
Fang Wanlin and Yu Banxian also let out a long breath at the same time.
I fell straight back, lying on all fours on the sand, my eyes straight to the roof.
The scene of just deceiving the ghost general seems simple, but it is actually dangerous and abnormal.
If there is a mistake in one step, or even a word is missed, it is impossible for a few of us to step out of this door, and we will be directly killed by it, and there is no reason to live.
However, after solving the big trouble of the ghost general, the matter has not come to an end here.
Although its ghost has been reported to the underworld, its grave is still buried in the house and needs to be dug up and removed as soon as possible.