Hum! King Ling snorted coldly and did not answer.

Shen Yan stretched out her head curiously to look at it, and then said to me, "First year of junior high school, Brother Tomb is normal, is there any problem?" ”

Well? Normal? Is the bare body considered normal?

I slowly turned around and saw that King Ling's tomb was already dressed, and Lingzheng's body was covered with a thin quilt, Lingzheng had not yet woken up, and his long eyelashes left a silhouette on his face.

King Ling's Tomb is fast enough.

My grandmother asked me, "What happened just now?" ”

I stammered: "Oh, oh, no, nothing, nothing, it's okay, hehe......"

Grandma patted my head gently: "What a fuss, scared me to death, I thought the city god was ...... Ouch! The incense is still burning, I have to pay homage to God, put the incense well, and then burn some gold for the old man who attracts the soul. With that, he turned around and walked quickly.

Shen Yan walked to King Ling's tomb: "Brother Tomb, where did you go just now?" ”

King Ling's tomb clasped his hands to his chest: "Where is the uncle, it is necessary to report to you?" ”

"No, people just care about you."

"Hmph."

King Ling smiled contemptuously and did not speak again.

Shen Yan was bored with herself, and took my hand: "On the first day of junior high school, let's go back to the room, it's still early, and we can sleep for a while." ”

I rolled my eyes at the tomb of King Ling, this man who doesn't understand the amorous mood doesn't understand the mind of a girl at all. In the past, Shen Yan was fierce, and I didn't like it very much, but now that Shen Yan is so cute, beautiful, and dead set on him, he is not happy anymore.

It's not easy to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and go home now.

King Ling's tomb, this guy who died in heaven and earth, deserves to be single for thousands of years!

I patted Shen Yan on the shoulder and went back to the room with Shen Yan, just the moment I turned around, I suddenly saw Lingzheng's fingers move, I was surprised and delighted, and pounced on Lingzheng's bedside: "Lingzheng, Lingzheng......" Lingzheng slowly opened his eyes, his eyes were as clear as water, I was overjoyed, "Lingzheng, where have you been all day?" We came in several times and didn't see you. ”

Ling Zheng blinked his eyes, and his expression was a little cute: "I asked Ah Tomb to set up a stealth array for me and go to do something." ”

He struggled to get up, and I hurriedly held him down: "Hehe...... It's good for you to lie down, and I'll watch you talk, so that my heart is steady. I put my hand on his vein, paused, there was nothing wrong with his body, he didn't lie to me, I made a grimace: "It turned out to be a stealth array, it's okay if you're fine, hehe......"

Lingzheng raised his hand to stroke my hair: "First year, if you are worried, you are to blame me for not being good." ”

"How can I blame you for that. By the way, Lingzheng, you know? There was a female ghost in our village who specializes in eating men's cocks, and my grandmother said that the female ghost was a ghost sister, and she was a young lady before she was alive, because she received too many customers, and there were a lot of different men's semen left in her body, and after death, she formed a kind of vicious or something like that, so she hated men, so she attached herself to Yang An's body and ate men's small cocks. ”

"......" Lingzheng Qingjun's face was crimson.

I squatted on the side of the bed and held Lingzheng's hand: "Lingzheng Lingzheng, don't be in a hurry to get up first, people have a lot to say to you." I just went to the Yin Division with my grandmother, and the soul collector in half a step told us that the catastrophe of the Yin Division has passed, and we can go to the Yin smoothly in the future. Also, I heard that Lord Chenghuang has returned to his throne...... Also, my Qingming ruler can actually hurt Shen Yanye...... Ouch! King Ling's tomb, your uncle, why are you beating the old lady? ”

King Ling's hand also made a beating motion against me.

I was talking to Lingzheng about being happy, when King Ling's tomb knocked me on the head so hard that it hurt me so much that my eyes were full of stars.

King Ling's tomb slowly took his hand back: "Why are you such a noisy woman?" My senior brother has just come back, can you let him take a break? ”

"Didn't our family Lingzheng just say that he never went out? What do you mean just came back? ”

I touched Lingzheng's forehead, and his body temperature was normal:

King Ling's tomb looked at me helplessly: "Woman, sooner or later, one day you can die stupidly!" The others didn't go out, but the soul went out. Are you going or not? If you don't leave, I'll beat you. ”

Shen Yan grabbed King Ling's arm: "Brother Tomb, don't you fight the first year of junior high school." ”

King Ling's tomb yelled at Shen Yan: "Don't beat her and beat you!" You both get me out! Get out! ”

King Ling's tomb lifted Shen Yan and me from left to right, screwed the two of us out of the door, threw it hard, and then slammed the door shut, leaving us no chance at all. Shen Yan and I looked at each other bitterly for a long time, I sighed and said, "Shen Yan, how can you like King Ling's tomb?" Fierce and reckless, killing people without blinking, killing ghosts without mercy, there is no merit in the whole body, are you blind? ”

Shen Yan looked at me indignantly: "Tang Chuyi, how can you like Third Master Ling?" Do you know that he's actually ......?"

"What is it?"

"Nothing! Ling Sanye is indifferent and ruthless, and he has a straight face all day long, and he doesn't change his expression all year round, I am tired of looking at it, it's really boring, how can you like him? Are you blind too? ”

Shen Yan actually said that about my male god!

I can't bear this breath!

I took out the Qingming ruler: "Shen Yan, do you want to fight?" ”

"Come on! Don't think that the old lady with a Qingming ruler is afraid of you! ”

"Yo...... Just now she looked like a sexy little woman in front of King Ling's tomb, and now she calls herself an old lady, haha......"

Shen Yan crossed her hands on her chest: "Tang Chuyi, you talk so much nonsense, do you want to fight?" ”

"Hit! Come! ”

I put away the Qingming ruler, clenched my hands into fists, and put on a fighting pose.

The war between two women is about to break out.

Suddenly......

Grandma walked over with a cold face, grabbed Shen Yan's ears and me and me left and right: "First year of junior high school, Yan'er, didn't you two promise grandma to be a pair of sisters?" Shout and kill under my nose, see how I clean you up, and follow me back to my room. ”

I screamed in pain, "Eh, grandma, light, it hurts." ”

Shen Yan also gasped in pain on the side.

Grandma said coldly, "Do you know it's wrong? ”

I hurriedly replied with Shen Yan: "Got it." ”

Grandma asked, "What's wrong?" ”

I sighed, "You shouldn't have ears...... Ouch, it hurts, it hurts...... Grandma, my ears hurt. ”

"Make you naughty!"

My grandmother pressed Shen Yan and me to the incense room, asked me and Shen Yan to kneel in front of the shrine, and threw each of us a Heart Sutra: "Recite it a hundred times, and you are not allowed to sleep until you finish it." ”

I felt like the sky was falling.

Ever since I was a child, I was most afraid of chanting the scriptures, and my brain hurt when I read it.

My grandmother turned around and went out, and I hurriedly threw the scriptures aside and looked at the god bottle in the shrine in a daze. Shen Yan opened the Heart Sutra and read it word by word.

"Shen Yan, don't read it, it's a headache to hear."

“…… Tang Chuyi, aren't you a disciple of Buddhism? Why don't you like chanting? Shen Yan stopped.

I rolled my eyes: "I believe in Buddhism, but I don't belong to Buddha." ”

"And who do you belong to?"

"I belong to Lingzheng."

“……”

"Hey, hey."

"Sick!" Shen Yan put the Heart Sutra on her chest and recited it again.

I nudged her: "Didn't you stop reading it?" ”

Shen Yan paused for a moment: "You don't like the Heart Sutra, I like it very much, my grandmother has taught me to recite this since I was a child, and she said that the Heart Sutra is good for me." ”

"You are a coffin child, the yin qi in your body is so heavy, how can reciting the Heart Sutra be good for you?"

"What my grandma said is right."

I tilted my head disdainfully: "Humph......"

Shen Yan recited it again: "Contemplating the Bodhisattva of Freedom, when he walks in the deep Prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering. The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. The relics are the empty phase of all the laws, which are neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor pure, nor increased nor decreased. ”

I covered my head stiffly: "Don't read it, Shen Yan, don't read your uncle's." ”

"Therefore, there is no color in the air, no thought and harmony, no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, no color, sound, fragrance, touch, no vision, and even unconscious ......"

"Ahh

I only felt the blood in my chest surge, my eyes blackened, and I fainted.

When I woke up again, I found myself lying in Lingzheng's arms, my grandmother and Shen Yan were looking at me anxiously, and King Ling's tomb was standing coldly on the side with his hands on his chest, looking at me condescendingly.

"Lingzheng, grandmother ......"

I struggled for a moment, and felt that my body was fine, and my head didn't hurt anymore, "What happened to me?" ”

Shen Yan breathed a long sigh of relief: "You, Tang Chuyi, as a yin girl, you can't listen to the Heart Sutra, you are really weird." ”

"Shut up!"

Ling Zheng suddenly spoke coldly, and Shen Yan was so frightened that she didn't dare to speak again.

I pulled Lingzheng's sleeve: "Lingzheng, don't be so fierce, what happened to me just now?" "I felt Lingzheng's left hand against my vest and his right hand against my chest, and wisps of warm air flowed down Lingzheng's hand into my body, and I felt as comfortable as soaking in a hot spring.

Grandma took a warm towel and put it on my forehead: "Hey, it's all my fault, I don't know that I can't recite the Heart Sutra on the first day of junior high school." ”

My heart was sour: "Grandma, we don't know, it's not your fault." ”

"When you were a child, you just didn't like to chant the Sutra, how can you faint when you listen to Yan'er chant the Heart Sutra now?"

Shen Yan opened her mouth and said, "Yes, I haven't finished reading it again." Tang Chuyi, don't you know, you scared all of us to death just now, your heartbeat stopped, and you haven't breathed yet, Ling Sanye thought I beat you, he twisted my hand off, don't believe it, look ......at it," she said, rolling her sleeves up, revealing a red mark on her white and tender arm, "If it weren't for the special physique of the old lady's coffin, she would have died of pain." ”

I blew at Shen Yan's wound: "I'm sorry, Shen Yan." ”

Shen Yan pursed her lips and didn't speak again.

I turned my head to look at Lingzheng: "Lingzheng, Shen Yan is a girl after all, you should be lighter." ”

"What a stupid girl, I'm dying, and I still care about others." Lingzheng picked me up, and then I realized that I was still in the incense room, and Lingzheng carried me to his room and put me on his bed: "Grandma, from now on, sleep with me on the first day of the new year." ”