Grandma put the vegetables in the pot on the plate: "He, isn't he the dead old man who collected the soul?" ”

"Huh? Soul collectors? ”

"Soul collectors in the underworld?"

Shen Yan and I stood up at the same time, and my grandmother looked at us with a smile on her face: "It's him, the soul collector, when he was alive, he was a monk, and later his merits were complete, and he became a soul collector after he died." Grandma has seen what he looked like after he died, and she has also seen what he looked like before he died, can't be wrong, it's him, haha. "At the mention of the soul collector, my grandmother was very happy, as if my grandfather had come back to life. Thinking about it, grandma walks in the shade very often, and the number of times she deals with soul collectors is naturally a lot.

I asked, "The soul collector is a monk, why does he still eat meat?" ”

"Our family is Sanjing meat, specially prepared for him, he comes every three or five times, I said how is there less meat at home when I got up this morning, it turned out that this dead old man ate it, hahaha......"

I asked my grandmother what is the meaning of three pure meats? Grandma told me that the three pure meat is a name of Buddhism, that is, the meat of animals that are not slaughtered specifically for themselves can be eaten, of course, this premise is that you have not seen, have not heard, and have not suspected that the animal was killed for yourself, this kind of meat is called three pure meat, some monks or Buddhist people with special physical conditions, can eat the three pure meat. Grandma's house has always prepared some pure blood and incense, all for the banquet of some "good friends", these good friends have helped Grandma a lot on the road to the yin.

When I heard my grandmother say this to me, I immediately understood, but I still don't know, why does the soul collector have to talk to Lingzheng?

Grandma said: "This position of soul collector was personally sealed by Lord Chenghuang back then, so what he conveyed to Lord Chenghuang should be true." ”

I asked, "But Lingzheng is the Lord of the City God, why didn't he tell me directly?" ”

"This ...... Maybe Zheng'er doesn't want his identity to be known by many people. ”

"It's unreasonable, grandma, the identity is not related to talking to me, besides, he becomes the city god and asks the soul collector to pass the word, doesn't that expose his identity even more?"

Shen Yan knocked my head down: "Tang Chuyi, why are you so brainless?" Didn't the soul collector say it, this was ordered by the third master of the spirit more than a hundred years ago, how many years have it been, do you think about the actual cause and effect relationship, do you think of something? I shook my head in a daze, told her that I couldn't think of anything, she scolded me for being too stupid, and then brought the plate to the table in the courtyard, ready to eat breakfast, and ignored me completely.

I asked my grandmother what was the reason?

Grandma smiled and touched my head and said, "When Zheng'er comes back, you can ask him yourself." ”

"Hmph...... You all think I'm stupid, but I'm actually wise and stupid. ”

"Uncle, you are a big fool, really stupid!"

King Ling walked into the kitchen with a yawn, picked up the dishes on the stove and walked out, took two steps and stared back at me: "Why are you still stunned?" Help serve the food! Great foolishness! ”

I was so angry that my teeth itched, but Lingzheng was not there, and I didn't dare to provoke him.

King Ling's tomb went out with a vegetable bowl, I looked at his back and muttered: "Fierce and bad guy, there will definitely be no girl willing to marry him in the future, hum...... I wish him a single dog for the rest of his life! ”

My grandmother grabbed my hair and pulled it gently: "Why is the little girl talking bad about people behind her back?" ”

I snorted, "If I'm better at magic than him, I'll definitely say him to my face." ”

Grandma laughed happily: "You hate the little tomb so much?" ”

"I hate to be home." Don't let the beautiful girl Shen Yan go, she always comes to harm me and Lingzheng's good deeds, and I really want to find a chain to lock him up.

Grandma said: "The first day of junior high school, you don't know how good the little tomb is, this child has not had his parents by his side since he was a child, and he has suffered so much, and his personality is inevitably a little evil, when you are not there, he can protect me." The little tomb man is sturdy, good-hearted, and quite filial, I see, it's better than the one your parents introduced to you last time on a blind date called Zhao ...... Zhao: What's coming? ”

"Grandma, it's Zhao Tianming, he's the head of Yujiatang, have you forgotten?"

"Oh, yes, yes, Zhao Tianming, Zhao Tianming. I don't know how many times the small tomb is stronger than Zhao Tianming, Yan'er, this kid doesn't have this blessing, it's a pity. Ay...... I don't know whose girl will be able to accept this kid from the small tomb in the future, that girl is really a blessing from three lifetimes. ”

"Cut, it's a blessing, I think it's mildew...... Yikes! It hurts, it hurts! ”

My neck was choked from behind, judging by the strength and familiar feeling, it must be the tomb of King Ling.

Really......

The cold voice of King Ling's tomb sounded in my ears: "Woman, what did you just say mildew?" ”

I accompanied the smiling face: "I mean, if anyone marries the tomb of King Ling, it is really a blessing from the cultivation of three lives, grandma, are you right?" ”

Grandma chimed in: "Yes, yes, it's a blessing, haha." ”

"Humph!" King Ling's five fingers loosened, pushed me away, "Take five pairs of chopsticks and go out to eat." ”

"Oh."

I took five pairs of chopsticks in disgrace, and came to the courtyard slowly, and suddenly saw Lingzheng pushing the door towards the courtyard, I immediately straightened my waist and put the chopsticks in front of King Ling's tomb: "Lingzheng, my dear Lingzheng, you are finally back, your little brother is bullying me again, you see, my neck still hurts, are there five finger prints on it?" ”

Lingzheng gently rubbed my neck: "Didn't I tell you not to be angry with Ah Tomb when I was away?" Your skill is low, and you can't fight him. ”

I flattened my mouth: "It's not that people are angry with him, it's that he has to pinch me." ”

Ling Zheng looked at King Ling's tomb and scolded lightly: "Ah Tomb, next time you are not allowed to bully the first year of junior high school." ”

King Ling's tomb looked at Ling Zheng with a sour expression: "Senior brother, you are just eccentric, why don't you ask me if I was injured by this woman, I don't care, you don't hurt me anymore!" I want to go home! ”

Me: "......"

Shen Yan: "......"

Grandma: "......"

Ling Zheng touched the hair of King Ling's tomb dotingly: "Ah Tomb, don't mess around, eat well, and after eating, Senior Brother will take you to row a boat." ”

King Ling's tomb suddenly smiled: "Good Le." "Eat with your head down.

I looked at King Ling's tomb for less than three seconds, and it was coquettish and threatening, as if I was jealous, and the changes in my expression were too rich.

Lingzheng sat on the chair, I pulled Lingzheng's sleeve, and told him about the soul collector I dreamed about, he was stunned for a while, and said that more than a hundred years ago, he did entrust the Five Emperors Decree to the Soul Collector, and asked him to hand it over to me, and said how to unlock the seal of the Five Emperors' Decree. I asked him if the Five Emperor's Decrees were not in the corpse of the Yin Ghost in Jiangxin Town? Lingzheng said that Zhao Tianming robbed the Five Emperors' Orders and put them in Jiangxin Town, and Zhao Tianming wanted to lead us to Jiangxin Town.

I said, what is waiting for us in this Jiangxin Town?

Lingzheng said that he didn't know for the time being, the ship was ready, and after eating and cleaning up, he could set off.

While we were eating, Grandma Yin came next door, and he said that his eldest son, who was doing business outside, had recently encountered some problems and wanted to ask his grandmother to help him take a look. Speaking of this Grandma Yin, she died at the age of fifty-five, she gave birth to three sons in her life, the eldest son bought crabs in Wuhan, I heard that the business is big, and he has made a lot of money over the years; Her second son stayed at home to farm, the third son died after giving birth to two daughters, and the third daughter-in-law remarried and left with the two daughters.

Actually, I don't want to see this Grandma Yin.

It is said that she often scolded her third daughter-in-law for not being able to give birth to a son because she favored sons over daughters, so after the death of her third son, the third daughter-in-law tearfully remarried her two daughters. When I was a child, I also saw her third daughter-in-law, who was very smart and kind to people, so she drove her away because Grandma Yin liked her son.

This Grandma Yin's second son gave birth to two sons, and he was lazy to eat all day long, but Grandma Yin was willing to keep them at home and serve them every day.

As for Grandma Yin's eldest son, he is almost forty years old now, and he hasn't given birth to a child yet, but this Grandma Yin doesn't dare to do anything with her eldest daughter-in-law, because the eldest daughter-in-law has money in the family, and her eldest son can make the crab business so big, all thanks to the eldest daughter-in-law.

Grandma Yin is not only patriarchal, but also greedy for money.

No, the eldest son called and said that he hadn't slept well recently, and she immediately asked his grandmother to come and see.

Grandma asked Grandma Yin carefully, why didn't her eldest son sleep steadily? Is it a nightmare? Grandma Yin said yes, the eldest son said that he always dreamed that he had become a crab, and he was steamed in a pot, and when he woke up, his body was hot, as if he had really been steamed.

Grandma said that she couldn't see through this, so she had to ask about it with some incense.

As she spoke, my grandmother said to get up.

Lingzheng grabbed his grandmother's arm and asked her to sit down, and he said to Grandma Yin: "People have their own hearts, and they are bound by yin and yang, and my life is made by me, and I ask for blessings." ”

This sentence made us all confused, and Grandma Yin couldn't find the southeast and northwest, look at grandma, look at me, and then look at Lingzheng, and then stomped her feet, urging grandma to hurry up and worship incense? She called her eldest son back early.

Grandma was not in a hurry, and pushed the whole matter on Lingzheng: "Sister Yin, this is the master I invited, he is much more powerful than me, ordinary people still can't please him, since he opened this mouth for you today, you can beg him and ask him if he has any way to solve your eldest son's matter." ”

Grandma is more respected in this circle, and even she praised Lingzheng so much, so Grandma Yin naturally nodded her head vigorously, and said to Lingzheng, please let the master give a clear message.

Lingzheng took a bite of food slowly and methodically, and said lightly: "Let him stop selling crabs in the future." ”

Grandma Yin was stunned: "Huh? If he doesn't sell crabs, what does he eat? ”

"That's all I have to say, and it's inconvenient to talk about it."

I saw her standing there, so I took the initiative to tell her, what Lingzheng meant, that is, don't divulge too much, otherwise it's not good, don't sell crabs in the future, don't sell some vegetables or something, isn't it good?

Grandma Yin turned her head to look at her grandmother, who nodded affirmatively to her, and then asked, "Then while the master is here today, I have one more thing I want to ask you." ”

Ling Zheng replied, "Please speak." ”

"I want to ask someone to tell the fortune of my eldest son, to see when he can give birth to a son?"

He also gave birth to a son, saying that he would die if he gave birth to a child?

What an old feudal!

Ling Zheng approached Grandma Yin, looked at Grandma Yin's face carefully, and then said: "Tian Zhai, slaves, and parents are people's children's palaces, and your children's palace shows that you will give birth to two daughters and three sons, but among the two daughters, one of them died in a miscarriage, and the second drowned at the age of two, and the third son will grow up safely, but the eldest son has no children, the second son has two sons, and the younger son has two daughters, but the second daughter has changed his surname." ”

I translated Lingzheng's words into the vernacular and told Grandma Yin, and Grandma Yin heard that Qualing was a living immortal, and I said in my heart that Lingzheng was not a living immortal.

Grandma Yin hurriedly asked Lingzheng, can she change the fact that her eldest son has no children? Can you ask for a son with a living immortal?

Lingzheng put down the bowl, stood up, and said lightly: "The filthy land nourishes all things, the water of the clear spring, and there are no fish and shrimp." Grandma Yin didn't understand it at all, so she asked Lingzheng what this meant, and Lingzheng left a sentence: "Let him stop selling crabs, the killing karma is too heavy!" - You go slowly, don't send it. After he finished speaking, he took my hand, "The coffin of the Bund ghost is gone, we only have one day, the first day of the new year, simply clean up, and we will set off immediately." ”

"Okay."