Pig: "Hum Hum T ”

The white-clothed skeleton nodded: "I see, but this is the judgment of the king of Hades, you should accept such a punishment, who made you make an unforgivable mistake a hundred years ago?" If you made a mistake, Hades didn't sentence you to the eighteenth layer of hell, and let you be reincarnated, which is already good. ”

The pig shouted: "Hum hum chirp!! ”

The white-clothed skeleton was taken aback: "How can this be?!" ”

Pig: "Hum haw!" ”

Skeleton in white: "I'll check it out now!" ”

Pig: "Hum Hum ......Hum T

The white-clad skeleton turned and vanished.

I......

it?

Honghong is in a trance, what happened just now?

Lin Yan looked at the pig sympathetically: "I see, it's really pitiful." ”

Huh?

it?

I'm a??

What the hell is going on? How do you feel that everyone can understand the pig's words?

Fan Wuxu sighed and touched my hand, and at this time, I found that the sound of the pig chirping turned into a small human language.

I'll go......?

"What the hell is going on?" I lowered my voice and asked Fan for no help.

Fan Wuxu: "I don't know. ”

Fuck you, I can understand the pig when you touch me, and you're still pretending to be confused?

Then, Fan Wusu lowered his voice and said to me, "I understand, don't be too obvious." I'm just an intern, and at my current level, it's impossible to be proficient in beast language. ”

Me: "......"

It turns out that impermanence ghosts still need to be proficient in countless "foreign languages" to catch all kinds of ghosts...... In this way, the Impermanence Bureau is not only an armed department, but also a high-achieving department.

I'm speechless now, but when I look at the little impermanence ghosts around me, I don't understand it, and I'm just a little bit more mentally balanced.

Because Fan Wusu wanted to pretend that he didn't understand the pig's language, I didn't ask him.

I turned my head and asked Lin Yan, "Why do you say that pig is pitiful?" ”

Lin Shi replied: "Just now the white skeleton asked the pig why he was so resentful, and the pig said that it had been a pig for a hundred years, and he was not convinced; So the white skull said that it was sentenced by the king of Hades, and you deserve it; The pig said unconvinced, but now it is the 101st life to be a pig, if the first 100 lives are the judgment of the king of Hades, then what is this life? The white skull said to go and investigate—it seems that it was a mistake in their Yin Si in the reincarnation arrangement, which is why the pig will be resentful. ”

Official error?

Yin Si, there is such a mistake?

Fan Wuxue's whisper floated in my ear: "Don't be surprised, this kind of mistake is often made. ”

it?

I couldn't help but lean over to Fan Wuxu's side, and asked him in a low voice as low as possible: "Is this kind of mistake 'often'?" What do you eat for your? ”

Fan Wuxu's lips were not moving, but his voice came to my ears, obviously, he didn't want his words to be heard by other impermanence ghosts: "You are really short-sighted, there is more than one kind of human creature in this world, you have a population of more than 6 billion alone, so what about other creatures?" These numbers add up to the fact that even the king of Hades can't count them, and Yin Si has only one system, and if he can't manage it, he will naturally make mistakes. ”

I asked, "What if something goes wrong, what should I do with the yin?" ”

Fan Wusu whispered: "Give Meng Po soup for free." ”

Me: "......"

It's really simple and crude, and it's an unreasonable operation!

Legend has it that after drinking Meng Po soup, people will forget all the memories of their previous lives, so when there is a mistake in Yin Si's work, pour a sip of Meng Po soup, who can still remember the mistakes made by Yin Si?

But when I think about it, it's a little wrong, if Meng Po Tang can really wash away his memory, then how can this pig remember that he has been a pig for a hundred lifetimes?

I told Fan Wusu about this question, and Fan Wusu sighed and told me: "Meng Po's department is also lazy, and there are so many Meng Po soups to make in one day, and there are so many people queuing up for reincarnation, how can they take care of all of them, so sometimes, there will be ghosts who miss to drink Meng Po soup to be reincarnated." However, this kind of mistake is harmless, so the top will turn a blind eye, after all, it takes too much effort to really investigate it carefully! ”

After a pause, Fan Wusu said again: "And the category of beasts, they will only be sentenced to be reincarnated into the animal path after making mistakes in their previous lives, and the Meng Po department is generally more lenient on sinners, because even if the beasts are reincarnated, their IQ will not be too high, and their spiritual sense will always be confused, even if the memory cannot be washed clean, the beasts will not remember clearly." Therefore, their memory management of this beast is relatively relaxed. Now that there is such a major mistake, Meng Po must have to introduce someone to take on this responsibility. ”

Sounds so complicated.

"Alas, you don't have to worry about these things, Yin Si will handle it himself." Fan Wusu said.

I nodded: "Did you already know that this pig was already the 101st pig?" ”

He nodded, acquiescing.

That's right, his book of life and death is relatively advanced, and if you want to check it, it must be more detailed and clear.

You see, the white-clothed skeleton still has to ask why the pig is full of such great resentment, obviously the white-clothed skeleton doesn't know the pig's judgment for a hundred years, and her authority is not enough for Fan Wusheng.

After knowing the truth, I looked at this pig again, and my heart was filled with sympathy.

A hundred generations to be a pig sounds miserable. It finally survived until the hundred lifetimes passed, but I didn't expect the 101st life to be a pig! Whose body is this, who can stand it?

After a while, the skeleton in black came running over, and he said to me: "You go back first, this matter will not be solved for a while, my wife has already submitted an application to the above, but to find out the pig's Baishi file, at least it will take a while." During this time, the pig's ghost will remain in our group, and if the pig goes berserk, you'll have to make an extra trip. ”

"Okay." I asked uneasily, "What about the curse that pigs leave behind?" ”

The black-clothed skeleton said, "Since this ghost has already subdued the law, then it will naturally not make trouble. ”

He beckoned, and a pair of black and white impermanence appeared in front of him.

He whispered a few words to the pair of black and white impermanence, and the black and white impermanence threw a soul chain around the pig's neck, and the two impermanence led the pig away.

Although the pig still had some chirping complaints, it seemed to be very well-behaved.

It has fallen into the hands of the Impermanence Bureau, and there should be no more chaos.

"Good work." The black-clothed skeleton grinned, and his teeth were really shining: "My wife and I will bless you from tooth decay in this life!" ”

"Poof...... Thank you! I struggled to hold back a smile.

The black-clothed skeleton sent me and Lin Shi out of the space and left.

*

After leaving the Impermanence team, watching the flow of people in the hospital corridor, I finally felt like I was back in the world!

Get~!

"I thought there would be something fun here, but I didn't expect me to come over and play soy sauce!" Lin Shi slapped a lazy waist, glanced at me with contempt, and said, "Next time, I won't listen to your kid's nonsense, I thought you really brought me to Fan Xiaoba to play, but it turned out that I came to do something." Hmph, are you going to trick me into coming over and helping you? ”

"No, no." I hurriedly snorted and said, "Didn't you come over to make soy sauce in the end?" If I really planned to trick you into coming over to help, wouldn't you have been taken out by me a long time ago? But in the end, aren't you still a quiet beautiful man next to you, and you didn't make a move at all? ”

"That's right, even if you still know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." Lin Yan snorted, turned his head and left: "I won't play with you anymore, I'll go find a place to wave." ”

Seeing his back about to walk out of my field of vision, the suspicion in my heart finally broke free from the cage!

"Ah Zheng!" I suddenly shouted.

He stopped.

After a while, he turned his head, said "hey", and looked at me with a smile: "Finally you found out." ”

I suddenly felt like I was stuck in my heart!

The secret I tried to hide for so long was still discovered by Zuo Zheng!

He finally knew that there were no longer only living people and ghosts in this world, and he would finally know all the untold stories hidden in the darkness......

From the moment "Lin Shi" appeared in front of me tonight, I felt weird, because his appearance was so coincidental, not sooner or later, just when I was about to come to the hospital.

Lin Yan's attitude towards impermanence ghosts is not the same as before, in the past, he was a very "philistine" ghost fairy, knowing that he was a ghost immortal, and his cultivation was extremely high, so he didn't need to put the impermanence ghosts in the mortal world in his eyes, but he was also well versed in the truth that "the people do not fight with the officials", so he was still respectful to the small impermanence who cultivated countless steps lower than himself; But today's "Lin Shi" is not like this.

But when I thought that the person who had been with me tonight was not Lin Shi, but the "Lin Shi" pretended to be Zuo Zheng, my heart was panicked.

I really think Zuo Zheng is too low, I thought that this person would be very sincere, not crooked, he would only be himself, and he would not play others.

But unexpectedly, he still succeeded.

He stayed with me for so long, and I didn't even notice the flaw, why is that?

When I think about it carefully, I understand that Zuo Zheng did not "take the initiative" to say anything from the beginning, and I "took the initiative" to tell him everything.

It was I who told him that Lin Shi was a ghost;

It was I who told him that we were going to see the impermanence;

It was I who told him that the impermanence ghost would respect the ghost and the fairy for three points - so he pretended to be an uncle, but he didn't expect that this was a flaw, and the slippery Lin Shi would not really pretend to be an uncle in front of the little impermanence ghost.

It turns out that a person has to pretend to be another person and say nothing, which is the highest cliché skill......

"Poof! What are you thinking, stinky boy? He suddenly gave me a blank look, and threw a rose in front of me, and the delicate rose, when it flew in front of me, the petals spread out, and finally turned into smoke and dust, and disappeared.

"You stupid buddy, you can't do that, do you?" Lin Yan smiled at me, "I really don't know how you could have confused me with that stupid boy, could it be that I am attached to him and behave more and more like him?" ”

Me: "......"

"Next time, don't fool me." He said in a low voice, his smile a little cold, and it seemed that he was still concerned about my abduction of him to the hospital.

I watched his back disappear into the hallway, and I couldn't calm down.

Zuo Zheng or Lin Shi?