Chapter 3 Are you still short of errands?
A spell was deeply imprinted in Zhang Xuan's memory, Zhang Xuan was suddenly overjoyed, and couldn't help covering his mouth, wahaha, the protagonist's life is about to begin.
Wait, why isn't it as dark as it used to be, and how do you see the objects around you so really?
"Host, this is the effect of the eye of the sky, you can not feel dark at night, and see everything that others can't see."
"Wow, there's something on the ground." Zhang Xuan quickly stepped forward, picked it up and saw that it was actually a wallet, which was swollen and bulging, and when he opened it, it was full of broken silver.
"Mom, this is also the effect of the eye of the sky." Zhang Xuan searched around, but never found any items.
At this time, there was a faint sound in the cornfield, Zhang Xuan looked for the sound, and only saw a dark figure coming out of the cornfield.
Take a closer look, I'll rub it, it's Uncle Nine!
Zhang Xuan hurriedly greeted him: "Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine, are you okay?" ”
Zhang Xuan rushed up and called Uncle Jiu, but Uncle Jiu was stunned, and he stared at Zhang Xuan in surprise: "You...... What are you calling me? ”
"Uncle Nine, what, you're not Uncle Nine?" Zhang Xuan was also a little unsure, after all, the ninth uncle in his previous life looked like this, and as for what the current ninth uncle looked like, he couldn't say clearly.
Uncle Nine was stunned for a moment and said, "You...... It's my junior brother, don't you keep calling me old stubborn or little Jiujiu, can't you call me uncle? ”
"Old stubborn, little ninety-nine...... Uh, so cute! Zhang Xuan almost stopped laughing, the tragic man was so talented, but this also made Zhang Xuan sure that the person in front of him was Uncle Jiu.
"Uncle Nine...... Old Stubborn ...... Little Jiujiu, or Xiao Jiujiu is cute, Xiao Jiujiu, are you okay? Zhang Xuan asked.
When this incident was mentioned, Uncle Jiu's face was difficult to look at, and a pair of eyes were about to kill Zhang Xuan: "What can I do, uncle, can you kid stop causing trouble for me, every time you make trouble, I will help you wipe your ass." ”
"I'm helping you this time."
"It's not that you provoked it, I really don't understand, why did the master fall in love with you back then, what else can you do besides picking up ghosts, picking up girls, and causing trouble?"
"Uh...... There's so much I can do, you'll find out later. Zhang Xuan's heart was hearty, with the protagonist system in life, are you still worried that you can't be the protagonist?
"What about the female ghost, you rescued me because you seduced the female ghost, right?"
Zhang Xuan was stunned, uncle, don't I have the slightest ability except for seduction?
At this moment, a person suddenly popped up beside him: "Master, are you okay, Master, I'm worried about you to death...... However, what kind of talisman was Uncle Shi just now, one move wiped out a ten-year-old ghost! ”
"What, it's extinguished, you said junior brother, he...... He's a waste, can he kill a ghost, or is he a ghost who has been cultivated for ten years? ”
"Yes, one move kills, it's amazing. Wowhaha, worship me to death, uncle, why don't I make you an apprentice? ”
Uncle Nine kicked Qiusheng's ass and scolded: "Boy, are you saying that being a teacher is not as good as this unreliable junior brother?" ”
"No, I haven't seen you use that trick just now, Master! As the so-called ginger is still old and spicy, the small one is almost hot! ”
"Look for death!" When Uncle Nine catches up, he will fight Qiusheng.
Qiusheng immediately ran away: "I'll go back first, uncle, master, you two brothers and sisters are slowly exchanging lives, right?" ”
Uncle Nine stomped his foot angrily, stared back at Zhang Xuan, and asked, "Just now, that ghost was killed by you?" ”
"yes, killed."
"Senior brother, we have ancestral training in Maoshan, ghosts are also alive, everything is about the reincarnation of cause and effect, this time it was you who lured the female ghost first, and it really shouldn't be killed him!"
"So...... Xiao Jiujiu won't kill ghosts in the past? ”
"Of course, what can be exceeded, and what cannot be exceeded, will be extinguished."
"Wowhaha...... In the future, you can reap the benefits of the fisherman. ”
"What?"
"It's nothing, Xiao Jiujiu, if you catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits in the future, you must take me with you, but you can't swallow it alone." Zhang Xuan hurriedly admonished.
Uncle Nine looked dazed and said, "No, junior brother, you ...... Didn't you never hunt demons with me? ”
"That was before, tonight I suddenly thought it was fun to hunt ghosts, very fun, and if you swallow it alone in the future, I'm going to beat the little ass!"
Uncle Nine was speechless.
The two chatted and soon arrived at Yizhuang.
Zhang Xuan looked at Uncle Jiu's house, the blue bricks and green tiles were dilapidated, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly, the house where Uncle Nine lived was really a little shabby, which was very different from the film and television dramas.
Entering the courtyard, Zhang Wencai rushed out, hugged Uncle Jiu and cried: "Master, Wencai misses you so much, you finally came back alive, I ...... I'm afraid you won't be able to come back, but the tablets are ready for you. ”
Uncle Nine pushed Zhang Wencai away and scolded: "Being a teacher is not so short-lived!" ”
When I entered the room, I saw that there was indeed a mourning hall in the center of the hall, and a portrait of Uncle Nine was enshrined.
Uncle Nine was furious, divided by one by three, and smashed the mourning hall!
Zhang Xuan stood aside, bitter in his heart, Uncle Jiu, you have a problem with your eyes, what kind of apprentices have you recruited, one escapes from the battle, and the other burns incense for the living......
After Uncle Jiu scolded him, he touched his wallet from his body and said, "Wencai, I'm hungry, buy some barbecue!" ”
Zhang Xuan was stunned, there is barbecue in the town this year?
But then, Uncle Jiu's face became ugly: "Hey, where's my wallet, what's the ...... It's gone! ”
Zhang Xuan was clever in his heart, tile rubbing, could it be that the wallet he picked up belonged to Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu's private money is good, so a big bag of broken silver, at the price of this world, is enough to rent a big house.
Zhang Xuan thought about it, it was better not to give it to Uncle Jiu, lest he lose it next time, what a loss it would be!
Zhang Xuan quietly took out a piece of broken silver from his pocket, gave it to Zhang Wencai, and said, "Wencai, go buy barbecue!" ”
"Ah, Uncle Shi...... I've never seen so much money in my life, and you're always rich! ”
"Well, you'll get the rest of your spare money!" Anyway, it wasn't his own money, Zhang Xuan didn't feel distressed at all, and gave it to him directly.
"Uncle Shi, are you still short of errands?"
"This ...... To be considered, get done! ”
Uncle Nine on the other side has already begun to rummage through the cabinets: "Where is the wallet, why can't I find it, where is the wallet, the wallet ...... I finally got to the corpse ......."
"Senior brother, you ...... Where did you get the money? When he turned around, he saw Zhang Xuan's broad move, so he questioned.
Zhang Xuan was nervous for a while, Made, Uncle Nine wouldn't know, and hurriedly said: "I didn't want to spend the pocket money you gave me before, and I saved it, isn't this just in handy." ”
"That's right, uh...... You wait at home first, I'll look for it, maybe the money will fall to Shilipo! ”
Without waiting for Zhang Xuan to speak, he had already run out of the smoke.