"it, do you want your computer?"

At night, my mother called to ask this kind of question, and Ren Suo instantly became vigilant: "Which cousin, cousin, cousin took a fancy to my computer?" Don't give it away, there's very important data in it. ”

Although Ren Suo has a desktop console and a laptop computer on Lianjiang's side, he has always maintained the old computer at home, at least allowing him to go home and play a few fighting games with his sister.

Not to mention that the old computer treasures a lot of old-fashioned RPG game archives,Photo data from junior high and high school,The most important thing is that it treasures all kinds of text carriers that Ren Suo has collected since the estrus period、Picture carrier、Video and audio carriers,Even foreign games without sinicization。

It doesn't matter if the computer is gone, it doesn't matter if the relatives find out about their treasures and poison the cousins, what if the news spreads?

Just for the sake of his cousin, cousin, cousin, and cousin, Ren Suo also has to persuade his mother not to deal with his computer casually!

"It's not a giveaway." Ren's mother said: "Look at what you said, am I the kind of person who sacrifices my son's property to please my relatives? ”

"It's good if not." Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why are you asking?" ”

"I want to burn this thing, it doesn't look worthy."

"Okay, why are you burning it?" Ren Suo was stunned: "That's a graphics card, not a gas stove!" ”

"What a gas stove." Ren's mother said: "If you are useless, then I will burn your computer to your grandfather and grandmother." It's too expensive to buy a new one, and you haven't used it a few times a year...... Why don't you just go back and use your computer to go to an Internet café? ”

"Wait, wait—" Ren Suo said, "You burn my computer to my grandfather and grandmother?" ”

Ren Suo's grandfather and grandmother died before he was born, and Ren Suo's impression of them was basically the name on the god card and the old black and white photo.

However, their family has never been superstitious, so they may go to burn incense to worship their ancestors on the Qingming Festival, and Ren Suo has even put this activity on hold since he went to college - it takes a lot of money and energy to go back and forth between Lianjiang City and his hometown Baiyun City!

With this time and holidays, isn't it good to stay in the dorm and play games? When Ren Suo is playing the game, he will definitely thank the ancestors of the Ren family from the bottom of his heart like he thanked Qu Yuan.

And usually Ren Suo will say hello to his grandparents when he goes home, and he will show his heart on the pillar incense, which is interesting enough.

Why did Ren's mother suddenly want to burn the computer to her grandfather and grandmother? Even if you want to burn it, you should burn paper to make it, how can you really burn it?

Ren's mother: "Oh, son, don't you go online?" Do you know Ren Neise? is the person who posted supernatural videos on the Internet, and he posted a new movie again! Tut-tut, you can watch it on the Internet, you don't need to go to the cinema, you say that this person is not sick in the brain, and he doesn't make any money. ”

Ren Suo: "...... I know Ren Neisser and I've watched the movies he posted, so what does this have to do with my computer......"

"Now it's crazy on the Internet, and his movies prove that there are ghosts in this world!

The dead may still be alive as long as we incense every day!

And the houses we burned, the money, the cars, they can also receive them! ”

Ren's mother said: "Didn't you see that at the end of the movie, those people are also burning things to bless the living family?" It is useful for the living to burn things, and it is also useful for the dead to burn things! Anyway, it's not worth a lot of money to burn things, so they have to have a good time down there, eat and drink spicy food. ”

"Our community has been burning since early in the morning, and the smoke outside has not yet dispersed, and everyone is looking forward to burning things for the ancestors, so that the ancestors can also protect themselves. Do you remember that Aunt Wang upstairs in our house? ”

"I don't remember." Ren Suo hasn't been at home for a few months a year, how can he remember those three aunts and six wives.

"It's the one whose son's college entrance examination score is 50 points higher than yours."

As soon as he said this, Ren Suo remembered that the seal-type aunt he didn't want to see after the college entrance examination: "Oh, that's a very arrogant ...... What's wrong with her? ”

"Her son recently gave birth to her a granddaughter, and she burned the most in the whole building. She doesn't burn paper, she burns models made of clay, like cars, playgrounds, movie theaters, and gymnasiums.

I heard that her father-in-law liked to listen to cross talk when he was alive, and her son also bought a real wax figure at a large price and burned it. And she said that her father-in-law might be lonely when he watched cross talk alone, and her father-in-law liked to write articles before his death, and her son bought more than a dozen dummies by the way and burned them to her father-in-law as a reader and friend.

We were really eye-opening today, how can these dummies be so real. ”

Ren's mother was surprised: "Her family spends so much money, just because she wants her ancestors and ancestors to bless her granddaughter, her son, and her daughter-in-law to wake up casually, of course, by the way, make a fortune, and the whole family is not bad......"

"Wow, she wants to rob the ancestors and ancestors underground." Ren Suo said, "All you burn my computer for the purpose of ......"

"Hey, your dad and I are such people." Ren's mother said: "It's just that everyone worships their ancestors, and they usually burn things for fear of affecting their neighbors, but now they are not afraid to burn them, so they burn them casually." ”

"Then you buy paper to burn it......"

"There are also paper-made ones, and the latest Macbook. Your computer is guaranteed to be used, and the elderly may not be used to foreign goods. Ren's mother said.

Ren Suo didn't bother to correct Microsoft's operating system as a foreign product, "Then you don't have to burn it so fiercely, don't you have any requirements?" ”

"Although I don't say no, if the ancestors and ancestors want to take care of their grandson, help me and your father raise our salaries and benefits, bless your sister's academic progress, slow down the aging rate, and increase the body's immunity, it is also an excellent ......"

"You're asking for a lot." Ren Suo said: "Want to burn something to bless the whole family?" ”

Ren's mother corrected him: "How can there be a whole family, isn't it not including you." ”

"......" Ren Suo: "According to my age, am I sent by PHS or BP machine?" ”

"Of course you are my own son." Ren's mother said: "I just learned it from Aunt Wang. ”

Ren Suo was furious: "Aunt Wang is bless his son's whole family to the ancestors!" Look at other people's mothers! ”

"You said it, Aunt Wang is bless her son's whole family to the ancestors." Ren's mother said gracefully: "You are my son, what about your family?" ”

"......" Ren Suo felt a slight sense of wrongness.

"What about my daughter-in-law? What about my grandchildren? Ren's mother said bitterly: "Now that your sister is in the same school as you, and your age is also very suitable, why don't you beg your sister and find a way to find a blind ...... from the students It's the right girl for you. ”

"Your sister, I'm not worried, even if you worry me and your father, the ancestors must be also worried, how can they be willing to bless you......"

"My hair is dry, it's late, I'm going to sleep, we'll talk next time." Ren Suo simply hung up the phone.

I didn't expect that after not talking on the phone for a while, my mother actually became smarter - this way of urging marriage can still rub hot spots!

And he is sure that he can't find it with his own strength, Ren Suo is not convinced, with his charm, will no one hold him to confess?

Returning to the living room from the balcony, Zhao Huo, who was packing items, turned his head to look at him: "It's so late, is there anything wrong?" If you have something, just tell my brother. ”

"It's okay, harassing calls."

Zhao Huo put down the encapsulated fantasy item, walked over and hugged Ren Suo tightly, as if he wanted to rub him into his body-

"Brother, I love you to death!"

Ren Suo, who had no love, pushed Zhao Huo away: "Man old dog, don't be so numb, please eat me...... Just send me some spirit stones. ”

Zhao Huo was not even a fetter, Ren Suo gave him a lot of things, and he was not polite to him at all. Originally, Ren Suo usually asked for food in return, but now he felt that the food outside was not good, so he still discounted it.

"There are several things you have here, I was reluctant to buy them before!" Zhao Huo directly avoided the spirit stone and other questions, and said excitedly: "And you haven't even destroyed the packaging box, after it is installed, it will be the same as the unopened one, which is collectible!" ”

Ren Suo is not a two-dimensional like Zhao Huo, and he doesn't understand that 'original and undismantled' is almost as important to them as 'virgin', so he waved his hand and said: "If you like it, take it away quickly." ”

Ren Suo naturally opened a lot of fantasy items for "High Energy Ahead", but the box was not thrown.

He picked out some items that took up a special position and gave them to Zhao Huo, but he didn't expect Zhao Huo to help him dispose of the box by the way - he prepared tools to repack the items by himself.

Sending Zhao Huo away, Ren Suo found out that it was still early, so he went online to look at the current news.

Before, he was on the intranet, and the discussions in it had a threshold, at least nationally recognized researchers could speak, and the things discussed were naturally a bit sunny and snowy, and they were all about some essential issues.

Looking at the news now, Ren Suo found that the world had begun to dance-

"The Rich Spend 30 Million to Buy Out the Model Museum"

"Lianjiang City Administration Bureau Notice: Open Fire Worship is Strictly Prohibited in the City"

Shocked! The wife actually burned her husband..."

Ren Suo clicked in to make a title for the dog - people who are out of high-class fun are so simple - found that it was really another title party, but the wife took advantage of this ancestor worship fever to burn her husband's treasured Magic, and melted the runes of her husband's lol account...

Hopefully, her father-in-law can find poker buddies and masturbation buddies underground.

Ren Suo actually expected this situation slightly, but he didn't expect it to be so crazy.

This is still the situation in China, God knows how foreigners misunderstand the custom of burning things during the Qingming Festival, and there should be big news in a few days.

Ren Suo had no interest in this: when he was playing the game, he had a vague feeling that there might be some reason why those villagers existed.

Not everyone can go to Taoyuan Village with their legs stretched out to enjoy happiness.

Therefore, he also took these news as a joke, and when the time changed from 23:59 to 00:00, he immediately turned on the small world game console!

This month's free game slots, refresh!

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"Unfinished games cannot be upgraded to star ratings"

"As compensation, there will be a minimum merit reward for unfinished games (all Small World game promotions, Nether Company reserves the right of final interpretation)"

Ren Suo was slightly stunned, and saw a Samsung game appear in the free game bar:

"The Girl Who Fights"

"This game is an unfinished game, help the girl fight, and defeat all the evil lewd guys! There are in-app purchase options for this game, Exclusive Rewards: Unknown, Minimum Merit Reward: 100, Game Difficulty: 3 Stars"

After a few months, Ren Suo actually drew the unfinished game again!

But that time was different from now, Ren Suo played the unfinished game that time, because he wanted to try it.

Now that he knows what the unfinished game is, and the game is not 3 stars, he is naturally lacking in interest.

Although he wasted a lottery opportunity, Ren Suo was not too depressed - there were two more!

Consume the autumn equinox promotion and make a lottery!

"Inhuman Lori"

"This game is an unfinished game, help Lori complete the final transformation! There are in-app purchase options for this game, Exclusive Rewards: Unknown, Minimum Merit Reward: 120, Game Difficulty: 3 Stars"

"The next one should be "Invincible Auntie"..."Ren Suo's tone was full of endless resentment.

Two games in a row are unfinished? Was this month predicted by astrologers that the production of unfinished games this month will increase dramatically?

Ren Suo still has one last chance - the Mid-Autumn Festival.

But Ren Suo is a bit difficult to ride a tiger now: if he draws an unfinished game again, it will really be a loss of urine blood.

Generally speaking, the promotion effect of the Mid-Autumn Festival is definitely stronger than that of ordinary solar term promotions, although it is not comparable to "free", but it is still within the tolerance range of Ren Suo.

Just when Ren Suo was hesitating, the system popped up a prompt:

"Do you want to spend the "Mid-Autumn Festival Sale" as a price to draw this month's free games?"

"Note: The Mid-Autumn Festival is a historical and traditional festival, and when consumed, a special effect - Reunion will be activated."

"Reunion (Free Column Exclusive Effect): All alternative games will be merged (including game mechanics, game tasks, game protagonists, and game rewards), and the game star will be at least 4 stars after the fusion is completed.

When multiple games merge, the main character of the game will be randomly assigned.

Exclusive rewards and rewards for fused games are related to the fused game.

Because the fusion game is not rigorously designed, there is no character rating and no mission evaluation, and all rewards can be obtained by clearing the game (but the total rewards will inevitably drop).

Because the fusion game is not strictly designed, there will be a playthrough prompt when playing, and if you play according to the prompts, you will definitely be able to clear the game (but the total reward may be reduced).

The final interpretation of the fusion game belongs to Nether."

After Ren Suo watched the effect of [Reunion], he felt a strong smell of conspiracy from it.

Although the disadvantages of the fusion game are written in many places, the flaws are not hidden - the system will continue to provide hints to ensure that the game can be cleared!

Is it really a Mid-Autumn Festival gift package?

Or do you need a lot of gold for Ren Suokr?

Although there is some hesitation, the system guarantees that the fusion game is more than 4 stars, which is already the biggest benefit - his clear spring ringing ring is waiting to be fed.

And he also wants to quickly upgrade to level 5 player and summon collectors to come out and cook. At this time, every time you clear a high-star game, you have earned time.

Why don't you believe that small world game consoles will occasionally do good things?

Ren Suo thought for a moment, and resolutely chose to consume the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion - the promotion is available every month, but the fusion game may only have one chance to play once a year!

People who are out of high-class fun are so easy to get caught into.

The soul of hardcore hardcore players is burning! He's going to try this game that looks mysterious!

Even if it's, Ren Suo admits it!

"You have consumed the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion opportunity to draw free games"

"A 4-star game has been added to the free games slot"

Without waiting for Ren Suo to see what game it was, the system popped up a prompt again:

"The reunion effect is activated, and all the alternative games in the free game bar are merging."

"The small world is merging..."

"The small world is merging..."

"The fusion is complete."

My Life Is Not Your Game

"Yo, the name of the game seems to be very unhappy with me."