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Reporter J: Xiao Gu, you don't look good lately, and you have a vegetable complexion.

Xiao Gu: I eat poison every month, and I soak in poison soup on the fifteenth day of the new year, if it weren't for my bones Qingqi, I am a good seedling that is not born in the world, I would have hung it up a long time ago!

Reporter J: .....

Xiao Gu: But I haven't had any meat lately, it's too weak to bear it. Alas!

Reporter J: Everyone is very curious, why didn't you knock down Qin San's cousin.

Xiao Gu: (squinting at the reporter) Even Xu Lao'er dislikes the body, how can I bite it!

Reporter J: (twitches at the corners of his mouth) .....

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In addition to Zhang Buyan, a fellow student in Suzhou, Feng Shuanglin, Xu Lan, Cui Zhongxian, Hao Tianlu, etc., many Confucian students who are full of economic wealth are also deeply hidden, and they are very humble and friendly.

Whenever a teaching assistant or Ph.D. reads a lecture note, he or she should mention something like "If you don't follow the rules, how can you be a square circle!" "The sun and the moon can shine for a long time, and the four seasons change and can be long-lasting. When this kind of topic is raised, anyone who is called up to make a summary can make the listener feel admiration spontaneously.

Shun Yu only learned that the Confucian scholars who pursued the imperial examination were not all promoted to become rich and wealthy, but even those who had great ambitions to govern the country and serve the people were responsible for saving the people in the world.

For example, Xu Lan.

Zhang Buyan finished copying, wiped the ink stains on his fingertips, looked back and quietly asked Shun Yu, who was sitting behind him: "Xu Lan has not been seen for a few days, do you know the reason?" ”

Shun Yu's pen tip did not stop, and he said lightly for a while: "If you ask the reason, you should know better, I have just entered the Sincerity Hall." ”

Tired of Zhang Buyan's unruly temperament, he always thinks about people who are difficult to distinguish between reality and fiction, and he is not tired!

Zhang Buyan pursed the corners of his mouth, and read her post, the more he wrote, the more he regressed! I was very relieved, and said with a smile: "I heard that Xu Lan has a good relationship, but it's not a lady,.......... It's the prisoner in our sincerity hall, the flowers are fragrant, guess who it will be? Recognized. ”

Shun Yu finished describing the last word, slowly put down the pen, and then looked at him with round eyes, and suddenly realized: "Ah! Xu Lan's good look, it turned out to be you? ”

Cui Zhongxian came over with a golden fan and smiled.

Zhang Buyan's face flushed, and he said angrily: "Feng Jiu's vain words and insults, blood spurting people, angry with me." ”

Unable to stand the joke, Shun Yu shook his head and sighed: "I have just come to this hall, I don't know anyone, you come to ask me, it must be recognized by both of us, I am not, I only recognize you, it must be you." ”

"Well, there's a little bit of truth to that." Cui Zhong looked at Zhang Buyan, looked up and down at the small body, and smiled playfully: "If it's you, I can only say that Xu Lan's guy is really hopeless." ”

Some classmates next to him only heard a few words, covered their mouths and sneered.

Zhang Buyan blushed and was about to drip blood, looked at Shun Yu with hatred, and said coldly: "It's all messy and blind guessing, Xu Gong handed Wu Siye a post, and I heard that he invited four or five prisoners to his mansion as guests, and the one who was good was also among them, and it was the donkey and the horse that would always pull it out." ”

"You're well-informed." Cui Zhongxian knocked him on the shoulder with a fan bone: "Who did you hear it from?" ”

Zhang Buyan's temperament is inflammatory, how dare he hide it in front of this Goryeo prince, and said honestly: "It's Wei Xun from the monastery who spent 200 yuan to get the news from Xiong Fang." ”

Xiong Fang is known as the "Jinyi Guard" in the Guozi Prison, and he is especially good at collecting and probing information, cheat sheets and exams on behalf of other things that cannot see the light of day, and it must be true to spend money to buy them.

”......... That man of God!" Cui Zhongxian smiled and asked, "Can I ask who invited?" ”

Zhang Buyan shook his head, gritted his teeth and said: "That Xiong Fang lion opened his mouth widely, he had to be five taels of silver, and he was spurned by everyone, anyway, he will know soon, and he is not afraid to wait a few more days." ”

This car was muttering gossip, and the hall chief came to Feng Shuanglin, frowned and passed the word, and Mr. asked him to get the revised practice book.

Feng Shuanglin closed the "Collection of Legends of the Spring and Autumn Period of the King James Dynasty", rubbed his eyebrows, slowly got up and dressed around his clothes, and then left his position, his eyes did not squint past Shun Yu's several tables, and a wisp of summer wind penetrated through the window, blowing his clothes away, leaving a smell......... It's hard to describe.

Prison student Hu Kun took out a sachet and sniffed deeply.

Zhang Buyan suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile: "On weekdays, Yongting is inseparable from Xu Lan and gets along very well, you see that he has red lips and white teeth, and no mustache, this appearance of a boy and a girl, is it Xu Lan's good look?" ”

Cui Zhongxian hit him on the forehead with a fan bone again, knocking hard, and Zhang Buyan grinned and snorted.

Shun Yu pursed her lips and opened her mouth lightly: "The joy of men's style, only teenagers can play, once they are over twenty years old, it is absolutely impossible." ”

Feng Shuanglin has passed twenty years, and everyone knows it.

"What is this teaching? Never heard of it. Hu Kun's face was full of curiosity, and Cui Zhongxian's thin long eyes looked slightly, and he couldn't see what he was thinking.

Shun Yu continued: "Dafan Jiaotong is young, and her body is weak, and her yang energy has not risen, which is no different from that woman. so that she can do women's things. Once you have more than 20 years old, you are a great husband, if you do this with someone again, it is the so-called two yang fighting, comparable to two tigers fighting, there will always be two losers, even hurt life. ”

She paused: "You see that most of those singing operas are eleven or twelve-year-old Qing children, who are taught to learn the makeup of women, and are made up by wealthy businessmen and rich officials, and there are halls in Furong Hutong, where young and beautiful children are raised. Can you see that there are people who are in their twenties and have strong bones? ”

This young man's ability to be serious and nonsense should be able to say that the heavens and the earth smell a lot of ugly! Cui Zhongxian shook his fan twice and hid a light smile from his lips.

"Feng Jiu, you and I went to the capital together at the beginning of the year, you and you........ How can you be so well-informed in a few months? Zhang Buyan was dumbfounded when he heard it, and he already believed it to be true.

Shun Yu smiled: "I have a cousin who doesn't grow up very much, spends all day drinking, playing prostitutes, if you still want to hear it, I will take you to meet him one day!" ”

"You........ You mock me again! Zhang Buyan's face turned blue and he was furious.

Shun Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, but Hu Kun smacked his mouth and said in a low voice with a treacherous expression: "If I am Xu Lan, except for what Feng Jiu said, I don't want Yongting, what's the use of being beautiful, you smell the smell on his body, it's enough to make people bear." ”

turned to ask Shun Yu with an inquiring eye: "You are in the same room in the same house, Brother Yang Ming is the most protective of his temper, and he said that he had never smelled the smell of the suckle, Feng Jiu, you are not allowed to lie." ”

Shun Yu raised his eyes to look at him, and said very calmly: "Now that the summer is scorching, it is often a hot sweat, and he is said to be you and me, who does not have a pickled smell on his body at night, just wash it clean, and then don't say that people are short and long behind his back, others think that you are jealous of his knowledge and knowledge, but it seems that your face is still hateful." ”

Hu Kun's face turned red and white for a while, and the head of the hall came to look for him to go to Mr. to endorse the book, and he snorted and stood up and left.

Zhang Buyan also turned around and was angry, but Cui Zhongxian was still leaning sideways, his eyes shining, and he stared at Shun Yu seriously.

After a while, she smiled and leaned close to her ear, and her voice was inaudible: "If I were Xu Lan, no one else would want it, as long as you were good, so Feng Jiu, you have to be careful." Xu Gong's methods are very vicious! ”