Chapter 392: Five-Year-Old Mother! (Ask for a subscription!) )
"It's finally here!"
Bai Xiaofei's spiritual sense is so powerful, even if he doesn't deliberately use it, he can grasp all the movements within a radius of a few meters. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The barber shop with the sauce is no more than three meters away from Ah Gui's noodle shop. As soon as Ah Xing and Fat Boy approached the barbershop, Bai Xiaofei found them, and immediately looked stunned, and said secretly: "The plot has finally begun!" ”
Ah Xing and Fat Boy pretended to be members of the Axe Gang and began to scam Sauce Explosion.
Not for a while.
The neighborhood was all around.
Ah Xing, just like in the plot of the movie, was punched by the aunt who cultivated the field and suffered internal injuries, and then he was frightened by the strange tenants.
"What the hell, there is no one like a human!" Ah Xing said depressedly.
"He's blackmailing me!"
At this time, Jiang Bang returned to the scene with the charter wife, pointed to Ah Xing and said.
Ah Xing glanced at the charter woman and said, "Fat woman, you are the person in charge here, I ......"
The words are not finished.
The charter lady had already taken off the slippers on her left foot, and the sole of her shoe was on Ah Xing's face, with a cigarette in her mouth, looking like an old lady was the best in the world, and hummed: "Fat woman!" ”
Ah Xing is a typical ruthless and soft-hearted, and he didn't dare to fight back when he was beaten, but threatened with words: "Hey, I ...... the axe gang"
"The axe helped!"
The charter lady didn't care what he said, she took off her shoes again and exhaled.
"Big Brother ......"
"Big brother!"
"Hey, ...... compensation for medical expenses"
"The medical bills are gone!"
“……”
was chased by the charter woman and beaten all the way, Ah Xing really couldn't hold on, ran to the side quickly, and shouted at the charter woman with a strong heart: "Fat woman, count you as a kind, you wait, I'll call someone to clean you up!" ”
As he spoke, he felt a firecracker from his body.
There happened to be a stove next to it, and the fire was burning, Ah Xing reached over, lit the firecrackers, and said decently: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!" ”
Immediately, the firecracker was thrown backwards.
"Bang!"
Firecrackers exploded.
Ah Xing continued to shout: "Wait for death, don't go, buy a coffin!" ”
But I didn't think about it, a large group of people from the Axe Gang really came from outside the gate, and the person who took the lead was the second leader of the Axe Gang, but he was just ...... At this moment, the hat on the head of the second master was blown up with a big hole, and it was still stubbornly smoking green smoke, and the hot sweat kept dripping from his face.
The second dang wiped the sweat on his face and neck with a handkerchief, and said coldly: "Who is still a firecracker?!" ”
The tone is warm and angry, and there is a lot of meaning that if you don't agree, you will kill.
Ah Xing secretly screamed badly.
However, he was also clever, and hurriedly ran over to pull the relationship and said, "My own big brother!" ”
Then he pointed at the charter wife and others for a while, and I didn't know if Ah Xing was too able to speak, or the IQ of the two masters was not online, or the effect of the pig's foot halo, the people of this gang of axes actually really believed Ah Xing's nonsense, and the black pressed a large number of people, and they came over violently.
Meanwhile......
As the second master and others approached, the originally clear sky also changed color in an instant, and a large area of dark clouds converged in the blink of an eye, forcing towards the charter wife and others.
"Oops!"
Seeing the axe tattoo on the chest of the second master, the charter wife recognized the identity of the other party at a glance, this is the real Axe Gang!
When the axe helped everyone stand still, the charter woman pretended to be calm and turned to the people in the pig cage and shouted, "What are so many of you doing here? It's raining, hurry home and collect your clothes! Hmph! ”
After speaking.
The charter lady is about to leave.
The second master shouted: "Fat woman! ”
The charter wife's body stiffened, and then she ...... The whole person ran back to his room as fast as a gust of wind, hiding in the quilt and shivering.
The fat woman's speed is too fast!
Not to mention that the people of the Axe Gang were stunned, even Bai Xiaofei, who had been silently paying attention to here, was also dumbfounded: "What a fast speed!" Could it be light work?! ”
At this time.
Sauce exploded this funny comparison, but he didn't know whether he was alive or dead and said to the second master: "You also want to blackmail me?" I'm not afraid! ”
The second master looked at the fool at him, took off the axe pinned to his waist, walked in front of the sauce explosion, and leaned his ears over: "Ah? What did you say? ”
When Sauce Blast saw the axe, he was instantly stunned.
No matter how stupid he is, he also knows that the situation is not good, his head began to break out in a cold sweat, and his lips trembled: "I ......"
Meanwhile......
The second master picked up the axe and slashed at the head of the sauce explosion.
Bang!
Between the lightning and flint, the sauce explosion was still standing in place, but the Erdang family was gone.
But a tin bucket behind him was clattering and circling.
The people inside are the second masters!
When the little brother of the Axe Gang found out, he hurriedly ran over.
I saw the fat body of the second master, who was as fat as a pig, was squeezed and shrunk into a narrow iron bucket, posed in an extremely strange shape, his expression was very painful, and he snorted and howled: "How can this be, who saw it?!" ”
All the little brothers shook their heads in unison.
Subsequently, they tried to drag the second master out.
"Don't move!"
The second master hurriedly stopped in pain: "Broken, broken!" Call someone, call someone quickly! ”
Others don't know the situation, but the second boss himself really knows very well that his waist bone or something has been broken, and if there is no professional doctor to rescue him, he will definitely kill himself with the rude methods of this group of idiot brothers. Therefore...... Although it hurt to death, he could only grit his teeth and endure it, waiting for others to save him.
A younger brother immediately released a flare.
The fireworks soared into the sky, then exploded, taking the shape of an axe.
"Dumbo!"
counted and focused his eyes on Bai Xiaofei.
The Axe Gang didn't see it, and no one else saw it, but the ghost, the coolie, and the rabbit tailor, as well as the charter man who was still lying on the ground with a potted flower on his head, saw it.
The person who rescued the sauce explosion just now was Bai Xiaofei!
He got ahead of the coolies.
These are not the point, the point is that Bai Xiaofei beat the second master so miserably with just one chopstick, this skill and strength really surprised the three coolies. Even...... Even the charter man, who is a top master, is no exception.
Bai Xiaofei once said that he had learned martial arts and practiced qi, and the neighborhood had the right to joke with Bai Xiaofei, and the three coolies were strong, but the charter father, the charter wife and others believed that Bai Xiaofei was a practitioner.
It's just that......
They never expected that Bai Xiaofei's strength would be so amazing!
A chopstick.
was thrown so lightly by Bai Xiaofei.
At a distance of more than ten meters, a fat man weighing up to 200 meters was sent out, and the speed was so fast that it was not good!
Such strength......
At least there are top masters!
Several martial arts masters were secretly frightened, but they didn't know that Bai Xiaofei's move just now, in addition to using a large amount of internal qi and using many wonderful methods of internal strength, he also used spiritual power, otherwise...... At best, it can only injure the second master, but not blow it away!
"Alas......!"
"It seems that there is still a big gap between myself and the martial arts master!"
Bai Xiaofei secretly estimated in his heart, and found that his internal qi cultivation and application were still much worse than those of Coolie Qiang, after all, they were really good at kung fu, but he was clever to achieve such a degree, which is stronger and which is weaker, and the superior and inferior make a judgment.
Immediately, his eyes were fixed on the younger brothers of the Axe Gang.
The plot has begun.
Men and women have all appeared, so the next step should be for the Axe Gang to hire the Evil God of Heaven and Earth and Fire Cloud.
In other words, sooner or later, there will be a war between the Pig Coop Walled City and the Axe Gang!
Since this is the case, Bai Xiaofei doesn't plan to hide it.
"You can't live in peace if you eat!"
"Bang!"
Bai Xiaofei slapped the table violently.
I saw the chopsticks on the table and the chopsticks in the building, and they were immediately shocked and flew up.
Closely followed by ......
Bai Xiaofei's eyes froze, and when the killing machine surged, he waved his hand suddenly, only to hear the sound of "whoosh" breaking through the air, and the dozen or so pairs of chopsticks were like hidden weapons, whistling towards the axe gang brothers opposite!
Before the dozen or so axe gang brothers could understand what was going on, they were shot through their throats by the chopsticks that flew in, and they snorted twice, and then they didn't move at all.
One by one, they fell to the ground with their eyes wide open, looking dead.
"Shhhh
Seeing this scene, everyone present took a breath of cool air. Ah Xing was even more frightened and sat on the ground, almost not wetting his pants.
Seeing Bai Xiaofei's gaze turn to him, Ah Xing's reaction was very fast, and he hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Big ...... Big brother, no, uncle, spare your life! I—I'm not from the Axe Gang, I don't know them at all, please, don't kill me! I have a five-year-old mother and a seventy-year-old child to raise, so you have mercy on me, let me go when I'm a fart! ”
“……”
Bai Xiaofei almost didn't laugh when he heard it: "Nima! Five-year-old mother? Seventy-year-old? You can figure it out! ”
At this time, the star master is obviously much older, and he is no longer the young, handsome, and limelight star boy that Bai Xiaofei knew before, but ...... No matter how Xing Ye changes, his style has never changed, he is still funny and nonsensical, "Kung Fu" is like this, and "Yangtze River No. 7" is the same!
Pity......
By the time of "Journey to the West" and "Mermaid", Xing Ye had already withdrawn from the big screen and transformed into a behind-the-scenes scene.
Looking at the funny and humorous, but clever Ah Xing in front of him, Bai Xiaofei always can't help but treat him as a star master, in Bai Xiaofei's view, it is not so much Ah Xing's role that has made Xing Ye's classic, but rather Xing Ye's creation of Ah Xing's classic role!
In a word......
Bai Xiaofei has always liked Xing Ye's movies very much, for him, it is a feeling engraved with youth and memories!
Therefore, the role played by Xing Ye, no matter who it is, Bai Xiaofei also likes it very much!
Ah Xing, nature is no exception!
"Get up!"
Bai Xiaofei walked up to Ah Xing and said funny: "I know your details, otherwise, ...... You're dead! ”
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