Chapter 33: Xi'er laughs when she goes down the mountain
I turned my head and looked at the large pile of corpse stones at Jiang Qixi's feet, and my heart was inexplicably panicked. Originally, I thought that these stone statues of Yin soldiers were artificially carved, but I didn't expect that they were actually corpses made of stone.
"After a thousand years, why is it only born now?" Jiang Qixi said with a frown.
I thought that Ma Changwen would point at me again and say that when Yin Ke came to Jiangjun County, he would have bad luck.
Ma Changwen just sighed, and then said with a solemn face, "I don't know much, more than ten years ago, someone in Luoma Village found the first Yin Soldier Stone Statue, at that time I heard the news and used some means to break the Yin Soldier Stone Statue, and later time, five Yin Soldier Stone Statues appeared one after another, all of which were removed by my Ma family." ”
Saying that, Ma Changwen turned his head and looked at me, "However, since this baby came, this Yin Soldier Stone Statue has appeared extremely quickly, and it has only been less than ten days now, and four have appeared, so I am a little worried." ”
"If you want to come, you can't hide from it." Jiang Qixi said lightly.
Ma Changwen smiled bitterly, "I later visited around and found something that may be related to the frequent appearance of the Yin Soldier Stone Statue. ”
"What's the matter?" Jiang Qixi asked in a deep voice.
"In General County, someone found the general's tomb and pried open the tombstone." Ma Changwen said coldly.
"Tufuzi?" Jiang Qixi asked.
"I don't know, if I guess correctly, there is no doubt that it is the Tufuzi."
Tufuzi, that is, a tomb robber, is a local dialect in the underworld.
"What do you mean?"
"Chai Hu has been dead for a thousand years, but no matter how you say it, he also led 30,000 Yin soldiers to kill out of the ghost gate. According to folk rumors, Chai Hu was devoured by a thousand snakes and died in pain, but do you know that the snake that devoured him was a yin snake, in other words, Chai Hu was devoured by the Yin Soul, and it was impossible to be reincarnated, so I made a guess that the general Chai Hu was very likely to have turned into a ghost. ”
Jiang Qixi's face turned pale and said, "What do you mean, Chai Hu turned into a ghost, and then hid in the general's tomb, and coincidentally, the general's tomb was found and cut open by Tufuzi, Chai Hu was born, Yin will be born, and then Yin soldiers are born?" ”
"Clever." Ma Chang's writing is concise and to the point.
"Wasn't the stone statue of the Yin Soldier shattered? How can you still fight? I wondered.
The white-haired old man behind Ma Changwen sneered at me, "The Yin Soldier will not die in a hundred battles, its Yin Soul can be placed on all Yin things, and it will make you suffer a lot if it is charming just by attracting ghosts." ”
Hearing this, I felt a shock in my heart, what this old man said was right, just the ghost was charming, and he almost let Lao Liu cook his daughter-in-law.
"Does Master Changfeng have anything to say?" Ma Changwen asked.
"Master will come naturally in a while." Jiang Qixi said lightly.
"When Master Changfeng comes, I feel that we will go to the general's tomb next." After Ma Changwen finished speaking, he quit Jiang Qixi, then glanced at me, and walked back with the white-haired old man.
Jiang Qixi walked back to me with a sad face.
"Jiang Qixi, after that Chai Hu turned into a powerful ghost, is it very powerful?" I asked.
"Say, a thousand years of dirt. I hope Ma Changwen guessed wrong. ”
When I returned to school, I found that Ma Xiaoting had been waiting at the school gate for a long time, wearing a red dress. Seeing me and Jiang Qixi coming over, he pouted to greet him.
"Chen Xichun, I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on with my father, suddenly like that."
Before I could speak, Jiang Qixi looked at Ma Xiaoting, then turned his head to look at me, "In the future, you have to tell me wherever you want to take my little father-in-law." ”
"Why! Why! Chen Xichun, you are a boy, do you want to be managed by your daughter-in-law! Ma Xiaoting said angrily.
I raised my head and looked at Jiang Qixi, who happened to be glaring at me.
"I listen to my daughter-in-law!" I said awe-inspiringly.
Ma Xiaoting stomped her feet angrily and walked towards the school.
Jiang Qixi was like a winning rooster, holding his head high, and also walked into the school.
I followed Jiang Qixi's side, looked forward, and was angry. The little four eyes are white and handsome, and he is holding a handful of wild seedlings picked from nowhere, standing in front of the teaching building.
I was about to walk over with my arms crossed.
"What are you in a hurry! I don't want to see him! Jiang Qixi said with a smile.
"I'm sick in my heart!" I said slightly angrily.
Jiang Qixi reached out and patted my head, "I have a way!" ”
Hearing the sound, I looked up at Jiang Qixi suspiciously.
Jiang Qixi ignored me, walked to the little four-eyed Bai Xiaoshuai, I was about to glare at me fiercely, suddenly, Jiang Qixi broke my head and kissed me on the cheek.
I was fourteen years old, and Jiang Qixi was fifteen.
Fifteen-year-old Jiang Qixi blushed as if he was drunk.
I touched my face a little sluggishly, "Jiang Qixi, why are you biting me?" ”
"Shut up!" Jiang Qixi scolded viciously and ran up the stairs quickly.
Bai Xiaoshuai's legs were weak, he knelt on the ground and cried, beating his feet and chest.
"She didn't bite you." I muttered at Bai Xiaoshuai.
When Bai Xiaoshuai heard this, he cried even more desolate and buried his head on the ground.
For most of the day, Jiang Qixi didn't pay much attention to me. For several classes in a row, I was looking at the blackboard with a puff.
"Jiang Qixi, it's out of school." I blushed my face and said to Jiang Qixi.
Jiang Qixi packed up his things, didn't answer me, and walked out of the classroom first.
I smiled bitterly and walked behind Jiang Qixi.
"Jiang Qixi, I want to pee." I said.
"Hurry!" Jiang Qixi finally said something viciously.
I grinned and stuffed a piece of white paper into Jiang Qixi's hand.
Jiang Qixi looked up suspiciously, I quickly opened my legs and ran to the school toilet.
The bluestone bridge in Sifang Town bends two steps away from the river
The black-clothed ghost and the white-haired man said, My family Xi'er has a master's knife
The old grandmother of the ghost snow pressure ancestral hall called me not to call
When the general came, I laughed when I came down the mountain
"Yin guest comes, the general makes trouble, Xi'er will laugh when he goes down the mountain...... It seems that something is not good, forget it. I laughed while reading it, and I didn't know what Jiang Qixi would do when he saw it, wouldn't it be a love poem! The master is a person who has read vernacular literature for ten years!
I walked into the toilet and found a place to prepare for amnesty.
Suddenly, there was a sound of friction in the originally empty toilet, as if someone was dragging stones and rubbing them against the cement road.
My scalp tingled, and I remembered the stone statue of the Yin Soldier.
I quickly pulled out my pants and turned around vigilantly to find that the toilet door, at some point, was blocked by two boulders. In the blink of an eye, the two boulders suddenly gave birth to a face and looked at them coldly.
Yin Soldier Stone Statue!
I hurriedly ducked away from the Yin Soldier Stone Statue out of sight.
The two stone statues of the Yin Soldier each gave birth to two hands and smashed the toilet door tightly.
I pulled out the lightning strike wood, but I didn't expect to be nervous for a moment, and the lightning strike wood fell into the urethra of the toilet, and I hurriedly bent down to pick it up.
The lightning struck the wood, a wet patch, eclipsed.
Damn it! Tianbao is stained with filth, I'm afraid it will not work.
I tore my throat and shouted Jiang Qixi.
No one responded, and I was a little worried, these two stone statues of Yin soldiers had to block their voices.
What to do? Right now, the lightning strike wood is out of order, and if you force it over, I'm afraid you will be beaten to pieces by these two Yin Soldier stone statues.
Don't be in a hurry, consume for a while, Jiang Qixi will definitely come to find me when he sees that I haven't returned for a long time.
The idea was excellent, but unfortunately, the two stone statues of the Yin Soldiers, already rubbing against the toilet floor, moved towards me, getting closer and closer.
I felt a burst of despair in my heart, and I threw the lightning strike wood in my hand forward, and sure enough, as I thought, the lightning strike wood hit the Yin soldier stone statue like an ordinary wooden stick, and there was no thunderbolt spark.
A stone statue of a Yin soldier had already crashed into me, and I hurriedly jumped away, and the toilet wall where it had been standing was smashed to pieces.
"Hey, who put two rocks to block the door?" At that moment, I heard a voice outside.
I shouted as hard as I could, but I cursed as if I hadn't heard anything, and then there was a sound of footsteps.
Sure enough, as I thought, my voice was cut off, no wonder Jiang Qixi didn't hear it.
Seeing that there was only one last toilet wall left, and there was no way to avoid it, I was so angry that I jumped behind one of the stone statues of Yin soldiers, stretched out my hand, and slashed at the ghost vine in the eye groove of the stone statue.
If you pick at the oni vine, it won't see me.
Picking out the fingers to grind the blood, still not picking it off, it seems that this ghost vine still needs a magic weapon to cut off.
I gasped, jumped out of the stone statue, gritted my teeth and retreated into the corner.
A dead end where there is no retreat.
"Jiang Qixi! Your little husband is dying! I yelled.
"You can't die."
A figure quickly leaped forward, raised the small sword in his hand, and stabbed at one of the Yin Soldier stone statues.
The stone statue shattered. It didn't take long for the other body to be stabbed by Jiang Qixi.
"I'm a little short, I can't survive, so I go to the ......toilet," I smiled wryly.
Jiang Qixi helped me up, and after looking at the broken stone statue a few times, he said with some fear, "Chen Xichun, where are you lightning striking wood?" Didn't you break this thing once? ”
I raised my hand and pointed to the urine-soaked lightning-struck wood on the ground.
"Ancestor!" Jiang Qixi gritted his teeth and scolded, and then asked me to pick up the lightning strike wood.
"My hand hurts,......," I replied.
"Hands hurt and pick up with feet!"
"Jiang Qixi, it seems that they are really looking for me." On the way, I said to Jiang Qixi.
"You have too much yin qi on your body, and it's normal to just attract it." Jiang Qixi replied.
"No, I mean, they seem to have come out to look for me, not to be lured by me in the neighborhood."
"Going out to look for you?" Jiang Qixi frowned, "It stands to reason that you are a yin guest, at most you are jealous, but this yin general is not an ordinary ghost, how can you have so many thoughts." ”
"And what do you mean?" I looked up and asked.
Jiang Qixi shook his head, "I can't guess, when the master comes down the mountain in a few days, I'll ask her." ”
I nodded, my heart pounding, if these Yin generals and Yin soldiers really came to me on purpose, then I really won the jackpot.
"Chen Xichun, I can't understand what you wrote just now......" Jiang Qixi turned his head and said.
"Love poem, my family is here, I'll laugh, I'll be happy!" I explained.
"This is a love poem? Bullshit! ”
"Oh."