Chapter 17 People are poor and short-lived
Ge Zhuang didn't sit down on this grandson with a buttocks, and the big gold chain cried and called his mother, and hurriedly said the two grandfathers, what is wrong with you, let's have something to say, okay?
I grabbed the neckline of the big gold chain, asked Ge Zhuang to move his ass a little, and said Why did you betray us, don't make it clear, don't blame the master, I poured you chili water!
Filling chili pepper water has a long history, it is the method used by Japanese devils to enter the village to torture the militia and eyeliner, first starve people for three days, and then pour soaked chili water into people's stomachs, eat chili peppers on an empty stomach, the sour feeling is unimaginable, hang people upside down with ropes, and gag their mouths. As soon as this person is sick to his stomach, he will vomit something outside, and all the chili water poured into it will flow out along the nasal cavity, choke into the trachea and lungs, and torture him once or twice, and this person will be wasted.
My grandfather also participated in the guerrillas when he was young, according to my grandfather himself, in 43 he followed the company commander with a devil's nest and rescued many comrades from the mountains, there were two comrades who received this treatment, at that time the lungs were perforated by spicy, and before they could be carried back for first aid, they died halfway through, and when the autopsy was opened, even the lungs were swollen into steamed buns.
The big gold chain begged grandpa to tell grandma, saying that the two masters, I can't help it, I'm a small business to survive, they force me to tell the truth, otherwise I have to enter the number, I can't help it!
Ge Zhuang gave him two ear scrapers, so your grandmother's will pit us?
"Two masters, aren't you two all doing well now, we are both civilized people, if you don't do it, don't do it, can you?" The big gold chain hugged his head and said goodbye.
I grabbed Ge Zhuang and said okay, everything is over, they are all calm and calm, can this grandson be a big fart to death? We don't have to go to court differently?
Ge Zhuang thought about it, so he picked up the person and said that you cheated us, this matter can't be easily calculated, what do you say?
When the big gold chain heard it, he hurriedly said that as long as he didn't get beaten, the two, if you want me to say that in the middle of the night, we were also followed outside by the club, I'll find a hot pot restaurant, apologize to you, okay?
Sichuan people love to drink night beer, in recent years, the reform and opening up is in the limelight, many districts and counties have undergone earth-shaking changes, and the catering industry in our county has gradually become lively. In order to make amends, Da Jin Chain chose a Sichuan restaurant with the most popular business in the county, put steaming red soup on it, and put a few bottles of "Old Mountain City", and the cold on my and Ge Zhuang's faces melted a lot.
The big gold chain poured a cup for himself first, filled it for the two of us, and said with a smiling face, eat and drink well, and the accounts are all counted on my head.
"Big Maple Forest" is a nightclub, the county's economic development in the past two years is too fast, but also gave birth to a lot of alternative industries, it seems that the big gold chain in order to make amends for me and Ge Zhuang, but also made a bloody investment, I heard people say, the "Big Maple Forest" nightclub has a high threshold, and it will cost dozens of dollars to go in and drink a bottle of wine.
I didn't have much interest in that, so I waved my hand and said no, revolutionary friendship cannot be built on the rotten routine of capitalism and righteousness, right?
The big gold chain gave a thumbs up, saying Master, your ideological consciousness is really high!
Ge Zhuang was a little moved, and when he saw that I didn't agree, his eyes rolled, and he said, "How is the Tai Sui in front of the head?" ”
The big gold chain immediately picked up the wine glass and said, "I have to say thank you to the two of you first, as soon as you walk on the front foot, I will find a buyer on the back foot, it is a Hong Kong Island businessman, it is said that the waist is not good, and I have entered many big hospitals, it is useless to take medicine and injections, I learned that I have Tai Sui here, and people are willing to spend a lot of money, and I have also returned to the trip." ”
Ge Zhuang grinned and said that you will repay me like this?
The big gold chain cried and said with a sad face, "Fat brother, I can't help myself, do our business of dumping the master, there are a few clean under the buttocks, I can't help but check it, I have to eat peanuts when I check it, the short-haired chick asked me to explain honestly, and I will send it to the bureau without explaining the origin, do you dare I not listen?" ”
I drank too much, came and went, Ge Zhuang and I were almost gone, the big gold chain is a traitor who sees people and people say, and talks nonsense, a few good words coaxed Ge Zhuang around, I don't know how, I talked about robbing tombs.
According to the big gold chain himself, his grandfather's generation was a big landowner, but to catch up with the red wave, no one can stop it, Grandpa Mao shouted, all the squires and tyrants were all knocked down, his grandfather was only twenty years old that year, from a broad young master with fine clothes and jade food, was beaten into a stinky old nine that everyone spurned, and he couldn't think about it, so he plunged into the Yangtze River, planning to say goodbye to the world.
It was also his life that should not be extinguished, he floated in the Yangtze River for three days and was not drowned, and was saved by a passer-by, who was a mound of soil, and saw that the grandfather of the big gold chain was pitiful, so he took him to stay by his side.
After that, even if his grandfather worshipped the teacher, he started a business with others, and they all said that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and rats will make holes, and later when his father was born, he also entered this industry.
This line of work has no fixed place, where there is a tomb, they move their family to which end, father and son have joined forces, and they have also done a lot of big business.
But there are unforeseen circumstances, to the day of the birth of the big gold chain, his father did not dare to move in the delivery room, his grandfather went into the mountains alone to dig the grave, never thought that God's face said to change, the sky was clear and the sun was shining, and in a blink of an eye it rained heavily, the torrent was cathartic, and his grandfather beat out the thief hole to the bottom, his grandfather was suffocated to death in it, and it happened that the old lady of the big gold chain also followed the difficult birth, kicked his legs, and left the two of them to depend on each other.
The father of the big gold chain is a superstitious person, so he thinks that he has robbed too many tombs and bad morality, so God specially lowered this "debt collector", and since then, he has washed his hands in the golden basin and started the antique business with many years of experience in inverted buckets.
A few years ago, his father died, and the big gold chain carried the flag, and he was a "fallen master" in Feng Shui Street, but he didn't learn the skills of the family heirloom, and he didn't dare to go to the tomb easily, he couldn't get good things, his business deteriorated, and he borrowed a lot of foreign debts.
It was also a coincidence that as soon as he made up his mind about the store, Ge Zhuang and I came to the door with the "Millennium Tai Sui", which also solved his urgent need.
I joked, your ancestral craftsmanship has damaged the yin morality, how many of those who pry the coffin and steal the treasure can get it well? Let's not talk about your grandfather, seeing that you are not much older than me at this age, I think that when your father dies, I'm afraid you won't even survive sixty, right?
Speaking of sad things, the big gold chain took a sip of wine, his eyes were red, and he said Little brother, you don't understand, my grandfather didn't wear a pair of pants that didn't show his cheeks in the two years he was killed. People are hungry, even their own sons can be exchanged for meat, and they are reluctant to start with the neighbors' exchanges, and after weighing, divide a few catties and a few taels, a fat doll can be exchanged for two thin ones, or how to say that it is easy to eat? are all poor and afraid, who cares if the business is clean or not?