"Bastard bear and stinky weasel, the next time we meet, it's your time of death!"

Ni Tianbo's duck died with a hard mouth, howling as he ran.

Behind Ni Tianbo, a long string of laughter was left.

"Hehe, in this field, you can't stop a fart!"

Mu Feilong couldn't stand up with a straight smile.

Even Mu Feiyun, who was still flushed with Ni Tianbo's cheeks just now, showed a disgusting expression of wanting to vomit at this time.

"To break through Ni Tianbo's domain, all you need is a weasel. ”

Later, there was a saying in Liaoshan that Ni Tianbo's domain could not withstand the weasel's fart, and since then, Ni Tianbo has become a big joke in Liaoshan.

At this time, the Jiuzhai camp was full of smoke, and the fire was soaring into the sky, and it was a mess.

"Retreat, retreat, retreat! Thirty miles back!"

Lian Yuncheng shouted.

The children of Jiuzhai threw away their armor one by one, burned their eyebrows, were disgraced, and crawled towards Guyun Mountain.

In a river behind the woods, Ni Tianbo was soaking in the water, washing the smell of his body.

Then a big bear came, and of course this big bear was me, and I came, and on my shoulder, there was a weasel, and he was shaking a feather fan.

"Ni Tianbo, if you still wash it, you can't wash it off with water alone, unless I have a unique recipe to wash it off. ”

"Bastard Big Bear, I'll kill you!"

Ni Tianbo jumped up from the river with a splash in the water and rushed towards us naked.

"Ni Tianbo, haven't you been fart-scented enough? Lao Tzu's fart has been smelly for three years, and he can't wash it off. ”

The brocade mouse suddenly said unhurriedly.

When Ni Tianbo heard this, his arrogance wilted, and he sat on the river ridge with his butt, and cried.

"You, you are too much of a bully, too much of a bully, I don't want you to bully people like this. ”

Ni Tianbo was like a child, and he cried all at once, which made me a little overwhelmed.

"Don't cry, you're such an adult, isn't it a shame to cry your nose, Lord Rat has his own way to deodorize you, but my King Bear wants you to exchange something. ”

"Tell me, I'll give you whatever we want, as long as you relieve me of the stench of this disgusting dead man, I'll give you everything!"

"Ahem, I want the cultivation method of the Sticky Realm!"

"Take it, take it, anyway, Lao Tzu's domain is useless now, everyone knows that Lao Tzu's domain is afraid of brute farts!"

"Who do you say is a brute?"

"Ah no, that's not what it means, I'm a beast, I'm a beast, can't I? Brother Xiong, I'm also a goblin, I'm a catfish spirit, the goblins in the world are a family, let's not embarrass our own people, okay." ”

It turns out that Ni Tianbo, this bastard, turned out to be a catfish spirit, no wonder he would be so weird and sticky, but he treated me as his own kind, then it was a big mistake, I Mo Jiang is not a goblin.

I'm just using witchcraft to possess this red-eyed bear, I'm not a goblin.

"It turns out that you are also a goblin, but there is a human forbidden circle here, so you are not afraid?"

"Alas, if I hadn't just comprehended my domain and come out to practice, how would I dare to come out and be a demon, who knows Lao Tzu, no, no, no, it's a little demon, a little demon I spent no effort and time to study the field, and it was broken by a fart of Uncle Weasel, I'm so miserable! “

"Shut up! I'm asking if you're afraid of the ban on the human array!"

I don't have any sympathy for this catfish demon who wanted to take my bear's life just now.

"Of course I'm afraid, the demon has a demon pill, do you think I'm not afraid of being caught by the demon to take the pill?"

"You still have a demon pill, what does it look like, take a look!"

"Don't don't, Uncle Xiong, Uncle Huang, this is not a joke, if I am robbed of the Demon Pill, then my hundred-year cultivation will come to naught, and I will turn back into a big catfish!"

"Forget the demon pill, your Xiong Ye is a benevolent lord, he will not kill them all, what Xiong Ye wants is the cultivation of the Sticky Realm!"

Of course, I also want to take this guy's demon pill to see what the demon pill looks like and what is the use, but if it destroys people for a hundred years, if this guy is forced to jump over the wall in a hurry, or if it attracts the forces behind this goblin to seek revenge, it is not necessary.

After all, there are a large group of goblins around me, and it is not easy for goblins to cultivate, in fact, I don't want to hurt these goblins unless it is absolutely necessary.

"Alas, take it, take it, this is the cultivation method of the Sticky Realm!"

Ni Tianbo threw over a piece of jade slip, and I reached out and grabbed it in my hand.

"You can give me an antidote!"

"Who knows if you're real or fake?"

"You'll find out if you try it. ”

"If you dare to lie to Master Xiong, Master Xiong will make you stink for the rest of your life!"

"How dare you! It's true, it's absolutely true, I swear by my Dao heart, if it's false, it will make me stink for the rest of my life!"

"Okay, I believe you, let's go!"

With the brocade rat on my shoulder, I turned and walked away.

"Hey, where's the antidote?"

"Take it, and go on!"

I threw a large bottle over, but in fact, the jade bottle contained the urine of the brocade rat, which was just right to relieve its smell.

"Wow, what is this, it stinks even more than me! Uncle Xiong, aren't you fooling me!"

"What do you know, this is called fighting poison with poison and deodorizing with smell! After washing for three days, it can be solved naturally! It's just that when you wash it, your skin is a little itchy and stinging, just endure it! I swear with my heart that this is the real antidote. ”

When Ni Tianbo heard me say this, he couldn't wait to pour the antidote on his body.

"Itchy, stinging, itching, stinging!"

"Hehe, this is the antidote, the antidote is the saliva of the brocade mouse, but I also added a little material to this antidote, it is real urine, the urine of the brocade mouse, hehe, take a three-day bath with the urine of the brocade mouse, enough for your kid! Who called you this catfish spirit boy so arrogant just now, and he still wants to take the life of Master Xiong!"

I smiled while playing with the jade slip in my hand.

"Ni boy, use this antidote to get rid of your skin, the smell will naturally be removed, don't be afraid of itching, don't be afraid of scratching!haha!"

"Stinging, I have a lot of time anyway, the more I scratch, the more I scratch, the more itchy!haha!"

I sang and disappeared into the old woods.

This time Jiuzhai siege, we did not lose a single soldier, a big victory, I got the cultivation method of the Sticky Domain from Ni Tianbo, I don't want to practice this set of methods, because I don't want to be killed by the weasel's fart, I just corroborate this set of methods with my wire floating dust method, so that my electric wire floating dust magic circle is more powerful.

I was a little curious about Ni Tianbo's method of doping paralyzing poison in the field of stickiness, and I was disappointed that this paralyzing toxin was brought by a catfish like Ni Tianbo from his mother's womb.

And I usually have to eat a lot of toxic things in order to produce this paralyzing toxin in the body, I don't want to eat and eat something messy and poisonous.

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