Fan Wai 1: My teacher's name is Apocalypse Chen Ang
"Look it's Ge Xiaolun!"
"It's Ge Xiaolun who got a perfect score in every exam, but didn't attend any teacher's class, and said that there is only one person named Chen Ang in the world who deserves to let him use the honorific title of teacher."
"But he is really good, he got a perfect score in any subject, and the physical education teacher nominated him to join the school team at that time."
"That's right! Not only swimming, archery, athletics, badminton, boxing, basketball, cycling, equestrian, fencing, football, gymnastics (competitive gymnastics, rhythmic gymnastics, trampoline), handball, hockey, judo, modern pentathlon, rowing, sailing, shooting, table tennis, taekwondo, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, weightlifting, wrestling, baseball, softball, bowling, billiards, cricket, sports dance, squash, martial arts, go, chess, rattanball, rugby, roller skating, karate, kabaddi, golf.
Athletics, rowing, badminton, softball, basketball, football, boxing, canoeing, cycling, fencing, gymnastics, weightlifting, handball, hockey, judo, wrestling, aquatics, modern pentathlon, baseball, equestrian, taekwondo, tennis, table tennis, shooting, archery, triathlon, sailing, windsurfing, and volleyball. He is always the number one in the project he participates in."
"What are you two talking about?" a voice said.
The two girls hurriedly stopped the topic: "We didn't say anything. ”
The class leader in front of him has quite a lot of opinions about Ge Xiaolun, partly because of jealousy, and partly because Ge Xiaolun is quite indifferent to the math teacher in the class.
The math teacher in the class is the father of the class leader in front of him.
A few days ago, Ge Xiaolun in mathematics class "educated" the mathematics teacher what mathematics is, and I heard that the mathematics teacher in the class went back to study after that day.
His father was stepped on by others like this, and the squad leader naturally didn't have a good eye for Ge Xiaolun, and at that time, Ge Xiaolun was reading books and novels in class, and as a teacher, he naturally wanted to educate him, so he inevitably asked him to answer questions on the blackboard, but unfortunately he kicked the iron plate.
The squad leader scolded: "Is Ge Xiaolun amazing? This kind of person doesn't know how to respect teachers, and he is also a scum scum if he has the ability. ”
The two hurriedly said yes, looking at the squad leader's red-eared madness, of course he followed his words, at this time, if he went against him, he felt like he would immediately fight with you.
At this time, a student walked in looking at the book in his hand, the student was dressed in a neat school uniform, not very handsome, but extremely clean.
Walking under your feet is also like measuring, and every step is unhurried.
At this time, the squad leader shifted the target and walked towards the man, and the two girls hurriedly took the plane to leave.
The squad leader shouted: "Ge Xiaolun, stop for me." ”
Hearing someone shouting to himself, Ge Xiaolun turned his head over, it turned out to be his squad leader Shen Mengyao, watching Shen Mengyao walk towards him angrily.
"What's the matter?" Ge Xiaolun closed the book, not salty, not light.
Shen Mengyao glanced at the "Tang San Burial Demon Transformation Observation Record Report" in Ge Xiaolun's hand, recorded by: Sun Wukong, arranger: Tianqi Chen Ang.
What a mess, Shen Mengyao thought to herself that the current novels are really weird.
Shen Mengyao just wanted to find an excuse to find an excuse to scold him and vent his anger to his father.
At this moment, Ge Xiaolun suddenly took out a small Rubik's Cube, and the "Click" Rubik's Cube automatically twisted a few times.
Suddenly, an indescribable taste entered his nose, and his head went blank in an instant.
The color of the Rubik's Cube also began to change colorfully, and Shen Mengyao was completely attracted by this thing.
At this time, Ge Xiaolun spoke: "From now on, you can't trouble me, and you can't take the initiative to approach me without my permission." ”
Shen Mengyao repeated tiredly: "I can't trouble you, I can't get close without permission." ”
Ge Xiaolun: "You'll be back to normal in five seconds after I snap my fingers, but you won't remember what I did to you." ”
Shen Mengyao's demented repetition: "After snapping your fingers, five seconds, forget about you." ”
"Smack" Ge Xiaolun snapped his fingers, and then turned around and walked directly towards the classroom.
Ge Xiaolun was satisfied and regretful, satisfied that what he did yesterday had been verified, and that humans were indeed controllable, at least stupid monkeys like Shen Mengyao were controllable.
Not to mention getting rid of the influence of pheromones, it is completely up to the self to face things objectively, even if the control of the body's pheromones is suppressed and the monkey briefly reaches the state of "saint".
That's right, in Ge Xiaolun's eyes now, these walking two-legged creatures only have a little more self-control than the monkeys in the zoo.
Most of these monkeys, who are controlled by body pheromones, don't know what they are angry about and what they are in love for.
Most of the so-called love relatives on this planet are the result of genetic pheromones, which can be suppressed or proliferated by Ge Xiaolun to perfectly control these monkeys.
Find a gambler who is addicted to gambling after inhibiting and proliferating different pheromone ratios accordingly.
A scumbag who forced his wife to take money in order to gamble, let his daughter beg on the street, gamble when he had money, and shrank in bed to sleep when he had no money.
It has become a model of a prodigal son who continues to sell blood every week to find a job, works several jobs every day, pays off all his gambling debts, and works hard all the way to replace the broken and corrupt family with a prosperous prodigal son.
Ge Xiaolun carefully put away the human pheromone research records he had made, and began to prepare to choose the next research project.
At this moment, his Rubik's Cube lit up, and Ge Xiaolun took out the Rubik's Cube with indescribable respect: "Is it a teacher?" ”
If someone sees this scene, their jaws will definitely drop, what kind of character is Ge Xiaolun, how crazy is Ge Xiaolun? No one who knew him had ever seen him hold him so respectful.