As soon as the stammering words were finished, Chen Papi couldn't wait to speak, he said: "You stammer, you know a fart, Lao Tzu has been in the industry for fifteen years, and he knows everything about funerals, if it weren't for Chen Baxian sticking red paper on the bottom of the coffin, that million funeral would not have happened at all, and Liu Kai would not have gone crazy, the culprit of all this is Chen Baxian." ”

", Chen Papi, you don't want to be embarrassed, why don't you say that Liu Kai robbed the funeral. For that funeral, he locked Jiu Yanzi and Gao Yazi in the bullpen, it wasn't him who provoked the trouble, and Jiu Yanzi could paste red paper on the coffin? The old dynasty roared at Chen's skin.

After speaking, Lao Wang stood up, stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Kai who was in a wheelchair, and said: "He is crazy now, I didn't want to talk about his previous ugly things, but now that Chen Papi is making a fuss about him, Lao Tzu is also out of the way." Let's imagine, a student who has just come out of school, a famous black eight immortals in Dongxing Town, a student is threatened and beaten by a black eight immortals, what does he do to resist? Do you want to fight against each other regardless of your life? Fortunately, before the funeral began, the red paper was found and torn down, and the nine men had been punished at that time, and today, the nine men cut off their thumbs to pay the price. As for what Chen Papi said, the culprit of this funeral is Jiu Yanzi, we can invite the main family of the funeral and let the main family say a fair word, who is right and wrong, you will know when you ask. ”

As he spoke, Lao Wang sat down, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and stopped talking, but his eyes were staring directly at Chen Papi.

When Chen Papi heard Lao Wang say this, he scolded angrily: "You one-eyed dragon, Chen Baxian is led by you, you naturally speak for him, I don't want to argue with you, everyone look at your left hand side." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the left, and said: "That's Liu Kai, and behind is his daughter-in-law, they have five children, the eldest is in the third year of high school this year, and the youngest is still in the first year of junior high school. He, Chen Jiu, because of money, actually harmed Liu Kai like this, let me ask, what should this orphan and widow do? ”

I watched Chen Papi talk eloquently on stage, and my heart was full of doubts, that Chen Papi and Liu Kai are all the way, they are both black Eight Immortals, why has their eloquence become so good today? He even played the sad card, and was about to speak, when Liu Weimin stood up and spoke.

He said: "Chen Papi, there is a saying in the old class, it is reasonable to go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without reason. I have been with Liu Kai for three years, let's not talk about it, he has made at least four or five hundred thousand in the past three years, and it is naturally not a problem to raise his wife and children. ”

As he spoke, he took out a notebook, raised it in the air, and continued: "Secondly, this funeral is a fair competition, and Chen Baxian stood out and became the bearer of the funeral. That Liu Kai was not convinced, and tied Chen Baxian and the high guy to the bullpen, which led to so many things, who is right and wrong, anyone with a discerning eye can see it. Of course, Chen Baxian was also at fault and should not have done anything in the coffin, but he had already received the punishment he deserved. Moreover, the red paper did not work, we should look at this matter with a tolerant heart, who is young and has not done a few wrong things? ”

When he said this, the auditorium became lively, and they were all talking about Liu Weimin's words, but Chen Papi glanced at Liu Weimin viciously and scolded, "Traitor, sooner or later you will pay the price." ”

I quietly watched all these changes in front of me, my body became weaker and weaker, blood continued to flow out of my body, and the severed finger on the table was lying in a pool of blood, very charming, as if I was laughing, as if I was wary of myself.

The whole scene was about ten minutes lively, and many eight immortals stood up and expressed their positions, among which the eight immortals in our town were the mainstay, most of them exposed Liu Kai's various evil things in the past, and some of the eight immortals raised objections, and they were immediately refuted by the incriminating evidence.

To put it bluntly, I was very moved, they came late before, and they were not discussing things like Lao Wang said, but looking for evidence. Otherwise, how could there be so much evidence, especially the account book in Liu Weimin's hand, which became the focus of this Eight Immortals Meeting.

Perhaps, those Eight Immortals from other towns have never understood that a Eight Immortals who do funerals in the countryside can make so much money in three years, plus the evidence of the crimes listed by the other Eight Immortals, they choose to believe that there is a reason for the incident.

In this way, the red paper incident was revealed, and I was sent to the hospital to be bandaged, and Lao Wang said to send it to the county to connect my fingers, but I refused. This finger cut is not only an explanation to the Eight Immortals, but also a reminder to yourself that no matter what happens in the future, you must not do anything disrespectful to the deceased.

I don't know what happened to the Eight Immortals Conference, but I know that I became the leader of the Eight Immortals in Dongxing Town.

During my hospitalization, the mayor came to the hospital once and asked me to set an approximate price for the funeral. After that, I discussed with Lao Wang and Liu Weimin, and set three prices for the funeral in our town, the funeral cost of opening the small road cannot exceed 5800, the cost of the middle road cannot exceed 10000, and the cost of the main road cannot exceed 23800, and the red envelopes of the main family cannot be extorted at will.

This price is the result of my discussion with Lao Wang and them for a day and a night, the funeral expenses are not high, ordinary families can get it, and we eight immortals can also make some money. The so-called opening of the small road, the middle road, and the big road is determined by the number of tables on the day of the opening of the road, three are small roads, five are middle roads, and seven are big roads.

These three roads, the eight immortals and Taoist priests needed, naturally increase with the number of tables, and the funeral expenses will naturally be more expensive, and it is up to the master to decide which way to open.

After discussing all this, I added a 1800 yuan funeral at the back, this 1800 funeral is very simple, just break it, you can carry the deceased up the mountain, this price is set for those poor families.

It is worth mentioning that these four price points are not just the link of opening the road, but all the links of the funeral, including the carrying of the coffin.

As soon as this price list came out, it caused an uproar in our town, and everyone said that this was a conscience price, and they rated me a little higher. Some old people were afraid of price changes, so they handed me the money in advance, saying that on the day of their death, they would let me go to the funeral.

I asked those old people the reason, and they said the same, they all said that now they have a little savings, and they are afraid of being pitted by unfilial children, so it is better to take advantage of the low price of the funeral and put the money on the side of our eight immortals, and there will be people who will do funerals after death in the future.

PS: There will be a delay