Xiaobei's mind is obvious, but Hai Mimi has been playing ambiguously with him.

There are a lot of people chasing Mimi, at least more than the heads of people here. There are those who are more handsome and rich than Xiaobei. Taller than Xiaobei, there are.

The third brother's internal information, the above-mentioned people generally can't get close to Hai Mimi's body, but Hai Mimi must go to Xiaobei every appointment. In this regard, Xiaobei once consulted me: "Fifth brother, you said that she didn't agree to be with me, I looked for her and she came out, what's going on?" ”

I thought, "There's still a drama in this matter, maybe it's reserved, right?"

The third brother disagreed: "Didn't I treat you as a male girlfriend?" ”

Xiao Beida was shocked: "Then she won't ask me to take a bath together, right?!" ”

The third brother and I looked at each other and smiled, and I said, "It's not terrible to ask you to take a bath, but it's terrible to find that the mud on your body can be rubbed into a Shenbei again." ”

Third brother: "Rub your back, rub you away." ”

Me: "Actually, Xiaobei is like a fighter in the Demon God Altar, the real Xiaobei is a little person with a big fist, and the Xiaobei we see is actually a robot controlled by Xiaobei, and the main ingredient is the soil he has accumulated without taking a bath for many years. ”

Xiaobei: "Me! ↓↘→↘↓↙←+A。 ”

To get back to the point, the boys in this room really can't tell Hai Mimi's true intentions to Xiaobei, so they take this opportunity to find out.

Xiaobei has a very outstanding strength, that is, he is thick-skinned, and he dares to climb up with the help of a pole.

Xiaobei shook his shoulders and laughed wildly, his expression was similar to that in Stephen Chow's movie, and he was almost wearing a pair of transparent and gorgeous dragon underwear.

Xiaobei: "Come on, brothers, today our dormitory can be described as three joys, the eldest brother's family, the fifth brother's family have finished toasting, I ...... with Si Tian."

Hai Mimi straightened her waist, and there was a feeling of suffocation: "You wait, is your house a fraud gang?" It's fashionable to pull a girlfriend in such a daze? ”

I hurriedly corrected: "Definitely! Definitely! The teacher just said in class that this gang crime refers to the joint crime of three or more people. A few of our brothers, although it seems that the constituent elements have been met, but! ”

I waved my big hand: "We are separate criminals, each deceiving each other, but we happen to live in the same dormitory, so we can't be called a gang." ”

The second brother lion roared: "Okay! He applauded.

I waved my hand to signal my second brother to calm down, and continued: "Classmate Wang Sitian, I think I said it wrong just now, and now I will say it again." ”

Xiaobei stared at me, and his eyes were about to fall out.

"I don't think we're a lie! Xiaobei, do you say yes! ”

Xiaobei grew up: "Ah...... Yes, isn't it? ”

I said categorically, "Yes and no!" ”

Xiaobei: "Ah...... Be? No! ”

I said, "That's right, then it's up to you to tell everyone, why not!" ”

Xiaobei looked confused. According to his recollection, "The fifth brother seems to be loyal, but in fact he is wilted, he may have found out that I usually stole his shampoo and used it, and he actually killed me that day." Fortunately, I have a quick mind and quick reflexes, and I take it down, it's really hard to imagine what the consequences will be if an ordinary person is so Yin by the fifth brother. ”

Xiaobei: "If I want to talk about this, I have to start with the second brother." ”

Xiaobei stared at the second brother, and the second brother's small eyes were focused, just like a fake wolf, very mysterious.

Xiaobei: "That's right! When I first met my second brother, my second brother told me that they have a custom of the Xian tribe, that is, they have to climb Changbai Mountain on the day of the winter solstice every year to pay tribute to their ancestors. ”

The second brother was like biting a piece of meat in his mouth: "No! We Koreans don't have this custom! ”

Xiaobei: "Ah, that's your family's house rules. ”

Second brother: "Our family doesn't have this rule!" ”

Xiaobei waved his hand impatiently: "Don't worry, you'll remember when I'm done." ”

The second brother put his right hand on his chest and handed it forward, making a polite gesture:

Xiaobei said: "At that time, the second brother talked about their family's winter going up the mountain, as well as the strange customs of the North Korean family. I immediately thought of my second uncle, my second uncle is also a very strange person, what a strange method......"

The fourth brother patted the second brother on the shoulder and gave the second brother a seniority: "Your second uncle is to blame, he is a good (drinking) person!" ”

I said, "Your second uncle blames him for always trying to get drunk." ”

Big brother: "Your second uncle is to blame for going up the mountain in winter at their house." ”

Xiaobei: "You guys roll the calves for me!" Don't interrupt! ”

I muttered in a low voice, "Your fourth uncle is also quite weird, always sleeping." ”

Everyone laughed, and Xiaobei continued:

"Speaking of which, by the way, my second uncle is a very strange person, a lean person, and he likes to be alone......"

Fourth brother: "That's your fifth uncle!" ”

Xiaobei was angry: "Tsk!! ”

The fourth brother surrendered and motioned for Xiaobei to continue.

"My second uncle doesn't look thin, but his strength is very big, a sheep of about 100 catties, his right hand is so good, his left hand is so topped, and he will go on his shoulder. When I was a kid, my second brother and I, phew! It's to play with my second uncle, you can't imagine, we used to live in a bungalow, and the second uncle always threw me on the house, and when I was scared of death, the second uncle jumped and took me off again. The second uncle is not only strange, but also strange, every winter, he doesn't go home, and always doesn't come back until the beginning of spring. ”

Xiaobei reached the back of his shoulder with his left hand: "This position, once again the second uncle took me to fish in the big river, and I saw a purple-red leopard head tattooed on the shoulder of the second uncle." ”

I asked the second uncle: "Second uncle, second uncle, what are you tattooing, so beautiful." ”

The second uncle said: "Let's tell you the truth, Beiwa, uncle is the guard of Huashan Vulture Palace, and we have a total of four guards in Huashan Vulture Palace, which are lions, tigers, wolves, and leopards. The wolf guards the spring, the tiger guards the summer, the lion guards the autumn, and the leopard behind me is the one tattooed by the Holy Lord of the Vulture Palace with qi and blood. ”

At that time, I was so shocked that I hurriedly begged my second uncle to accept me as an apprentice, teach me martial arts, and let me coax me.

The second uncle took a deep breath and nodded slowly: "I have been inspecting your baby for many days, and I found that you have deep roots in wisdom and are quite spiritual, so I will accept you as a disciple of the mantle, and you will not kowtow to the master?" ”

Xiaobei said: "I hurriedly learned the scene I saw on TV, bowed my head, was the teacher, and was worshiped by the apprentice!" Just as I knelt down on my forehead, a force of gravity held me firmly like a flood. ”

The second uncle said: "Wait, although I intend to take you as an apprentice, there are some things that must be instructed in advance." First of all, we Vulture Palace people walk in the world, and they are all secret identities, you call me Master later, and you need to call me Second Uncle in front of others. ”

Xiaobei replied loudly: "I know Master." ”

The second uncle said: "What's more important is that you can't tell anyone that you and I know kung fu, I have taught you kung fu, I am your master!" ”

Xiaobei thought for a while: "Master, is there any difference between this one and the previous one?" ”

The second uncle scratched his head: "In a word, everything about the Vulture Palace must be kept secret, understand?" ”

Since then, Xiaobei has embarked on the road of secret training in the forest, his second uncle taught him every day Lei Leopard chain legs, Golden Leopard Killing Fist and other top martial arts, he also has great respect for the master, beating his shoulders and legs every day, respectfully, handed over all the pocket money, and stole his father's cigarettes for the master to smoke.

Xiaobei said that what he remembers most is that one day his second uncle called him and told him:

"Just like the peerless martial arts dragon with eighteen palms of the dragon has regrets, our golden leopard's life-killing fist's big move is called beating the leopard uneven."

Saying this, Xiaobei stood up and demonstrated to us on the spot: "This trick was a lot of effort back then, and now the action is still very standard." ”

I saw Xiaobei pull the eldest brother out of the seat, and then straightened the eldest brother of Mu Ne like a stake, and the swollen eyes of the eldest brother were about to burst:

"Huh? What the hell? ”

Xiaobei: "It's okay, don't be afraid, big brother, let me punch two punches to show you." ”

The eldest brother ran away and drew circles around the table with Xiaobei. I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to Xiaobei:

"Forget about the live performance, you should still tell the oral history."

Xiaobei Shan Tian Fang possessed: "Ahhhhh In other words, after the second uncle taught me to fight the leopard, I studied hard for three years, and finally got through, just when I wanted to go down the Tianshan Mountain with a sword and punish the strong and help the weak. A bad news reached my ears, the police station arrested the second uncle! ”

The girls were curious and asked, "Ah! Why? ”

Xiaobei: "The second uncle is a liar who does pyramid schemes. ”

Xiaobei's face turned from remorse to strength: "After this incident, guess what happened!?" ”

Everyone was a little distracted after listening to it for so long, and looked at Xiaobei sluggishly.

Xiaobei: "I've been determined since I was a child! No lie! ”

The boss who was eavesdropping on the side tore off his apron and pointed to the gate: "Get out!" Grandma's legs, this egg makes you pull round! ”